TOP UPCOMING COMEDY MOVIES Trailer (2018)

why am I even trying to be a nurse I'm gonna be delivering pizzas and cleaning carpets for the rest of my life you're very attractive for a carpet cleaning lady although you maybe could do something with your hair yeah no that's not it it's your face yeah give you a doll and gamelon smack you know I was just hired to do your carpets right you're fired I bet you haven't worked a single day in your entire self-absorbed length just pay me and I'll be on my way nope here's the devil I owe the cleaning company 3000 bucks for a new machine and they fired me rich people who get away with everything I don't know what day it is I don't even know my own name of ninja in our little town that's him I have an idea that is poetic in its justice I'm here to pick up my husband Yuri my wife for better words baby yep we had to use the sperm donor you're getting picked up for work bright and early I work three jobs I want a fake husband [Music] don't we need to take them to the hospital even Bobby nobody else do it like that this just feel a little extreme Marie so breaking the law on everything I don't want to go to jail I'm not ready to be a lesbian yet Marie so did you even remember to apply for college I know things can get hard for you yeah they do they're called dicks Kelly I cannot believe these be friends with those girls they're so dusty looking I want to go to the party if our friendship signs and you know I want to be at that funeral idiots I'm gonna [ __ ] these kids up tonight Oh God we're just trying figure out where the party is tonight meets who I asked him dude you just called me a boner this party could be anywhere and nowhere at the same time why don't we just let these kids have their moment this is my moment it is the last day of school you are not a Navy SEAL inappropriate language offensive clothing the verdict for both of us detention why don't you please take that bow no I will not our rules are for tekserve and kill it open the window but they're painted shut rumor has it the last counselor left to her death I love you guys so much you're my best friends there's one one way to do this [Music] that's the pace in which they're gonna [ __ ] you in the air in prison right Jesus take a lot brother [ __ ] [ __ ] dick in your butt it never stops tonight we're taking game night not menage oh boy someone in this room is going to be taken and it's gonna be up to you to find them it's a murder mystery party whoever finds the victim wins the grand prize you're not gonna know what's real and what's fake wait a second can't just come in here and break the door little guys make sure you get a piece of this cheese okay Roger dad you drive safe I've always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends competing in games of chance and skill do I fell yeah it seems like him Ryan you could curse I'm scared well it's not a joke you people are in real danger [Music] Oh take a little bath it's so much worse stop wait me I have kids at home not with an ass like yet you don't oh thank you oh no he died his instructions on how to remove a bullets didn't have rubbing alcohol so I got you this lovely shot good idea way to pivot and then a squeaky toy for the pain good afternoon my gosh as you know parole and me privilege it's a mistake but it happened and if I were to be released I would um [Music] I would just want the simple life I just want to hold on a job make some friends you know pay my bills even if this was possible it need 20 paint seven people why do you need to do this because it's what I'm good how long would it take you to make seven pieces of jewelry five or six hours how long if I told you didn't have to live with your mother anymore it's need the water flask wait what do you need a less rich man named wall which real name eight-ball what is we could make all this go away can I get my watch back please then purse as well sorry okay being with my family I told him having a garage when we tell you how big a job no I'm out of a job I'll be back before you know it can I come with you this is mommy's very special work trip [Music] in three and a half weeks the Met will be hosting its annual ball and we are going to rob it not the ball itself the neck of Daphne Kluger valued at over a hundred million dollars revenge it's a twofer do not want a job in a job [Music] fingers sniffs can't we just go to this do we have to steal stop yes [Music] is it genetic of the whole family like this better [Music] hello there welcome back I'm glad you could join me today let's just dive right in and run all the colors across the screen that you'll need to paint along with me I have my regular old canvas here wet and ready to go now let's grab our trusty two-inch brush here whack that off a little bit just beat it like it owes you money we're gonna get a little damp or yellow snow here mix that with just another little dab of our baby water now well that's just Daniel Sedin happy little sea I remember this is your world you get to make and break the rules here sweet baby Jesus wish