Titan The Robot Up Close | Full HD 2015 Cornwall

[Applause] [Applause] [Applause] ladies and gentlemen you are about to witness a demonstration of the multi-billion pound mechanical marvel known as Triton double-parked for anyone that has not seen this demonstration before we must ask for everybody to listen to a few safety announcements before we begin for this I will need the assistance of our demonstrator for the day day say hi Dave show the correct safety distance required by making himself no milk it Dave everybody must be stood at least this far away yes that means you too sir and so because of the nature of the demonstration and for your own safety everybody must stand up and remain standing throughout the show in the case of an emergency Dave will now show you the nearest exits located here here and in this direction in the event of any little accidents please be aware of the nearest toilet located over there flash photography is permitted although this has been known to cause temporary blindness and confusion to titans navigational systems they will now begin the demonstration [Music] since the dawn of time one robot had a vision to change the face of live entertainment as we know it strike two specialist again bye and break even disorders this mission Tritan the robot ladies and gentlemen [Music] sometimes he [Music] to the beat is always cyber hero I think using 1-0 space tighten the robot in your face hi everyone wow it's so great to be here at cruelly adventure oh boy I can't wait to go on some of these amazing night children they spend the first two years of their life learning to walk and talk the next 14 years telling them to sit challenge you what are you staring at Oh I'm sorry I was trying to make a conversation I made a cry great I made a baby cry sorry mommy hey just because you're stood over there don't think I'm not coming over to play with you why dad wait right there [Music] Moneypenny those Thomas is your wedding right you look absolutely divine why you're blushing Moneypenny I hope I've left you shaken not stirred like the camera that's right you there I can't touch your camera and I'm loved okay here we go three two one tighten funky you love me right [Music] mustard you yes you I bet I can beat you in a staring competition okay here we go three two one stand told you I'd win hey everyone you probably know this Dave is wearing one of my new absolutely amazing Titan the robot badges show me your badge Dave he loves this bit dave has a handful of these great badges to give away right now to the person that shouts the loudest so [Music] houston we have a problem [Music] [Music] you I'm a tiger baby I tighten the tiger baby do like a little fox easy well baby like little folks few favors I'm sure I've seen you on TV before I remember now the Jeremy Kyle show [Applause] ladies and gentlemen and Creely are you ready to party [Applause] I'm star gets up every time [Laughter] laughs Dean John Kerry Appa is you're a bit of a cracker aren't you nope fancy coming back to Tyson's lair we can put on a bit of des O'Connor later it started with a key [Applause] [Music] my god it's you it's it's really you isn't it I've heard um women go wild for you so what's it like having a book written about you mm-hmm you know the ones I shoot these shades of grey I don't like getting [Applause] hi again Dave coochie-coochie coo coo coo coo I'm not embarrassing you am i Dave I'm sure Dave won't mind me telling you that he's looking for love aren't you Dave don't panic Dave you won't be all by yourself I'll find you love thanks to my all-new Titan the robot much making Joe just leave it to me move over Castle over listen you wolf sheriff in town see the tutsi remember ladies no Lackey noloty hey Dave this young lady seems to be a perfect match I'll just quickly scan her credentials my what delightful credentials now let's check the personality sorry madam it's not me it's you hang on a minute you look like the one hey Dave what do you think oh I think he likes you this could be it Dave you need to strike while the iron's hot what are you gonna do Dave Oh she's and gentlemen a round of applause please for Dave and his beautiful new girlfriend okay who's in charge around here some say the kids are a judge some say the grown-ups rule so I wanna put that to the test grown-ups if you think you're a charge let me hear you make some noise now kids if you're in charge let me hear you make some noise I got a great impression for you oh is this good [Music] hello again and how's our lucky lady applause getting out with a beautiful flower that Dave gave her earlier watch that the flower needs watering would you like me to water the flower for you madam okay let's give it a sprinkle you go shall I give it another sprinkle [Applause] hey everyone I've come to the end of my show now here at Creely Dave and I would both like to thank you for being here today thank you for listening to us and thank you for simply being you if you love us half as much as we love you then we love you twice as much as you love us and now from my beating robotic heart this is for you my battery's flat your ears are my friend I made it clean now you're all wet because I've been sported [Music] show that's full now I'm leaving another galaxy much more than this yes we did ladies and gentlemen please put your hands together for the utterly fabulous Titan IV stop baby die attention we'll be back initiating docking sequence engaging forward thrusters [Applause]

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Id: 4I6uqamw-00

Length: 22min 59sec (1379 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 08 2015