'Til Death | Full Episode | That’s Ridiculous | Season 1 Episode 20 | Love Love

I should be the boss when I get married because my mom is the boss and it works out really well I like the swi boy Kevin he likes me back I don't know [Applause] [Music] why okay remember that the garbage goes out on Tuesday and if you see a man in the bushes it's probably just the gardener so please don't call 911 again oh and I put backup toilet paper in all the bathrooms because I won't be here to rescue you when you start yelling no TP no I'm just trying to save us all the embarrassment of me shuffling across the hall to the linen closet I'm so excited that Allison agreed to spend spring break with me instead of moping in her dorm over that loser Pottery guy dumping her you know I didn't want to say anything at the time but his fingernails were filthy good riddance all right I think I can handle it from here I'll call you when I land love you I love you too I'll miss you that's ridiculous ridiculous Joy I I love you and you love me but let's not go overboard we've been married for 20 years I could go six days without seeing you I mean in colonial times it would take you that long just to get bacen go ahead have fun you C okay uh let me just get this straight I'm going to go away for a week and you're not going to miss me at all well I think of you fondly yes a small grin dance across my face as I look in the tub and see some of your hairs in the drain perhaps but am I going to painfully long for you during your absence it's a big fat no you know what you are unbelievable how hard is it to tell your wife the person with whom you spend your life that you are going to miss her might it even occur to you to lie I have a commitment to the truth okay you know I'm I'm going to go but know this you are going to miss me it may not be today it may not be tomorrow it'll probably be today you're going to miss me bad goodbye goodbye my sweet goodbye my pants hello judge [Music] Hatchet this is so great so much better than my spring break all I remember was there was tequila a volleyball and a donkey were you in Mexico I don't think so listen I know that you're still hurting about Doug but I want you to forget about men this is a girlson bonding trip look out South Beach the Stark ladies are off the hisy yeah that felt wrong well you know what would feel right what's that a margarita give me your idea and I'll go get a four nice try Junior go get yourself a soda and go get mommy a moito let me guess University of Virginia excuse me I'm sorry it's just a little spring break game I play I try to guess where all the pretty girls go to school I'm joy and I'm guessing poly sa major no no wait that body Says dance double major well Joor how would you like to protect our Shores by joining the beach Brigade and helping me pick up trash we're starting tomorrow morning when the sun's three fingers above the horizon see you at three fingers oh okay so that's a seven me three cheese right gorgeous all right keep the change get yourself some hair gel Chinese food oh this is awkward um Mario Fang by Fang by Mario there you go okay no fighting you two okay Kung chicken all night long do do chicken all night long oh the hey neighbor wow you're not wearing any pants of course I'm not wearing pants in fact the only reason I'm wearing boxers is cuz I can't find a napkin wow you got a lot of food here looks like you're not going to need the lasagna I made you need no want yes thank you put that right over here well with joy gone we thought you might need some company need no want no come on Eddie you must Miss Joy a little bit sometimes I Miss Steph when her backs turned to me in bed it's true I can only sleep on my left side my spine's pretty messed up all right listen I appreciate you guys looking out for me but the truth is I'm managing just fine and I'm looking forward to having this week alone I'm eating what I want I'm sleeping what I want I've watched so much TV I can't even see the color blue and that's well just so you know we're here for you in fact if the weather gets better Jeff and I are thinking about break in our new picnic basket tomorrow yeah we have a secret spot so if you come with us we're going to have to blindfold you yeah well unless that's followed by a gunshot I wouldn't count on it just think about it okay we'll do bye-bye all right Nanny 911 it's time to put little Jeremy in the naughty chair uh-oh how am I going to eat without TV C television service in the tri state area we are experiencing an abnormally high call volume please stay on the line and a customer service representative will be with you in2 hours what hey Stan my man yeah yeah look I don't care what you're doing I got the whole house to myself so drop everything and get out over here oh that's terrible I'm sorry for your loss you're a paw Bearer you're a Paul bearing right now I I surprised you picked up uh look look it sounds it sounds like an all day thing so uh why don't I just call you tomorrow yeah have a have a okay a lot of doctors not a lot of friends here we go kofel yeah yeah the wife's away come on over great not until 3 oh yeah well good good that'll give me some time to get some things done all right do I know how to play bakara no I do not Not Bow chick bow [Music] bow good night Trenton I love you not in my house not in my house so no TV huh this is weird yeah kind of huh you know I've never really looked at you before your head would be great on a coin thank you never heard that before so you want to watch some oh right hey I got an idea want to see what I confiscated from a couple kids at school oh great I'll grab my lighter no no no not that say