I could jump in there and roll around and all that cascading white powder yeah just get high and all of life's splendor God I love cocaine so much holy [ __ ] knuckles I am high as a kite right now okay let's paint in a few little happy trees there nothing wrong with making friends with trees you know what you don't want to do is eat these paints trust me on this one all right I'm gonna walk off from Ken that's right that feels good [Laughter] would you look at that it seems like we have ourselves a finished painting so from our family to yours keep your pants dry your dreams went and remember hugs death drugs [Music] I think our daughters are friends I think it makes us friends I'm hunter Emily says that's my Julie Mitchell Hills hero I can't believe it's prom you're so grown-up can you house my daughter anymore without feeling her boobs just because our stepping on our kids no we don't understand what they're saying so it's not snooping teenage emoji eggplants are dicks all emojis have a secret meaning so like trees are we and this thing is your Creed so she's gonna get Rosie kiss and then touch his dick eggplant cool drool coming out a smiley face that's good stand down they're planning on losing their virginity on prom night maybe that's not sex our girls are not thinking through I'm gonna stop them chime in let's [ __ ] block those [ __ ] this is our last big night together this Patrick's gonna makes not even more important you're gonna wake wwvv dee what would Vin Diesel do [Music] in terms of prices parents are known to have superhumans Joe what the [ __ ] so messed up did your dad try to stop you when you wanted to lose your virginity he's too busy high-fiving I'll do anything for my daughter what about a little chugging contests bringing the westward butt chugging you got this dog no I'm tagging out you're in what put a baby everything's looser down there a baby out of my back I'm trying so hard I just had a vision my dad was chugging beer it was [ __ ] [Music] ready these two people are not married and they're going to have premarital sex do you want to go to heaven or do you want to go now it is time to honor the breasts of the women in the room I would like you to turn to the person next to you hi is it possible we could do a three-way I've never done a three-way why are you in this class you seem so together ah I really think you should come over I won't have hot sex with someone who's really nice to me let's just go have sex in my office no I've been dating this guy for two years I love you as his friend and as a sexual partner what love why do you always call me a dirty little [ __ ] ah just because maybe you're you're jealous that I'm more successful than you why are we sitting around talking about how sad our lives are you're right we should be talking about how great we are I want there to be a lot of blood in this scene why does the woman who enjoy sex always have to die in horror films maybe she could fight back I think that that's probably the worst idea ever mind her life so but I can't do that one we talk about pleasing men but what about pleasing us they can I leave my laundry here get it on Thursday you want me to do your laundry while you date other women you should do your laundry yeah you are so hot like really hot let's make a pact to be with good guys only guys who treat us great like we deserve well there's this guy he asked me all these super attractive you should go for it move over there's a new skank in town having sex with me is a religious experience I like you strip thank you she's a good writer I want you to do my laundry now in my life boss smear on small kind of turned me on looks all I won't have sex with you okay no good guys only cook guys guys only jerk sex no dream sex you seriously cut the crap guys another rookie anymore get these off me rabbit it's not like we want to shave your balls story do you want to shave his boss me hello Foster no way you don't want to shave his balls do you Farva hell yeah I do no no dammit we gotta get out there [ __ ] who ordered these I can't feel my tits license and registration I'm either too bit pulled me over before beg pardon oh you Mounties now or should I say meow DS hey hang on do you really not remember this guy he's just [ __ ] with him I have no idea yes you know I heard everything you said son of a [ __ ] we've been doing that for years pull the trigger his friends the nail and whack it in one hit what you're telling me is good by conventional hammer life radagast you only ever get a little bit of gas at a time hey you noticed I I like to come by and see you I like seeing you as well I was hoping to save up to taking dinner someplace nice I love that yeah whatever you want by the way this one's on me I've been thinking about this ever since I first got gas at your place you must be so excited do you mean to tell me with no money down I can buy it do you know what this to Lerman TV show we need to know who this man is and we need them on this show I'm sorry about all these cheap dates this TV stuff I'm just a little