Try not to laugh! Funny quizzes for Americans (6)

i don't want to live on this planet anymore yet it's like the world is going crazy we're doomed what do we're doomed school is doomed our society is doomed earth is doom or entire galaxy is doomed if you have a rectangular box that's 12 by 7 centimeters what is the perimeter oh god my brain hurts somebody help me trisha what which country is both an island and a continent you wish you knew that asia no i'm sorry it's australia asia's an island oh whatever i suck there is no asia it's not even a country which one is out of order right now okay you're locked in with 225 on your needle oh my god what oh my gosh i know what it is among products recycled in the united states which one is recycled at the greatest rate according to statistical data collected by the government eighty-eight percent of waste from this source is re-processed anthony wayne joseph classics incorrect uh reprocessed far out distancing rates for glass aluminum paper and other materials cardboard incorrect steel i got it wrong i know what it is it's the fax machine yeah the copy slash fax machine in the background says fix me yeah i'm having an off day right now but your your hair still looks really good and i really like this this jacket [Applause] if you have a rectangular box that's 12 by 7 centimeters what's the permit i really don't i don't do math i don't do math what are the three branches of the federal government oh what's sad is i'm not sure i know this um the school system has failed me um congress i know congress that's a start right um what are the three states of matter three states of matter yeah science yeah i'm bad at science all right i'll give you one hint one of them is solid you gotta answer two more damn isn't it fuel zap we're out of fuel it's executive legislative and judicial oh okay well i was not even close right no no you weren't that means i say goodbye to kristen goodbye kristen [Applause] [Music] the largest number that can be pronounced with a single syllable is what do you mean by single syllable single syllable what do you mean by that what is a syllable like a word i don't know you can say it once in one take without saying it twice like the the word so it's a number like this the word because has two syllables because like a million has to to me has three syllables what food gets its name from the hungarian herdsmen you used to eat it moussaka souvlaki goulash satsuki so it's one syllable yeah the largest number nine nine uh 10 10 10 is also one syllabus bro that's true we have ten seconds ten nine eight seven ten six ten right answer yeah wrong what was it twelve oh that's two silver twelve half then one two one twelve twelve there's no there's only one syllable twelve you're not actually that's the largest number from eleven they're thinking there's nothing upward there's nothing more than twelve that you can do it with one syllable 12 is the biggest 12 12 12. what should appear after the k on the police car oh what what should appear after the cave um 40 bucks 20 bucks okay you locked him with 20 oh no what makes a square a square it's four sides four equal sides okay i got it i got it um a trapezoid has four sides are they equal no math questions oh fractions below which one is the greatest three twentieths three-ninths or three-fifths three-ninths it would be because it would turn into one-third three fifths how the three fifths because one-third is bigger the fraction on the bottom the bigger fraction oh no oh okay what did you realize the nine in precinct because obviously a k-9 is actually driving the police car which is against regulation as far as i know yeah but it should say k-9 you found the nine up there in the precinct and i cannot give you 20 for that because of aquatic life became increasingly diverse this period that spanned about 60 million years from the end of the silurian to the beginning of the carboniferous became to be known as the age of fish the correct answer of this era begins with the letter d that would be anthony wayne alyssa deluvian will we accept that we will not accept that pettisville that would be dalton uh dennis incorrect devonian we needed specifically devonian there these land dwellers known as lobophins were the early ancestors of amphibians and all four-legged vertebrates in fact the devonian period got its name from the fossils of lobophins found in devon england vascular plants began dominating the environment including trees ferns and flowering plants their roots broke up the rocky ground and released nutrients and minerals in the water these nutrients fed algae which multiplied rapidly and produced greedy bacteria that fed on oxygen many regions of the ocean became anoxic zones and much of the marine life died off due to the lack of oxygen in which of these battles did the duke of wellington lead british troops to victory battle of the sum battle of waterloo battle of britain or battle of the bulge what roman numeral number is the roman numeral x v i um 14 that would be x i no x v i is 16. [Music] touch the west coast then touch the east coast so the west coast oh i touched the hands timer's still going okay you're locked in with 175 on your money meter tell me what you did and why what is a scalene triangle scalene is when uh two sides are equal and one side is different [Music] i appreciate that what is a scalene triangle a scaling triangle scaling triangle damn i did the that's it what is that supposed to mean what is a scalene triangle a scalene triangle i never heard of it tell me what you did in why well i touched the compass because i know it's west and east and i don't know if it's oh no i got i'd see what i missed up on it says touch the west coast then touch the east coat and i read it wrong out loud i just realized that you shouldn't touch the west coast and then it says touch the east coast you should have touched that code yeah the code uh four letter science terms for 20. four letter science terms for 20 points metric prefix that means one bill that would be pettisville luke nano incorrect billion that would be alyssa megan incorrect giga what is a scalene triangle you suck what is a scaling triangle the they don't have none of the sides are equal snicker smart there are five sisters alone in a house each doing an activity what's the fifth sister probably doing oh jesus what my sister's in the house activity what's the fifth one fifty dollars twenty five dollars when writing out a fraction the numbers above and below the line are called the numerator denominator which one's on the top denominator only that word correct unfortunately for you but fortunately for me that's the question says there are five sisters alone in a house each doing an activity all pretty solo activities sister one playing ping pong who's she playing with sister five wow can't play ping-pong by yourself that one's really hard that one was pretty hard yeah the three states of matter no hopes no help no help i never even heard of that maybe because you're deaf death i'm done but [Music] no saying don't say i'm looking i'm looking you got five seconds what type of word is truthfully truthfully what kind of word is truthful yeah like noun verb like that yep it's an adjective wrong adverb adverb i knew it i knew it i knew it what type of word is truthfully ethan it's like i don't know it's not an adjective or verb i don't know you dan it's an adverb adjective verb adverb identify the complete subject in the following sentence the man in the red baseball cap walked slowly across the street the man incorrect the man in the red baseball cap addis ababa is the capital of what african nation zimbabwe in correct ethiopia a geyser is what a hot spring a delta a waterfall or a nice plane if you have a rectangular box that's 12 by 7 centimeters what is the perimeter how am i supposed to know that [Music] you

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Length: 12min 30sec (750 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2021