Upgrading Into The FASTEST MAN In GTA 5! (Impossible!)

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today we are going to upgrade into the fastest man in the gta dimension we start off super slow but as our exercises get bigger and more crazy the faster we get our goal is to defeat the fastest athletes in a race ah guido what a beautiful day it is today the sun is shining the waves are looking so dang fine and everything is going oh my gosh oh it feels so good what the heck was that oh no steve it's a meta okay listen just don't go over okay just look at how many text messages she's been sending me yeah i do think she has a soft spot for you guido but where's your sense of adventure dude let's go ahead and see if we can find her oh my gosh there she is get up you pathetic weakling i've seen 80 year olds faster than you hey hey arnetta leave the guy alone okay you want me right tiny boy is that you you're back for more oh i have been waiting for this oh really have you because every time we've faced each other in the past you've lost that was a float my license weren't tied my back was hurting the sun was in my eyes i saw something shiny in the crowd my pit hips or got hit by a car that morning yeah yeah whatever arnetta sure whatever you say so many excuses forget it what matters is that i'm back and i'm challenging you to a fud race winner get this deck of cash you've got 24 hours to get ready and then i'm taking my revenge you know what annetta you're on i'll see you at the racetrack okay steve so the first step to defeating arnetta is wait a second what are you wearing uh what do you mean guido this is my running outfit do you like it it's terrible you look awful okay listen just show me what you've got first okay so just my regular speed yeah let's do this here we go guido prepare to be ah amazed oh my gosh oh okay down the steps there we go ah what do you think pretty fast right it's gonna be a long day hey what do you mean just get on the treadmill okay okay fine okay there it is there's the treadmill let's go ahead and get this started we need to start working out if we are going to defeat arnetta in that race okay guido i'm doing it oh my gosh oh i haven't worked out this much in a while oh my gosh oh so guido how long exactly do i need to do this for before i'm going to be fast enough where i can defeat annetta at our time about 20 years wait what no screw that guido look at this we managed to make a little bit of progress let's go ahead and compare our running speed now oh my gosh yeah look at that dude look how much faster i am i'm running uphill here so it might be a little bit tough to see but look at this look how much faster i am i'm just feeling so much healthier down the stairs there we go and oh yeah i think i think we're making some serious progress here but still not fast enough okay fine mr fitness instructor then what do you have lined up um now guido are you absolutely sure that this is gonna make me faster of course you trust me right all right dude whatever you say okay adventurous this is gonna be really bad in about three seconds guido is gonna start chasing after me in that thing one two three oh my gosh he's starting oh my gosh run steve dude adventurous this is absolutely terrifying okay um what do i do um oh my gosh oh my gosh he's right there okay screw this i'm not gonna get hit by a car i'm going over here oh my gosh oh guido just calm down okay what it's making you faster isn't it i know dude but this is a little bit extreme you must admit oh geez ah dude guido i've got a theory that you're actually trying to kill me what are you doing man oh my gosh you almost mowed me down why would i do that i mean it's not like you've bossed me around for years and years i'm sorry just don't kill me please ah adventurous i don't think i can go much further okay guido just oh jeez oh oh sorry about that steve did it work all right let's go ahead and give this a shot oh my gosh look at this i'm definitely faster oh my gosh i'm keeping i keep on stopping and starting but i think that's just every footstep i'm taking it's just so huge now it's like i'm doing a big leap you could always be faster though steve exactly guido let's keep working oh okay guido what's next a bike okay that's cool i enjoy biking let's move okay see our next exercise involves water oh good yeah i was about to say i really need some water if you want to become the fastest man in the gta dimension you need to stay hydrated so i've left you a bunch of water just up the road all you have to do is get to it okay well that sounds easy enough i've got my bike i'm feeling good got a little bit of energy left let's go for it should it be too hard right um guido what the heck is that is that a fire pin oh my gosh who the heck are those guys oh my gosh are you a completed psychopath dude snipers and you even put a fire pit down as well oh my gosh there is something wrong with you okay dodging weave steve we do not want to die i am not dying for some stinking water okay there we go okay that's another guy taken down where's the last guy there he is dude guido this is such a mess okay we've got one more sniper right here take this oh my gosh actually jump straight over him let's see if we can blast him there we go oh my gosh oh and the water is right here wait is someone still shooting at me get out of here you get sniped how do you like it ah well at least i've got some water but guido that was absolutely insane okay now let's go ahead and drink some water i have the water after this challenge guido what do you mean oh my gosh what was that oh my gosh adventurous what the heck is that there's so many mountain lions oh my gosh look at this i'm so much faster now oh geez oh my gosh dude this is absolutely terrifying but look i'm so much faster now oh my gosh oh jeez oh come on steve just get up those mountain lions are on their way there's just so many of them oh my gosh they're coming over the hills okay run steve oh my gosh i can't believe how much faster we are right now i mean look at this every time we hit a slight bump we are sent skyrocketing into the air that's how fast we are this is incredible oh my gosh geez oh oh this is great and everything guido oh my gosh but it's just pure uncontrollable speed we need a way to harness this to control this power do you have any ideas uh oh give me a second it's oh jeez it's annetta hi there i'm just calling to ask you about your current car insurance provider oh guido it's the insurance guys again listen i told you to stop calling me just kidding it's me tiny boy just thought i'd remind you that the race is in less than an hour i am chugging protein shakes energy drinks raw eggs and the tears of pathetic men like you get ready to bow down to our neto oh no guido did you just hear that she's been choking all kinds of crazy things what are we gonna do don't worry steve we've got this i've got one more thing we can try oh so uh hi guido uh how are you doing please uh text me back when you can okay guido well whatever you're going to do make sure you do it fast because it looks like the weather's getting a lot worse and we will not perform as well in rainy weather oof what do you mean oh what the heck is this guido it's so heavy it's a hat with like a giant metal pipe stuck to the top um yeah this is really weird guido don't you realize how dangerous this is i mean not only is this really heavy oh geez but look at the weather dude if a storm approaches then we're going to be struck by lying near no no guido no you can't do this to me guido no what come on you can do this it's just one stupid boy keep your chin up girl oh hey yeah race time indeed it is annetta i would not miss this for the world that money is mine ladies and gentlemen it is time for the ultimate race on the left we have multiverse illustrated champion athlete of the year oh and steve is here too how's it going steve hey dude three two this is absolutely crazy look at this look how fast i'm moving now i'm actually going off the racecourse and i'm just oh my gosh i don't even know what's happening we know that'll be the lightning steve yeah i think you're right ah oh my gosh dude that was insane and oh my gosh look who it is guido are you joking me that's impossible the protein hey adventurous thank you so much for watching if you enjoyed this adventure make sure you go ahead and leave a like also make sure you go ahead and check out the description of this video and follow us on both twitter and instagram see you soon everyone
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Channel: Checkpoint
Views: 693,047
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Length: 9min 33sec (573 seconds)
Published: Sat Jun 05 2021
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