Trying to become a Famous Streamer!

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[Music] xqc so the nice I think he's good as he's ready to go what you guys [Music] think is like down do minutes all [Music] right oh my [Music] Buckle press up arrow on the keyboard open the phone welcome to yo chill chill chill chill okay Quest talk to mosy put the computer parts in the trunk of the car guys what iss four months it's not much but it's honest work I tell you how lot why why was the C there the chess uh talk to Moses okay first of all let me do uh me do this motion blur is on we take that off vsync c o c k okay put the computer parts and turn the car Ally okay talk that messages no messages seven months can you please play chess tonight it's my birthday and I love seeing you play chess so what happen xqc L gunshots gunshot this place here's some gunshots s there's no B in the gun dumb ass this game did an amazing job recreating as M Gold's house I still in the computer store uh oh I said buy a computer to pay me your debt computer's in front of the door now [ __ ] off ah funny dude that's really funny um should we build it now oh put it put in put in your bag uh with MTX 950u that's a GPU a keyboard CPU core i1 zenel A1 of course let's good put in the car was a crat hey xqc any plans on playing the long drive again xqc L wait there's durability on this game xqc L okay how I close how I close Escape okay simple mouse picking it up is this this game is called streamer simulator we're going to become a streamer so I'm going to give you advice on how to become a streamer so then you can replicate whatever we're doing right now and then uh um can become huge man weird champ Intel weird champ Intel weird champ Intel weird champ Australia Day Cy xqcl they has the pick up should be go home it says okay hey Mr dot how can I get a welcome to the Jung girl four and back left hand [Applause] [Applause] break xqc you should make a Tik Tok since you go viral on it so often it's qcl the hand bre was on I'll make it to talk cap whoa dude okay this is oh it's not bad we doing pretty good I think see you think my inventory incoming call from shroud m incoming call from shroud incoming call from shroud I'm coming really dude is that what we going to do so weird well this one is [ __ ] scuff D what is this town dude Welcome to the Jungle xq yo this is fing any any m in the chat try hard move out the move the [ __ ] out the way holy [ __ ] is this AI dude best streamer in chat on Twitch xq no I'm not this right here this is the best on Twitch this guy right here or about it become the the best on Twitch right here okay set up your set up your computer register on blender um what's up let's give it a little bit of a view yeah you are no no this wait this is a bed um okay this is going to be the bedroom then wait guys how do I play it oh it's left click this is pretty nice table we're going to build way here how how do you rotate it's cute [Music] dude are you [ __ ] kidding me have to reset the whole thing ah it's a little crooked beautiful okay so this is pretty much already set up okay set up the computer let's open inventory I how you drop them on the floor no no no no no no no don't I know how to drop it okay all the parts back inside oh what is this oh it's um It's a poster there you go okay uh inventory is how do you drop it oh put in your [Music] hands man dude this took a while holy [ __ ] Jesus look at this two years pag man man streaming is actually really hard okay we have more we'll build it one one at a time and this in my hands then we should be good to go to call L I can build on my own I've done one of those before Mouse hi Mr Cow will you ever play GTA RP again I really miss those streams xqc L keyboard what if these are the good days you know like what if these are the days we will look back on and say man those were some great days but most people don't even realize that these are the good days I hope you have a good day Felix and viewers XC L I've got to say so xql thanks for being around oh we can't optimize The Room 5 months the gaming warlord xqcl love the streams lately okay examine components okay um HDD no no no no don't do that HDD I to go to the toilet [ __ ] I don't have one yet morning Lads three head wait what was this J display card MTX MTX 950 a zarus board tryy any one year gifters tryy any one year gifters tryy any one year gifters what is this one ram CPU bang boom it's alive boys it's alive like Frankenstein the G is in it's a it's a hey ex see that a nice setup you have there