out of it but you do the clapper yeah but I'm gonna bounce back what is that your head is about to explode that's my head you can take that off all right computer somebody's making money on it it ain't us I should charge you like five bucks right now just for watching this man right here yeah do you know the clapper dirty some people came by tonight asking all kinds of questions they to photograph every you're in trouble no I'm not in trouble I like you Eddie I really do under but I need my job like I need my job how'd you get this number night here tonight we want you to be on the show I'm not comfortable do you not television anywhere it stop harassing my girl where's Judy [Applause] things got out of control and I didn't know how to handle it the clapper it's great to finally meet you I mean you wanna make a big joke out of me go ahead I just lost the only person to matter through this whole thing I can't tell you how nice lists good things could come out of this [Music] we didn't can I do it again don't look at me look at the camera you looking at me don't look at me I know I'm talking you but don't look at me don't look at me look at the camera you look at me again [Music] now Yan you always have so much going you're constantly on the road with the band you've got the store the record label the radio program Yan LaVon flavored vodka and now Yan LaVon European Tour's [Music] always expanding when I was little boy in Poland all the times I dreaming got America your invest had built all my business you cannot go wrong with this man he never stops we went in we all get the beach great job at that learning we did real good managed today oh nice and thick nice and thick my favorite size see I'm the buck Ronnie mister the wine do you know why I'm here yes he's very good investment to help build Empire oh no no no I'm not here to invest what you're doing is illegal as of today yet think of all that money back to your investors today today are some other today how I make all this money we want to invest more in genuine chav if something's going on no nothing on everything good you do anything to hurt this family I will destroy you okay no no no I just need to fill up papers and forms we're pulling our money in bribes are being alleged business [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's America we all get second chance [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] yeah that could be a nasty sprain I'll get you some ice and me a cup of coffee what's in the hold of it my infidelity formula your infidelity formula it works ten million people are greatly and as a fail-safe you break up after six months of data statistically speaking it's not safe to date for longer than that what if I could offer a way to prove your theory wrong I don't see how you'd be able to do that all we would need to do is find a group of people who've been in a relationship for longer than six months and give them an opportunity to cheat without getting caught what are you proposing I'm suggesting a little competition I pick five of my friends who've been in a relationship for longer than six months and you pick the Enchantress's who will be their downfall oh that's green chest out well what is a competition that's three out of five wins underwear is but she wants you to go to her place to show her how to use gym equip you know I'm a professional didn't get your mind out of there you're wrong about people it's not that simple but it is good thing this is almost over you turn it into a regular gangsta it's not over yet medical marijuana is already a multi-billion dollar industry the future is this weed pill I'm still not sure about this look most people will tell you as Alden walked on the moon but even a complete idiot will tell you Neil Armstrong did it first and do you know why he went first positions open and piss because you push buzz older and the [ __ ] out of the way and seize history by the ball sack under status right [Laughter] [Music] Brook man you're in some deep water Harold like bankruptcy dude then cash boy no I'm saying you're poor poor tomorrow you can apply to Mexico what we want you to hand-deliver the weed pill formula to the lab I'm not supposed to touch the minibar but I'm going to do it you know I don't even care anymore I'm doing it that having the middle what a [ __ ] cry-baby Harold I'm just gonna spit this out and it hit me we sold a little product to the cartels but when we cut them off they got a little angry I know a guy I'll track down dictators if I can find a guy in middle man what do they want check the microchip good I need to keep track II can't scare me the tails of the big bad cartels know things work not in Mexico Harold Harold bingo you really believe in God of course I believe in God what kind of person does not believe in God I guess I kind of do but not things you can just have to get better for you trust me I have good instincts [Music]

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Length: 24min 3sec (1443 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 26 2017