Two Idiots Lost in Space

flip that other monster see what happens I have my spacesuit on anyways and I'm holding a crowbar I'm sure I'll be fine yeah you just use the Crowbar and hold on as you get dragged out yeah there's nothing welcome to Heavenly Bodies a game that just further proves that cryos and I should not be left alone in any situation whatsoever let alone space in this game cryos and I are essentially tasked with maintaining a space station and since we both know nothing about that it should go swimmingly and to add on top of that this game has one of the most difficult control schemes I've ever experienced so I do have to ask if you do enjoy this video of us playing Heavenly Bodies please do leave a like and we will definitely do more that and also if you are new to the channel or find yourself coming back on the regular and you aren't subscribed why not you're already coming back anyway thank you so much for watching the video in the first place and I hope you enjoy the rest of it you know what we're playing today I think so what's the game called it's a little game called Heavenly Bodies you know why I picked this game because our bodies are Heavenly you have a Heavenly Body baby stop it I don't know anything about this game I just understand it's Co-op and oh oh wait a minute uh-oh is it local co-op only [Music] oh oh I'm in let's get to touching heavenly bodies yup are we in let's do it uh classic you need to confirm that how do I confirm it I don't know you did how did you input before I literally hit so many things wait is it no [ __ ] oh my now it's using a [ __ ] Xbox controller Johnny paying attention no yes look space Tower but wait what the Rocket's already launched dude I just have this annoying ass pop-up on my screen what what do you mean you don't see this it just says hold back to control remote so no I see the rest too but it pissed me off it's just sitting there at the bottom yes that's that's unfortunate what if I just hold back what hey wait stop wait no that fixed it though oh there you go man look at our Heavens oh I'm moving oh oh [ __ ] hey baby oh this is gonna be yeah yeah all right time for space things we're holding hands grab my other hand oh we're gonna make a heart right how do you how do you lean I'm just oh wait there we go the absolute centrifugal force I can't grab how do you grab oh what's going on here I think I'm controlling my other hand I think I can only control one hand I think we have to grab hands I'm trying get over here oh my god oh I'm moving this hand how do they do that okay I don't know how to take control of my other hand I think if one of your hands is grips you can't I don't even know if it's good for me it's good for you all right let's do this we're free wait oh we have we have both hands now oh flip that switch okay don't let go don't let go I'm scared never can I can't I'll lift you up I'll lift you up to it I'll try okay here we go oh there we go let's float into town oh I can move my legs but we're going the wrong way this holding hand [ __ ] is very inconvenient no it's it's gonna be good for us trust me all right now up at the same time don't flip that lever I'm not I'm trying not to let's get through this hole all right I'm trying so damn hard hi there now squeeze uh-huh come on buddy go hands for just a little bit come on I'm [ __ ] drag it's like you're gonna die that actually wasn't me either I don't know why it's doing that yeah I'm not too sure what's going on okay that one was accidentally me I feel like I'm dragging a dead body through a space station hi Dad thanks for bringing me to work oh wait we gotta move this thing yeah grab grab the other side I'm breaking the rules my hands are nowhere near my pause button so I don't need their mind dude it's your fault John be careful because if you fly too far here it's gonna be hard why'd you have to say it I don't even know if we have to I'm pretty sure all right that was it that was literally you I don't know why it's doing it I'm gonna launch myself off of this and go straight towards the button yeah nice is that it did we not have to I thought we had to fold that thing no I don't think so I thought it was just like where people hide we're part of this space station solar cell systems make use of the only source of energy available in space itself sunlight yes it's all array agreed cool word all right um sunlight restore operations of the Space Station's solar array whoops we have to do that in succession it looks okay we have one two I hear you click clacking I know it's you oh we need to look at that I was trying to go back to it what why are we both holding the manual one two three we need to go up and to the left all right that's where we need to go all right uh-huh uh-huh you shouldn't controlling myself why are you coming down I was going the wrong way man it's harder than you think tell me about it I [Music] I think I gotta move this lever dude I [Laughter] the controller it is there's minor you're I mine's brand new so no shot I literally oh no I did play Dark Souls with this and that'll do it are you gonna get both or are you gonna am I supposed launching no you're I'm supposed to get one of