Twisted Metal: Head On - All Cutscenes/Endings

[Music] sure [Music] ah so so ah [Music] [Music] [Music] i'm so [Music] wow wow [Music] [Music] this time [Music] [Music] so at ease people at ease people daddy's people [Music] so [Music] so [Music] um um [Music] so so [Music] ah so welcome back to twisted metal i am calypso the entire planet is your battleground your prize one wish let the games begin [Music] so [Music] come on boys let's get him ugh [Music] [Music] so congratulations you've won this year's twisted medal you may claim your prize i know none of this is real is it twisted metal is as real as you want it to be and apparently you want it to be very real needles wait well i don't understand are you saying i've got something to do with all this death and destruction the world is as you see it your mind is a powerful thing mr kane stop stop it you're confusing me enough of this i wish this nightmare would end once and for all there are some wishes even i can't grant completely needles but i'll do what i can for now did he call me i never did like this place [Music] you've won this year's twisted medal calypso i'm so very very tired i'm not surprised you shouldn't be awake tell me what disturbed your slumber i'm not entirely sure the last thing i remember i was resting peacefully gone but not forgotten let's see if that's true ever since then i haven't been able to get back to sleep i'm so tired glypso so very tired i see well mortimer you are the winner and may claim your prize will it be revenge on those who woke you perhaps oh no calypso i wish to return to my slumber please help me go back to sleep granted once upon a time there was a competition called twisted metal there was a very brave driver named mortimer who sat behind the wheel of the fearsome vehicle's shadow mortimer the champion lived happily ever after the end [Music] congratulations mr grimm you're the weed my fix [Music] feel better mr grim no calypso i can't take this anymore it started out so simple so pure i collect one here devour one there i could start and stop whenever i want it now now the hunger owns me it's beyond my control please please help me there are many ways i can aid you but i need to know exactly what you wish of me claim your prize mr grim i don't want to be the reaper of souls anymore for my prize i want you to turn someone else into the dark collector so i may live a human life ah [Music] you're mortal now mr grim the torch has been passed i'm i'm free thank you calypso i'm free um i'm free yes [Music] oh well i guess we'll have to clean that up later now then about your prize needles kane what is your wish you know calypso i've been looking at this face for a long time i think it's time for a change that's your wish you want a facelift [Music] not quite we've been doing this a long time haven't we you hold a twisted medal i kill and destroy for you i make a wish you continue to sit on your throne surrounded by your guards and women i think you've had enough fun for a while nobody makes you compete needles right of course not not at all make your wish and claim your prize already i have things to do that don't involve you okay powermine i wish that you become me and i become you are you insane i won't grant that wish i don't think you have a choice sunshine you see what i say goes this is impossible guards kill the intruder oh good idea do that [Music] looks like we've got two bodies to clean up now guards [Laughter] and where did my women go [Music] excuse me who do you think you're talking to you better show some respect or you're gonna be sorry you know you best put those down before you get hurt please sweetheart there's no reason for this kind of attitude you've won twisted medal and may now claim your prize excuse me sweetheart fine what shall i call you angel okay angel what do you desire for your prize that's better now check this out see my car here but i want more more lift more bounce more thumb and i don't just want it louder i want it bigger i want it better i want something that will shake the world you granted silly girl [Music] [Applause] [Music] check it let's see what we got over slowly here turning my victims step by step real reaper's emerging the four moon is all dead first it's a shadowy figure that comes deeper within possessive body and soul footsteps of the wind fall through i didn't i can't explain it don't blame him i have some good home training i'm sending soul [Music] hey ddc here still broadcasting live from tokyo as our big winner chucky fluke continues his winning ways that's right first he wins our big radio giveaway free entrance and a vehicle to use in what was that called again twisted metal oh yeah twisted metal and then he wins the whole dang thing congratulations mr floop you've won this year's twisted medal here i am okay winner right big time not a loser winner it's okay chucky you've won now you have but to claim your prize and celebrate your victory my prize dude bro you mean i win something of course for your prize you may wish for anything your heart desires it all anything back to cash bro the greenbacks