TikTok's Cringiest Player

so let's get down to the question do you want me or not all right ladies and gentlemen how's it going today it's your favorite mexican raincoat here hope you're all doing well today oh my gosh y'all okay this guy that i found on my tick tock feed good lord this is unironically and i know i say this quite often but this time i really do mean it this is probably the cringiest guy on tik tok and i know the word cringe is kind of like overused now and people say ah this is cringe that's cringe and it usually isn't and i've kind of toned down on calling things cringe because i've realized for the most part it's just a negative side of me trying to pick out wrongs in certain situations when there's nothing wrong with them at all overall people calling things cringe are kind of cringe now but this this guy definitely lives up to the title of being a complete cringe god all right so from what i know or from what i've seen this guy isn't satire at all he's he's definitely just i like that dude girls find this attractive girls video fang prove this man wrong bro [Music] what is he doing what are you doing bro what this kid looks like he buys a gram of weed for five hundred dollars why do dudes on tick tock make this face i i will never understand it's like he thinks he's doing something but no anyways this ultimate chad of a human actually got completely rejected on a tick tock live and i gotta say it's probably some of the funniest content i've seen in a minute it goes completely south this guy thought he was gonna pull the girl of his dreams on tick tock live but it just goes south very quick so without further ado we're going to watch that today hey go check out my spotify playlist i got a lot of good songs on there you want to check out the music i listened to my bad for saying it like that i'm i'm [ __ ] tired anyways let's watch this video so let's get down to the question do you want me or not all right so six seconds in and he's already shooting his shot on tick tock live very odd place to ask somebody out he's not even really asking her out he's just saying girl do you want me or not i mean hopefully if this girl is you know if she has a brain she'll be like oh no because what type of dude asks that question on tick tock live you know nobody's really starting a relationship on tick tock live that just doesn't really seem normal but hey i might be proven wrong all right this guy might be able to pull this girl all right i don't want anything nobody wants you hey tell that guy shut up how are you talking to him why is he talking like that dude i tell that guy shout out i'm gonna talk to him dog who are this guy's parents like where are his parents also what is he gonna say is he just gonna embarrass himself more well i mean i've already seen like 30 seconds of this video before i decided to make a video on it so uh spoiler alert yeah he does embarrass himself a little bit more actually a lot more way more bro give the phone to that guy i got a few words to say to him all right let's go what do you want what do you want let's go let's go you're one of those guys bro he looks almost exactly like you what do you mean he's one of those guys does it mean that you're one of them too what type of guys is he talking about like just white people like i don't understand what he's trying to say he's my twin brother watch yourself brother you can't even get out of the brother zone bro oh what did that even mean bro what are you the brother zone uh you can't even get out of the brother zone what is this guy used to like [ __ ] his siblings what the hell has got to be like a sweet home alabama term or some [ __ ] dude the brother zone i have not heard that once in my entire life you are the person who introduced me to that term dude you're pretty sauce right now dude i'm not gonna lie oh what a soup yeah oh i'm so oh oh you down bad bro for being her brother oh you just gotta stop you gotta get off your phone you need to maybe rethink how you approach these situations maybe even get off tick-tock i feel like that's gonna help out a lot dog i'd barely ever use tick-tock i only just recently started using it a little bit more which i'm kind of ashamed of all right as much as like people love tik tok bro that [ __ ] is bad for your brain dog that [ __ ] gives people adhd i feel like because you're so used to swiping and swiping and seeing a new video every six seconds bro it's like you you can't even focus on one thing for more than a minute that's why i like youtube a little bit more you can focus on something for a little bit longer and be a little bit more invested in it obviously both platforms are very flawed but i don't know bro tick-tock i feel like this is the result of uh too much time on tick tock as well as some enablers probably in the process he's not just like this for no reason he's got to have some people like rooting him on or some [ __ ] what are you from alabama like what the [ __ ] oh yeah he was thinking the same exact thing bro i'm saying