[Kenny]: Do you wanna see my latest film? Thereâs one on my bathtub as well. [Spenny]: Whatâs the name of the site? [Kenny]: Your Movie Sucks That Org. [Spenny]: This Movie Sucks Dot Org
is incredible. Whatâs it called? [Kenny]: Your Movie
Sucks⌠That Org⌠Correct? [Spenny]: Your Movie Sucks Organisms⌠[Kenny]: Youâd like to suck on his org. [Spenny]: -gan... [YMS]: Since I recently
devoted five weeks to recommending a bunch of different
art films to you guys, I thought Iâd balance it
out with a recommendation for something thatâs
not quite as classy⌠[Kenny]: The competition this week is: Who Can Wear a Chicken Coop on
Their Head the Longest! [Spenny]: First One to
Touch the Ground Loses. *Yelps of Pain* [Kenny]: Who Can Produce More Cum? [Spenny]: Semen? [Kenny]: No children, no
homeless gentlemen, no corpses! Who Can Keep a Dump in
Their Pants the Longest? [Spenny]: *Scream of
Disgust/Disappointment* [Kenny] Who Can be Tied
to a Goat the Longest? [Spenny]: Who Can Eat the Most Meat? [Kenny]: I donât feel so good⌠We got a huge bag of weed,
whoever smokes the most wins. This is the Boner Competition,
first one to get a boner loses, [Spenny]: HE DOESNâT EVEN
HAVE A BONER, YOUâRE GAY! [Kenny]: Weâre both gonna put
dead octopuses on our head, [Spenny]: You think Iâm gonna take the
bigger one because Iâm taller than you? [Kenny]: Yes! [Spenny]: You weigh more than me! [Kenny]: My penis weighs more than you. [Shopkeepers]: *Laughter* [Spenny]: Donât laugh at
that, itâs not funny. [YMS]: Kenny vs Spenny is a hilarious
TV show that was quite popular up here, but Iâm unsure as to how well
the rest of the world knows it. Now anybody that watches this channel
should know that itâs a little out of place for me to be recommending
something so essentially trashy⌠[Kenny]: *Ball Busting Screams* [YMS]: So Iâd like to
take the time to explain what aspects of the show
I think make it great. Now let me start by saying that
the show definitely has its flaws and if you watch the wrong episode you
might be turned off of it altogether. But the many great episodes of
this show are so hilarious and entertaining that the lesser filler
episodes can easily be ignored. Now some people might call
this a reality TV show, but Iâd say itâs more
comedy than anything. And itâs not as if a camera
crew is pretending to film their everyday
lives and occurrences. Itâs essentially kind of a
game show where the game changes every episode but the
contestants stay the same. And no matter what the
contest of each episode is, youâre basically watching
a maliciously evil man torment an emotionally
fragile man for 6 seasons... And I fucking love it. Now itâs pretty clear
that part of the humor theyâre going for is a
little inspired by Jackass, and if that were all there was to it, then
great, we just have another Jackass clone. And though I will admit I
personally find those entertaining, theyâre not exactly something
Iâd be making a video for. What makes Kenny vs Spenny unique is that
the comedy isnât just physical slapstick. What appears to be mostly
improvisational turns out to be funnier than the vast
majority of scripted shows. [Kenny]: Spenny masturbates into baby
diapers. Thatâs what he uses to catch. [Spenny]: Where do you come up with this- [Kenny]: I use Kleenex, or a- [Spenny]- masturbate into diapers, has that ever
been thought of? In the human fucking species? [Kenny]: Do you or do you not- [Spenny]: You go and find me
one diaper in this house! [Kenny]: Take off your pants. [YMS]: Sure you can throw accusations of
them secretly writing Kennyâs punchlines beforehand, but if you pay attention to how quick
and clever he is in interviews and live shows, youâll notice
that he doesnât really need to. [YMS]: And the chemistry of this
comedic duo works insanely well. For either of them itâs essentially
impossible for it to work so well without being able to
build off of the other person. [Kenny]: Oh no⌠Iâm allergic to peanuts!
