To Tell the Truth - Jack Benny's violin teacher; PANEL: Johnny Carson (Dec 12, 1960)

one of these men is Jack Benny's violin teacher what is your name please my name is Larry cook - my name is Larry kerchief my name is Larry Richie only one of these people is the real Larry coochie the other two are imposters and we'll try to fool this panel Johnny Carson kitty Carlisle Don Ameche and Polly Bergen on to tell the truth with your host but Collier helene Curtis makers of fine beauty products creators of Endon dandruff treatment shampoo and tend to touch dry skin bath oil alright panel would you please for the first time open your envelopes and remove your affidavit cards and follow along as I read I Larry Kurt Chi I'm a violinist I played for two years with the Boston Symphony for two years with a Cleveland Symphony and for 23 years have played with the orchestra on the Jack Benny show I am now the first violinist on the show and for the past five years I have been Jack Benny's violin teacher signed Larry Kert Chee three gentlemen to start things off tonight panel each one claiming to be as you heard Larry curtsy Jack Benny's violin teacher let's begin this first round of questioning with kitty Carlisle Thank You bud and number one where did you teach them Jack Benny uh at his home in his bathroom in Hollywood number two where does he what creep is he live on Roxbury Drive number three what is the daughter's name Joanie number one who is there for our Leopold our is a violin teacher number two who is the conductor of the Boston Symphony when you played with it more to number three who was the conductor of the Boston Symphony when you played with it Pierre won't you and you number one girl look number two a calm look number two could you Carl could you tell me uh you know somebody called Mary Dixon I didn't you do you know somebody called Harry Dixon no number three can you tell me the number of mr. Benny's well now I shouldn't ask you I suppose um tell me do you know Joanie's that governess his name I never know Johnny's never knew Johnny's government John Amaechi play number two words Jack Benny from Waukegan number one who of Jack Benny sponsors been for the last five years Lipton tea nationwide what Lucky Strike number number three who is his present announcer Don will number two would you say that's right yes uh number two what is the address of Jack Benny's home on Roxbury Drive number two in 1010 - should I get it number three you know next door to Lucille Ball Hey later we'll ask him where Lucille Ball is Holi number one what song did I sing on the Jack Benny show number two do you remember I don't number three I am so busy trying to play I see I must have been very good right number two uh who is the orchestra leader Matt Jack Benny show Malin Marek and number one who's the orchestra leader on the Jack Benny show galen marek number three Valen Mary is he the orchestra leader every week number three yes so he wasn't the orchestra leader the night you say Who I am sir mr. Abbey number two do you agree with that uh I don't remember number one do you remember oh I think was Lynn Marie none of these three gentlemen are Larry or else they've confused me with Patti Page Johnny good which is possibly that she has hit records and I don't and she's bonded than you Johnny number one what does Jack Benny's real name I don't know you don't know number two what does Jack Benny's real name I don't remember it number three what does Jack Benny's real name Jack Betty his real name not a stage name how old is number one how old is Jack Benny really 39 heavens to Betsy you know in about 30 number three what is the drummer's name on the Jack Benny in the Jack Benny orchestra number three what is the drummer's name Oh Lester guitar Lester guitar damn drummer I think it's brother well that's all the time we have battle no I'm sorry why does he practice in the bathroom I've died - I'll ask that later I'm gonna hang that myself all right time to vote sir without consultation will you mark your ballots for number one number two our number three a team of challenges will as usual receive $250 for every incorrect moment I'll set panel everyone voted okay Johnny so whom did you vote this first round well I voted for number three cuz he looks like he has enough courage to teach Jack violent when is he going to learn to play it I voted for three kitty your vote please well I voted for number one I don't think the PMO has ever been the permanent conductor of the Boston Symphony and to dig up a name like calm look you must know about orchestras God what about jet elation why I I was under the impression that Jack's home was like ten nine teams dead at 10:02 and I think his violin teacher should know that and uh I was under the impression Lucille Ball lived in the valley seem to be I'm that might be remember know more about that I'm sorry it's number one okay and Holly which one do you think there just for the sake of the show pick the one if they can't remember mine the name of my song I can't remember which one I sang body and soul and David Rhodes was the orchestra leader the week I was on and I voted some number three and if it is him you hate you I'm fury but I will tell you all the emotions until we find out how right or wrong we ha oh he can do what we like but let's see which one of these gentlemen is the real violin teacher to Jack Betty so will the real Larry coochie please stand up Oh I thought it wasn't any of them all right thank you very much dear let's find out about the others now number one tell us you really know what you really do my name is Jules lassberg I'm an insurance broker New York City I'm number three your real name and what you really do I'm Lester Cohen and my last book sold a million copies and I'm going to make a movie out of it the name of it coming home but the name of the movie will be my body well good luck well I'm checking over the score we find that there were let me see one two three four incorrect vote for the total of $200 each of a grand total of $1,000 William Curtis and the gift package of fine products maligne Curtis for the ladies of each of you and quickly does he learn in the bathroom to fiddle he started studying in the bass sounds better that way well Mary thought it was Mary daughter the best way car well gentlemen thank