True Confessions with Martin Short and Steve Martin

[Applause] [Music] here's how the game works in front of us are two envelopes containing or envelopes containing confessions one of the envelopes or envelope what do you what do you think the internet is for look it up we just found out it is onion envelopes these are things that have actually happened to us in real life and the other is an envelope is a lie so there's a lie in the truth once you read your confession either way if they said the two other players have 60 seconds to interrogate you and they each have to guess whether you've been lying or telling the truth alright see if you go first Martin which I'm voluptuous keep oh let me let me shuffle it first well since they're numbered I would say top which one this one that one okay the one he was all right I slept with Brigitte Bardot well around what time did this happen why this would have been 1968 where where where was this about I'll make in the fill in a few details I was a writer on The Smothers Brothers show I was 23 and we wanted Emmy just remember that famous Brigitte Bardot appearance and The Smothers Brothers go ahead and we won an Emmy and shoes Demark what she know so three riders and I went down to Cabo San Lucas at a hotel and what are you looking at me for because I don't tell you everything you know but there's no way fifty City Tory wouldn't have told me this go ahead yeah walking down the beach I had a moving alarm yeah I was walking down the beach and there was it was an empty part of the beach and there's one of those gnarly trees and there was a woman lying there and I I didn't realize you were gonna make fun of me yeah that's not a rose but uh I don't know I you know what I'm the wig sleuth I'm gonna say that's a lot I think the might as well see well I did how's that no I I did night but but I didn't want to lose Oh three of them it's my turn which envelope should I open one day you go okay number two okay I once got into an argument with Regis Philbin on the way to see cats well can you spare me the details where does that explain this to me you were on you I was walking down the street I didn't know Regis Philbin I was in high school and we went to go see cats there's a New York City trip and I happened to see you Regis Philbin I yelled something about where's Cathy leadership and he said like you never hit where's Regis or something like that and I go I go well where's Regis because who are you let me go who are you and we yelled and we yelled back and forth and that was the big deal then I turned around I was embarrassed I go but that was kind of cool he got into a screaming match with Regis Vil was Brigitte Bardot on the street there was a gnarly tree well I'm gonna say that is a true story I'm gonna say because you added this up no no because you added the fact that it was indeed you've got I think it's true that in fact is a lie [Applause] [Music] it's a fun game it's a fun game thank you for telling us it's a fun game yeah that fills in a lot of blanks for me look fun for one of them you go first okay here we go I think number one when I was in college to pick up girls I would sometimes pretend to be an exchange student from London how does that pick up girls hello you know I'm from London and wondering if you want one no by the way wouldn't an upper-class accent be better they kind of sometimes I know it's so nice to see you today I do my Cary Grant well sometimes I did laughs today whenever believe you yes they'd say oh my god isn't exact same cute and when they sleep with you no I think it's true no no he tried the biggest thing is truth the light in to pick up girls he used an accent hello hello it's over you're out and sometimes I do first I would I would like I say I think I think it's true because I think everyone the Beatles are really cool and all those rocks and Mick Jagger and then they do there's one other thing is interrupting no no then I would then then then I'd tell them I wasn't even English accent and then they'd laugh you see cuz I was a bit player yeah I have a problem here because I've already lost you have one if I agree with him and I'm and I'm wrong and I was wrong that means you have one but if I say I think it's false then you'll only have half this is like a math thing that worked out you have a win for him a full win for you just bid whether I'm losing all right I'm gonna say that sounds true to me that is completely true [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Id: f7Vw61dFhj8

Length: 7min 6sec (426 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 28 2016