Tug Captains Get No Love !(New River Boats)

oh man remember that i was telling you guys that some of these boats come in and out on their own power this is one of them guys we're a little bit into the sun but wow that is beautiful dude [Music] what a yacht let's see what they're doing are they docking in that house or not you know anything about boats this guy's an absolute idiot no way that guy shouldn't be towed in here look at him this captain has no idea so this guy just asked me if i know anything about boats and i told him no just trying to not get conversation and he's saying that because he's a full-fledged idiot for not having a tow boat uh tow him in and out of here um i don't know it could be interesting he might he might be to something wait for it oh my goodness are we going to go ahead and get the ultimate chitro here on the new river no no we're not that lucky we lose the back wow it is a big it is a big boat big yacht guys wow it's nice too wow that's a nice one wow let's see what's going on up here on the bow it's a big one bro [Music] he was lucky that the other boats ain't coming in at the same time wow this thing is so big it doesn't fit on my screen what a nice boat though wow what a yacht is this the captain up here i think so 122 foot mythos it's called chop chop wow this one's nice guys [Music] really really nice chop chop let's see uh let's see who's in the back of the [Music] chop chop so so [Music] two times oh my goodness oh we filmed this guy we filmed this guy now i know where he comes out of bro i filmed this boat in haul over what a beauty i caught him bro so he lives here bro wow look at that look at that oh my goodness this was an actual thumbnail this boat ripped through haul over one day let me see let me see guys let's see wow what it looks amazing guys wow this thing is so so sexy let's see if it's the same name let's see it's a vanquish guys that is a vanquish i actually did a a video of this company and a walk-through with the vanquish team it's on my channel just type in vanquish alfred um aluminum hull boat i forgot where they made them but very nice and look i i like it you know those are those are the type of boats that some people like to style and some don't but i think it's just dope i really like it wow such a beautiful boat hey smash it like for that mullet getting ripped oh the mullets are gonna get ripped hold on hold on they're right there they're right there they're getting ripped the mother are getting attacked by this uh by the snook go keep on jumping keep on jumping where is he where is he where is he watch watch we're gonna get a snook just comes and rips his head off damn maybe maybe not [Music] these parrots are are really cool at first and then when they just don't go away and then that bad thing in your brain just starts going worse and worse it's like daisy walmart b be good i'm just kidding guys you guys think i'm a monster you really do bro stop it i'm not a monster and i like filming waiters yeah they are there's a lot of them and here's the thing right they're on top of a tree that's not so far from me and they're just unloading guys not like pigeons but they're unloading they're dropping bombs over here so [Applause] look at this thing [Applause] [Music] um the epic from miami beach coming out of the new river i know it doesn't make sense but it's got a house in both places uh why is this guy cutting him off bro why why are you cutting them off bro why wow nice nice little cut off there straight out of hialeah 49th street wait for it [Music] yellow fan see what this rear tug does yeah you see that's the cape end [Music] this is what fascinates me right here watching these guys just do that right here comment comment below guys if where you guys do boating and stuff like that if it's similar to to toe i'm curious right obviously in the miami river those guys are are pulling big cargo ships and they do it differently they don't do it like they do here on the new river so i wonder if that's one of those things that based on the area where it's at it's cool stuff this one actually fits in the frame look look when he starts digging see he's turning it and it's gone [Music] that is so cool now look this one actually it's a nice looking yacht but it looks miniature but it's not i mean it's a nice shot see what it is a lot of traffic guys comment below if you know what it is before before we even see the name it's nice it's definitely a beauty keema texas i've been a chemo i think there's a margaritaville there oh look look look let's get a final a final shot of this monster leaving so you guys can get that full view [Applause] the rain man it just hasn't let up all the it's been harassing here's the crazy thing about south florida guys it'll rain one second then it's sunny sunny the very next three hours i mean i get people watching me work all the time but this is a little this is a little special right here wow how cool is this that is so awesome are we having a titanic moment i think we are mmm do you guys want to see how the captain is driving thank you it's definitely been a busy day over here guys on the new river it's been a busy one [Music] [Music] so so [Music] oh it's a mild way i'm disgusted and entertained at the same time please don't come back into frame please don't do it don't do it oh you're coming back at the freight off oh no don't do it though man why bro why i'm trying not to torture you guys but i guess i guess we're gonna have to wait for it ready cue the music my friends the voice gets deeper wait for it [Music] come here honey these are those moments guys trust me it's happened to me too guys this happened to me it happened to me too bro it happened to me too bro let yourself go you let yourself go and then there's some some guy on on the corner somewhere filming you and you're like that's not me bro that's not me it looks like i ate the old me please stop oh no no what's creepy for me is the rubbing of the stomach that's what's creeping me out better listen that's love that's love you know it's been a great day for them and i'm just hating right because my wife is not doing that to me right now [Music] i hope this guy never sees this video please because i want to put the clip up it's a good clip actually those things i want to write one i want to run one one day [Music] how about when people look at me like that watch i'm i'm just gonna here's what i'm gonna do guys when people look at me like that and they just start pointing i'm just gonna i'm gonna stick out my my middle finger at them i'm gonna give them a bird and i want to see their reaction i'm gonna zoom in on their face and i want to see what they if they tap each other like did you see what that guy just did [Music] all right first i wonder if the heisingers are gonna get mad it's not the heisingers guys we know who they are we don't know their actual names but we call them the heisingus because that's the old heizinga house i don't know but there's a clown hanging out by your house [Laughter] that'd be worth it too bro i don't know how long he's been there but uh there's a clown there's a clown i mean the good thing is he's wearing a usa costume right foreign yes yes so this is the advantage of having an enclosed cabin guys it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if it's raining just get inside that's a beauty that is a beautiful beautiful axle part comment what do you guys think i love the color dude i really really like the color damn it's so hot i'm talking about the boat guys not not the weather it's hot too but it's not that it's not that serious [Music] oh boy we're gonna get some get off my lawn moment real quick because we got the carry bee um passing through we got a couple center consoles passing through and uh all i'm gonna say is just wait for it wait for it how cool is this dude i'm not leaving i am not leaving until well i can't say that though because if but he has to that has to be about your i i haven't seen i haven't seen what did have a name that coastal craft it had a name so maybe it is an owner maybe somebody did buy that boat already over here um oh why is this guy stalling the caribbean is stalling what is going on here what is going on oh he's kinda he's gotta like turn that is so cool dude how wild is that yeah i'll tell you guys um one day we're gonna do a video on the kerry v and uh it should be a cool video i want to show you guys where they go up and down the river that is so awesome [Music] [Music] today's show was brought to you by the following sponsors thanks for watching don't forget to like and subscribe and always remember amazingness that's what we do you

Channel: Alfred Montaner

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Length: 25min 19sec (1519 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 26 2021