Timetravelling speedrunners be like...

yes that's right i am officially the world's first time traveling minecraft speedrunner and managed to get a negative time everyone who thinks this is fake is just a stupid hater hater so buckle up and prepare your mind to be blown if you enjoyed the video make sure to subscribe because most of my viewers actually aren't it comes at a low price of zero dollars and you can always change your mind later feeling pretty damn generous today so i'm willing to share my infinite wisdom behind this run from a couple of days ago alright first two things i want to get my hands on here is dirt and some sticks i start looking for a village and at 23 seconds i surprisingly find one and on my way there i destroy some dead bushes get some pretty lucky stick drops and look for a crafting table in the first house i'm not too lucky but in the second one it's looking pretty darn good and i make myself an x so that i can finally start getting some wood usually i would have gone for the logs surrounding the farms at this point but this is a desert village so bad ain't happening so i'm unfortunately forced to go for the tree next to the village which costs me a few valuable seconds but i just hope it all works out in the end while i'm in the area i obviously grab a couple of beds too which will be very important for the end fight later i came up with some never seen before insane strategies trust me guys it's gonna be good at one minute and 40 seconds i found a little cave and use my tremendous speed crafting skills to make a set of tools that are so good yeah i am the best at a lot of things in history of things and also at speed crafting which i'm the best at buy a lot i then proceed to destroy the stone blocks to my left because they were looking at me all funny do some more mining upgrade my tools and after venturing into the depths of the cave i get insanely lucky and find some diamonds despite popular relief diamonds are actually very important in speedrunning because the moment your hunger starts going down you're gonna have a bad time and now i got a little secret for you guys you can actually use diamond hose to farm wheat and get some bread so that's what i'm sorting out now and then i won't have to worry about food for the rest of the entire run pretty op right i then head back to the village from earlier to kill the iron golem that way i just don't have to smelt in yours and waste any more time in the caves and as you can see i got extremely lucky there not sure if there was a bug or something but then again i do have a gaming chair next it was time to make my way into the nether so i started looking for a lava lake which i thankfully found fairly quickly now there's a pretty cool trick that you might not know about if you're new to speedrunning using a lava lake you can actually super easily dispose of all the items that you don't need so in this case i'm just getting rid of all the iron from earlier so that i have enough space for obsidian in my inventory as a little pro gamer tip for you guys when building the portal you can actually leave out the corners and save four pieces of obsidian and consequently 40 seconds off the clock which is pretty insane if you ask me and roughly five and a half minutes i enter the nether and just hope that i got a somewhat decent spawn so continuing on in the speed run i want to get my hands on some ender pearls first after some exploring i find some more gold mine it and i make myself some golden boots because i personally do not enjoy getting beat up by piglet and i mean if if that's your thing i'm not here to king shame but i just personally enjoy keeping my health i then totally mess up some of my parkour chumps here but that's okay i fairly quickly spot a piglet throw my gold at him and just hope for a juicy juicy trade oh and would you look at that i got extremely lucky there i actually ended up doing the math and the odds of getting this trade are 1 in 7.5 due to gentillion but then again gaming chair if you don't believe this is real i even hired elon musk and he wrote a 69 page long paper on how exactly this was possible so the evidence is there just take it or leave it now that i had my per situation sorted out it was time to make my way to a fortress i actually threw some pretty clutch pearls i completely messed one of my throws up and almost died and i'm not sure what there was in the bottom of my screen must have been a glitch but the minecraft gods randomly decided to give me a saddle and i barely survived using a strider underneath me once you find the fortress it's a pretty common strategy to go for blazes but i actually recommend going for wither skeletons instead since they're quite dangerous though i crafted a little shield first i know i know they say size doesn't matter but i just honestly felt much more comfortable defending myself with this shield as you can see i'm just going to town on these suckers and quickly manage to gather three wither skeleton skulls i then casually killed her with a real quick grab my well-deserved netherstar and set up a strength beacon [Music] only now am i actually going for the spawners to farm some blaze runs patience guys patience this completely superior strategy allows you to kill the places much more quickly than without strength so i highly recommend using this strategy in your speedruns as well with that i was pretty much done in the nether and went back to the overworld the portal took me to some random desert in the middle of nowhere which is okay i guess and then i took out my beautiful crafting table and converted all my items into androids and that's where it got kind of interesting because when i launched my first eye it actually hit the rim of the portal and some weird slots started to open up and i mean i just casually placed my eyes inside and some weird kind of breach and time open up and when i walked in the timer flipped and i was freaking out so i walked back out timer flips again then i walked back in it flips once more and at this point i'm just freaking out i opened my settings and the play time was in fact negative so i mean if that's not proof enough for you i don't know what is so continuing on in the speed run i just place the remaining eyes and into the end we go for the end of dragon fight the two most important items are beds and water buckets when you get launched into the air or fall off a tower or something you can actually reduce the fall damage by placing a bed underneath your feet if you get thirsty from the physical toll this takes in your body the water bucket really comes in handy too you might break a couple of bones in the process but as a speed runner that's just a sacrifice you gotta be willing to make after taking out all the end crystals i then powered up to wait for the dragon to perch if you are wondering about the netherride blocks by the way i i did some mining off camera no cheating going on here once he finally purges i throw my way to the center and take out all my frustration about life on the dragon stand i quickly realized that this probably takes too much time off the clock so i decided to get a strength beacon again which internally requires me to travel around a lot so i got a bunch of speed beacons first for maximum efficiency [Music] since this was going to take me a while i decided to also quickly set up a small base to make the beacon acquisition process a more cozy experience after all that was done i finally headed back into the end to take care of my unfinished business there the strength beacon definitely was a smart decision and i managed to kill the end of dragon super quickly as the sound of victory started playing my now bleeding fingers finally had time to relax and at precisely minus 7.43 seconds the end credits started playing dream curry way illumina consider yourselves warned there is now a new minecraft speedrunner in town and i'm about to make that leaderboard might be

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Keywords: minecraft, mc, mcmakistein, mrmakistein, speedrun, speedrunning, world record, record, timetravel, funny, parody, challenge, dream, manhunt, speedrunner, finale, download, 1.16, new, datapack, maki, couriway, illumina, tommyinit, fundy, tubbo, drama

Id: 9aGFUb2mZ6w

Length: 9min 8sec (548 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2021