them I open it I open it all right nope not those ones first wait there's a cable right here that we have to get I think we just need to yeah last we need to do that last don't don't plug that in John don't okay I'm just holding it I'm just okay all right I'm gonna swing this around okay that's one let that go I'm gonna press the other ones can you give me a boost oh beautiful my arm get that last one hold on I'm trying nice I was just I was gonna kick you well played boom all right Next Step find a way into the airlock huh dude my fault I didn't know I'm sorry dude okay let's go here I come John pull that lever crunk [ __ ] I missed it [ __ ] spin me around I got it I got it wait like Flo Rida come on now like a record baby push me the other way like a record baby there we go beautiful what's this one hold on I got it again you just open it I'm trying it says the guy who's like the guy who's got his leg currently clamped the other guy's like can you just [ __ ] open it God this is difficult I'm rotating man our audience is gonna be like these guys are [ __ ] idiots you guys don't understand bro this [ __ ] is hard grab me I mean we grab you yeah oh man I'm trying again let go of the [ __ ] thing man the camera I want the camera come on no no rotate it again there's a camera up here I want to get I want to take a photo oh my God John into Glam let's take them surely gonna get radiation poison before that one you can get both that's one I'm getting whistled around look at me John thanks Pfizer [Laughter] hold on I'm trying to I'm really trying with this oh this oh all right we gotta fix that all right my own personal space yeah okay he's staying okay what's out here space man no way see liar hold the doors open oh we need to that's what we need wait the Crowbar we also need the Crowbar thing because my my clipboard has crowbar on it catch yeah wait yeah I'm gonna get that crowbar wait in a minute uh-huh yeah feel free to pull me in too since you know I wasn't like nice and close or anything yeah this is something else dude this is I trying to grab these tennis rackets for us oh [ __ ] yeah thank you big all right here I'm gonna throw you this one ready yeah that's contact we'll take it that's huge 15 love I guess tennis has scored like that huh yeah [ __ ] that's a point send it back oh [ __ ] that's okay dude wait grab the Crowbar upside down yeah I'll get it all right enough for tennis don't mind why are you holding me don't mind me I told you not to mind me and then the first thing you do is mind me it's true sorry I'm gonna put this wrench in the thing okay oh my God are you serious no way fixed it hey there we go what do we need to crawl away for maybe we need a crowbar for the for the airlock that it's talking about okay I'm pushing you dude there I'm literally holding so many buttons I'm using my face to [ __ ] move right now [ __ ] get through here hey what is this oh what the hell put this around your penis excuse me you're going on a spacewalk oh hell yeah well one of us is but I I don't think I should go out there I will drift away forever yeah go ahead get out of here before I open this up well no I think before you open this up we might need a I need a little closure on this one oh wait I'm not with you John yeah no I definitely did not think that went through okay good flip that other monster see what happens I have my spacesuit on anyways and I'm holding a crowbar I'm sure I'll be fine yeah you just use the Crowbar and hold on as you get dragged out yeah yeah oh there's nothing well I would be drifting forever I guess we know what happens all right John I'm gonna miss you I will write many Memoirs while out here and I will think of you every day I'm going out I don't know oh I have to turn that thing out there yeah that thing to the right you guys [ __ ] with our solar Shields or whatever come on come on come on come on get her oh you gotta be kidding me all right John what are you doing just trying to stay in the room but it's proven really hard all right let go of this one and then I gotta twist it around it was did it oh there oh you gotta make it match the other ones you see it now yep yep yep it's really difficult movement I can just use it imagine this managing billion dollar space equipment like this 250 years to contact these guys we were looking for intelligent civilization report to Mission Control all the way back there I can't tell which hand I'm gripping with with you so far well can you just let me do this before you go adventuring bro you are so far away from me please I'm just drifting man oh my game just all tabs what happened oh John you're too damn far away we're losing signal input is temporary disabled while the host is busy wait what the game crashed [Music] ham and I gotta open the doors again hold on hold on got this oh brother it's player oh it's still plugged in what the [ __ ] do you mean wait I had it I had it wait right here singing with his head bring us through push me through you're the one who's already in there you have stuff to grab oh [ __ ] grab me hurry gotcha buddy stupid when it comes to which hand I need to use it is confusing [Music] I don't know why but I have both your arm