'Traffik' | On Cinema Season X, Ep. 6 | adult swim

let's look at movies from an expert's perspective we're thinking beyond movies imagine being germ-free it's real alright everybody welcome to I don't know Tim Heidecker 's I can't show this tim heidecker's on tomayto kurz movie review show which we I didn't get to tell you we can't use the branding of the show anymore thanks to the Delgado's and their lychee lawyers are draining me of everything and I don't call it our cinema no we can't they that's under that falls under the umbrella that the corporate structure I've set up they can't use our cinema can't use on cinema and this is basically this this VR is going to be going we have to thank you by the way max has done an awesome job saying this up it's been so much fun doing this VR and everyone loves it and it's it is the future but you know we had to send the the units back because the Delgado's were trying to grab those and these are through a different plans so we're gonna we're getting through we're gonna use these cameras today and immediately Max and I are gonna go back and send them back get them back and get our money back there and they can't touch so they can't get their hands on these and anyways let's savor it from Max who has really been come on over that's why should come over and just mmm talk about the experience from your point of view if you want wherever you I don't know you could I honestly you can stand anywhere and it's probably better if you stand over there by Greg mmm you can stand over there or just kick yourself in the middle here but it's been a treat having you around but you know we appreciate them a great time yeah so thanks for all your work on this on this program and making the VR or reality and that's the whole that's the deal so take a seat and clear out the rest of the day with you and I'm just so I'm so sick of this I'm sick of I'm like you know I've been pologize last week I wasn't feeling well I went to the doctor I got some antibiotics apparently I don't know what was going on but I do did not not you know there's some we don't have to get into it but don't don't bother with the Rio Genesis stuff because it's wash your hands I wash it you know you're right on that and you're going to the bathroom I'm not washing your hands I'm not saying that was what was going on but it's it's common sense the message to to Bruce and Katherine Delgado is I'm done okay I'm done I don't know what's I you know we're gonna finish out this season the best we can and that'll be it and I'll I don't know what I'm gonna do but I have zero left and I'm not just I mean to my tolerance for this is gone my energy for this is gone my financial I'm absolutely tapped out there's nothing left you can't take anything you know the if you want something you're gonna have to take my fossil off my wrist at least you're not in jail I'm not in jail that's something I'm grateful for but if you want this I'm not gonna give it to you so you're gonna have to rip it off like like Charlton Heston said you have to rip it out of my cold dead hands but I'm done you know you win and I'm let's get into the movies you have anything to add I just think that if we'd started the season the right way which was just to do it in the movie theater like we used to do that one of these problems could have been averted thank you any messages for Tim Burton yeah you want to make or anything well I'm still waiting to hear back from him all right because we're gonna have this quick we're gonna have him on the show but I wouldn't want to have him on the show the way the show is this week that would be not that would be kind of an embarrassment okay traffic director dirt by Dean Taylor and this is what's sad is I love doing this you know and people get a kick out of finding out what movies to watch well they rely on it it's the kick and what's Greg gonna do I'm gonna do our cinema which is something I've been working on for years anyway so it's gonna be very similar except more movie focused and we'll review four movies per episode well they don't have four movies a week look with it directed by well deal if you do popcorn classics or if you look at older would you bring a popcorn classic today I've got quite a few of them over there but you said I couldn't do one so I don't you can do it if you want I don't care get your I'll get one for you okay pick one out here you go training day I just I don't know yeah this is it this is a good one this is actually an interesting addition of training day in that it has an alternate ending so you watch the whole thing you're satisfied or dissatisfied with the ending and I don't know what I mean continue wanna you get a second ending oh my god what am I gonna like start shopping resumes around I don't think you should I'm asking like I mean I'm out of shots I took all my shot so I got amount of shots I got no more bullets left in the chamber I'm done so I you know I don't know where you go from here they've taken everything and they're taking their take their they've taken you know my creativity taking my art and well I mean is what for what what do you do son back no it's not bringing them back yeah but you didn't go to jail which is what they felt you should have been which is a lot of well I'm gonna have to go to jail thank you listen I mean can't afford to turn the lights on I mean I don't have I literally don't I don't know where I'm gonna eat tonight you know we've frozen the accounts that credit I can't do a credit card I can't get a debit card it's really pathetic what they're doing and that this should be shouldn't be allowed to do it no I'm gonna do there you go you can do the show give a have fun traffic direct by Dion Taylor starring Paula Patton missi pyle William Fichtner a couple off a romantic weekend in the mountains are costed by a bike gang alone in the mountains Brea and John let's defend themselves against a gang who will stop at nothing to protect their secrets this is kind of I guess you'd say a modern twist on the old Easy Rider but an Easy Rider the motorcycle active motorcycle driver on this they're monsters and they're going we're done it's it's kind of a done horror movie in a sense in that the bikers are terrorizing this couple I thought was really scary I don't know why they misspelled traffic in the title I guess I'm gonna quit maybe to separate it from a different movie that was already called traffic with the C but I'm gonna give it five bags of popcorn and maybe a little thing of mace in case you want to spray if you get attacked by bikers you use that to ward them off no it's okay this take that and finish up and we'll see you outside you want to do the thing where you go to the DA knock the cameras so no you still yours is to arraign just if you want to go the one with the if you want to go to the do you do do your VF a report on location you could do that if you want I just got to get out of here hey guys Greg turkleton with on cinema at the cinema vfa update this is a new segment where we keep the viewers informed about the current status of the VFA the good news is we have secured regular funding for the VFA so that the rent is paid and we've got money for more acquisitions I can show you some of the recent acquisitions that I got just in the last couple days some replacing movies that used to be in the VFA that were destroyed and some are movies that we've ever had as part of the BFA in the past that are now part of the collection we've got a situation coming up soon partnering with two local universities to do screenings of BFA popcorn classics on the campus of these universities we're talking to one about a possible Humphrey Bogart festival and another about a mixed festival just different movies gems from the VFA so that's all happening as well we continue to need further donations from all of you if you've got movies that you want to acquire on our behalf please do so and get them to us as soon as possible so that we can properly catalog them and get them into the system the system will be available online so you can go through the archives not to watch the movies but just to see the titles the cast and the codes that's all going to be online within the next couple of months anyway vfa is thriving and without tim heidecker's involvement and that's probably a good thing back to you Tim so yeah we'll be back next week