a dead president somoli's clams that's right baby money granted whoa that's pretty cool oh dude [Music] hold it right there where is she i'm sorry my dear where is who my sister i know she competed in twisted metal a few years back and no one has heard from her since you'd better talk and talk fast ah yes your sister amanda yes she was a truly great competitor in fact if i remember correctly amanda won the year she competed if she won where is she she's gone to a better place you killed her no i didn't kill her i fulfilled her dream if she is dead it is beyond my knowledge i'll kill you calm down dear remember that you have a prize of your own to claim you're right i can simply wish to have my sister return to me and repair any damage you might have done so your wish is i wish for my sister to be returned to me this instant and she better be alive granted us what's going on i amanda i'd never see you again oh i missed you so much [Music] congratulations officers stand still calypso i'm about to make my own wish come true no no no more killing amy what are you doing let's end this we can do this right here no this isn't right we've already won we don't need to hurt anybody else we can just use our wish to end this contest once and for all are you crazy you know that'll never work we know exactly what will happen when we make our wish we'll be so excited that we'll forget a word or we'll say something that has two meanings or what jamie get out of the way thank you dear shut up calypso carl we're police officers it's our job to protect people not to point a gun at them when there's a peaceful solution there's no need for violence jamie move so help me i'll go through you if i have to what you kill your own sister i didn't mean you shoot your own sister no i wouldn't want to kill me no shh i can't think what's happened to you jamie please be quiet really now claim you i don't even know you anymore you can't live like this shut up this isn't the way i wish you'd just shut up granted [Music] i knew my beautiful daughter would make me proud no don't what is it my darling when you summoned my spirit you told me that it would only be temporary and that once i won twisted metal i'd be able to wish for my mortal life back that's correct my dear what is the problem what's the problem you didn't want to help me you just wanted another contestant to help kill all those innocent people you destroy everything and run around like you own the world you don't understand what happened to my daddy the daddy i knew was kind and loving not someone who would do these horrible and unspeakable things please it had to be like this otherwise your mind would not i wish the car accident that killed me and mommy never happened [Music] granted bless me daddy coming christa higher daddy [Music] sleep well my dear hopefully this will give you some peace until you're able to wake up how long has she been in that coma 12 years uh 15 years longer than i've worked here anyway and he just found out hard to believe right [Applause] at ease people congratulations colonel the united states military must be very proud of you i should think so all my training all my skills and all my mental preparation made it an easy victory yes well since you are this year's winner you may wish for absolutely anything calypso there's one thing in this world that just turns my stomach it makes me want to puke just by thinking about it dare i ask i'm talking about the scum of the earth the safe earth foundation no i'm talking about all the evil doers out there drug lords who go around forcing their vile and swell on our nation's youth first they arm them then the kids kill each other it's a terrible circle that needs to be chopped off at the neck so your wish is sir my wish is for a weapon of ultimate power i want a tool that will help me eradicate villains of this world granted this is my ultimate weapon good point [Music] [Music] do not fear me my friends your oppressors are dead and you have me to thank for it you gotta be kidding [Music] hahahahahahaha [Music] congratulations axel you've managed to defeat the competition and may claim your prize yes axel keep your promise and claim your prize dr simu so you do know each other then yes he's the man who gave me these i tore my arms free of this contraption this prison he built me new ones he let me drive again and what was your promise axel i i promised him my victory wish well then i guess you'll want to turn your winnings over to the good doctor here so yes yes of course he does give it to me give it to me i can't do it think before you speak boy no there's been too much destruction it was a mistake for me to compete and it would be a mistake to let twisted metal continue what i want to remove violence from the world i think you've misspoken i'm sorry but i pizza pizza your wish for pizza is granted no let me out of this thing now perhaps i'll consider releasing you after you win next year's twisted metal you want a slice do come in mr slam simon whittlebone is that you of course it's me who else would it be just checking there are a lot of evil spirits