but don't forget the power supply pep no no M no blender where's Blender at apps a this is [ __ ] laggy dude oh [ __ ] off yes see blender yo I love the Stream dreams also yo yo oh wow oh you stop it God it's so laggy in the middle apps edits oh it's loading at the bottom we could just invest in the better internet then let's just buy new internet blender are you kidding me dude okay register nickname chat this is the beginning of something great okay we we need to give ourselves a name what's our name xq w xio w xio w xio w dra the TV wait it log in good good uh dashboard okay stream key is 1277 test stream uh best streamer going viral gone wild okay change the I on hey Mr Cow War me listen up welcome all 50,000 of us in chat to the Jungle right now or else okay um we're good now right yo hi Mr Cow live games can watch it GG for life okay okay chat first it would be I have to eat oh if you I uh the maps app uncheck first house from Maps [Music] app what the [ __ ] okay download the Ops program from the app website buy a microphone from zamur oh I'm hungry no I closed my computer oh no what the [ __ ] this lag again dude let me put some background music in the back while we're doing this generic background music okay log in I'm logged in okay I have to go to the apps yo two months poers um go back to main how do you go back to main why I like having it you know okay Ops program apps oh we need a new we need a new internet this is unbearable Ops okay zamur where's zamur guys look at the lag okay let's go to the shop let's see what we can get um screen computer no okay first we need have a good microphone chat a good mic is key for a good stream cap so expensive what the [ __ ] what this is so expensive I can't afford this [ __ ] I'm just going to buy a piece of [ __ ] uh complete payment send all from your credit bank on the bank app on your phone bank send all the money to the credit card now you have to wait for this piece [ __ ] to download less while this is working we need to go to the bathroom but where on the main apps page click on food shop and buy food they have a shop chat kind of cute today EXC order food from the food show website X this 5 better go towards some Taco Bell maybe a Cheesy gy to Food Store you guys see it food shop we also need to buy toilets but that Zim location only has computer parts we need real items we need we got to you know I'm going to buy a delicious burrito dish meal for $10 seems very very good for the about any water beer that's good a soda two and two waters CU might as well stuck up right hi okay I need to go to zator it expires oh no no way it expires does it um wait is theor Furniture okay we have a toilet my food's here 215 that's fine complete payments uh eat beautiful look at that you you R beautiful guys I'm stucking up I had a few interviews a while back with NASA and thought I blew it but I got an email yesterday that that I got the job I know no one asked but I'm so excited I can't sleep and don't really have anyone not these songs oh I can't I can't I gu I got switch those up this is pretty pogress monor which one is the real stream mon is this a simulation monor Who Am I who are you chat black Jacko no no no pepl here comes the gambling okay we got to go to sleep uh bed hello smile hey excc and chat does anyone else poop green after drinking G fuel also when is your flavor coming out soon feels weird man okay we're good to go JK I love you Felix Miss are complet okay is it saved now you should do your toilet don't tell me what to do man oh [ __ ] it's finally here hey don't you steal my items man I'm going to start punching move move people are next to my items dude that's just weird love the stream's smile microphone let's put it right next to the computer P PK beautiful dude 17 months po POG P okay can we stream now what was my it was 177 right hey QVC just wanted to say that your are amazing thank you for guys we got to go talk to the intern people um fast nets.com [Music] yo bashy here have a nice day and fixer schedule PVC chat say pay p d thanks payd boom boom power turbo is $17 one turbo package every day um clearly there's a lot of new Frogs here because they can't do it right don't worry chat it's time to dance ready yep still you stop why why do you act like you're like gatekeeping new friends when you're doing Ur R like what hi xqc can I get a Welcome to the Jungle xqc L we got a better now it's a bit better okay uh I have to go to the bathroom pogers pogers pogers pogers pogers pogers pogers I'm Max HP I'm everything we're good okay I