TRIGGERING EVERY NBA FANBASE

i've done videos triggering nfl fan bases mlb fan bases and nba superstar fan bases but i've yet to do a video triggering nba fan bases until now i have lots of venom saved up for this one so you should enjoy it unless your team is my target atlanta hawks the hawks are never a real threat to win a title even when they're good trading luca for trae young on draft night was a massive mistake young puts up nice stats but his shot selection and defense are atrocious he isn't a great three-point shooter and he looks like a lollipop that fell onto a rug he'll never win anything just like the rest of this irrelevant franchise boston celtic the celtics are tied for the most titles in the history of the sport but the vast majority of those came in the jim crow era so they don't really count just one measly title over the last 36 seasons the same as the raptors and cavaliers larry bird wasn't as good as magic johnson and is a massively overrated playoff performer i would slander bill russell but all you racist ass celtics fans already did that by breaking into his home and [ __ ] on his bed among other things jason tatum is just another paul george not a superstar brooklyn nets what a stupid [ __ ] name the nets seriously your entire franchise history is two finals trips led by wife beater slash drunk driver jason kidd largely due to playing in the worst conference in league history you had one shot to be relevant again in 2021 but [ __ ] that up thanks to kevin durant's overgrown feat kyrie's [ __ ] might not trigger you anymore but i know what will the fact that the knicks are one of the worst franchises in sports over the last 25 years and they still own new york over you you'll always be second fiddle to a team run by james dolan ouch charlotte hornets how do i even slander a franchise that has never even made a conference finals should i talk about how kemba walker was an inefficient elf or how michael jordan is a horrible owner who does nothing but smoke cigars and gambler recklessly oh i got it lamelo ball is hyped up as a future star when in reality he's an overrated hot dog who doesn't actually make the team better i would trade him now while he still has value he's a glorified jason williams with a famous family chicago bulls bulls fans know better than anybody how badly the team has been run over the last couple decades so i won't go that route instead let me go after what they hold dearly which is the 90s mj's competition especially in the finals was complete dog [ __ ] compared to lebron's yes it was don't you talk back to me mj was lucky his peak years coincided with all the great teams that owned his ass in the 80s getting old if mj had to face the kd warriors in the finals he would have retired mid-series derrick rose didn't deserve his mvp and he also admitted he didn't know what consent was while on trial for sexual assault so humble cleveland cavaliers this team's relevance depends entirely on whether or not lebron james feels like playing for them i'm not sure insulting lebron triggers cavs fans because i don't know if most cavs fans even like lebron i know most do but there's this weird subsection of cavs fans who still hate lebron because he left them twice even though he's the best player ever and he gave them 11 seasons and most importantly the most memorable title in sports history 2022 was the first time in literal decades this team showed any promise without the king to guide them but i'm here to tell you darius garl and evan mobley are not good enough to be the lead dogs on the title team your best case scenario is being the midwest version of the hawks very sad dallas mavericks dirk domitsky's 2011 title is massively overrated and wouldn't have even happened had lebron not thrown the series dirk was a career playoff loser outside of that one fluke season now the team has stumbled into another generational town in lucca and i already know they won't win [ __ ] with him because he has the ball too much and doesn't play much defense mark cuban holds himself up to be a good guy even though the team's front office history under his watch is full of sexual misconduct did you know a 15 year old girl got abducted at a mabs game just a few months ago and was found weeks later in a hotel being sex traffic what a family-friendly environment denver nuggets i'm a big jokic fan but his two mvps are some of the most forgettable mvps in history he has devalued the award to the point nobody even cares about it anymore he will never be the best player in the league because defensively he gets picked on in crucial moments like we've seen in the playoffs over the last several years let's be real though not even denver really gives a [ __ ] about the nuggets the nuggets could win the title on the same day as russell wilston posting a video about loving jesus and wilson's video would lead to denver news never forget jamal murray had pre-marital sex detroit pistons the pistons haven't been good for 15 years so let's go back in time to their glory years pistons fans act like bill lambert and dennis rodman were out there shooting rocket launchers and stabbing people with machetes in the late 80s when they weren't if the bad boy pistons played in today's league they would get demolished isaiah thomas is considered an all-time great despite only having like two or three legitimately great years and being washed up before turning 30. he was also accused of sexual harassment while fellow franchise hero in 2004 finals mvp chauncey phillips was accused of sexual assault [ __ ] this team golden state warriors steph curry's legacy is built off of kyrie getting hurt in the 2015 finals and begging kevin durant to join him in the hamptons like a little [ __ ] after blowing a 3-1 lead in the finals that's also to say nothing about zaza deliberately injuring kawhi in 2017 and chris paul's hamstrings exploding in 2018. steph has never beaten lebron on an even playing field and he will never be on the bronze level all time lebron was the best player for all of his titles while steph was kd sidekick for half his rings he finally broke through to win finals mvp on his sixth try this year and now he has the same postseason resume as tony parker big whoop steph did not change the game the analytics