*vomiting brownie feces* [Spenny]: This is completely ridicu-
what are you doing!? Is that fucking poo? [Cameraman]: Itâs just, itâs just brownie mix. [YMS]: Sure, Kennyâs diabolical acts
of mischief make the show great, but without Spenny thereâs no one
around that he can torment so easily. [Kenny]: I am asking anyone out there to kill
Spenny. Which is a crime, thatâs a crime. [Spenny]: No, no, no itâs not! [Kenny]: Yes it is. [Spenny]: It is not a crime! [Kenny]: Of course it is. [Spenny]: How can that be a crime? [Kenny]: Well Iâm asking someone
to kill you! Itâs a crime! [Spenny]: Actual- okay. [YMS]: Now I understand that
some people watch the show and find Spennyâs persona to
be a little unbelievable, but you have to remember that the
amount of people on this planet forces quite the variety of personality
types by probability alone. [Spenny]: This is one of his apparatus,
Iâve showed you the photographs downstairs. [Kenny]: Just taking a little
weight off my shoulders. Am I supporting myself
while standing? [Specialist]: You can make an argument. [Kenny]: Great. Well, thatâs all I wanted [Specialist]: But, uh⌠[Kenny]: But the reality is, nobody is
stopping Spenny from assisted standing. I would have even allowed him to use this- [Specialist]: Is he merely being
intellectually difficult about the definition? [Kenny]: Yes, heâs being very- [Spenny]: IâM BEING DIFFICULT? [Kenny]: One second, one
second, let me talk. Honestly his mind, and his
attitude, are very grumpy. And heâs been walking, he
just walked up the stairs- [Spenny]: Shut up. Iâm I sick of you. [Kenny]: See how grumpy he is? A little more cunning-
[Spenny]: Would you stop talking? [Kenny]: He really just didnât have the
ideas to really assist himself, but, [Spenny]: How do you describe a
person like this? A person who, will- [Kenny]: Cunning, cunning. [YMS]: Now Iâve actually
met a few people like him with extreme self-confidence
issues and anxiety. And from what I can tell heâs basically
the same guy when heâs off the show. Plus their series finale of
Kenny vs Spenny was in 2010, and looking at Spennyâs hugely
unsuccessful television solo project, itâs pretty much exactly what youâd imagine
coming out of the Spenny from Kenny vs Spenny. [Spenny]: Itâs a bit of a trainwreck of this sweet
guy, uh operating in this sort of, dark world, uh, where nothing really goes
the way itâs supposed to go, the other level of the show, which probably
nobody but me will ever think about, is that maybe that those things that society
tells us we should have arenât worth having. Because theyâre kicking the shit
out of me every time, you know? Thatâs not for me to decide, thatâs for, uh,
intellectuals, philosophers, and academics. To discuss. [YMS]: I mean if heâs completely playing a character
his whole life even after the showâs over, then not only has that not been proven
to not make any sense financially, but weâd then have to admit that heâs a proficiently talented
actor whoâs got better deadpan than Stephen Colbert, I mean, even heâs cracked up more than once. [Colbert]: Your father, Liqa Madiq, and your
mother who still goes by her maiden name, Munchma Quchi. [YMS]: Now remember I
personally donât feel as though every single thing on the
show is 100% genuine. The presence of cameras is
always going to make someone exaggerate the parts of themselves that
they know everybody wants to see. And although I do feel
thereâs bits of performance within their reactions, I do believe their
reactions are mostly genuine. [Spenny]: THE FUCK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? [Kenny]: Iâm giving you an enema! [Spenny]: Iâm gonna kill you!
I may physically kill you! [Kenny]: Enemas give you boners! [Spenny]: You tried to stick a fucking
tube up my ass you fucking moron! [Kenny]: Donât be violent!
[Spenny]: Donât be violent!? [YMS]: I mean itâs clear by
this point that Spenny understands that his audience gets entertained
by poking fun at him. And no matter how real or fake
he is, it would be ridiculous to suggest that that wouldnât
affect his behavior at all, but that doesnât mean that off camera
heâs a completely different person. [Spenny]: I donât have a bullet to my
head to do this, I will admit that. I actually think the show makes him look more
like an idiot than he thinks, and not vice versa. So, in a weird way, I have a lot, I mean, he'll
say that I have no fans, everybody hates me, they all love to see me get crushed every week, the
reality is I have a lot of people that support me, and they come up to me and they say, you know,
âGod, what an asshole, you know, I canât believe he did that to you,
when are you going to get him back?â [Kenny]: But then he leaves the Queenâs Street
Mental Hospital and goes somewhere else. [Spenny]: And the difference is, is that
Iâm not willing to go to his level. Well first I donât think the
show would work comedically if I did, but even more importantly,
itâs just not who I am. [YMS]: He often mentions the pharmaceuticals he takes
and I see no reason to immediately call it bullshit. [Spenny]: I am a stressful guy,
Iâm a highly stressed man. I take Xanax, itâs prescription, itâs legal,
I need it. Flawed people are funny. [YMS]: But the way I see it, if
letâs say if heâs secretly a confident, happy, cool guy that acts
nothing like his Spenny persona, then this is a man whoâs extremely
dedicated to playing this character. [Host]: You donât cheat, you finish
the competitions by the rules, so technically when he cheats,
but you end up losing anyway. [Spenny]: Well, no, because I actually win.