you very much for being with us good night and good luck all right panel let's meet our next team of challenges what is your name please my name is Lucy Chambliss my name is Lucy Chambliss my name is Lucy Chambliss again follow along if you will panel with your affidavit cards I Lucy Chambliss and records clerk and pistol instructor for the Police Department of Winter Haven Florida I have won some 200 medals and 30 trophies for my marksmanship and I'm the first woman in history to ever win a place on the formerly all-male us-international pistol team this year I am for the second time the National Woman's pistol champion signed Lucy Chambliss now we welcome three alerts young ladies each claiming to be Lucy Chambliss national pistol champion let's begin this round of questioning with Johnny Johnny Carson well but I should disqualify myself right off I was shot by one of these women last week in Florida next our number one how do how do they score a police pistol meet off by chin being the bullseye nine eight seven six high school number two how do they score police pistol meet uh tan is the shot of highest value and it ranges out to five to the five ring number three do you have a moonlighting job in Winter Haven Florida what is the standard the number two what is the standard police pistol bore 38 caliber number one what is the standard police pistol 38 Cal look kitty number one what is your job as records clerk what you do I handle the arrest make try to keep files on that also insurance policies any new people are coming to town they're all registered number two is this under the civil service no it is not number three is this under the civil service no what is it well where where is this place in in now a Florida Winter Haven it's about in the middle of the state I used to I do go sunbathing on the weekend sometimes do you come from by are you born in Florida no I was born in South Carolina Donn number three how many sighs pistols are there well I use three different ones I use the 22 38 and 45 number one what what finger to use to pull the trigger hey show me which one would you please use that finger uh number number two would you show me how you pull the trigger straight back way to go you use you use the index fingers that correct number three you use the index finger also how do you how do you pull the trigger just squeeze back number one what does a bore mean a boy is the end of the bullet number two does a bullet goes Polly um number two how much how much money do you have to steal to make it to change it from a misdemeanor to a felony I have a perfect right what are you planning I wanted yeah but I believe it's over twenty five dollars number three do you agree with that I think it's up to fifty dollars ah number two what's the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony oh well I'd $25 a punishment for one thing it is much greater you can receive up to life I suppose for felony I say number three who was the champion shoot your ballot instead of bullets will you please mark them up now select which one you think is the real one without consultation select by your voting number one number two number three huh okay Johnny which is your choice this time well I chose number one because I'm only judging when they stood up there before they came down she looked like the perfect 38 and certainly no bore right kidding oh my god I'll vote it to number three I think the bore of a gun is the visa that's right yeah denied all right inside of the trajectory of the bullet goes apart and who has never sought a bullet in my life in a gun about trying to squeeze I don't think he squeezed it was a third finger I would squeeze it with a second finger number two has very very long fingernails and I don't believe she's a child to pistol champion I think it's number three maybe she pulls the trigger with her see today you can tell time I voted for number three because number one didn't know what to bore meant and uh I've always been in the front you can't use the third finger some people do but also it's a requisite that you must squeeze the trigger and on jerk the thing Holly I voted for number three first of all she was the quietest and and as I said before my nurse Darrin says it's the clivus number two was almost as quiet but not quite and number one was a little bit too loud when she said it was that finger because I would think that would be very crippling many of the guy you were aiming at right all right let's keep good our minds may help let's find out which one of these which one of these three young ladies is the real national pistol champion for the ladies so will the real Lucy Chambliss please stand up the plague didn't have you on the show I know all together everybody careful they're armed twice in a row that we miss everyone a little battle ahead of me said it's not about the others number one what is your real event what do you do my name is Alex Lee vote right and I'm in the publicity Department of Universal and a national picture thank you and I'm a three or a layman what you really do my name is Marge Howell and I'm on the production staff with the Jack Paar show well apparently did real well and the amount of times I hear Jack talk about how little money he has on the show you may have done better tonight been working for him I don't know one thousand dollars for having all incorrect at $250 each and that of course is from alene Curtis as well as a gift package of their fine products thank you so much for having fun with us we enjoy having you United good luck now paddle has meet our third team of challenges what is your name please my name is Rob Saginaw my name is Rob Seguin dog my name is Rob Saginaw again please read along with me as I read aloud to you I rob sagon door from the publisher of the Old Farmer's Almanac which has appeared in a new edition every year since 1793 this year we will distribute over 1 million copies the 1961 book adheres to the traditional format and contains astronomical data crop planting tables and postal rate information it also contains a compilation of the best days for fishing as well as useful information on auto laws Game laws marriage laws and bird migration this year the book has a few special features such as a recipe for cooking eggs in maple syrup and an article on the 15 different