Try Not To say Hol' Up 46

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daddy dressed up as a pinata americans own 46 percent of the world's 1 billion guns according to the un 46 of the world's registered guns pretend i'm not even here it's a trap do not master bed partake whenever i see stuff like this i assume that guy has pair philip tendencies or has watched too much pawn a guy declined slacks because i don't shave down there feeling a bit sad and self-conscious now if someone looking like an adult woman is a turn-off for you you need to check yourself me beating my meat at 3am my apple watch why are you running my buddy tom baked a cake for his argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss they are no longer friends we broke up over a year ago why did i just find out you still play chess on messenger with my dad stop real chess players know that just because you lost a queen doesn't mean you give up on a king [Music] no more snow days school district replaces wintry days off with online classes we got out of school at the right time 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literally anything but olive garden enjoy all you can eat olive garden stephanie we family name a better duo and i'll shut myself imagine ducking a musician and they just start saying what note you're moaning in cramming in a minor leonardo dicaprio after reading django unchained script and realizing he's gonna have to say the m word 76 times the power of the sun in the palm of my hand customer notice please be prepared to show proof of age we do not sell eggs or flour to anyone who is under the age of 18 cricking down on anti-social behavior six easy exercises that anyone can do one trying to get up from the couch two staggering home drunk three patiently standing in a queue four checking if your feet are still there 5. covering your ears to make the voices stop 6. giving up sometimes you need to be brave and take a risk i'm the guy in red beware of falling deer leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees but no warning about leopards education is important but tacus is important you are nine years old and you are studying biology your friend tells you to go to page 75 assuming they all have one which celebrities select state league would literally break the internet the pope did you know that when pigeons are slacks they die really well the one i ducted now imagine this a japanese guy really into american culture learns english through family guy and constantly speaks like peter griffin this woman sent this pic to her husband then her husband divorced her duck this pandemic i miss eating out my friends with my friends what have i done to prepare for his role in matrix for 2021 as old in here keanu reeves spent almost two decades aging proving his remarkable dedication to the craft i saw the angel in the marble and carved until i set him free michelangelo the fact that he was a turtle makes this so much more impressive do you want beef tonight at 6 p.m who the duck is this you wanna throw down i'll duck you up it's grandma i got a new phone what if i told you 97 percent of people killed by police in the u.s are men proving the police are cyst against men that's silly men are killed more by police because they commit more crime [Music] gave my dad mister being cut out for christmas and he's been moving it around the house to scare my mom [Music] how serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes relatable suspect your son might be gay schedule a private counseling session with the priest it's a trap i don't know what the duck they are saying but i totally agree with them police department shooting range when i watch witcher with my girlfriend she tends to go to bathroom within a minute of cavill appearing on screen she takes quite some time there i don't know what she's doing inside but anyway it gives me enough time to fep one out on cavill when you're an important un official and you promised yourself you wouldn't look at emma watson's ace but i'm 32 and my girlfriend is 13. can we still do quests 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be more afraid of cars because in a collision the car wins it doesn't have to be like that we can both lose [Music] i blame disney for my taste in women i'm 22 year old woman married recently to 25 year old husband i caught him chatting some months back with maid i'm pregnant now i want to make sure that baby is mine only and not maids baby where can i get dna test done dna test is not required brain test is required i have always believed in miracles but i had never actually witnessed one until i saw this angel restore this poor blind homeless man's sight right in front of me blow my mind hum if you attempt to rob a bank you will have no trouble with food rent or bills for the next 10 years regardless of your success rate did comment chains be like my dad makes that's what she said joke me dad stop i'm only 10 my dad that's what she said for legal reasons that's a joke using big words is another form of white supremacy blacks who live in urban areas don't have the same access to education as whites this makes them less smart if you feel the need to communicate like you are a thesaurus you are probably a white supreme matches i would be snacking on your cliffs making your legs shake as my tongue goes deeper in you this might be a mood killer but i don't have a cliffs really never had one you were born without it yup those your catty still feel pleasure no i'm a guy which i mentioned about four times but clearly reading is not your strong suit a short story 7 35 8 35 9 35 when your sugar daddy wants to show you stuff he grew up with