Trump: Why So Syria? - A Rant

Congrats mainstream media you cracked the code the Machiavellian murder plot to blackmail the Donald hacked the DNC prop up and ultimately electrum all for the diabolical dr. evil endgame were in trump in Russia Tech Russia well it never fails on any occasion that I parted my yawning the app and proffered anything resembling a compliment to Donald Trump all three times regular is a bran muffin addicted espresso Fein I can predict the response verbatim well what are you gonna say something bad about him are you just the slammer in sick of an Oreo hahahahaha well don't play me turbo sped blame the [ __ ] with fox mccloud bolted to his [ __ ] skull for spending the greater part of the last 15 months play in the media and you like a [ __ ] bassoon better yet blame his avowed enemies in the government media complex for failing to frustrate his ambitions and invariably finding themselves befuddled and be [ __ ] but with Trump pulling a Slick Willy Clinton maneuver meaning he's lob and tomahawks in Syria over a sarin gas attack video that's sketchier than an Ashley Wood illustration a video that I'd hastened to add emerged not 24 but [ __ ] hours after Trump expressed a desire to reverse Obama's odious policy of Houston the Assad regime absent evidence you wanted an anti-trump rant [ __ ] prepare for a [ __ ] doozy for all the dick munch and dip shits alleging that I am in fact a trump toward radically original nomenclature by the way I can really see why reddit is considered a veritable whirlpool of wit I direct your attention to my initial video explaining the triumph of Trump in it I made indefatigably clear I supported an entirely different candidate in the primaries and scenarios like this are precisely the reason why even the Trump triad has to concede this [ __ ] more changeable than Bob Dole's depends as consistent as he's been to date from his immediate lobbying ban for any and all elected officials to attempts to secure us from the kind of militant ululating jihadi refugees created by moronic military incursions like precisely [ __ ] this bruises triassic ear a Twitter feed at the last two years he was center stage then hit up 2012 or 2013 it's like peering through a keyhole into a mirror universe I would however caution against cartoonishly declamatory World War riri rhetoric I've joked about it to be sure but sincerely believing this is the preamble to global annihilation [ __ ] right off Chicken Little is it stupid phenomenally so but a prelude to a nuclear holocaust I wouldn't spring for the food dehydrator just yet when you really break this down it's really just a continuation of what Obama's already been doing for the last eight [ __ ] years which is your first clue it's a stupid-ass [ __ ] move at first glance this strikes me as a glorified fireworks display the intended targets largely inanimate objects planes warehouses milania's [ __ ] face and though this may change as yet no casualties have been reported unless of course you believe these supremely suspect Assad state media [ __ ] or Russia who have a PhD in prevarication why except in the conspiratorial kool-aid you'd be hard-pressed to endure the fawning praise of the formerly adversarial asshats in the Fourth Estate and see this is anything but a globalist [ __ ] snow job before you write me off as Alex Jones and a biker jacket hear me out here's CBS News before the bombing but then when it became clear that Carter Paige had some activity or some engagement with Russian operatives the Trump campaign pretended they knew nothing about him that he never existed as an advisor on foreign policy to that campaign and here's CBS just eight hours later yeah well this is really a defining moment for the young presidency of Donald Trump you can see also the evolution of Donald Trump's thinking on that goal would be to use these airstrikes and the threat of more airstrikes to force Bashar al Assad back to the table and make real concessions at negotiations that he hasn't been able to do or willing to do in the last several years away from defaming me at gunpoint to tongue in my [ __ ] over an eight-hour period what do you feel Specter who knew throughout all 15 months of feigned outrage all Trump had to do to get the unter press back aboard the Trump train was commit a wholesale [ __ ] murder will [ __ ] d-money next time start with Hillary and then there's the evidence itself namely the great big cavernous yawning void where the evidence should [ __ ] be really some videos videos shot in an inaccessible area by conveniently placed journal jackasses from explicitly anti-assad [ __ ] Turkey well so suddenly turkeys against war crimes Turkey the architects of the Armenian Genocide you should head sure you're against gas and the civilians or is it simply not of a grand enough proportion for you today doesn't sarin generally sear the [ __ ] flesh from your body so explain to me how Luke Cage over there is handling sarin victims with nary a [ __ ] dish glove in sight I've said from the outset that serious seems engineered to defy the newly reunited right as a buttress against the utter implosion that's been quietly occurring within the dnc folks and I stand by that you have to understand this is their last card left to play Tom Perez is shrieking like a [ __ ] ringwraith at live events and folk Honus ain't far behind but I will say this I explicitly waited for several days to cut this rant in order to allow the dust and disinformation to clear and learn whether there might be a viable angle buried in what on the surface appears to be an unqualified betrayal of Trump's positions and platform and I'd be patently dishonest if I didn't admit I can see a pattern beginning to form here in one fell swoop Trump admittedly defang the Marussia narrative for all time and got 24 hours of free foliation from the ascribe idli anti-trump news media in the process not to mention North Korea a tertiary benefit of this bullring Act is that it incentivizes Kim jong-un and si and Kim Jong ko and then there's the Ottoman wall one of the unspoken rationales for the Iraq war and one I sincerely wish Bush and Cheney had made the public more expressively aware of is that if you look at countries like Afghanistan Iraq Iran and yes Syria they have more in common than a tendency to go to the beach wearing a two-piece with a time charge they all rather coincidentally box in Russia I mean you sincerely believe Putin gives a flying [ __ ] about Isis people now he sees a weakness beginning to form in the Ottoman wallet he's working that crack like Ivan Drago rolling on speedballs you can argue the merits or a necessity of the Ottoman Wall all you like but with Putin up to his elbows in Assad's [ __ ] on the aircraft reputed to have delivered the ordinance also housing Russian soldiers I still disagree with the attack on a moral level but there's clearly an angle here this can't even go from non politician to President of the United States in less than a year by [ __ ] accident and it's time for his detractors to say that out [ __ ] loud if merely being a buffoon with a universally recognizable name netted you complement hall passes into the Presidency we'd be living in a Jeb aqua sea right now and with Pentagon satellite images now explicitly showing an Assad military aircraft coincidentally launching from the base we just bombed the other living [ __ ] out of directly the [ __ ] overhead at the time we know said chemical weapons were deployed yeah I get the angle I see the net benefit and recognize that this likely wasn't the knee-jerk reaction some of the alt-right have asserted it to be but I still [ __ ] disagree with it even what if we assume this chemical attack is 100% Lance Armstrong's left not legit and by within what's left of my rights to inquire what business it is of [ __ ] ours if we pause from fixing our own problems to stop every mugging in the Mideast [ __ ] world police or a planetary [ __ ] hall monitor so I'm not gonna throw any fits here it's a disappointment admittedly but no more than the last eight years in short it's the status quo and in 2017 that's bad enough look we know political honesty is like oxygen the higher you climb the scare sir it gets but to take a posture in such abject opposition to your original policy mark my words Donald Trump or any other subsequent president for that matter a one-off attack with minimal to nil casualties to head off trouble down the road is one thing but if you then couch avid and the Nikki Haley's and John McCain's of the world and elevate this from a pre-emptive back the [ __ ] off bombing to yet another illegal interdiction draining our wallets and will power an equal proportion for the next 20 years the only way I'll support a second term is if it's in [ __ ] prison i'm razörfist god [ __ ] speed [Music] [Applause]

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Keywords: The Rageaholic, RazörFist, Rant, Comedy

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Length: 8min 30sec (510 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 23 2017