>>> AND THEY LOOKING, MAN. THEY LOOKING, THEY LOOKING, AND THEN, SOMEHOW, THEY FIND NEMO. >> NO, MAN. THAT'S CRAZY, MAN. IT'S A BIG OCEAN AND LIKE A SMALL LITTLE FISH. >> I KNOW, MAN. THEY GOT LUCKY, MAN. WHAT CAN I SAY, THEY GOT LUCKY. >> HEY. CAN I GET A TOWEL? >> YES, OF COURSE. HEY, YOU AMERICAN? >> I AM, YEAH. >> ELLEN DEMENEMES? >> WHAT? >> YOU KNOW, THE TV LADY, ELLEN DEMENEMES. SHE ALWAYS COME OUT DANCING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE ELLEN DEMENEMES. YOU KNOW? >> OKAY. >> YOU DON'T KNOW ELLEN DEMENEMES? SHE'S MARRIED TO THE CAR. THE PORSCHE. THAT CHICK IS FUNNY, MAN. >> YEAH, ELLEN DeGENERES. CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY TOWEL? THAT TOOK WAY TOO LONG. >> YOU KNOW, LAST NIGHT, I SAW THIS MOVIE, "MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE" BUT THE MISSION NOT IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE HE GOING TO DO IT. >> THEY SHOULD CALL IT MISSION:HE PROBABLY GOING TO DO IT. >> WHAT'S UP, FELLAS, CAN I GET A TOWEL POR FAVOR? >> MY FRIEND ON DUALINGO. YOU AMERICAN? >> YEAH. >> GIVE ME A CANNOLI OR I'M GOING TO DROWN YOU. THAT'S EASY FOR HIM BECAUSE HE STRONG. HEY, MAN. HERE'S YOUR TOWEL, MAN. >> GRACIAS. TOTAL DELL BANO. >> YOU'RE WELCOME TO THE BATHROOM, MAN. >> WHAT'S GOING ON? DID YOU GUYS SEE ELLEN DEMENEMES? >> ELLEN DEMENEMES. NO, SHE'S NOT HERE. >> I JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN WITH MY TWO FAVORITE TOWEL GUYS. >> QUESTION FOR YOU, MAN. IS IT TRUE YOU'RE TRYING TO REPLACE US WITH A MACHINE? >> NO. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, NO. >> COULD YOU PLEASE? >> YEAH, MAN, BECAUSE THEN WE CAN DO DIFFERENT JOB IN THE HOTEL. I WANT TO FOLD THE TOILET PAPER INTO A LITTLE TRIANGLE SO FOR THE FIRST WIPE, IT'S CRAZY. >> YEAH. AND I WANT TO BE THE CONSIERGE. I GET A MAP, AND I CIRCLE THINGS ON THE MAP, AND THEN I SAY, YOU CAN GO THERE. >> AS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ONCE SAID, THE VERY SUBSTANCE OF A DREAM -- >> EXCUSE ME. >> I'M SORRY. I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW A SECRET? I DO SPEAK ENGLISH. >> MAMACITAS, 2:00. >> CAN WE GET A TOWEL? >> YES, OF COURSE. IT'S ONE FOR THE OLD LITTLE MERMAID, AND ONE FOR THE NEW LITTLE MERMAID. ♪ A WHOLE NEW GIRL ♪ >> VERY FUNNY, GUYS. >> THAT SONG IS FROM ALADDIN. >> I WANT TO CLIMB ON A LADDER. >> I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE DOWN HERE IN PUNTA CANA. >> THAT'S NICE. >> I LOVE THE WAY Y'ALL BE PLAYING WITH THE PLANTAIN. I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING TO LIKE IT, BUT NOW I'M LIKE, BANANA FOR DINNER, OKAY? >> YOU KNOW WHO YOU SOUND LIKE, THE FORRY GUM. >> THE GUY WHO CAN'T FIND YENNY. HIS BRAIN DON'T REACH HIS LEGS, SO HE CAN RUN FOREVER. >> I WANT TO THANK YOU FELLAS FOR ALL YOUR HELP TODAY. CAN I GIVE YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR TROUBLE? >> WE IS ACCEPT TIPS, POPPY. >> I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER THAN A TIP. HOW ABOUT A PRAYER. LORD, PLEASE PROTECT THESE WONDERFUL DOMINICAN GENTLEMEN FROM THE HARSH SUN. >> I WANTED MONEY, POPPY. THE MONEY WOU BE BETTER, MAN. >> LORD, PROTECT THEM FROM ALL EVIL IN JESUS' NAME, AMEN. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> YOU KNOW, JESUS IS GOOD. >> BUT MONEY IS BETTER. YOU KNOW WHO HAS A LOT OF MONEY? ELLEN DEMENEMES. ELLEN DEMENEMES. ♪ ELLEN DEMENEMES ♪