kinds of kisses the almanacs most important feature however is our advance forecast of the weather for the entire year of 1961 signed Rob sagon door now three claimants to the name and title of Rob's agador publisher the Farmers Almanac and we begin this round of questioning with Don Ameche Don number three where do you get your information for forecasting the weather well we consult the United States weather bureau and then we use our own weather forecaster Loren Arnold number two what is number two what is agronomy some do with hint number one would you agree with that I think it has to do with farming in general but I wouldn't require it number three why do you rotate crops well generally because if you use the same crop in the same area of land you tend to wear it out and if you mix your crops up over years you tend to get better production number one what is what causes soil erosion that the rain washing down and and taking the earth away Thank You number two what does hybrid mean I beg your pardon I'm frame again wait Florida Poly number two what's the weather like what's the weather going to be like in Las Vegas in July I have to be there my wife another clothes to take well you could take your skis and snow trousers I see thank you yeah silly question you're gonna get a billion I don't know what's silly about wanting to know what the weather's like the Almanac is famous for telling you what I think it's a little daring to advance give the forecast for the year when they usually miss from day to day but another one no as a matter of fact I've understood number one has the Almanac had the best advanced weather forecasts of almost any publication that's ever been put out on what we think so know it - what is it Fiat serious I'm afraid you're gonna get a how's that again oh I better go to Johnny garden JA didn't seem quite there's number two spell your last name si GE and DLR pH number three how do you spell it I agree you can't fight that number one which is the only you have something here on new marital laws marriage laws what is the only state in the United States in which you can legally be married at 14 years of age there are two I believe North Carolina and and New York that is with parents consent now he tells me who started the Farmers Almanac in 1793 well actually was produced in 1792 for publication in 1793 by a Robert B Thomas number one can you tell me the fifteen different kind of kisses are those physical kisses or candy kisses physical kisses number two one give me three kinds of kisses man give you the three you don't know did you hear what he answered no no but what's his bride he says I'd be delighted well against the market but I'll tell you what you can have a late date with me backstage time is right now the hood as you will please market ballots and do so without consultation vote for number one number two or number three if I said no wrong vote for the one that you know it is no guys I don't think it's him alright Johnny for whom did you vote this trip well we've also said had you two good run of luck tonight I bet what what's the use anymore but I'm from the Midwest and I'm just taking the gentleman who looks more like a Midwestern area number one okay kitty I voted for number three I thought it was number one number two said that agrarianism had to do with hens and I think it's farming agronomy Rodney I will agrarianism and number three had very corrected me on and corrected the affidavit on the time that the first edition came out so I voted for number three Onomichi well I it's probably number three but I I've voted for number one despite the fact he didn't know exactly what economy was and Polly well I thought it was number one I voted for number three I think erosion is a little more than the water just washing away the earth so a more complicated and that also the agronomy answer I thought was not quite clear but I'm sure that it is number one if it's number two I mustn't go to Las Vegas no you sure mutton you'll be really snowed all right the votes are in mind's made up let's find out for ourselves now I'll write Iran we can be as we discover which one of these gentlemen is the real publisher of the Farmers Almanac so will the real Rob saggin Dorf please stand up I can say this been nice knowing it very hard I'm kidding I wish we had is a lot to talk about we don't have to talk about absolutely number one would you tell us your real name and what you really do please my name is Beeman Todd just a minute please what introduce the other two you don't my number one my name is Beeman Todd and I'm president of Todd and Draper corporation management consultants thank you number three your real name and what you do believe I'm Lee Gorman general sales manager at WI NS radio New York we have three four incorrect votes a $250 each for tones from a lien fairness of $1,000 gentleman a clean sweep against our panel I don't recall that ever happening before and we sure hope that never happens again got a gift box on beauty products from Moline Curtis for your ladies thanks again hope you had fun good night good luck well that's all the time we have for tonight except to remind you all that through Medical Research tuberculosis have been reduced in its it is dangerous is safer because of it so use Christmas seals won't you and help the fight against TB well I guess that's all for tonight and I mean all for tonight and what can I say but no not coming back no then goodbye panels that's what Tanya saying good night from Moline Curtis and reminding you to tell the truth could you tell the proof is a mark retrieval conference reduction Carson may be seen daily on hoodia track this week's show has been brought to you by Helene Curtis makers of engine dandruff treatment shampoo and tender touch dry skin bath oil Johnny Olsen saying good night from to tell the truth this program was pre-recorded you

Channel: To Tell the Truth (CBS)

Views: 83,575

Rating: 4.9096384 out of 5

Keywords: To Tell The Truth (1956) (TV Program), Bud Collyer (TV Actor), Kitty Carlisle Hart (Film Actor), Polly Bergen (Theater Actor), Hy Gardner, Game Show (TV Genre), Episodes (TV Program), Johnny Carson, Kitty Carlisle, Don Ameche, Polly Bergen, Jack Benny

Id: aurCCRzgL7I

Length: 25min 48sec (1548 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 19 2016