think it's oh no we should buy camera um okay first we need to buy camera V points for stream $600 for this guys let's buy a piece of [ __ ] first let's just buy a piece of [ __ ] cuz we're going to need other stuff later on for sure can I have a Welcome to the Jungle L smile PK you what do you think about about the name Richard xqc L Al so I'm looking for a camera any cameras in here this is a cool desk but I'm broke man this store sucks balls man [ __ ] zamor dude dude I'm out of here man he still has to go to the bathroom dude hello my [Music] God okay let's buy the1 100 $100 camera complete payment okay should we get a headset is that even worth it Chad do we need a headset for streaming hey Mr Cow we probably do right no hi okay then I can't I can't guys we're late for stream we're we late this is really bad how many months is this now I don't know but much love X okay we could add we could buy a game let's buy the mitcher any of you are going to like that game chat the oh dark is usually pretty good content though Mr Cow generic joke chat say stuff Dark Souls cat dead love stream and keep up the Omega L poke Champs stop okay let's stream at 720p guys how much upload did we have do you guys remember I guess we could do speed tast wait my internet's slow again what the [ __ ] happened [ __ ] oh cuz I'm downloading okay we we have to upload is that chat let's put we have four upload uh 720 P this is my first Dono we can do 420 crazy one of my good friends and I haven't even met you best of luck 4,000 oh we could do instead 720 at 30fps that's probably better right chat yo yo yo yo yo yo okay yo we have to start our first stream uh let's start on just chatting yeah start with that it'll be pretty good U show cam wa I have no cam wait what the [ __ ] wait when what when does it come tomorrow get a damn shower and sink bro that is gross add on the score dude that you got got the whole SC with that yo yo yo Mr Cowman it's our 25th month together today and all for my birthday I love you Mr schow's Man and chat xqcl why can't I put it here wait this is trash this cangle is dog [ __ ] yo where's my cam at huh where is the part in this game that you get banned for dmca on the radio OBS um I guess let just start stream oh stream chat I'm the king of the blender to pay me taxes what no [ __ ] off wait I'm dropping frames what why one is watching [ __ ] what a bad stream dude can can I Max my C out please it's lagging this stream sucks balls please fix this drop guys it's [ __ ] lagging why even Don doesn't give a [ __ ] can't tell if you're talking about the game or me this this is dog [ __ ] guys chat can I get a poke and also XC I love your content why is it lagging work psych I'm going to buy better internet [ __ ] it donate received open stream lap we can't apply the bit rate oh cuz did again didn't finish downloading did it oh my God okay end stream this stream sucks it's terrible it's garbage the skip button is swed to the ultra Giga 90001 You Spa if okay we have to check U see look holy [ __ ] okay speed test F that's good s download upload 3. Point 3.7 okay open stream someone wants you to close the Stream So you're a fool 27 holy cow Mr Cow thank you for everything I enjoyed my stay XC L another hacker really I was having a good stream I had 12 viewers y g f a hack block wow they crashed my stream xqcp how's that fun okay we need to stream guys we have we're getting donos in excuse can you fart for me do a little fart on the mic please let's go to sleep little fart As a treat fart MC fart pants fart yeah go to toilets this game sucks xqc L shut up [ __ ] the camera sucks the angle is just bad hold up that should help okay do we have a game now steam what so long to open dude okay we're good now okay game stream then we need to open streamlabs stream stream laap 1 277 okay now we're getting donos and [ __ ] okay here it comes here it comes here it comes um we have the game now cuz we're going to get some gameplay okay so down I'm a good streamer come on come on good okay I'm ready game start stream steam Dark Souls play game start new game guys today we're doing a play through sorry guys for I slept twice in the time you slept you might be sick Legend is back kill every one I think in the blender should be added plus get a shut up [ __ ] okay okay is it hard to be a streamer is it easy St to watch me [ __ ] I'm rolling big 22 viewers what yo should a watch man stop asking questions man why I lost viewers why why you think yours were doing pretty good the worst stream in history shut up I'm going to