True Facts About The Chameleon

here are true facts about the sham lolli on what is it the chameleon that word really looked like it was going to be more fun to say the chameleon is like an ordinary lizard that got all tricked out by that old guy in the James Bond movies that hangs out the little spy toys the chameleons upper and lower eyelids are fused to form a small hole just large enough for its pupil its little spy I can rotate nearly 180 degrees in all directions giving it a remarkable field of vision furthermore each eye can move independently of the other allowing the chameleon to look at two things at once this however makes it painfully obvious when the chameleon is no longer paying attention to you however when the chameleons spot spray both of its eyes lock on its target if you were Jiminy Cricket you would your pants right about now the most impressive spy weapon that the chameleon has is its tongue the longest tongue in proportion to its body of any animal it keeps its tongue folded inside of its mouth like an accordion until it's ready to fire with the aid of a collagen catapult wait he missed it why are we showing that good trying this is as close to French kissing as chameleons come because if they committed to it further they would both explode the chameleon has a prehensile tail and cool little alien karate chop hands which allows it to live in the trees here on a high up branch the chameleon displays its elegant meeting ritual like a ballet really dainty like James Bond he approaches his mate with a pickup line buried in sexual innuendo how do you take your coffee one hump or two by me night I want to help you oh she doesn't like you whoa she really doesn't like you but when a match does happen it's magical ooh red rocket let's blur that place perhaps the greatest deception that the spy lizard chameleon has ever achieved is deceiving humans into thinking that they change colors in order to blend in with their surroundings they do not they change color based on temperature and their mood the only surrounding this could help them blend into would be a sad clown convention the color-changing shifty thing is still cool as hell though and it works because the chameleon has a living tattoo cells called chromatophores in its skin can control the distribution of pigment within them when the pigment is densely packed in the center the cell is basically transparent but when it spreads out the appearance of color emerges remember if someone says you disguise yourself like a chameleon just say your mom that usually shuts them up [Music] what are you doing right now this is kind of awkward do you want me to shake your hand are we saying hello okay do I feel like walking hmm yeah no maybe well yes no yes look I'm a little chicken you [Music]

Channel: Ze Frank

Views: 10,310,135

Keywords: zefrank, ze, true facts, chameleon, chromatophore

Id: UR_byRbXxvs

Length: 3min 31sec (211 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 22 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/NtotheK]

do i feel like walking? yes, no, yes well, no maybe yes.

[u/Pravusmentis]

science is always happy to be seen

[u/TheIshoda]

Chameleon no more. I shall now call them Shama-la-leons from this day forth.

[u/ApotheosisX]

what the fuck, that was actually hilarious as well as informative. this needs more attention

[u/DiogenesHoSinopeus]

Cool fact. They walk like that because it mimics a natural movement of plants in wind, blending in with the surroundings better than moving with a constant motion.

[u/OCogS]

3:05 is a new series highlight for me.

[u/Heartless000]

I just watched all his videos, so what did I learn tonight? Echidna penis is fucking GROSS!!!!!!! Snails are hermaphrodites, and they shoot LOVE DARTS into each other to make them horny.... I'm going to take some pills and go to bed now guys, ok?

[u/AcOolNamE]

I'm sooo going to use that pickupline.

How do you like your coffee? One hump or two?

[u/L3SSTH4NL33T]

wait... he missed it. why are we showing that?