Top 20 Funniest Movie Insults of All Time

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yo mama's so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped yo grandma uh-huh yo mama's so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued hey guys i'm rebecca from watch mojo and today we'll be counting down our picks for the top 20 insults in movies listen why don't you just discuss love back to kind of let them play around with your tea and your cakes in horse before we begin we publish new content every day so be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos in honor of WatchMojo hitting 20 million subscribers thanks by the way we will be serving you guys some super-sized lists of 20 for this list we're looking at the most brutal and hilarious insults ever uttered on screen you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece number 20 have fun having a baby at your prom bridesmaids Kristen Wiig zani is already having a bit of a rough day so when a teenage girl comes into her jewelry shop looking for a friendship necklace Annie can't help but chime in that sometimes friendship doesn't last forever you're weird I'm not weird okay yes no no and you started it no you started it did you forget to take your xanax this morning the young girl responds by calling her weird which kicks off an unforgettable insult ridden back and forth god I feel bad for your parents I feel bad for your face okay well call me when your boobs come in your call me when yours come in what do you have for boyfriends exactly yeah okay it's hard to choose a favorite line from this hysterical exchange but when Annie asks about the girls boyfriends well let's just say things get pretty inappropriate from then on have fun having a baby at your prom you look like an old mop you know what you're not as popular as you think you are I am very popular this side-splitting argument may have gotten her fired but it kept the audience in stitches and gave us some very quotable moments number 19 damnit in the loop if you take away nothing else from this oscar-nominated political satire it's that folks in suits aren't exactly Paragons of virtue why would I tell you about I've told you of twice and yet you're still here the story follows the fevered activities of British and American political pundits as they navigate a potential Middle East invasion one such figure Malcolm Tucker is the director of communications for the British prime minister and boy does he communicate the bulk of his dialogue is profanity-laden even when he's seemingly not that upset and in one scene simply discussing departmental responsibilities with his colleague Judy is enough to send him on a flowery tirade Malcolm allow me to pulp a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and run out of the shitter with a lubricated horse judy is not impressed though and almost outshines him with this effortless comeback your swearing does not impress NEMA my husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me those kids make you sound like Angela Lansbury she's married number eighteen sherab looking 21 Jumpstreet sir I know we come off as a couple of lady killers but I promise you you would be super professional on the job in this film adaptation of the popular 80's TV show Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum play Schmidt and Jenko rookie cops who are recruited to infiltrate a high school and sniff out a drug ring but before they step foot onto the school's campus they have to get a briefing from their Chief of Police who also happens to be played by a delightfully angry ice cube when he tries to warn the undercover cops that getting romantically involved with the students is off limits he's obviously targeting Jenko but Schmidt hilariously misunderstands the captain savagely shuts him down and throws this classic burn his way clearly I wasn't talking to you big titties you cherub looking I was talking to your partner over here there's nothing quite like getting insulted by a former NWA member playing a cop now you two sons of bitches in my office now right man number 17 your mom's chest hair Mean Girls Mean Girls taught us a lot of things I had a properly catalogue a burn book or like the rules of feminism ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends I mean that's just like the rules of feminism but most importantly it taught us how to expertly clap back at bullies thanks to the pure genius of Janis Ian the resident goth girl and former best friend of popular girl Regina George Janis is frequently the target of errant abuse from random students that doesn't mean she can't deliver in the insult department herself when one student throws a jab at her while she's having a conversation with Katie she does not miss a beat throwing one right back last week janice what's it made of your mom's chest hair the ease with which she absolutely destroys this bully is something we can't help but admire number 16 take this quarter Uncle Buck you so much as scowl at my niece or any other kid in this school and I hear about it I'm coming looking for you in this classic 80s comedy John Candy plays buck a man who's tasked with watching his nieces and nephew in the midst of a family emergency as he adjusts to life as a temporary parental unit he hits a few bumps in the road but I know a good kid when I see one because they're all good kids until dried out brain-dead Skaggs like you drag them down and convince them they're no good when he's called into a meeting with the assistant principal that his youngest nieces school their encounter seems doomed from the start as buck cannot stop referencing the mole on her chin I'm I'm the warden she's my tumor Mike my growth my my pimple I'm uncle wart just old buck wart Russell that's what they call me after she calls his six-year-old niece a bad egg buck does not hold himself back in defending Maisie and makes a comment about the obvious growth protruding from the woman's face take this quarter go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face the look of utter shock on her face is priceless and oh so satisfying number 15 teeth on fire Encino man a teen movie just isn't a teen movie without a bully and this movie does not fail to deliver No stop stop it why do you make me do this while the story follows a recently defrosted caveman and his adventures in modern times it also focuses on the woes of the teenage boy Dave who befriends him Dave is painfully in love with Robin but she is dating the school bully Matt Matt uses Dave's love for Robin as a constant source of ridicule and his insults are enough to send even the happiest of kids into an instant depression some of us punk and some of us slump she tried some punk