Trying To Bury My Truck In Gold in Hydroneer

ever wonder what gold looks like in slow motion can you spot the repair kit it's right in front of your eyes it's almost impossible to walk up here now cuz it's so leggy every time I move a little bit I move a lot new plan for today as much fun as it is building mountains of gold all over my land it's really annoying to have to try and do anything with it afterwards look at this mess but if I just deposited straight into the back of a truck I can at least move it around so the first thing we're gonna need is any truck because mayor wins out of fuel waters free but this is faster now we just got to position it in a convenient location if I fill it up here I know I can drive it away as long as neither the ground nor the sky eat it then again this makes more sense it'll be a lot less work because I'm not a fan of doing lots of work so let's shut everything down and get changing I'm already sick of this idea and I haven't even started so instead of the gold scooting over to that mountain now it's gonna jump under this new conveyor system and it's gonna deposit it directly into the truck hopefully I don't need to buy a lot for this idea I don't know how I'm gonna find any money and lucky for me I can just tee into this pipe right here to connect to this guy yup that's right where I wanted that anyways all I did over a couple bends despite all the crap I bought I don't have any well I'm here to shop I might as well fuel up my old truck seeing as the new one's about to be buried in gold I didn't bother to calculate how many of these I'm gonna need so we're gonna buy a lot considering only about 14% of these are gonna make it back home plus I'm just getting really tired of making the drive back and forth I'm definitely smart enough to build myself a proper staircase just like that my conveyor is painfully tied in well this isn't what I wanted building this is sort of a game in itself pretty glad the laws of physics don't apply because I am gonna need some of these after all I don't want anything but gold touching my truck can you see what they're set to know that I'm looking at them I think they're gonna work better over there a beautiful sunrise the perfect day to put this disaster to the test let's see how it works and that thing's broken I mostly just want to see where the gold lands so one company becomes a whole bunch of ore that gets stuck because I did these all backwards again one piece of dirt boy I really got it wrong this time I swear I have played this game before although I'd forgive you if you didn't really believe me that's better just kidding it's still wrong maybe I haven't had enough coffee dirt finder gold finally and it lands just behind the truck and that's about perfect we just need to do that for 8 to 10 hours might as well take the time to clean up the little dirt chunks these are actually hollow bit gold and I haven't even started the drills yet getting a little bit hard to maneuver in some areas now let's turn these back on to really get the gold moving do you think we're gonna need more drills I think we're gonna need more drills the absolute hardest part of this game is trying to get a crystal into that thing maybe it's also because the ground is in the way I'm not really sure again I swear I've played this game before quite a bit it's filling a pretty fast but we need faster more drills as soon as we unload all the crap again and leave it in a neatly organized pile obviously right there he is if you have a little bit of everything everywhere you never have to look for anything because it's nearby by the way my route to the shop goes like this cuz it's quicker you can actually jump right over that and through the trees know that I know these work I'm going to try adding ten more and I guess that means a bunch of other stuff too it's a miracle there's nothing flying out of my truck actually got everything in professionally organized too I might add and now that I'm back all my stuff is broken gonna install these drills as soon as I find my pickaxe but I'll be honest with you it's probably faster to buy a new one I'm pretty sure I do already have four on my claim I just don't know where they are can I start getting a discount I'm clearly their only customer at least I could check my messages while I'm making the long journey everything stills used to be mostly operating let's clear out some space I really should have just tried to drive my big driller right down here already we run into a problem we're gonna run out of real estate I tried to move the truck just a little bit in the game had a stroke I have no idea what happened but I think we're okay seriously can I go 10 seconds without them all breaking at least when everything breaks it's nice and quiet for a second that's some fine gold kitchen and I accidentally removed my grinder since Araneta real estate that way I'm gonna put drills in between all of these drills that should fill in the gaps while also making an enormous mess of my operation also overdue two car keys I'm so sick of listening to water if this is a lot of drills it finishes off this need for grinders and some boxes I feel like this is joke somewhere there about grinding boxes again we probably have everything we need right here but I'm too lazy to find it yeah me a boxes are in place how did I get dirt stuck in the roof not gonna lie I'm pretty impressed with myself the final grinder in place now did you delicately replace a few power crystals and the final thing we're gonna need are as many repair kits as I could possibly fit because 10 15 drills breaking every 30 seconds we're gonna need a lot that's approximately 50 I know the 50 tool bakes equals about one mountain of gold well fire it up at max capacity by far the most dirt we've ever moved at once really hope they all just don't clump up right away it's beautiful there comes the dirt we've already got a jam outstanding for the most part though it seems to actually be working which is kind of surprising the dirt is itty-bitty by the time it gets here not to worry none of my ideas ever go off without a few errors along the way right I should probably turn this on if we want to process any cold that's the sound of money well there's still dirt coming from the bottom so I guess everything's still working down there and there's gold flying absolutely everywhere for some reason so we need to investigate what's going on that would be the problem we got dirt it would