B him hold up Sammy wants you to shave that sad excuse for a mustache she likes her ladies smooth good job 20 viewers not bad stral idiot why is this game so hard wait this is this is actually hard I'm getting Subs hold up I'm going to read the map EX qcl 20 viewers I can sub in between loser what [ __ ] off [ __ ] wait I went to the wrong spot D wait what wait how something your audience open a music just discovered xqc L CH how do you get through middle well can me T joh go once twice three Tams four temps five temps okay key 31 viewers we're doing pretty good right now chat no this game is too hard I'm going to give up oh people are leaving this stream dude oh guys it's impossible I close the stream cuz I'm I'm tired [ __ ] you man what a piece of [ __ ] Game Dude hello chat just watched Demon Slayer let's buy cyber prank it's expensive as [ __ ] but it's whatever do we make good money at least XC L three bucks four bucks sub three bucks two bucks it's not bad hey PVC if we wanted to watch a dead stream we would just go into the is we don't have to play this high school as homework project get content Pepa pleas what the [ __ ] the game's too big why rocket soccer whatever the [ __ ] that is okay um while we're waiting might as well just do just chatting stream just chatting out of content start stream hey this is me guys hello guys Yuma back slash please donate please donate And subscribe please please I I okay let me tell you the story okay I passed out and it cost me $2,000 so I can't stream if you guys don't pay some someone in someone on chat do you ever get Bard streaming never boring I love it pug hello hey man loser here's to six months Mr Cow xq okay it uh your next word it's loving but I'm not I'm not funny though sub hey man 15 viewers come on where's everybody at dude hello loser don't show the IP address by mistake there is a get gang the moood of the stream energetic yeah we're doing good we're doing good somebody just sub somebody just subbed I read it we're good guys there are people in the chat who write about using their brain ignore them that's funny you look like my brother watching stre while while eating okay one viewer says he's imitating another streamer whoa people think that's not funny I'm the game blender you have to pay me taxes [ __ ] off can you introduce a product you don't like for money oh my God [ __ ] hackers again dude w d t [Music] y [ __ ] the hackers maybe I should sleep okay let's go sleep then guys nobody likes the stream but mebe we're making a little bit of money we have to go check it out how much money are we making bank oh [ __ ] wait no we did wait we no we did zero no we already had this money okay now get paid $200 hey not bad big we have $500 now okay let's do it then do it again we have a lot of energy for stream today oh yeah we're we're doing pretty good let's go fast today chat we're doing a big big big stream today big stream big big stream we're doing uh a new game today we're doing um rocket soccer hope you guys enjoy okay send box oh s sorry for the loading um um sorry for the loading my computer has a virus just give a minute give minute hi chat I'm here to say the next Dono is five head next Dono is five head what the [ __ ] is this this sto is five head um does anybody even like this game somebody just subbed oh yeah $26 man hell yeah dude um my game okay I I'll give you some gameplay okay watch his score what the [ __ ] what buy a godamn shower already so you don't die Omega L what xqcl 8 months I just sub hold up do you play games with your subs oh yeah of course of course subscribe now and we'll play game together right now so here I go to the ball and I hit it on the corner you'll see like this and [ __ ] 12 seconds remaining I'm going just play defense is that it come on wait how long is this game dude 50 viewers okay fast I need to thank the subs we get more you like pizza yeah pretty good stream while we sleep no thanks subscribe yet 1 FPS L shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] ass punk punk punk uh streamers are slaves ha funny okay guys this game kind of sucks uh let's um let's go just chatting you open music fun music just chatting what Su guys uh so you subed he says subscribed like Oran a meet oh no I don't want to meet these people these are crazy I don't want to meet these [ __ ] are you a good streamer I'm the best one I'm tired end the stream okay Chad let's buy strike again guys I don't have a shower 9 months B okay we can go buy one why not uh store let's my Counter Strike first download Q are fix