floating around that would love to get a free wish you know who i am and you know why i'm here whittlebone tower little bone tower was to be the greatest architectural achievement of all time oh it was going to be magnificent this tower will reach the heavens i will be less a man than a god perhaps i got a little careless when when i died my spirit was bound to my incomplete tower my soul burns with the need to finish my masterpiece so what's stopping you you seem to be able to control that vehicle of yours well enough why not just work on your building as you are i spent much of my spirit just keeping people from destroying what remains of my unfinished tower i fear what's left of me will will vanish forever if i keep this up please please i i just i wish to be reborn so so i may complete my life's work reborn you say that i can do your wish is granted oh yes yes [Music] it might be a while before you're old enough to resume your work i hope no one tears that i saw down now that you can't protect it [Laughter] hahahahahahahaha [Music] [Music] congratulations mr smith you've won twisted medal and may claim your prize forget it calypso the name is special agent shepard of the fbi you're under arrest so that's how it's going to be huh every year some government agent tries to take me down put me out or whatever slang you kids are using these days what you don't seem to understand is that i perform a service i'm a necessary evil i help propel the world into greatness i help you all achieve now you murder people for fun you hurt the innocent the weak you don't care about anyone or anything except your precious contest i'm here to take all that away from you and make you pay for all the misery you've caused over the years come now surely you can see that while some people may suffer in the short term i do the world good in the long run why don't you claim your prize and let's put this foolishness behind us sorry calypso i can't be tricked and i won't be bought [Music] have it your way guards freeze fbi take them away boys i'll see you soon agent shepard i'll see you very soon indeed good luck calypso you'll need it congratulations catfish you've beaten the odds and emerged victorious in this year's twisted medal you may claim your prize thank you buddy seems to me i've shot everything worth killing for my prize i want you to make it so i can track the last big game worth hunting people wait a minute what were you doing out there in my contest hunting fluffy bunnies it seems to me that you were not only hunting people people were hunting you no man that ain't what i'm talking about what we did out there that that's different and that ain't what i'm asking for i'm one one on one hiding in the bush just you and your best rifle against some real mean son of a gun some soon to be hanging in your hallway animal i see very well [Music] rent yeah um oh too easy what's going on here that ain't no fearsome prey calypso screwed up i told you wait a minute that's a decoy good worker okay zeke let's tie this butte to the hood and head on out of here [Laughter] [Music] who are you and what do you think you're doing looked fun i killed them all who are you couldn't eddie well cousin eddie please explain why you felt the need to interrupt my proceedings i seen your demolition derby i seen you shooting each other i built this are you kidding no this demolition derby as you call it is actually a contest called twisted metal and you are an uninvited guest contest what do i win you were not invited and have in fact ruined my contest you get no prize you get you win you may wish for whatever your heart desires could nearly want a better one but okay granted whatever [Music] well done mr ruddish no no call me genie fine gene now then g oh man dang dang no just just genie genie you know it'd be a lot easier to understand you if you just opened your mouth when you spoke genie you are the grand winner in this year's twisted metal claim your prize dang old man call if so get me on someone's desire we're gonna be on dang ol don't don't know moves on man gonna say about bow granted man i'm a dang ol ain't little making dang ol no looking a thing [Music] no but trust me you're quite the catch oh man [Laughter] my hands off is there a problem you sure seem heavily desired ain't no woman man die one dang old woman i'm sorry i must have misheard you now man you go to bed go away [Music] [Music] so [Music] where am i how did i get back here this looks like this looks like a nightmare i've seen this monster before in my own reflection who who are you oh come on don't be naive don't you drive sweet tooth i'm a little bit more than that i'm you you [ __ ] i don't know why but i believe you hey have i ever lied to me is this a dream it feels like a dream it feels like i've been here before i have but we have whatever what is this place why are we here what is that thing too many questions i think the best thing to do is climb inside and look around you

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Length: 46min 58sec (2818 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 14 2022