Let me, let me put it this way. [Kenny]: That is so lame. [Spenny]: Just shut up. If Tiger Woods is in a golf tournament, and itâs the
fourth and final day out on Sunday, and he cheats, okay, what happens, does the
tournament get cancelled? Or does the guy whoâs in second place,
hopefully Mike Weir, does he win? The tournament. When he
cheats, oh he hates this, when he cheats, and he
does, a lot, I win those! [Host]: But you still do
the humiliation stuff! [Spenny]: Who cares? [Host]: If you donât know
the show, what happens is the loser has to do some
humiliating thing, and even though you say you win, you always
have to do the humiliation stuff. [Spenny]: But I win! [Kenny]: No he doesnât, I think whoever
does the humiliation is the loser. [Spenny]: Well, he has a
very convenient logic. [YMS]: After seeing their live show, I
noticed that unless Spennyâs telling a joke, which he doesnât often do, the
guy never fucking smiles. So itâs difficult to believe such a capable actor would then
intentionally lose money by deciding to be really shitty. No offense Spenny, but it seems as though
what youâre best at is being tortured. Still, we all appreciate you come to
understand where your success lies. Which is what I can only gather by you
deciding to go on tour with Kenny recently. [YMS]: Like I said, the showâs not perfect
and more commonly earlier on in the series, there are a few moments that I do
find uncomfortably convenient. So whereas there are some convenient
plot elements within the show that I canât completely confirm
or disprove for their legitimacy, I can at least say that although
itâs clear they understand thereâs an incentive for them to act as
exaggerated versions of themselves, they are still being
themselves in the show. Yeah, itâs a little convenient
that the most entertaining clash of personality types
happened to make a show together, but it wasnât exactly so much of a
clash earlier on in their careers. They first made an independent documentary called
Pitch about trying to sell a script to Hollywood. And when watching it you can tell
that theyâre the same people, but the filmâs not set up in a way that
incentivizes them to fight with each other. When Season 1 of Kenny vs Spenny comes
along, you can see their chemistry start to build once they have the
right set up for confrontation, like, literally the whole premise of the
show was them competing against each other. And Spenny doesnât so much initiate
the conflict as he does react to it. So it seems as though
when Kenny realized just how much comedic value there
was in torturing Spenny, he aimed to outdo himself and tried
to take it further each time. [Kenny]: Itâs hard to outdo
yourself every single year, you know Iâve given the guy acid, and
made him think he had AIDS⌠Spenny just gets more paranoid, and
more neurotic and I just get meaner, [YMS]: Not only does Kenny get meaner and
Spenny get more paranoid as the show goes on, but I get the impression that itâs
only because Kenny wants it to happen. I mean, of course he sees the
humor in torturing Spenny, what else would you expect from a man who
used to be a consultant writer on South Park? It was because of that relationship
that Matt Stone and Trey Parker wound up becoming
executive producers of the show. [Spenny]: One of the things they
know and fight for is for them to have autonomy over their stuff and
they basically give that to us, because theyâve been through it. But we do get notes from them and
theyâre usually pretty great. Because itâs hard for us to be objective. [Kenny]: The notes are usually, can you
make Spenny look less retarded, lose this Spenny scene, that Spenny scene, do
you even need Spenny, stuff like that. [Host]: Is that accurate, is that
your understanding of the situation? [Spenny]: I think he's- [Kenny]: He canât even see their notes. [YMS]: And itâs pretty funny that
after they parodied Canadian entertainment as being nothing more
than crude humor and fart jokes, eventually they were
kind of right in a way. [Kenny]: This is going to give me the
biggest fart in the history of mankind. [Squelching] Oh my god. [Incandescent Flatulence] [Wheezing laughter]
It worked! [Spenny]: Donât do that. [Farting] [Spenny]: HOLY SHIT! HE
DIDNâT EVEN MEASURE IT! [Farting] [Crewman]: Isn't that fucking crazy? [Spenny]: What is going on. [YMS]: Anyway, the guy clearly has a knack for comedy
and he knows what makes an entertaining TV show. So itâs just awesome for us that he prioritizes entertainment
over the strength of a relationship with his friend. I mean, everybody on the planet acts a little differently
when they know theyâre in front of a camera, but remember the premise of this show
is not to pretend as if thereâs some camera crew candidly observing the
everyday occurrences of their lives, but that everybody involved in the show is there
to coerce an entertaining sequence of events. In the episode titled, Who
Can 69 the Longest, the crew realized that the competition
wasnât really going anywhere and decided to prevent the episode
from being really boring. Near the end of some of the
endurance episodes, they decided to pick up the pace and enforce
a kind of sudden death. So with the understanding that
everybody there essentially puts entertainment value
above everything else, of course the showâs bound to have some
coercive conveniences every now and then. Like I said, there are some
that bother me and thereâs no way I can completely prove or
disprove their legitimacy, but I wouldnât be recommending
this show to you guys if the many great episodes
werenât fucking hilarious. [Kenny]: Hey, letâs tell Spencer
some jokes and make him laugh! [Kenny Jr.]: No! [Kenny]: Tell him the fucking jokes. Did you know that Iâve got a big penis? [Kenny Jr.]: You certainly do! [Kenny]: Do Do Do Do Do Do! [Kenny Jr.]: *Whimpers of Pain* [Kenny]: Oh sorry Kenny Jr., did that hurt? [Kenny Jr.]: Yeah⌠[Kenny]: Hey, did you know Spencerâs mother
is so cheap, she re-uses her tampons? [Kenny Jr.]: Yeah⌠[Kenny]: Kenny Jr., are you thirsty?
