"Tough Day Being a K**B HEAD!" All the Beefs, Rivalries & Roasts on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown!

while British culture is pretty good but you don't have much culture I mean really when you really think about it why especially when it comes to food it came from I came from the north or the Vikings who invaded I believe I can't believe in Australian is sitting there accusing us of having no culture well-known Australian cuisine you guys invented when you started existed five minutes ago technically all of your food is prison food Susie Dent knows the derivations of even the rudest words and phrases so where does gobbler come from well she was born in Woking but now she lives in ox it's always banging that door run here are you talking to Suzy or me now this is Willoughby Darwin trick I moved out of my parents house and after a month I went back to say hello and this was on the sofa I said who's that she went it's willoughby I went what did you knit him and she went to replace you glittery mother placement I hate him I don't see how that's even of her look at its face not happy is it that's not you made him a jacket as well she's got a jacket for him that he wears just ended lounges around the house in this house colors isn't it yeah oh that's a lovely that comes out it's ridiculous it's little handkerchief for mopping his brow when he's had a tough day being a knob it started brushing his teeth nine years ago in great news Rob started brushing his teeth nine years ago and great news he's nearly finished hello Joe alright oh I should really be drink-driving why are you here Joe you know you don't work here anymore oh yeah god you're sick as pigs are you rich take the ten and square it actually and can you cube it sorry okay and then I'd like you to square the five for me please I like it and then I'd like you to time that 25 by the to the other two and you've got you know that was amazing that was proper maths and you haven't used anything I was twice I've never been done before it's groundbreaking that's right yeah those things actually be done no no it's just been done despite Richards amazing maths no one got any points there you scored in the moment a Richard Rob have no points I'm not even on their team but he just did something wizard if you want a square and cube things get a job in a jelly factory mate maybe the weakness come back there's ever be [Music] what you got whose book was that the the Mack biography nothing reading it but once I read it I was just drawing the evidence it's not like you to be shredding paperwork in case you get followed on with just my counters that'd be a good idea yeah okay Rob you were recently trolled on Twitter I believe by by a certain Suzy dent yeah over your misuse of grammar tell it tell us what happened basically I was tweeting don't show off but I've been doing it I please Tommy and then I thought you know and all that media at start shipping in because it spoke something slightly wrong what's different to phrase and then Susie had to go as well but the finger is Twitter we've got them here but Ally our ad weather and film-based banks all of a sudden everyone's on me case bring back bebo what did Susie come back with you came back with I needed a hyphen between life and heart is that true - yeah why put them inside to say light-hearted I would you say - how'd you say the - bill you don't what's the point needed for that cuz Susie says to me I'm sorry I'm sorry a quiet [Applause] question dense authority when I'm on this team that's the first thing any more jokes about dictionary corner being boring someone's gonna get hurt who actually reminds me of Tom Cruise mainly because he reminds me of Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man which reminds me of compo rules are you Susie gonna play fi the rules right [Applause] come on and do one of your crappy jokes rod was brought up in Carmarthen in Carmarthen sure in Wales yeah not sure what that's like imagine a rubbish bin in a skip on a landfill yeah the Marvin is the oldest town in Wales it's TK Maxx dates back to medieval one for you collectively and one for him Susie's anecdotes about lexicography are boring but it's illegal to talk to her whilst operating heavy machinery few times and this always happens okay and so I think what we need is a more aggressive return oh yeah and I thought this might happen so I've written some put-downs I'll just do that yeah you did that one the only person who's put more people to sleep than susie is the manager of Dignitas Jimmy the average man on the street and that street is creepy ventriloquist doll Street in weird-looking town anything else comes we've got one more of those to get planning permission when he visits a dentist what the Tooth Fairy came when you were a child what'd you do with the money to buy a car it's you to buy yours PJ's you've got pajamas basically yeah so you've got a seven-letter work what does pajamas let see me you're not gonna give well PJ's are in but there's sort of abbreviation normally on normal countdown I probably say no but it's a three and you know you know what you are arguing over whether you're gonna dress himself ' like I offer any threat that's not going as a seven I just want that cleared up [Music] [Music] charmers wicked will give three pjo which is an abbreviation for pejorative word we can only go to nine I'm afraid so for children so they don't get cold at night you're calling it when Rob got married his wife wanted to ride a horse-drawn carriage to the church but decided against it so as not to confuse the photographer you

Channel: Channel 4

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Rating: 4.8832908 out of 5

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Id: t5C0ks6XbFs

Length: 10min 37sec (637 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 29 2019

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[u/RockSlice]

Inaccurate title.

All the Beefs, Rivalries & Roasts in 10 minutes? Maybe from a single episode...

[u/Jedimastert]

What does "k**b" stand for? I can not think of any curse words that start with K

[u/truklin]

I know it's over stated but I really want more James Acaster on cats does countdown. More Ivan Brackenbury while I'm at it. I'd also like world peace.

[u/DFGdanger]

There's a roast every episode...

[u/Tony49UK]

Has somebody done a compilation of all of Jimmy's roasts about Suzie? Particularly the ones about her nymphomania?