dude this guy's got to be from alabama or something one awkward moment when you're stuck in the brother zone man i just i just hate when that happens man this is the exact face he makes when uh he engages in sinful acts with his siblings [Music] right like dude i have never met anybody in my entire life that is as weird as this individual right here it's almost like he's trying just way too hard you know and obviously it's not working you know the girl isn't over here like oh i'm so in love with you or anything like that you know it's going the complete opposite direction from how we planned this to originally play out but yeah there's something there's something seriously wrong with this kid but hey man at least he's not in the brother zone bro like come on who is that literally take your [ __ ] musty ass and leave this [ __ ] life bye i don't think i joined your life bro i don't think i joined it why is he making those faces like what is he trying to act cute or something i mean that's kind of like the point of his entire tick tock so i i really wouldn't be surprised but dawg you were you're not doing any justice for yourself bro then who's live did you join mine but like oh yeah and we don't want you in here so leave bro y'all you're just mad bro you just meant you got no hopes dog did you not just like process what just happened to you you just got rejected on tick tock live with like 16 000 people watching it's like he doesn't even have a brain also important lesson about hoes children okay never have hoes bro it will drain you like i'm speaking from personal experience or anything but you gotta find your soul mate all right chat and it's not gonna come from high school spoiler alert sorry not sorry well maybe like one percent of you guys will find a soulmate in high school but yeah hoes are definitely not the way and i'm not that's not me saying don't mess around with anybody only save yourself for marriage you know i'm not really too much of a karen about that type of stuff but i'm just telling you right now you're gonna be much happier if you find somebody that you bond with personally i don't even know why i'm going into this tangent but i i don't know i felt like i needed to say it i'm sure you have no host [Applause] this is like the most white boy argument i think i've ever encountered ever you a no-hoer you one no hoe guy you would know howard you know ho guy stuck in the brother zone the brother zone that was terrible [Music] [Laughter] what am i watching bro like this guy is genuinely so insecure you can just see it through him you know that little picture of the whoa jack dude that is him right now this guy is him oh he's got no hoes and he's talking like that says the one who just got [ __ ] rejected looks like a [ __ ] clown got rejected i haven't gotten rejected yet wait he doesn't know he doesn't realize that he did get rejected you guys saw that right like he got definitely rejected let's play that clip again do you want me or not i don't don't want anything nobody wants all right obviously the brother interrupted her but she definitely clearly said i don't want anything to do with you you know what does that brother know he's in the brother zone you definitely have you literally just did on this live reject him again i didn't even want her bro i didn't even want her yeah man yeah yeah you didn't you didn't want her that's exactly why you joined the live to try to shoot your shot six seconds into the live i got you took a shot six seconds after he joined dude ask if she watched you and she said no i didn't i didn't i didn't even ask bro now you're just putting words in my mouth bro do you want me or not do you want me or not now you're just putting words in my mouth bro do you want me or not do i even really need to say anything about that clip i i don't think so um okay you know what i'm not gonna waste any more breath on you you're obviously unloyal and your dude needs to get some hope it's his brother this guy is like insufferable dude she just rejected yeah man tell that guy in the brother zone he just needs to he just needs to quit talking man he needs a shot yeah i feel like this video is like one of the most entertaining i've made in a while i'm not gonna lie i need to find more people like this you guys need to comment or like go on my discord and find people that are cringe on tick tock these are like some of my favorite videos to make and yeah i hope you guys do enjoyed this video make sure to leave a like and if you want to see more content like this in the future feel free to subscribe i'm not here to force you though i'm slurring my words right now i'm sorry i don't want to turn into this guy that's all i really got for today have a good one y'all but right now peace wipe it [Music] die up

Channel: Pancho

Views: 1,336,217

Keywords: pancho, panchoisbored, jessestiktokaccount, tiktok live rejection, tik tok live rejection, tik tok live, tik tok, tiktok

Id: LciUEqb1RtM

Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 02 2021