Whatever. [YMS]: Whatâs important to note about this show
is that theyâve been cancelled more than once. [Kenny]: Itâs just a series of cancellations,
cancelled, cancelled, cancelled, cancelled, Our first pilot was for MTV, they paid us, you
know, 8 grand for a three minute slide show, and they pulled the plug while
we were doing the pilot, but weâre like âfilmos,â film
guys, so we finished it, we go to the CBC, we go huge,
they cancel us, Showcase picks us up, we go on GSN,
they cancel us, so I dunno, [Spenny]: Itâs a very fickle business, I
mean, and you just have to accept that. And I could be telemarketing in
a year from now, or I could be- [Kenny]: Giving blowjobs at the
corner of Hollywood and Finnes. [YMS]: Season 1 originally aired
on CBC and itâs no surprise that its timeslot stirred up
a little bit of controversy. [Host]: When they put the show on
CBC, for a lot of reasons, Iâm sure the show was cancelled. When it
was cancelled did you feel like, [Spenny]: Well, one of our racier ads actually
accidentally aired in the toddler block, [Kenny]: Well, we liked the CBC, the
âCanât be Cool,â um, but um, you know, look, what can you say? Weâre
still on, they cancelled us, weâre still on CBC Country. [YMS]: For whatever reason, their slot on CBC was
directly before the news program The National, [Peter Mansbridge]: There is one from that
last story, we thought youâd wanna see. So what caused Brierâs laughing fit? Well, there was a cat, it jumped up her
cameramanâs back and then onto the camera itself. [YMS]: So any innocently sheltered
person who decided to tune in a few minutes early to watch Peter
Mansbridge deliver the news, wound up accidentally having their
fragile world destroyed by watching one of the humiliations from the
end of a Kenny vs Spenny episode. [Spenny]: *Muffled screams* [Kenny]: Oh yeah, Spenny. Spenny has
to endure my breath for 60 seconds. So I did not brush my teeth yesterday,
I did not brush my teeth today, I am going to drink Thai fish
sauce, drink some pickle juice, eat some anchovy
paste, and chew on an onion. This is actually going to be very disgusting
for me but I think itâs gonna be worth it. *Retching* 60 seconds Spenny,
are you ready? *Belch* Go. [Kenny]: *Retching, belching*
[Spenny]: *Whimpers of fear* [Kenny]: I almost puked on that one [YMS]: Basically whoever
wins each episode gets to creatively decide what the
other has to do as punishment. So if the contests themselves werenât
already a little edgy for TV, the humiliations make sure theyâre
pushing the limits of censorship. [Spenny]: There we go.
[Kenny]: Oh, fuck off, NOOOOO! NO! [YMS]: And I respect any show that
tries to push those boundaries. Kenny vs Spenny set the
bar so high that other shows reportedly started
using them as examples, so if a show wasnât allowed to
air something, the censorship board would often hear, âBut
Kenny and Spenny did this!â [Kenny]: Itâs funny because
some people call us North Park. Because we kind of have a carte
blanche here to do things, like we did the competition
with who can drink more beer and youâre not even allowed
to drink beer on television. And then I hear now, that thereâs
like, people are like now doing productions who are like, âWell
Kenny and Spenny did that,â and theyâre like, âSo what, you can't.â and I dunno, we just like,
weâre just really lucky, I donât know why people donât, can I swear?
