trixie mattel's SAVAGE MOMENTS on UNHhhh | Compilation

in today's episode we're talking about aging and i can't start that until the corpse of mr burns in a rock and roll wig gets back you you you know what i will not allow myself to be antagonized bullied and singled out during this episode all right that's so that's so mean are you ready i'm i was born ready to make sense because you never do a russian character exactly you're consistent you're consistently a liar so i started bottoming i'm not i don't really like to bottom but every once in a while um i think you've been on the bottom for a while and do you have any favorite ones growing up my mom and i made most of mine oh no no i just love being an old-fashioned zombie zombies would you not wear concealer did you ever think the real problem is this hat when i was a middle schooler my space happened okay when you were 42 my space happened katya's hair is what we call um garbage what's your favorite color your good judy wants to know my favorite color of all time it's a tie between pink and hot pink blush and bash i do like pastels the colors are pink and pink [ __ ] off i like it makeup what are your credentials as an authority on beauty well um if 34 years of looking stunningly gorgeous isn't enough i also haven't seen what are you going to start with i've had that i wake up from a dream and i have to be ready in 20 minutes and i'm not even shaved yet i have that a lot and they're paying you a lot of money yeah and shaving for you is that two days if you feel comfortable saying how much was a shot about 700 and it didn't work my family and i used to drive to the mall to go eat at the food court that's not depressing that is trashy trashy and depressing pam [Music] when you were 13 they fully did not have computers at 50 i will reevaluate all everything i've decided about plastic surgery it's all subject to change well you know what they say about aquariuses no one likes them if we were in a movie would we be friends or um siblings is there an idea a screwball comedy i don't think you guys would either of you would be cast is it that i was born in 89. i was born in 82. wow and you look a day over 95. i hugged pearl and i hate her those necklaces are crazy like i hate a gym selfie but not as much as i hate the caption obligatory jim selfie you are not obliged you're trash no one made you just you're just trash for me like because i'm not actually a woman i know that's so shocking i know that's so shallow yeah i know even the boys so what are we talking about personal hygiene personal hygiene so i would have a mostly one-sided conversation about personal hygiene okay because this is more of an intervention for you yeah reasons uh yeah because art i eat you could spell it weird yeah times better is not a real last name how come you don't wear a badge because you're the name police you've been alive much longer than me yes much longer like like decades longer yeah did you bring drag to thailand i certainly did not i brought three pairs of dirty shorts and flip-flops so you did bring your drag to thailand i'm not into reunions in general because most of the time if i haven't talked to you in a while it's because i don't want it it's just a matter of when you go to the doctor i think it's the beginning of jurassic park where they're brushing off bones and then a helicopter comes by and they're like cover it cover it obscenity it to me is when you wear a lace front wig and don't clean it and your hairline starts to look like a quesadilla now was it nice for you and detox not to have to put any makeup on it brought me to daycare no one cared about you you're the day white and empty like a shell okay this person what i'm saying if you if there if there aren't any beauty tips we're not wizards i know we look like wizards but some of us more than others it's almost look like an elderly male wizard it was really cool if you show up and look smaller cuter prettier and richer than us that was really really cute as a guest it sounded like there was a turd on the chair well you were on it so and they're like you want me to suck your i'm like yeah he got married straight out of high school and had kids because he's waiting for your crossdress and ass to pull up in a minivan the only one i think that's worth something now is the diana one because she's dead princess diana don't you dare speak yellow diana well if she wasn't dead before your performances her killed her at your age do you go to the doctor or is it sort of like the point this hair is so freaking stupid it is would you cross dress in prison would you do like the mop head oh sort of like i give a full pageant fantasy yeah a sculpted updo from a broom yeah which honestly is not different than some of your hair hello i love yoga so much because i realize it's the only time in the day that i can be totally serious really i'm very serious so you think at other times you're you're whimsical and fun there should be a show that's just um a talking that just says take it away marv i have a lot of errands i do i'm on the run i'm on the go so we know you're not going to the tailor she respond to anger let's try it you're a [ __ ] i don't know how to respond to that they started to pull my hair no and i was like is that what happened to this there's a hurricane katya yes it's a tropical depression at the moment paradise what they don't know about us is we've had a depressed katya here for a good year and a half yeah we've been new okay we've been we've been done new he's a little bit younger um and um so he's 40. she denies it to this day but i i will i will tell the story time and time again that she [ __ ] called me a filler queen [Laughter] as soon as i walked in and i would i i had already been like tiptoeing she was right on a no i had my first full vigorous thorough uh search and seizure your first full bath the only type i'm not like super attracted to but i'm open is people who look like me thin blonde like i don't i like pale pale unfortunately vascular yeah textured patches of thick coarse velcro hair like on the obliques yeah i have i mean this is you know this is more casual but i have some nice evening wear this is casual because i buy look specifically for this that i don't wear to perform in well i perform a million times you do i have this yeah in this with a belt in this trash disenfranchised french girl outfit nativity scene oh do you ever act in one have you yeah no oh yeah i went to catholic school when did you play that no i was no i well the last date i went on was just so long ago yeah when did your dad die how did you get cancer when no one's ever fight is it hard for you to find guys who are cool having sex with you since your whole room is taxidermy animals don't ask don't pastel oh and she came out and said i guess it shows what kind of girl you are if you need to make a career out of making fun of other people and i'm like girl we all have to make fun of each other yeah well besides i don't think violet talks like that though she wasn't [ __ ] you'll survive in prison i won't i'm fine i'm delicate i'm fine this is delicious my skin is so tough and coarse especially here yeah and you've already had a broomstick up your ass do you do the thing where you go like this yeah but it's your dad's [ __ ] i probably have a very different dating style than you said this is good yeah because mine are live think about if you were at a place where you know what to do when you saw somebody who didn't know what they were doing you know what you mean here now with you people say you have garnier bad taste or you have no taste that's true people say don't say girl you have bad taste they say katya you have terrible taste you know the body of katie would taste like like beef jerky leftovers cigarettes cigarettes red bull coffee i'm crying i think drag race needs some straight old male white energy that's where you come in yeah army of skeletons and that's your that's you descending a staircase oh brain coral you know what you look like you look like somebody's really chic poodle oh that got stuffed so the topic of today's show is elderly people the topic of today's show is aging and you know what just because i happen to be older than you no we are aging at the same rate we are in the same boat that is not scientifically possible why because dogs don't live as long as do you want to see something disgusting have i showed it to you already let me see it is so good here it is do i want children for the first time in my life i think about if i'm saving money and i'm building a life for myself who would i leave it to if i'm a gay man who has no children me you're not gonna live me [ __ ] thank god i don't feel like threatened like that i have to look like that because oh mama that's never gonna happen ever for you never forensics forensics which is speech speech giving no no no forensics forensic science forensics is cutting up dead bodies no it's called forensics you know what i'm telling the truth right yeah forensics no no no no no forensics it's this forensic pathology it's literally it's a synonym look it up mom dumb [ __ ] forensic speech is a study and practice of public speaking and debate

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Id: QCQU8QMPBpE

Length: 9min 46sec (586 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 01 2020