Channel: Adult Swim

Views: 198,682

Keywords: on cinema at the cinema, tim heidecker, gregg turkington, traffik, movie review, critic, vr, adult swim, comedy, video, on cinema, movie, movies, music, decker, dkr, reviews, movie reviews, ocx

Id: OGgGA3XCFLY

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 26 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck the delgados and their shitty dead kid.

[u/mcslibbin]

This is the greatest television show on the internet right now

[u/Jufft]

If Gregg was the co-host like he always should have been this never would have happened. The courts would have noted that while Tim is a monster it would be unfair to Gregg, an upstanding citizen, to take away on cinema, decker and every single other project Gregg is involved in. Because he is a guest Gregg has no legal claim to those properties.

Tim's greed is the undoing of all this plain and simple.

[u/Vantagier]

So I guess this is the end?

[u/Tezla55]

In the last second or so of the video you can spin the camera around and get a glimpse of the crew and Tim hiding behind the black wall.

[u/[deleted]]

Dear God, the VFA segment. 😢

[u/rekameohs_]

I wanted some more info on The Great Sherlock Gnomes Controversy. :(

Tim (Burton) has abandoned us just like Tim (Heidecker).

[u/PepeSylvia11]

They 100% did this entire VR thing just to have that payoff of knowing to turn around in that VFA segment. That was one of the all-time best moments in On Cinema history. Absolutely genius.

[u/Sprogis]

What is that god awful squeaking noise going on in the VFA?