saying [ __ ] during sex is like saying eat while you eat dinner true facts love you baby wait how do I delete a game wait how do I delete delete a game 5 months xqcl I can't okay 5 months with X um guys go let's go buy a shower and a hard drive uh hello guys two months P it's too expensive I can't afford it okay what about a shower pictures decco air conditioner shelves whoa that's way too expensive do you find it risible when I say the name bigas dick got go to the bank no we got to go to the stream lap get paid yes we're going death now we're missing 10 bucks oh no okay short stream glad gam glad KB glad crb glad crb we could we could gam a little bit chat um scratch off we all we need to do is win 10 bucks we 50 50 50 try [Music] again try again [Music] [ __ ] off xqc L okay well now now we have enough right [Music] bathtub what else do we get for the stream chat computer parts what about this B display card this is [ __ ] dog [ __ ] can't afford anything where CPU we have we have 600 okay bu later on is it worth it you think it's worth it we could buy this zel Core 5 Weir champ in t take a a fridge oh it's so expensive though dude biggest stickers has a wife you know and Medicine in continenti inconen buts medicine really where though try hard buy beans and a burrito and we'll buy a water with this and know we should be good to go I we should go to sleep ah we're doing pretty bad on food and whatnot yes Adrian I hear you hahaa we're rich beautiful let's eat this eat what is this whoa what the [ __ ] okay hey xqcl have a nice day and have a good stream I hope you are happy as I am beans water water wait wait a minute my subscribers are times two and now I have to go sub I have to go stream once again I am asking for your support chat please make my favorite emote become meta it's man chicken okay man uh today CH we're we're trying a new game I'm going to do game uh please subscribe because today hey Mr you g very expensive about the video from ludic saying streamers are not our friends I agree it's true but for me and other viewers we are your [Music] friends wait what I forgot the AGD wait time to throw Pacman oh my [ __ ] God I forgot I closed the computer let's buy a boost for today guys today is the big stream [Music] zavel y XX qcl wait till this downloads okay we're just chatting hey what up guys what up what up what up I'm I'm a little bit late so I got hacked by some hackers Please Subscribe donate yeah man looking for a streammer that's me you look like my brother cool man it's s prohibited I Cann stop saring [ __ ] if I wasn't very sleepy I would I would take a look here people wonder your opinion off appeal to appeal to the majority dude oh I love you so much I love you too man thanks the sub I'm paying for this internet entertain me viewers want want to speak 18 plus of ow it some Praises you arrogant a it's what I need to open a stream oh your eyes Legend IS F have YouTube not yet are wait it's boring change subject 40 viewers not bad you make money how do you keep streaming I don't do it for money dude you can't speak properly I think your computer is trash banned stream banned smile spam spam if you make money from your reset it's easiest job I hate band talk about artistic things in stream quality oh it's boring L say my name sup I'm your fan cool man sub I enjoy the most s man today we're playing um people wonder your opinion there okay boys it's time hey xqc been following you 12 months now keep up the good work xqcl today is the day I show my skills boys counter counter Striker um start ranked [Music] match founder so just donated subscribe Sub sub a lot of Subs holy [ __ ] 40 viewers but it's okay let's play um Terrace fight I am your fan I forgot to buy him um please play a watch I love it okay Victory good one Dev fight I'm I'm not playing overwat today s man I'm well I'm playing CS even if even if I'm trash at it okay yeah move I got to go f outs four month frog Jack spam xqcm it's my favorite watch out we're head Taps almost got an Al got an ace Victory woo W 4K baby am I getting subs for this my stream is offline no nobody saw anything feels B man lasagna hello I heard a bomb or something cuz where where do you get where do you get medicine OHS streaming okay boys today um you know what chat today is a new day watch this this watch this watch this we're going to boost the internet then we're going to higher the bit rates yeah dude now now watch this defeat fight okay no there always one on the other side no it's not me it's not me let's not lose the game that's two kills