movement did steph is a terrible defender no matter what anybody says and he sucks when trailing in the fourth quarter of playoff games thankfully for him he's always had clutch teammates to make the pressure filled shots for him steph fans think that his gravity aka him running around in circles without the ball makes him the second best player ever please [ __ ] all the way off you [ __ ] [ __ ] houston rockets james harden helped revitalize the franchise and at the same time is the worst superstar to ever watch play and one of the biggest chokers in nba history if harden had played up to his regular season standard in the playoffs the rockets might have one or two more rings right now your team will never live down missing 27 straight threes at home in game seven with a chance to knock the warriors out in 2018. hakeem elijahuan is beloved by everybody even though he only won two rings because mj got suspended and he only made it past the second round four times in an 18-year career shaq was better indiana pacers the pacers are always irrelevant and even in the rare times when they are good they're boring as [ __ ] to watch i've never heard anybody say yo fam put the pacers game on this team is always terrible offensively and pretty good defensively and they've never won anything this team will always be known as lebron's [ __ ] in the postseason and their current roster is disgustingly bad hoosiers is one of the most overrated movies ever and jimmy chitwood sucked ass los angeles clippers the biggest paper tigers in the nba for the last decade lob city was one of the biggest failures ever and so far the kawhi paul george era has been just as bad lebron's lakers have gotten more hate over the last three years while winning a title than kawhi's clippers have gotten for not even making a finals kawhi has the knees of an 85 year old man and paul george is the human version of the atlanta falcons this team will always have talent and will always choke when it matters most steve bomber has the media in his pocket but not me [ __ ] the clippers los angeles lakers lakers fans are the trust fund babies of the nba kobe bryant is the most overrated player in nba history he is constantly put in conversations with mj and lebron when he isn't on that level kobe wasn't even the best player on his own team for the majority of his rings congrats on watching shaq average 35 points a game in the finals multiple times but that doesn't make you better than lebron speaking of lebron without him blessing this [ __ ] franchise in 2018 they would be going on a decade of losing seasons because they are run by a woman whose twitter abbey is something you'd see on only fans it's really tough to be bad with lebron on your team but this [ __ ] franchise has managed to do it imagine how bad they'll be once lebron leaves memphis grizzlies one of dylan brook's aaron shots just broke through my living room window as i said this thanks a lot dylan for the first time in nearly three decades this team actually has an exciting young star to build around that's progress but guess what it doesn't matter john morant could develop into a top five point guard ever and memphis will still never win [ __ ] because it's memphis moran will always be a defensive liability and i wouldn't be surprised if he demands a trade at some point because what potential superstar player would ever want to willingly live in memphis for the majority of their adult life miami heat guess what heat fans nobody gives a [ __ ] about your heat culture we always hear about how eric spoelstra is such a great coach and yet his offenses have almost always been below average outside of the lebron years why is that is the he got that dog in him not a sound offensive strategy you had a game seven at home to go back to the finals and blew it maybe if you didn't waste a roster spot on udonis haslam's corpse for the tenth straight year you would have won d wade had one great ref aided playoff run in 2006 but after that never did anything in the playoffs without lebron the rest of his career yes lebron choked in the 2011 finals but wade was even worse in the 2011 conference finals and 2014 nba finals milwaukee bucks if giannis was six foot two instead of six foot eleven he'd be working at red robin giannis is a monster but despite his dominance i still don't fear him in a half court setting late in games because he can't shoot let's be real milwaukee's 2021 title was lucky lebron was hurt anthony davis was hurt kawhi was hurt hardin was hurt kyrie was hurt if kd was one inch back they would have lost in the second round giannis goes down and the team still won two crucial conference finals games without him the bucks are never winning another title with giannis and maybe that's because the team takes after its co-owner aaron rodgers always choking in the playoffs outside of one year minnesota timberwolves it would be a shame if you blew up your future to require rudy gobert oh [ __ ] you actually did it what a bunch of idiots and you didn't even trade away d'angelo russell a guy who actively makes every team he plays for worse oh look another protester just glued themselves to your home court kevin garnett is far and away the best player this [ __ ] franchise has ever produced but if we're being real he was a fake tough guy and a mental [ __ ] in the playoffs if he was truly as great as tim duncan like his supporters say he would have won more than two playoff series in 12 years new orleans pelicans for a franchise that has never made it beyond the second round despite having chris paul and anthony davis at their best pelicans fans can be very arrogant here's a news flash you didn't win the anthony davis trade and the only way you'll ever win the anthony davis trade is if you win two titles with brandon ingram bragging about picks you swap from the lakers that you haven't won a playoff series with yet is hilarious have some [ __ ] shame none of this will even matter if zion doesn't reach his legendary potential which at this point it looks like he most likely will not new york knicks it's the knicks oklahoma city thunder i could talk about how this franchise won zero titles with durant westbrook and harden together or how kevin durant cuck them in 2016 but those stories