back in his day [Music] see you later alligator in a well paid for file thank you facebook this some advanced humor roses are red roses are red i'm groot officer reminiscent please don't shoot ellen musk going to mars mark zuckerberg going to earth the reason most of us stay up late is because we don't want our free time to end and tomorrow to start your task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds what do you do how 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you're welcome condos don't guarantee full protection during slex a homie of mine was wearing one and got shot by the girl boyfriend my son's teacher just called and said he needs to be put in special ed i've been doing his work for him damn girl wait [Music] dard how you feel about action ask your sister but i don't have a not even being provocative but if you think greeter thundberg has the maturity to guide global policy making then you cannot object to jfh sting paying 16 year olds for selects children the planet is dying please do something conservatives well if you're so smart why can't i have sex with you checkmate my girlfriend looking at the mirror gosh i'm so fat me not responding my girlfriend babe compliment me me you have perfect eyesight me my girlfriend woman who quit job to live life as puppy gets in fight with another dog on street tell me something i don't know i took my son's nappy off so he could run around meek for a bit before his bath and he tuck her up shut on the kitchen floor but before i could clean it up my dog ate it how it started how it going i just need to get fit for every comment i will do one push up 1737. in the philippines a woman spent four years praying to a buddha figure she purchased from a store until one day a friend pointed out the buddha figure she's been praying to was actually shrek she spent four years praying to shrek lads please put on your masks it saved a friend of mine's life yesterday he was in a pub with his girlfriend and his wife didn't recognize him united states army logistics evaluation agency logistic operations and readiness division one of the serious problems in planning against american doctrine is that the americans do not read their manuals nor do they feel any obligations to follow their doctrine from a russian document the reason that the american army does so well in wartime is that war is chaos and the american army practices chaos on a daily basis a german general officer if we don't know what 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any disease endangered species very rare black kangaroo anti-vaxxers are like children they believe the first thing they hear and will argue with anyone who contradicts it as such they must be treated like children when it comes time for a child to eat their vegetables it is best to avoid yes or no questions such as do you want broccoli the child will most often respond with no the best approach is to offer them a choice such as would you rather have broccoli or green beans this makes the child feel in control of the decision to eat their vegetables likewise we mistakenly ask these people to take the vaccine for the sake of others like children they don't see the value in that moreover they feel like they are not in control it is better to make it clear that they will be receiving a shot and offer them a choice such as would you rather receive the cupid vaccine or euthanasia no matter which choice they make everyone wins 2022 mon look a plane 1945 mom look at plane yes lex is cool but 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on her get her pregnant go for the double kill [Music] now wait a damn minute butches will smack your nut today and go smack another today you thought i was gone say tomorrow nanik today me after commenting wow you two look great on a picture of three girls nice war criminal gives one last siege heil vowing his allegiance to his fuhrer before being hung at the nuremberg trials carl arised i would eat and work here one dollar grilled cheese no change given sort out your own shot cash only i don't have venmo because i'm not some teenage a soul who apes danger one dollar grilled cheese don't ask for a goddamn tomato slice or i swear to god i will reach you through the window pull you inside and hold your head against the griddle which will be embarrassing for you vaccines literally injects you with a disease illness you could possibly have no association with just to fight it off my kids will pass oh they'll pass all right so my lesbian cousin and her partner got me this for christmas 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phoenix pope calls couples who choose pets over having children selfish bold words from a beer jean don't worry these burgers are all plant-based and this is delicious what plant is this from meat packing plant get rid of slags make the world a better place as a result we are unable to reproduce we are unable to reproduce and that is how we make the world a better place joseph yes she's having a child and it's not mine but get this it's god's baby it's a miracle joseph's friends my mom grounded me so i catfished her for six months and broke the heart [Music] my wife and i have decided we don't want to have children so we are going to tell them tonight at dinner do you prefer versus or co-op shouting [Music] sun motorboats mom while sister rides her damn he got a point who is she i have no friends how would i know you follow her i follow lebron do you think i know him i'm pranking this guy as if i'm sending needs but in reality i'm literally typing attachment one image attachment one 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Published: Fri Jan 14 2022