Morgan might clear up your acne so when he sees Dave talking to Robin he doesn't hesitate to put him in his place I know about your stupid palm King bullshit forget it Robin wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth are on fire yes she would number 14 Michael Bolton office space it's gotta suck sharing a name with someone you loathe and probably worse if that person happens to be famous Michael Bolton that's me this 90s hit centers on a group of disgruntled employees and their desire for revenge on their employer while the plot focuses mainly on the story of Peter the emotionally numb protagonist there's also Michael Bolton who's got his own set of problems with a thankless job that's on the line at a company he hates being reminded that he also shares a name with a famous singer is enough to give him some major resentment issues at least your name isn't Michael Bolton you know there's nothing wrong with that name there was nothing wrong with it until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys it also leads to some pretty hilarious insults especially when he discusses the issue with a co-worker why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael no way what should I change he's the one who sucks number thirteen get out of the road the 40 year old virgin sometimes when you've just chased your fleeing girlfriend across town and crashed through a moving billboard in the middle of traffic you'd like a moment of privacy I'm a virgin I always have been it is that what all this was about unfortunately for Steve Carell's character Andy he's afforded no such courtesy after he and his girlfriend get into an argument that sees her bolt from his house and he follows her on his bicycle and winds up flat on his back following a tumble through a two-sided sign on the back of a truck he finally gains the courage to inform his girlfriend that all of their troubles have been connected to his virginity Oh scared and just when you think they're approaching a moment of intimate honesty a random dude in a car hurls this unforgettable insult their way number 12 really thirsty Conair event CD conozco the anteater escargot stevia lassi on when you're a convict who's done his time and is just trying to get back to his wife and a strange daughter the last thing you want is to be caught up in some plain bound criminal shenanigans Nic Cage as character Cameron Poe has boarded a plane with the intention of reuniting with his family after completing an eight-year stint in the clink but a few of the prisoners on board have other plans call me Johnny 600 if they knew the truth and doesn't have quite the same ring to it anyway I despise rapist case in point is Cyrus the virus who doesn't appear particularly fond of one of the less savory prisoners and makes absolutely no pretense about it describing this serial rapist in the most unpleasant way possible for me you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner in your mouth when you're really thirsty hey even murderers have to have standards number 11 sheep lying no-good National Lampoon's Christmas vacation look Frank surely my boss right here tonight when you spent the bulk of your professional life working for a boss you can't stand at a company that you can barely tolerate you might get a little disgruntled at a less-than-stellar Christmas bonus especially when you were planning on using it to put in a swimming pool one year membership and the jelly of the Month Club and this exact situation was precisely enough to send Chevy Chase's character on an extended insult field tirade aimed at his less than generous employer in this holiday comedy lying lowlife snake licking dirt eating inbred overstuffed ignorant this rant seems to go on forever and we loved every second of it dog kissing brainless dickless hopeless heartless fat ass bug-eyed stiff-legged spotty lip we're headed sack of monkey shit he is but what's most important is that he got it all off his chest and we got to laugh heartily at his unhappiness number 10 homeless shelter white men can't jump this top class setup and perfect punchline really hit home no matter how good their competition is on the court no one stands a chance against Billy Hoyle sharp tongue a trash-talking Master Woody Harrelson is the bad cop - Wesley Snipes good and this public put-down is jail worthy what what are you doing I'm making them mad most guys don't play good when they're man look you know you're embarrassing me that's what you're doing yeah well that's the other thing I'm doing trying to psych-out the competition into making a mistake Billy accuses his opponents of throwing up bricks and throws out a jab that hits way below the belt let's stop right now and let's just gather up all these bricks and let's build a shelter for the homeless so that maybe your mother has a place to live we're to the wise if you really want to hit your opponent where it hurts drag his mother and sister into it it is a priceless play and a savage slam dunk it's also one of many classic yomomma jabs in this sports comedy when your love is so qua Cena kicking can down the street I said what you doing she said movin gravy poured our number nine but that's an Ohio Revenge of the Nerds when the nerd faces off against the jerky jock we got a roof for the underdog and when it comes to their classic exchange we're sure we pick the right side when big man on campus Stan Gable rolls up and yells at em from his motorcycle Dudley booger Dawson casually delivers one of the greatest lines in insult history to no one in particular you lookin at nerd I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag but that's an Ohio he comes up with this quip so fast it gives us whiplash it's just a shame Stan didn't get to hear it though maybe it's for the best because that surely would not have ended well for booger number eight yes it's true Ghostbusters this verbal low blow is heard loud and proud by the mayor of New York no less okay making the Environmental Protection Agency the bad guy in your movie is a bit of a hot take but in ghostbusters that felon is personified by a classic smug 80s douche everything was mine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here after ray gives an irate Walter pack an unflattering nickname Pete Venkman uses his dry wit to go straight for the jugular is this true yes it's true this man has no dick what makes this line especially funny is how straight-faced Venkman is knowing that the mayor was most definitely not asking about that part of Ray's comment nothing says screw you like mocking a guy's manhood and it gets an appropriate response for mr. pecker no Peck sorry if there's something strange in your neighborhood insulting its reproductive