Victory big three months POG love you exent rank is zero yeah I'm the best what can I say wait there's no viewers okay my brother's watching you all the time I said I'll support you okay the [ __ ] is the stream still on it is X your X xqc if you promise I'll subscribe Portugal okay it's right around you subscribe and then I stream fight I'm broke is this around already three months can't see the time passing xqcl pushing through mid wait I died how did he buy AK first round he's cheating he's cheating yo Val fix this [ __ ] this gu L cheating that's [ __ ] weird F fight I can CT I can that's okay Capon you are a dog streamer have fun sitting with 40 viewers for the rest of your life you will never make it find a new hobby wait what my stream guys guys guys what the [ __ ] Z viewers watching and we enjoy your streams and videos a lot much love xqcl guys I'm I'm good xqc L hey x c love the stream from quec XC Victory big juicer ipped off big end of end of game clutch yo game developers can I get a donation please funny funny dude [Music] yo guys come on morning oh oh let's just just say for today just chatting let's watch live PD cuz I'm watching live PD and it's crazy it's holy [ __ ] this gu got arrested insane okay cool I did the content now can I get the money I did the it's lagging again guys don't don't be subbing dude uh guys I think I quit okay at least somebody somebody somebody donate or sub so I can I can go to I I go to zorub bad stream he man cool man band you can never be a good streamer band I saw you I will send you band Bad stream okay band I bought the caller cool hi hey man hello say man how's it going buddy good morning good morning I favorite try hard still no donate beautiful go to add me no thanks B A there it is dude thanks man hackerman's okay okay um hackerman thanks man we could gamble on stream for jo mama this is the hack commands I will keep kicking you offline if you don't stop throwing my Counter Strike games L popped off what you about I can't bet I can't bet while streaming hello xqc love the streams I can trans my money not used to streams at 10:00 a.m. European Time Hit it [ __ ] off okay let we slow down uh streamlabs read read read read get paid get paid money CH money credit card back to gambling I love the stream the most cool man thanks dude I guess okay now we're gambling even more today boys lighted the viewers for money easy clap W EF Birmingham fishing ships long ago Nations live together in armor then everything changed when the IRA attacked only the Avatar master of all F elements could stop him but when the queen needed him most he vanished hit 20 month Punk stand it eight stand it [ __ ] off enen hit hit one one last time all then two years B HIT stand it yes all in hit PE poo poo oh no I want to go to I wanted to go to zorub no we still can who knows why no I'm too broke no I'm too broke though eat this eat that [ __ ] guys guys we don't have money to go to zor [Music] HUB I'm unless somebody donates go the STP club though four months Miss to couch at my friend Jamie wants to say hi three head clap three head clap clap s where at we're going to it this is what this Moet Pepe actually does with our Dono money oh well here's another $5 for you to waste chza wait did I miss the exit excy you are very cute xcusy L CL remember when xqc was a rocket soccer streamer weird Chan yeah I remember that good times almost there chat uh I'm doing some off-roading a little bit but it's go faster Jesus Christ [Applause] oh okay I guess can I steal this no I'm not going Pizza job I don't work there okay guys where's strip club at did guys did they upgrade it did they do a my girlfriend K is watching and I just wanted to tell her you have a big forehead strip club it's set the corner and police nice driving dude hey good drive driv guys keep it up man forceing Joy come on beautiful girls add me oh is that a job I don't work [Music] either [Music] [Music] almost 3 years you look great excy have a great rest of your night I love you guys even know you are R EXC can I get a [Music] dance how do I get a dance so this is how people in Canada [Music] Drive okay chat let's go next game okay chat it's not DH you know you know okay guys you know we you know we saw the game dude okay CU there's a bunch of thing I want to do today okay chat cuz I have to go pee 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Channel: xQc

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Id: K7a7h8LJIcc

Length: 91min 34sec (5494 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 27 2021