and your leg what does Mission Control one I don't know she floats away I uh I do not know right now there we go oh what the hell all right mission one oh only 22 minutes yeah holy [ __ ] oh God you see that sine wave yeah it's a long one the package from the station directly ground base shut up nerds the tower providing signal required to facilitate this communication let's just get out there and Astronaut you must assembled the tower from it's so configuration and collaborate to liberate wait what's that button let's find out in 20 20 minutes I'm gonna touch the button I'm gonna touch them I'm gonna touch the button stop sticking like a little baby there's a button on that side too I feel like they're not buttons yeah that's sort of what I started thinking too he's a maniac that's exactly what I was thinking no oh my God rotate mode no oh my God all of my directions are [ __ ] out of my head operation manual all right wow what caliber antenna one uh blue to data power red okay okay so first one blue second one blue third one oh my God you don't even have to look at that one no get out of here this is crazy it looks like we're just connecting wires yeah but in space true it does make it harder oh hey look I got one I cannot get close to this thing yeah I was gonna say you should actually plug it in though that'd be cool here will this help um it did I did look at that pull the leather Croc oh wait I have to aim it oh my God name it up Aim It Up Wait hold on how do you open that one page is it this one okay got it I know where they want it I know where they want it I know where they want it they want it you hold right there all right we have just stolen millions of people's data just like that yep thanks for the Bitcoin idiots now I just have to we'll use my if my thighs will let me John you want to show a little show in space [Music] you in the [ __ ] head wow I love strippers oh God uh okay uh wait we're gonna have to go out there we're gonna Propel ourselves back in we can do this somehow bad start it's not good spins we gotta spin in circles to create our own centrifugal force and then we'll eventually launch ourselves back and go I don't think it worked I didn't think I'm fine wait hold on am I ready to send you go man space is terrifying we don't know where we are anymore can we zoom out oh God not even that far away oh buddy that's it goodbye John I think only one of us technically has to leave okay I'm gonna hang here then are you gonna grab that you need to grab the cable and then hit a okay great start hold on well no I'm just going I'm going for a launch you know yeah yeah help okay oh good thing that's that stops you holy [ __ ] nice I'm on all right oh you gotta push it you gotta push it I think it's just moving wait let's double check let's double check I think I might have to go out and shut that other satellite look what it's supposed to look like afterwards you see that mother yes we have to reattach it I'm gonna try my best and not get lost here because I do not have a cable tie just hold on to that Chad this flimsy ass thing I guess oh listen pulls out I don't know if it pulls out or not you see how we need a data Port I'm plugged in on that one yeah like at that once it's closed I'm gonna backtrack because there's another door and I'm gonna go from the outside and push it down I'll be honest I'm nervous about getting back because this is a very short uh rope too in place wait look at that look at that look at that look at that oh yeah there's a cable that you might be able to grab huge okay oh I wasn't actually supposed to stay out here I just had to unattach it so it could rotate for you I see all right we'll rescue we'll rescue you in a minute all right just treat it like monkey bars treat like monkey bars here I'll make it harder for you holy [ __ ] here like a helpless child did I even get this surely right oh okay all right oh are you holding on I think so yes I'm gonna try and push that laser in because we need to do that while we're out here unless you want to do it okay it's easy so handle it okay left on dude I'm nervous give her the old College push John come on [Music] there you go yeah come on oh you prick ass yeah that's it there we go I mean it's still red should we oh no it needs a it needs power it needs power that's why okay what are you doing extendo oh my God you have to do that too oh my God how [ __ ] fart is this [ __ ] extend I wonder if it when it gets power it just automatically does it we'll be able to get up to it when we need to it's fine come on I'm gonna go do this other one I guess oh I guess you can get in there hey did you unhook the other cable that one over there no I have to unhook that one out there though yeah there's a there's a hole for it you want me to go for it no I got it I'm just I got it I just made this way harder for myself actually did I I feel like I'm safer what does this need to point sorry that's not good honestly that looks right I don't know if you I don't know if you can change this as much no oh I don't [ __ ] my pants in this space suit brother are you just gonna go do it because that that looks like what you're doing yeah I figured you know why not