organs may be a good idea number seven if my dog was as ugly as you the Sandlot ah the ugly joke will it ever get old not for us and not for ham Porter as we learned from white men can't jump there is no better way to psych out an opponent than to hit him right in the ego it helps that Porter's delivery is spot-on as he lowers his voice and heightens the hilarity with this classic whip achieve is but you tell them to walk backwards a dog can be ugly hits but even more so but if your face is worse than Fido shorn derriere you are doing something seriously wrong Porter also goes for another tried-and-true tactic bringing up your opponent's sister to great results Porter take note batters and take a look in the mirror number six motivational insults dodgeball a true underdog story an insult spouting legend patches o'houlihan strikes comic goal during his terrific team pep talks the average joe's with their less than average performance are in need of motivation so this dodgeball legend rolls in to help are you sure that this is completely necessary necessary is it necessary for me to drink my own urine probably not no but I do it anyway however patches motivational style involves breaking his team down and then building them back up again letting them know just how inadequate they really are water fell out of a oh it also involves sending them out into oncoming traffic and throwing wrenches at them if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball questionable as his techniques may be they work one of patches more memorable comments compares the teams running to what happens inside his shorts hey whatever works number five Cartman's song South Park bigger Longer & uncut after mrs. Broflovski complains about the negative influence TV has on kids and wages war on Terrance and Phillips home country of Canada Eric Cartman has had enough when he can't hold it in anymore his rage bursts forth in the form of an unforgettable song and dance number that crosses lines of decency with every verse [Music] it's so catchy Cartman even get some back up from his schoolyard chums Cartman stand is hilariously rude a rise against parents and a teenage anthem to top it all off Kyle's mom arrives just in time to catch the end of the song we can't imagine she loved it right number four questionable living arrangements Parenthood ah young love at one moment it can burn as brightly as the Sun the next moment it can turn sour but rarely is that downward spiral expressed so eloquently and with such pizzazz is in this film after Todd breaks Julie's heart he bursts through the door to apologize and declare his love I thought I'd find you here what does that make you Sherlock Holmes I live here however he is quickly sent packing with a ringing in his ears Julie sums up her to staying for him in the harshest way possible live with me with you flooded with pitch and you lived in a tree sharp and with sizzle it is a very harsh prize put down and the fact that it's sent to Keanu Reeves is just the icing on the cake number three smelly pirate anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy Ron is furious after Veronica reads the news while he's trapped in a glass case of emotion and the two do not handle their mutual anger very well it can't seem to be near each other without verbally sparring when Veronica cuts in on Ron's TV time to watch a tape the two engage in war of words that has us crying with laughter mr. burgundy you are acting like a baby I'm not a baby I'm a man I am an anchorman you are not a man you are a big fat joke I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal undeterred by the watching crowd the anchorman confidently delivers his zingers with a steely eye and a stiff upper lip mustachioed as it may be I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body sir you are a smelly pirate hooker you look like a blueberry miss Corningstone get some comebacks in there but we barely heard we were laughing so hard at the pirate hooker thing unfortunately Ron did and let's just say he didn't take it too well well you have bad hair what did you say I said your hair looks stupid [Music] number two may God have mercy on your soul Billy Madison fresh off a speech that leaves the crowd cheering comes a judicial jibe that cuts deep Billy at his moment of triumph is hit with a long and eloquent insult so hilariously hyperbolized it leaves us as shell-shocked to Sandler's character mr. Madison what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard at no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought the combination of the harsh words and the ultra-cool delivery ensures that this sentiment shall not be forgotten the add a touch of may God have mercy on your soul really pushes this speech over the line making it all the more comically harsh everyone in this room is now Dumber for having listened to it I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul whoo laughs don't stop there though as Billy's response makes us laugh even harder okay a simple wrong would have done just fine but then way to cut a man down in his moment of glory before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable mentions last time I saw your ass looks like about 150 pounds that you bubblegum pile you know that questions yeah I got a question it's Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe give you the answer to that question mr. bender next Saturday if Benjamin were an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick number one French hunter Monty Python and the Holy Grail what are you doing in England mind your own business Monty Python's French Hunter has heckled his way to the top and deservedly so a warrior of words with a certain genesee quoi he sits atop the castle wall at a wait to time when he's able to give passing English monarchs what for ah blow my nose I do scorn but the cream of the crop when it comes to his verbal sparring it's a taunt from the turrets that will stand the test of time every last word he says is endlessly quote worthy talk - no now go away or I shall taunt you is second timer decades may have passed since this classic film came out but we still have yet to hear a better insult then in your direction your mother was a hamster and your father's mate okay so fun fact when I was in high school my friends and I recreated some scenes for Monty Python and the Holy Grail so I know that movie very well and I'm very happy that it's number one on this list anyway thank you guys again for helping us get to 20 million subscribers and thanks in advance for hitting that like button and if a super-sized list isn't enough for you check out these related videos

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