Unforgettable Sheldon Cooper Moments (Season 2) | The Big Bang Theory

who is it stripper Grim tag you're it shouldn't you put him in a brown paper bag and set him on fire I've never slept on an air mattress before no lumbar support whatsoever maybe you'd be happier on a park bench I don't say anybody to get a park benion here do you want to switch no that's fine I'm perfectly comfortable sleeping on a bouncy castle get out of bed we're switching but now only if you want to just get in the bed what's going on are you boys rough housing just talking ma if you don't settle down right now I'm not going to let you have any more sleep God's sake mom 27 years old it's not even a school night comfy Now poster of hi Berry's a little unnerving so don't look at it she's like my fourth favorite Catwoman no kidding yeah Julie Newar Michelle feifer Eartha kit and then her what about Lee Merryweather oh I forgot about Lee Merryweather I'm glad that's settled that makes Hal Berry my fifth favorite Catwoman is Julie numar Michelle feifer Eartha kit Lee Mary weather please I'm begging you go to sleep I'm trying I'm counting cat women she did make a fine mutant in the X-Men movies though oh for God's sake which not my favorite of the X-Men in order that would be Wolverine Cyclops oh wait I forgot Professor X Professor X Wolverine Cyclops Iceman then storm Angel the beat no wait Nightcrawler Professor X Nightcrawler Wolverine Cyclops Iceman then storm I'm coming hey there he is there my old buddy butd Bud well I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist or a human being for that matter we have to concede her undeniable expertise in the interrelated fields of promiscuity and general sluttiness thank you my point is that Tinkerbell just needs to get her some some what oh yes some sexual intercourse I'll take the bullet excuse me this whole idea is insane yeah enough debate I'm going to take action excuse me are you currently involved in a sexual relationship no would you like to be uh sure why not Sheldon can I have your phone number uh yeah yeah there problem solved dumbass you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced not shredded yes even though the menu description specifi shredded yes brown rice not white yes did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard yes did you pick up the little sodium soy sauce from the market yes thank you you're welcome what took you so long just sit down and eat fine all right it's shredded what do you want me to do turn on the ignition and shift into drive I haven't fastened my seat belt yet okay fasten your seat belt click now are there airbags you don't need airbags what if a simulated van reins me I'll hit you in the face with a [Applause] pillow okay now shif in a drive you pull out slowly into traffic end hit the brakes hit the brakes [Laughter] thank you sorry excuse me my bad student driver how did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria I don't know I was on the Pasadena Freeway I missed my exit flew off the overpass and one thing led to another maybe you want to give it a rest and try again tomorrow no I [Applause] quit oh the pet store remind me to compliment W what's on the software it's amazingly deta tail Penny Penny Penny Sheldon I have an inflamed larynx okay we cble teeth do you have any okay let me check some honey Wy nice hiny honey trailing badly walowitz needs a strike if he has any hopes of catching up with SH Cooper who is dominating in the ninth frame with the career best 68 hey guys that doesn't count doover doover there are no doovers in wee bowling there are always doovers when my people play sports where were you that's more important than we bowling Knight actually I it's a rhetorical question there is nothing more important than we Bowen night come on it's just a video game and we suck at it nice motivational speech from the team captain maintaining five friendships promises to be a Herculean task so I'm going to have to let one of you go me me Let It Be Me Leonard you are my roommate my source of transport ation and you help me fold my sheets when they come out of the dryer you are safe can I Whistle don't be silly Howard you do not have a PhD your cologne is an assault on the senses and you're not available for video games during the Jewish High holidays guilty as charged I'm out no you two are safe come on what do I have to do okay you know what I see where this is going I'm not one of you guys I'm not a scientist so just tell Penny Penny Penny everything you're saying is true but please allow me to continue Raj you're out it's a good question while you do provide a certain cultural diversity to an otherwise homogeneous group your responses to the questionnaire were truly disturbing how could you for a moment think that my favorite amino acid is glutamine he had lysine but changed it should have would a could a Raj this appears significantly more monolithic than it did on my laptop one expects to see hominids learning to use bones As Weapons