yeah honestly from the me being out here that maybe it makes sense hey disconnect it [ __ ] oh there we go oh God John John like oh my God oh grab it oh my God be careful be careful I feel like I'm getting sucked by like a black hole out here oh there we go I got it dude I was worried I was about to start doing the same [ __ ] I was good to turn this hole I'm like sorry thank you thank you oh so much easier I'm going to sleep here John no that makes sense honestly there's a blue like wire we're missing can I see where that is I think we have to yeah we have to bring that other oh it's down from the [ __ ] come here [Laughter] all right damn help I thought I meant to hold it grab the pole this thing is a [ __ ] we might have to unplug the cable from it no we need to keep it in tank look at the diagram of it it's unplugged I will not admit my fault okay that's fair plug it in plug it in not to itself shut up okay boom Oh I need to aim it we need to aim it oh what is this just because I don't know if it falls I doubt it does but that's the power whoops I didn't realize I was grabbing on to this power what does this do does this can does this uh that's for like the pulley system of the entire Tower right yeah I done pulled it out again up Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah that's what you said just trying to do a little kick Maneuvers off well okay [Laughter] there it is I think yeah yeah it's downloading it's download it's downloading huge oh that was there we go there we go I had a little tease we have to extend that pole that thing that's doing oh I see okay oh you're doing it wait push with your other arm while you head oh God that works I mean yeah but I don't think you should try that multiple times man it's so fast baby are you kidding me we need to plug this red Power into the one that's ahead of me oh yeah yeah I see that I'm gonna try and swing it down oh my God holy I had to disconnect he says it he does it are you kidding me hold on I'm being annoying yeah you really are we gotta push these yellow bars I think wait you're doing good I know I think I'm pushing it the wrong way though oh God I hope we didn't have to attach this oh yeah I see where it plugs in now yep I'm kicking holding onto my leg I was holding on to the middle pole I'm gonna hold on to your middle pole in a minute [Music] oh my God okay let's double check okay now we just but we have to go get the thing again I know I'm just I'm just seeing if there's anything else we have to do while here I think this is the last step come on through I'm I'm kind of in your way here let me just if my thighs won't let me I want that cord well I'm trying I'm trying to get it up to you brother you gotta oh John again shut up [ __ ] guy ruined on my bro I'm trying dude I got it I'm pulling you're getting in my way you know I'd have it already at the Top If you want you got it my way when you pulled it down stupid white astronaut in my way what'd you call me [ __ ] I'm a crack or not correct come on buddy nice and easy yeah all right all right well since I did that you gotta go do the uh the other part no problem I'm going in raw John please John okay fine let me do my job I'll hold your hand again please no no jokes enough joking John back in the space antenna get out of here I'm holding maybe we both minimum isn't it the wrong way is it double check no look at the completed one completed yeah [ __ ] we have to extend oh my God I'm pretty confident we have to extend that we do yeah [ __ ] dude attach yourself to that cable are you gonna give it to me I'm gonna try okay it's right here holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you literally have to detach it and move it my brother wish me luck do it do it I'm ready I'm holding stay in that ship dude I have never I might break my controller with how [ __ ] you need to let go of the cable no you need to let go or else I can't do this okay I Let Go goodbye John tell me semi-horny things that won't get us demonetized oh dude the way you uh the way you uh alternating I can't think of anything non-horny right there hold it literally like literally do not I don't know oh my God now we have to go all the way back down and get to mission control you know what they say slow and steady wins the race Smitty you [ __ ] Madness oh wait maybe I'll hold on go down go down go down go down hold on I'm trying go down John I'm trying it's hard but I'm worried about my friend in Spanish don't worry about me I'm fine go go go brother go go go go go I'm flying I'm flying you're doing good keep me in your thoughts just keep that straight forget you oh I knew it I knew it stay near that hatch I need to get in there I was just thinking I would run a mission control and finish the mission you know yeah okay look at this [ __ ] thing I look like Mewtwo wait a minute [Music] do you want more of this game leave a like on this video and uh yeah mine too should we give him a teaser of what they're gonna see next sure wow look forward to this pretty cool [Music] foreign

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Id: 7SX2d_FU_6A

Length: 28min 37sec (1717 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 15 2023