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my parents left me home alone so you know that means I'm gonna watch tic TOCs on my phone but instead of doing it in my room I'm gonna do it in the living room Brazil Japan Falls Germany butterfly Volvo little Jojo are you from Italy Hospital hospital going Oh Peter Krankenhaus ambulance ambulance a cute Keisha obvious sex sex six six do it away oh my god No and all the play another day please it's a night I woke up blamed it on the vodka and I could see that smile you were hiding [Music] that's spectacular I love everything I see on that paper that's stupid come on dad [Music] you don't like [Music] [Music] all you rich kids have like California king beds and like floor-to-ceiling windows and like balconies out there but how many of you guys have two floors in your bedroom that's right I got a full staircase [Music] [Applause] [Music] I just got this pocket staff I'm there so much history hey check this out Lauren [Music] [Music] before all this rap [ __ ] I was gay [Music] [Music] [Music] you want some doggy treats oh yeah that is dog food ah that's just too bad oh wait is that actually pizza yeah that's pizza but my dogs not here only if I had a dog to help me eat this pizza Oh [Music] welcome to watchmojo.com [Music] joerger so far but her life is like she said she wanna dance but she doesn't know how to move i spout ooh looking like a star her name is Jenny Oh [ __ ] don't have no panties Paige touches puts up a tray wash history [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] people keep telling me to brush my hair oh it literally turns into an afro I don't have a brush but I have a comb so I'm gonna show you guys oh [ __ ] is this what you guys wanted what the [ __ ] is that oh my god wait what is that I love you so so so so so so much my little B's bro oh my gooooood war oh yeah do it for myself [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] I won't live in Jersey [Music] [Music] [Music] stop you violated the law [Music] Hey [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] boom quick name five things that you like to put barbecue sauce on one two three four five notice how the first thing that you thought of was your videos quick name five things that you like to put barbecue sauce on one two three four five notice how the first thing that you thought of was your videos [Music] [Laughter] you know what's funny girls always call me ugly until they figure out how much money I make didn't they start calling me ugly and broke that's just wait a damn minute talking with my lawyer she said where'd you find this guy I said young people fall in love with the wrong people sometimes some mistakes can neigh okay [Music] let me show you what you're missing let me show you what you're missing let me show you what you're missing let me show you what you're missing my dog dancing my dog dancing them all right I don't know when I met you but I mentioned [Music] hey I do why was I born with all of the dummy but none of that win a cook why do we drink water drink water why do we drink water to complete the requirements of s2 in our body that was quite clever so here's your cook enjoy your day iPhone [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] she put my name yellow [Music] it's over Anakin I have the high ground don't try it [Music] [Applause] chop chop chopper wood extensions may your rappers Cap'n know homie wanna snitch so we can up in the truck called a 30 would it take if you catch on obukhov color [Music] [Music] my loneliness is killing me and I promise confess I still believe I'm gonna cry [Music] [Music] [Laughter] what [Music] [Music] before this rap [ __ ] I was gangbanging and doing these all accomplished it and I'm straight from the shop but I ball I can kick up Italian so much people fall in love with the wrong people sometimes some mistakes can make that's all right that's okay you can think that you're in love when you're really just in pain some mistakes get made right that's okay for me that's the moral of the story [Music] they says y'all wasn't tuned in back there my swag they keep jacking I ain't doing no verse quit asking well I'm waiting for your [ __ ] response are you just not gonna say anything the bus [Music] false advertising the park is here before this rap [ __ ] I was gang banging into ass he's accomplished it and I'm straight from the shop but I bought like a kid the back alley and she [Music] I don't wanna fall asleep I don't wanna pass away I've been thinking of I'll never see those I did it I [ __ ] did it I stayed up all night last night and I finally learned how to use Adobe After Effects [Music] welcome to watchmojo.com [Music] [Music] this important businessman he is going to do some important business stuff like stocks last night I had the strangest rain I drove away to India in a little tooktook to find you you said you had to get you saw he cleaned didn't want no veggie samosa what does that mean and you said ain't no I'm gonna break my butt and I'm gonna spend my bowl oh no I got to hit 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gonna take it safe I'm gonna only chew one chocolate piece for adults so I take one of the chocolate pieces that eat it and then I realize that this is one chocolate piece that there's 24 pieces in there so a damn i ate 12 yeah pray for me ladies if your man is tall skinny pale and supportive that might not be your man that might be an 8-foot 2x4 piece of lumber [Music] stay there seriously don't do it they get up here then come on get up here then okay that's enough you're gonna hurt yourself [Music] [Music] out of all this rap [ __ ] I was getting banging into a weasel accomplish it and I'm straight from the shop but I bought like a keg of Italian trattoria hey Dad can I go to a party tonight no no no [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] I'm on [ __ ] I better get a pen brand-new sheets for the bed they say y'all wasn't tuned in begged a my swag they keep checking I ain't doing no first quit asking goes on here it stops the door handoff I'm hitting the wall as you can see it's a little broken any normal person will probably just go buy a new one but do you really think I'm going to go all the way to Bunnings and pay two dollars for a door stopper ya know instead I'm going to launch a CAD software called fusion 360 then I'll take a few measurements droid in can't make me sure to compensate the tolerances in 3d printing then I'll export the STL the import the sto slice it up into layers export those layers the tree coat power up my 3d printer wait about two hours my the results don't leave for a second because we're not done yet still need to do it before and after and then set the screws screw to the door pushed on the bumper and finally spend three plus hours filming writing editing just upload onto tik-tok well at least my door is fixed [Music] [Music] yeah I don't wanna fall asleep [Music] [Applause] [Music] you don't get to eat Edward he's your brother he's your brother Bruce you don't get to eat him No [Applause] hey Alexa what's 70 minus 1 like so what's 68 plus one hey Alexa what's 34 plus 35 what's what's what's 69 times zero 69 times zero is zero you want to come to the claw machine you're gonna want to move the joystick up two times down two times left right left right left and then you want to hold the drop in for at least five seconds one two three four five okay says at least five seconds and then what you're going to do now is put your coins in like you're playing so put your coins in are your coins in and then what you want to do just go for anything you want I want this little pineapple right here so we're gonna go for that and then once you've lined it up you want you want to do now this is the most important part you want to hold this drop button the entire time so ready just keep holding a key pulling the drop button people in it keep going to keep boiling it and there we go guys I just got two of them [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Hoppus articles I have a pen affair no no Owen don't they charity my floor TDS racing around my heart went [Music] [Music] your behavior has been disgusting making me go outside to get you does mr. lucky have anything to say Lucy do you think that interrupting the morning is okay I have never in my 23 years of teaching seen such disrespect I'm sorry [Music] I want your name 1.57 geez dude that was fast [Music] yeah nah that's this bad oh oh oh my god oh my god [Music] here's a cool little fact for you not only are you able to sense with somebody staring at you but you can also sense when they're staring at you while you're asleep just watch who you see it's that easy [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] when boys go through a breakup guys Saturdays were only for the boys but now every day's for the boys when girls go through a breakup [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] I was gangbanging into an e-book copy [ __ ] and I'm straight from the shop at eyeball I could kill the back alley and she likes no Yonkers it [Music] [Music] [Music] they don't fight you like the beat I keep with you guys oh boy she can be brain episode up in it [Music]

Channel: Willanator

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Id: G-gkKSQviLw

Length: 49min 35sec (2975 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 17 2020