you afraid of heights coopa hardly fear of heights is illogical fear of falling on the other hand is prudent and evolutionary what would you say is the minimum altitude I need to achieve to cement our newfound friendship come on they have birthday parties here little kids climb this little kid hominids perhaps so is this your entire job parents must be so proud let's go Koopa coming gripy okay harness seems to be secure small amount of incontinence just now but the website said that's to be expected hey this isn't so bad a bit like vertical swimming hey look at you Cooper you're almost halfway to the top I am I was wrong it is a fear of heights you all right there Cooper not really I feel somewhat like an inverse tangent function that's approached an ASM toote are you saying you're stuck what part of inverse tangent function approaching an ASM toote did you not understand understood all of it I'm not a moan just keep going yeah I don't think I can well then clim back down that doesn't seem any more likely so what's your plan Koopa well it's not exactly a plan but I think I'm going to pass out Stu the coatu is new at the zoo author Sarah Carpenter lives in Fort Wayne Indiana with her husband and best friend Mark and they're cockus too probably makes her an expert in making friends wouldn't you agree I don't like birds they scare me me too most people don't see it what are you reading CU George oh I do like monkeys cous George is monkey somewhat anthropomorphized but yes say maybe sometime you and I could go see monkeys together would you like that okay Jan what are you doing I'm making friends with this little girl what's your name Rebecca hi Rebecca I'm your new friend Sheldon no you're not let's go we were really hitting it all don't look up those cameras so what do you think I'm very tempted I'm just not sure it's appropriate with my son's roommate normally I'd feel the same way but based on everything I've observed about us I can't help but speculate we'd be very good together true I've had a similar observation certainly something I could never do with my husband I was hesitant the first time I tried it but I experienced an unanticipated and remarkable release of endorphins it's quite satisfying I see what you're doing you're appealing to the neuroscientific researcher in me you see right through me don't you only when you're in a cat scanner night night oh every night every night it's ti ti it's tight TI baby hold tight any that's the way you need here we go fresh from the cleaners good as new really great Shelton look good as new from that key maker I highly doubt it come on Sheldon just give it a try all right there nice and comfy cozy z00 0 there's one more zero you forgot the time parameter sit on the damn couch nope what do you mean nope what's wrong with it nothing it's what's wrong with him it's exactly the penny Penny I think I know what to do Sheldon I have some bad news more I'm afraid so you know the cashew chicken I get you on Monday nights yes from San Palace San Palace closed 2 years ago what where did my cashew chicken come from Golden Dragon no oh this isn't right know our food always comes in sichan Palace containers yeah well before they went out of business I bought 4,000 containers I keep them in the trunk of my car but oh this changes everything I thought that might take his mind off the cushion what's real what isn't how can I know you did make that up right for God I wish I had lard yeah buddy I still don't like this cushion okay I got a box but there's no key in here just letters that's the wrong box put it back oh Sheldon are these letters from your grandmother don't read those letters oh look she calls you moon pie that is so cute put down the letters hey Penny Leonard hey Leonard has the train ride delightful listen I don't know what you're doing right now but there are little bubbles forming in the corner of Sheldon's mouth okay yeah I kind of crossed a line put him back on thank you I'm back what up moon pie no one calls me MoonPie but m m hey Penny Leonard again okay I found the box now what you're holding a Japanese puzzle box which takes 10 precise moves to open first locate the panel with the diamond pattern and Slide the center portion 1 mm to the left then on the opposite end of the Box Slide the entire panel Down 2 mm you'll hear a slight click hang on Sheldon do you have any emotional attachment to this box no it's a novelty I ordered off the internet did you hear the click not yet there it is very well but if this leads to opiates or hallucinogenics you're going to have to answer to my mother zoom zoom [Applause] zoom where's the coffee we're all out no problem I'll be back before this banana hits the ground zo [Music] Zoom

Channel: Big Bang Theory

Views: 291,220

Keywords: Comedy, TV, Funny, The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon, Penny, Leonard, Laughing, Warner Bros.

Id: uUI6dJ9Pr74

Length: 17min 53sec (1073 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 08 2024