UNLOCKING SQUIDWARD IN NICKELODEON KART RACERS 2 [Nintendo Switch]

[Music] hey spongebob now don't you dare we start off too many videos with that line what do you mean no we don't let me remind you hey spongebob you ever wonder what happened to miss krabs hey spongebob no hey spongebob hey spongebob hey spongebob hey spongebob hey spongebob hey spongebob hey spongebob hey spongebob hey spongebob what are you doing hey spongebob i said hey spongebob what what is he saying i can't even hear him ah can he just start off with the hello there or hi how are you doing it's always hey spongebob hey spongebob oh there he is he's calling right now i already know what he's gonna say not if i can get the first word in hello no don't you start i already know what you're gonna start with what patrick uh well that was weird see we always start off with it i don't know what to do anymore i have an idea what if we start off with a hey patrick we never did anything like that before oh you're a genius okay okay here we go hey patrick hey spongebob i'm gonna kill somebody oh my what's with the scuffed setup you got your tv on the floor what is this don't you have any decency well yeah i just moved give me time to set things right of course i don't have any furniture yet so i'm dealing with the scuffed setup tv sitting on the carpet you're moved you're not my neighbor anymore oh yeah no i just got a new house it's a brand new pineapple i had to pluck it off the tree the other one was getting kind of moldy i recently ripped off my walls now normally when i rip my wall i see that luscious yellow pineapple but this time i ripped it down i saw this slime green it was dripping off the walls looked like billy eilish's hair you walked in squidward you didn't see that as a brand new pineapple shame on you oh of course i didn't notice i was marching very angrily cause i was about to bust in and tell you that you have no excuse your switch is hooked up right there how would you imply and spend over a month and you still haven't unlocked me get on your switch right now and unlock me already fine i guess it's time to unlock some squidward first let me hook up my switch to my floor tv all right let's see wow it's really full here where am i going to plug this in oh here we go i guess i'll just stick to handheld all right we left off in challenges okay let's see ah whoa i'm looking clean there whoever did the photoshop for my skin there deserves a raise oh yeah i did unlock the first character already off screen danny phantom i wonder who this could be though perform three blue sparks drift and win the race but i'm color blind how am i supposed to know which one's a blue spark is this blue ah they ruined it you gotta listen to the sound cues you hear that every time there's a new spark it makes that sound it sounds like opening a monster energy drink who are you people well i got them all i guess all that's left to do is win well time to never play this football head again oh that's who it is ah darn it i thought there's at least a 90 chance that my guess would be right come on don't even pretend like you wouldn't play as him more challenges oh i guess it's time to discuss the elephant in the room i got a lot of comments on the first part wondering my reaction about jojo being in the game wait invader zim in this game with jojo siwa that's right she's gonna be missing a few organs after this [Music] the main reason i won't play this game jojo siwa now all we need is phil swift and the blob stealing core and jojo's spots what why cora she's cool she's one of the few characters that actually drove in her show vine vine there's plenty of humans in this game but they're all fictional having a real world internet personality in the game feels out of place right well this is the same people that release all sorts of icarly games ah they look like deformed means you see nickelodeon they thought ahead and they got us beat they named it nickelodeon kart racers too nickelodeon meaning any and all properties they possess the first racing game they released they called it nicktoons racing nicktoons meaning all the cartoon characters now if jojo were in a game with this title i'd feel a bit deceived although they actually did kind of cartoonize her a bit so it still could have worked i suppose something's not right though she's so eerily silent [Music] yeah for one reason or another there's no voice acting in this game in mario kart the voice acting makes it more satisfying to pull off tricks or hit someone with an item [Applause] it makes your decision matter more because whoever you choose you're going to be hearing them for the next three laps or more but in this game i find myself just choosing random characters i don't really choose who i want to play as they all perform the same they all ride the same cart they have the same weight value i guess the only different thing is looks and animation alright let's face it they didn't get any voice actors because maybe they couldn't get the originals and for a bunch of reasons i mean come on did you really expect them to get a hold of the voice actor for phil swift it's not that easy it's a busy man fun fact did you know the voice hacking for phil swift is phil swift his vocal cords are his strongest