hello to my little friends a come on man we're grown men does that have pump action come out come out wherever you [Laughter] are kofel you're still here right say all right well played oh well thank you and uh I wouldn't use that upstairs bathroom for quite a while thank you you know these really don't sting as bad as you think they would yeah see nothing no come closer okay yeah don't worry about it all right all right ready okay okay had a little bite to it little bite come on move it up all right I was good but uh that's that's great view but don't look down at the pool that gezer is packing a little bit more than those Speedos can handle are you ready to go yeah and I got a surprise for you we're not just going to lie out I signed us up to clean the beach this morning what yeah yeah I thought it would be nice to make a difference you know stop taking start giving back again what and why are you dressed like JLo this I just want it to look nice from a baby girl how's the Caboose under control yeah Mom you have a really great ass all right let's do this thing huh two girls on spring break picking up other people's C crap yeah Mom when did you become so environmental I once saw you dump an old car battery in a lake that's what this week is about trying new things getting to know each other on another level in fact for the rest of the trip don't think of me as Mom I'm your friend Joy a dancer from the University of Virginia experiment 39 cheesy choco nachos subject starting to not feel too good I miss you Joy there's my tiny dancer oh you who is this lovely lady you've brought with you well Jack this is Allison Allison this is Jack Jack organized this whole thing nice to meet you that's me hello yes I was wondering if you can help me you find a dentist in my area Eddie Joy oh I must have Miss style well now that I got you how are you fine how's your week alone going fantastic every moment is filled with a new discovery did you know there's a drawer under the oven boy if I didn't know better I'd think you were calling me because you missed me thank you for bringing laughter back into my life actually I was calling to see if you could extend your trip for a few days because it is off the hook over here I thought you were calling cuz you were trying to find a dentist shut up I don't miss you got to go you know I'm kind of glad it's still raining out and our picnics are way way more romantic plus no awkward interruptions like last time yeah baby you know we really should find a secret picnic spot that's not so close to an assisted living facility I would like to think we gave that old bastard one last thrill spilled hummus on the floor there it's okay sweetie you're going for something I know baby it's a whole lot of man coming at you there's a whole lot of man on our door here for the picnic Edie hey look I I I know I technically invited you to the picnic but it's kind to become more of an intimate Affair so you could just yeah yeah yeah I get it it's a fake picnic on the rug how Whimsical SC hey honey help yourself oh this is nice huh did I track the hummus from outside no I I I uh spilled it myself but thanks to really uh rubbing it in there it's look at you pitch young in love going down the road of life together you're lucky you're not alone no one to talk to no one to share your thoughts with hey Jeffy your barn door is open I know it Eddie I opened it am I interrupting something because I could just go back to my house okay alone get a glimpse of a life that awaits me as a widower Stephy I want you to promise me something and you're going to take these moments to always reassure him how much he means to you and you Mr Jeffy I want you to tell her how much you miss her every time she walks out that door because one day she will not be around anymore you hear me go ahead make love or you still have each other to make love to [Laughter] [Laughter] okay I'm good to scattle than looks like you got quite a haul there Joy well yes I did I got a lot too Jack I think I cleaned up an old crime scene look at all this police tape I I got an old bloody sock Jack hey that was from my crime scene well it appears someone wasn't as thorough as they should have been maybe you L should just work this out on your own okay bye-bye Jack oh my God Mom are you flirting with him what that's crazy you think he likes you that's why we're here and that's why you're dressed like you're in a Bollywood movie oh okay maybe I was flirting a little bit what's wrong with that what's wrong is that he likes me and you're married to dad God you're right I'm sorry sweetie I guess I just went a little bit crazy look at me I love Daddy of course I wasn't going to do anything honestly it just felt good to have a little attention from a guy with a muscle in his body yeah go for it he's all yours hey there girls let me guess University of Miami hi hi Jack oh my God he flirts with everyone all he cares about is cleaning up the environment that son of a dear God it's me Edward I know we haven't spoken in a while and I just want to say that I'm sorry for those terrible names I called you when I was passing my kidney stone in retrospect that must have been very hurtful I'm also sorry for the bad things I said to my wife but you didn't have to take both her and TV from me to take one or the other would have been fair but both quite frankly is showb EDD I'm home oh did I miss you looking come here did you miss me yeah bonitos El tundo gracias [Applause] MOS

Channel: Love Love

Views: 74,757

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Id: Phtx4m89D4s

Length: 21min 27sec (1287 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 25 2024