have been rehashed millions of times already so let's take a different angle the last few years the thunder have done the same thing the 76ers did during the sam henke era with the process and have gotten none of the [ __ ] for it because sam presti is a media darling resting healthy players for no reason to tank and get high draft picks like chet holmgren and potentially victor wembenyama next year guess what this strategy is like crypto it sounds good and gives you false hope for the future but inevitably ends up being a complete thud enjoy it okc fans orlando magic i followed the nba religiously and i completely forgot the magic made the playoffs back to back years in 2019 and 2020. that sums up how relevant this team is the only thing this waste of a franchise is good for is robbing everybody of okobe lebron finals in 2009 and giving away all nba big men to the lakers at their peak imagine that losing a finals to the lakers and giving away the two best players you ever had to the lakers guess where the lakers won their last title in 2020 that's right orlando the magic exists solely to be the lakers [ __ ] philadelphia 76ers joel embiid just flopped through my living room window as i said this the 76ers spent an entire decade bragging about the process and for what really what has it gotten them a couple second round exits and b is a [ __ ] disgrace to watch while his flopping and rough baiting and has consistently gotten hurt and played worse in the playoffs his entire career he's still never played multiple playoff series in the same season without missing a game he's the actual street clothes that people call anthony davis oh yeah james harden's on the team too but he's fat and washed up so who cares good luck winning with doc rivers as your coach phoenix suns well suns fans you had your little two-year window of being relevant and it's gone how ironic is it that you passed up luka in 2018 for deandre ayton then luca went into your house in game seven and dropped his nuts all over your team any team that employs chris paul will always be cursed in the playoffs devin booker is extremely inconsistent and gets a little bit overrated because his fans are sexually attracted to him you can't win a title with booker as your best player the last few years have shown that i also haven't forgotten about all the [ __ ] robert sarver has done portland trailblazers damien lillard is not running from the grind no offense to urban meyer did you know that dame is loyal and not like other stars what a [ __ ] hero in reality dame didn't deserve to make the nba's 75th anniversary team he's never played any defense and although he has a few famous postseason buzzer beaters his playoff career is pretty bad outside of a few series the blazers won't win any titles as long as he is their best player at least dame can say he's never been accused of raped like his head coach though great job settling out of court chauncey totally innocent thing to do sacramento kings i don't think king's fans even exist anymore but i'll give it my best shot blaming the 2002 team choking away a 3-2 lead on the refs is kind of lame yeah i know it was said to be fixed but you still had a game seven at home the game was up for grabs late and you guys didn't make the crucial shots to win that's not the ref's fault don't forget if vladded evoc didn't swat the ball out to robert ori in the final seconds of game four you guys would have gone up 3-1 that's not on the refs the series was there for the taking and you just blew it you would have won the title that year too if you didn't [ __ ] your pants had you won it all in 2002 maybe you get over the mental hump and become a dynasty and wouldn't be going 16 years straight without making the playoffs san antonio spurs the spurs were the model franchise for two decades and now they've devolved into [ __ ] but that doesn't stop the media from propping up greg popovich which is ironic considering he's always treated them like [ __ ] i know everybody loves tim duncan but can we at least be real about his career the guy put up carl's boozer numbers offensively the last decade of his career he never got any [ __ ] for losing or underperforming despite keeping the reputation of a superstar until the day he retired i still don't know how he did it if your team had made just a few more free throws in 2013 you'd have six rings right now instead of five this might not seem like a big deal until you realize your team is never winning any rings ever again ray allen toronto raptors hey remember when the raptors won the nba title not even five years ago me neither that's because the team's entire relevance depended on kawhi leonard staying and once he peaced out in free agency the raptors went back to being forgotten had kawhi stayed the raptors might have had another ring or two now but i guess canada isn't all that it's cracked up to be drake sucks and lebron still owns you all utah jazz the best player in franchise history impregnated a 13 year old and the second best player in franchise history is a conspiracy weirdo who never scored 35 points in an nba game despite having nearly 1700 tries at it utah is also famous for being one of the most racist environments for black opposing players it's karma that this team has never won a ring and probably never will now they're rebuilding again jazz fans single-handedly made rudy gobert the most hated player in the league with their advanced stats that overrate the [ __ ] out of him the state of utah sucks ass and finally the washington wizard how do you trigger a fan base whose team hasn't made a conference final since the 1970s do wizards fans even exist john wall is the last legit good player this team has had and that was six years ago gilbert uranus would live on forever in nba lori even though he was only good for three years in his legitimate psychopath the wizards are so irrelevant that people don't even want to acknowledge that michael jordan played for them much like yamcha from dragon ball z the wizards used to be important but as time progressed they've just become more and more irrelevant

Channel: Barry McCockiner

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Length: 15min 22sec (922 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 21 2022