Top 10 Barney Stinson Pick-Up Lines

this video and the ultimate comedy playlist are brought to you by musically download the app and check out watch mojos channel on musically and it is on welcome to watchmojo.com and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 Barney Stinson pick ups from How I Met Your Mother once again I'm Lorenzo von Matterhorn I spelled like it sounds to tease Lorenzo von Matterhorn before we begin we publish new content every day so be sure to subscribe to our Channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos for this list we're looking at the best pick-up lines and schemes used by the incorrigibles on dog Barney Stinson on How I Met Your Mother we're ranking them based on how funny or entertaining they are and we'll be excluding lines he uses in his capacity as wingman to Ted number 10 the don't drink that everything from basic moves like that don't drink that lots of guys have certain lines they like to use on women time and time again but Barney Stinson wrote the book on the subject literally his so called playbook contains a myriad of hilarious and elaborate pickup lines which also make up the majority of our entries here don't drink that I saw some guys slip something in there what that the first of these is the don't drink that which involves Barney warning a girl not to drink from a glass claiming to have seen another guy slip something into it thereby instantly coming across as a white knight the fact that in this instance he throws Ted under the bus in the process of selling it just makes it funnier Thank You number nine the airport pick up first we got to pick someone up at the airport okay that's about doors in this episode Barney proposes a legendary night between him and Ted for starters they need to pick someone up at the airport but not in the traditional sense we mean the Barney way wait so when you said you were going to pick someone up at the airport you meant you were going to pick someone up at the airport pretending to be international businessmen Barney soon drags Ted on a series of events that end with them licking the Liberty Bell go lick the Liberty Bell good because we're here while not Barney's most successful scheme although it is implied he's done it in multiple times his and Ted's Airport caper is one of the first times viewers got to see just how far Barney was willing to go in the name of a hookup in this case it was Philadelphia so what brings you guys to Philly we're visiting our boyfriends I think we're just gonna propose this weekend great so great number eight call an ambulance are you doing this or what she's Barney don't do this I have to it's my birthday present to Ted as a favor to Ted on his birthday Barney tries this ridiculous pick-up line which involves him approaching a woman acting as if she's injured asking for 900 to be called call it an ambulance and then once the paramedics have arrived saying that he could have sworn she fell from heaven because she's an angel you've had a terrible fall no I haven't really cuz I could swear you fell straight out of heaven angel he then eggs the crowd on for them to ask her to give him her number [Applause] absurd and cheesy is all get out this pickup puts an over-the-top Barney level spin on a tired line just don't try it at home maybe she really does have a brain injury thank you everyone thank you everyone it's been fun it's Wendy the waitress tipper well number seven the he's not coming I will be performing the he's not coming returning to the playbook here we have a scheme that sees Barney going to the top of the Empire State Building whose observation deck is a famed locale for reunions between lost lovers here he tells women that he's not coming there by allowing him to swoop in to comfort them about their supposedly callous former man he's not coming what are you talking about nevermind although it makes Barney come across as a complete scumbag for breaking up couples and possibly true love in the name of a one-night stand this pick up strategy is so utterly audacious creative and dastardly that we still can't help but laugh at it we agreed we always [Music] [Music] number six this NASA Wow you're an astronaut many of Barney's pick up strategies are master classes in overcomplicated lies and manipulations this is not one of those in this NASA Barney tells a girl that he's an astronaut who works for a secret version of the space program NASA force NASA and that he goes on missions to the secret moon or smooth the moon you're familiar with though I have been to the smooth though quite possibly the lamest and most easily seen through play in the playbook that's also what makes this NASA so memorably silly when his natural charisma and a gullible target Barney still manages to sell it pretty well all things considered the smooth number 5 daddy's home what's our big opening line I was daddy's home another early one first demonstrated during the infamous pineapple incident Barney tries to convince Ted to approach a group of women and pick them up with the line daddy's home at first it appears successful with Barney returning with a number and a name then daddy wouldn't have gotten this seven digit Father's Day card from Amy what however it's later revealed to have been a failure with Barney writing the number himself to prove a point to Ted daddy's home and granddaddy settlement tonight rocks so Barney's always up for turning his fortunes around though and thereafter he frequently uses daddy's home as a line upon entering a room daddy's home or just to indicate that he's cruising for chicks cue the Peter Gunn theme [Music] daddy's home number four the Lorenzo von Matterhorn to perform the Lorenzo von Matterhorn here's what you'll need basic knowledge of website design and a very unique fake name we're getting into the best of the best now for this playbook plan Barney sets up a series of fake websites and articles detailing the life of a fictional alias with the eponymous bizarre / awesome name he then pretends to be surprised that a girly tries to pick up who happens to have a phone doesn't recognize him yeah it's me do I know you I'm Lorenzo von Matterhorn he goes away for a bit to give her a chance to look him up and see how famous and/or well-endowed Barney supposedly is which causes her to eagerly accept when he returns to ask her out that ladies and gentlemen is commitment can I buy you a cup of coffee yes what does coffee go for these days fifty dollars and it is on number three bang to the future you there what's your name your name woman what's your name speaking of commitment mr. Stinson's sure can't sell a character donning old man makeup barney tells a woman at a bar that he's on a mission from the future proving it with a prediction with a little help from his friends the future the future and I can prove it to you in exactly four seconds the woman at that booth is going to slap that man he then goes on to claim that in order for his younger self to stop global warming in the future she must sleep with him that's hype with Barney Stinson tonight in whatever way he wants it or he won't be able to find the solution to global warming that saves the human race after rushing back to his time machine Barney then returns after removing his makeup and amazingly the plan works whatever else he is barney is a fantastic actor and has a very inventive imagination oh my god can I buy you a drink I suppose I have time for one drink and 45 minutes to an hour of some other activity number two the scuba diver step one tell him meddlesome female friend about the playbook step two run a play on one of her co-workers making her so angry she steals the playbook our final entry from the playbook this is arguably its greatest and most elaborate scheme of all to achieve it Barney first reveals the playbook to Lily he then uses a play on one of Lily's friends causing her to try to sabotage him when he tries to pull a play called the scuba diver on a girl by warning his target about the playbook when Lily and the girl asked what the scuba diver is take off your mask give them some spiel about your deep-seated insecurities which don't really exist because let's face it you're awesome Barney then tells Lily about his supposed insecurities which leads her to talk him up to the girl instead fulfilling his goal of going out with the girl in a sequence of events so convoluted we can't help but applaud this masterpiece the work of a mad man though it might be and it is before we get to our number one entry if you're a fan of comedy you should check out musically they've got tons of hilarious videos on there here's one of our favorites download the musically app to check out more and now back to our list number one do you like magic what a magic tricks specifically those involving fire actor Neil Patrick Harris is a trained magician in real life and his talent is integrated into the show throughout the series Barney performs many feats of legerdemain and other tricks do you like magic however in keeping with his personality his overuse of it is a bit unhealthy at least if his friends intervention is anything to go by naturally barney also uses magic to impress women and perhaps his most impressive trick involves him asking a girl if she likes magic throwing and catching a fireball and then revealing her exact responses written on his hands making for a truly magical pick-up line Amy do you like magic I hate you I am so sorry this video and the ultimate comedy playlist are brought to you by musically download the app and check out watch mojos channel on musically

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Keywords: how i met your mother, barney stinson, barney pick up lines, himym, neil patrick harris, ted mosby, josh radnor, how i met your mother cast, best pick up lines, the playbook, watchmojo

Id: JknKD-64m9E

Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)

Published: Wed May 16 2018