be so much easier to maneuver my guy wasn't an Olympic gymnast you get to see the gold flowing off the top before you know what this truck is gonna be disappeared well here's the problem no she's a matter of eight hours of moving dirt I love how it's just a constant stream of money going up the conveyor belt look at that just a steady stream of gold getting a little bit crazy there's so much dirt it's actually pushing me up the conveyor belt but that's okay we're still making money even when only half the drills are going it is so much gold the game doesn't seem to know what to do with all this dirt right now it's just kind of piling up of weird spots the gold is flying everywhere but most of it is getting to where it needs to be the gold is learning a bit further forward than I would like so we're gonna go like that and see where it lands oh look here comes some gold now it seems to be falling more into the back the problem is the gold doesn't really stack in the back it is lays flat because I think the truck can hold infinite anything definitely finding a lot of iron and power crystals too I think we have a jamup I can hear gold but I can't see gold that site never gets old is it err bouncing off for the coldest funnels on in getting to the point where I can't even run in a straight line anymore darn even make some pretty good progress though this would have been a lot easier if it wasn't parked on the hill yep it's only a matter of time it's a new day and I've got new coffee let's pile it up I think I have the answer to my JAMA problem we need more grinders right when the boxes are just gotta load the truck first damn I'm a professional fifteen grinders in one truck can it be done the game is even super laggy over here now every little motion started to get painful I actually managed to get that all in there the game is not happy eventually I'll get a layout that this works and then I'll decide I want a bigger better idea and change it all gotta make sure things are nice and clean so we don't have any more Jam ups that's the whole point this is how I tie it in real easy I really hope this works nicely but nothing ever does in my world really hoping the second road means a lot less Jam ups and a lot more efficient dirt moving up the conveyor and I was short not one but two grinders because I can't count shouldn't be the end of the world we've got more than enough grinding and the final pieces in just need a few small adjustments cork wear what I just put a cork somewhere I have no idea where it was supposed to go here and I've got to improve the dub that way the dirt bounces off this and back onto the conveyor probably something like that I know it's a work of art he's got to replace all the dirt one more time and we need one of these giant power crystals because the conveyors might need help yup totally got it yep since I've managed to fight water my very rare quarks we're gonna put it in there cuz I'm so sick of listening to water drop anyways I think we're about ready to fire up again for the first time you see all the extra grinders in action might need a few repair kits but I did fix up all the dirt well let's see if we can turn these on and really make the game suffer it's actually pretty hard to even do that the framerate kind of drop in I see I somehow already have a gem up so nice to know my great effort is well worth it other than that though it looks pretty good we're still getting the occasional Jemma but that's a lot of dirt kind of scared to look at the top although it's actually running pretty smoothly we've got about 15 drills going no jam ups and just one steady stream of gold slowly burying my truck a little curiouser scum siddur this big coming out of the hole if I was really extra ambitious I build a whole nother one of these for an extra grinder the drills are already out of dirt but that's a good problem that means you process all that gold without really much problem did I say on a dirt I meant they broke down speaking of which we have a new little side project I'm getting a little tired of having to manually carry stuff all the way down here it's a kind of long journey I think we're long overdue for a delivery haul I reach the surface yet but we're gonna make it a little wider that way I can drop the big stuff all the way down here now it is kind of got to prop myself up on something while I dig upwards a little more while trying to hold onto my tools maybe I'm better off trying to find it from the top what do we think right about here it appears not I think I can use a box stacking technique for this it's gonna work out not great but it's gonna work until I fall down at least and under got a restart this really makes you appreciate you so deep underground I actually was I did it I found the surface now I can put everything back that was a painful pro us delivery hole complete you can't even see the bottom from the top I was digging right here so I was off by a little bit and I did this mostly for repair kits it's so much faster to just go like that save for any tool I need them all at the bottom throw I'm down to murder hole pretty sure the game is also gonna love dealing with this couldn't possibly imagine why it's a legging as much as it is and again let's see what happens listen for the sound of money and its back to routine dirt feeding progress report we have a lot of gold been going for five or ten minutes not one gem up yet only a success the game not that happy ever wonder what gold looks like in slow motion can you spot the repair kit it's right in front of your eyes it's almost impossible to walk up here now cuz it's so laggy every time I move a little bit I move a lot basically it's just a steady stream of this and I'm sure a few of the drills have shut down by now look at the shadows sweeping across the land frame-by-frame decided to clean up a little bit restarted the game sir run smooth cleaning up the dirt I really wish I started this uneven ground even my iron pal is really big but given how slow the game is going given how much crap there is lying around I think that's as far as we're gonna take this one because the game just doesn't really work anymore

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Rating: 4.9509482 out of 5

Keywords: df, dangerously, funny, dangerouslyfunny, dangerously funny, gameplay, pc, hydroneer, hydroneer gameplay, Burying My Truck In Gold

Id: qAhK9TMPEtI

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Mon May 25 2020