flex tape no i mean attack my pig oh come no you can't be serious i know i didn't just lose that fat cow i know i was going faster than him and then the stupid pig started attacking me and made me go even slower why did it slow me down that much and before i got launched up into space earlier i got hit by a random exploding log i want to know how this hit me i'm not even in the radius maybe i just can't play as jojo anymore maybe all these characters are different her ponytails stuck out a little bit in the explosion that's what got me hit buff time oh snap avatar versus avatar i'm in second but i don't even see oh she's off the map what kind of shortcuts are these computers taking is a fair man this is the first time i'm playing on this map i don't need shortcuts i got long that's right redemption no no wait wait wait wait wait oh she smuggled that that's item smuggling there's just a theme in this game the whole race doesn't matter only the last 30 seconds matter apparently all right new idea i'll let her take the lead and i'll tailgate her so she shows me the shortcut this isn't fair oh okay there it is log oh thanks it's very helpful of you see you later it was really that easy huh sucks that we're on the equal playing field now huh yeah i went ahead and did the other boss maybe i don't need squidward anymore our character select screen is looking clean now would you look at that one last challenger character to unlock i wonder who it oh we don't have him yet either so that can't be shredder then because we're playing a shredder now we haven't even unlocked him oh then what's the point of the silhouette i guess i'll just skip unlocking him then this game spoiling itself ah who am i kidding it's worth unlocking shredder just to make him drive stupid carts that look like this who knew shredder could be a perfect contender to be in sugar rush on ricky ralph but enough procrastinating i mean i already know the way to unlock squidward is the neptune cup thanks to the comment section i think it's time we end this we truly saved the best for last wow oh look who it is yeah i keep spare logs don't worry about it you know after grinding all those challenges it's just so easy now i mean they can never even catch up i'm so far ahead i shouldn't open my mouth now i'm being blue shield oh look it didn't even matter i hit me with at least 10 of those ah snipe oh of course the squidward just snipes me man he really does not want to be unlocked huh just gonna stay in the lead we didn't come this far just to fail now i don't know if you have to get first place in every single track or if you just have to win in general but i'm not chancing it i do not want to do this again oh alright time in there no no no all right we're good and they're getting better stupid pig hey steal my items i need to get a sizeable lead but i keep getting hit all right i'm gonna pull something out here if i can get an item i think i can make a change can't snipe him no oh no oh no oh it's looking back oh no you don't can i run it no of course not things always start to go haywire on the third lap come on come on he went through that it's okay though i'll just focus on the driving we don't need items items are for chumps [Music] i said no items you ain't hit me with that this is gonna be an itemless run because mine just don't work for whatever reason i know he's right behind me he is right on me come on come on i thought we were about to have another item smuggling situation you know he'd hit you with a red shell or football whatever it is we did it we did it give it to me give it to me yes finally hard work does pay off unrecognized talent is one last thing i gotta do now that i unlocked him i gotta show squidward off let's go online time to flex the squiddy boy yep who else would i pick all right let's see who we connect to i don't pay for nintendo switch online membership for nothing okay connecting to lobby [Music] um it's taking the year how dead is this game i can't connect to a single soul there's not a lobby open nothing well maybe someone will connect eventually uh i guess i'll go make some coffee six and a half hours later it's getting kind of dark out i can't believe i unlocked squidward and there's no one to even show them off to ah man nope it's a lost cause i guess the online's dead in this game ah this wasn't even a reason for them to program it no one's ever gonna use it sadly um well i tried i guess that's all there is this game oh well i guess i'll find something else to do wait what's that in the reflection huh what oh boy an empty outlet let me just plug in my toaster [Music] you

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Keywords: Squidward, Spongebob, Squarepants, Nickelodeon, Nicktoons, Kart Racer, Nintendo Switch, Pokemon, Diamond, Pearl, Siren Head, Patrick, Mr Krabs, Episode, Plankton, Switch Online, Direct, Pineapple, Roblox, Cereal, Harold, GBA, AquaticNeptune, UK, patrick, sandy, pineapple, popsicle, rehydrated, krabby patty, mrs puff, loud house, sponge on the run, spongebob meme, spongebob voice, gary, snail, jeffy, sml movie, superbowserlogan, sml parody, discord, spongebob switch, sea bear, sea rhino, plug n play, wikia

Id: QDvuEimdWfU

Length: 13min 9sec (789 seconds)

Published: Fri May 07 2021