Fuck with us. [YMS]: So the show weâre left
with is not only something that pushed the boundaries
to a ridiculous limit, but when you consider that the show
is over ten years old at this point, it really brings a whole
new level of appreciation. [Kenny]: It doesnât look like my
shitâs dried at all. Oh, Jesus. Bottom of my balls are pooey, um,
*Phew* All I did was heat it up! [All]: Protests [Kenny]: All I did was heat it up. [YMS]: Plus if youâre the type
of person that believes the entire sequence of events in
the show is scripted and fake, then the humiliations at the end
of each episode feature scenarios where if it is set up, itâs kind of
fucking irrelevant to the humor. I mean, theyâre clearly actually doing
some really fucking disgusting things. So whether or not you believe whoever
had to do them was pre-determined, it doesnât exactly sugarcoat the
insanity of what theyâre doing. [Kenny]: Youâve heard of sushi,
this is tushi. Itâs a living. I hope you like octopus, Spenny. [YMS]: And when I say they were pushing the
limits of censorship, I mean exactly that. There was at least one humiliation
that didnât even make it onto the show and had to be changed because
it was considered to be bestiality. [Kenny]: Heâs got to give the fucking
cat a rimjob, and you get to see it, [Audience]: *Groans of Disgust* [YMS]: What the fuck! Which is even more interesting when you
consider that this humiliation got aired, [Spenny]: Okay, Iâm imagining
Iâm in a threesome with Uma Thurman, Naomi Campbell,
and Scarlett Johansson. [YMS]: So remember, kids, if thereâs
anything to learn from this show, itâs that if you lick an animalâs butt, itâs wrong,
but if they lick your butt, itâs okay. Anyway I feel like itâs important
to point out just how far these two are willing to go to provide
us with quality entertainment, because even if youâre not willing to believe
exactly how the events in the show unfold, it brings a lot of legitimacy to what
theyâre actually doing on camera. Even if youâre not willing to believe
that Spenny unknowingly took LSD, I personally find his behavior so
convincingly accurate that Iâm willing to believe that he was at least under the
influence of the drug regardless. [Kenny]: Sit down, relax.
[Spenny]: Can I touch that? WHY IS IT MOVING AWAY FROM ME? [Kenny]: That thing is making you
crazy man, take it off your head! [Spenny]: Fucking, woooaaaaahhhh! [Kenny]: Do you mind, Iâm getting dressed. [Spenny]: Wooh! Oh dude! [Kenny]: Spenny! Tell me what's going
on, man, tell me what's going on. [Spenny]: I fucking was born, man! [YMS]: Even if youâre
not entertained by the insanity of the actions
taking place on camera, thereâs tons of comedic value in observing
Kennyâs tactics to win each episode. Regardless of how real or fake you think
it is, his tactics are hilariously clever. And I think itâs pretty funny
to constantly see him come up with new ways to spend the
showâs budget each episode. Not only that but heâll often just
pull his camera crew aside to make a funny skit that doesnât affect the
outcome of the competition at all. [Kenny]: Chicken sandwiches! Could
someone get me a toothpick please? [YMS]: Anyway, I know that thereâs
people out there that have legitimate reasons not to like
the show, and thatâs okay. But to me, I feel as though it has layers upon
layers of humor and entertainment value. And although I donât like every
single episode, I canât deny that the great ones that exist are well worth
recommending the show to people. A big part of why Iâm making this
video now is because theyâve recently decided they want to
try and bring the show back. But the problem is that thereâs no
networks that would bring them back unless they can prove that thereâs
guaranteed customers that would watch it. Jamie from the show, otherwise known
as the guy that pumped air into Kennyâs ass, is currently making a
documentary of their live tour. He even had a Kickstarter campaign to help
fund it, but it was shockingly unsuccessful. So as someone that legitimately likes the show I
feel like I should at least help out a little. At this point theyâre trying to
see if they can garner enough support to create a new season
exclusively for Netflix. I mean I donât even have a Netflix
account, but would I sign up just to see a new
season of Kenny vs Spenny? Uh, fuck yeah. Anyway I have no idea how many
of you already know about this show but hopefully Iâve at least
introduced a few of you to it. Now unfortunately the DVDs are out of
print, but since Kennyâs such a cool guy, heâs decided to upload the
entire series on his YouTube channel, and if that doesnât deserve at least
a watch, I donât know what does. If the whole thingâs staged and
written, then itâs written very well. In all honesty, Iâm willing to at least accept
the possibility that this is all an act. But regardless, not only is
it so much fun to play along,
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but it doesnât stop the show
from being just as funny. You can have your hunches either way but
the truth is, none of us were there. So I suggest we all just enjoy
it for the comedy, which took a lot of blood, sweat and
tears to make, either way. [Spenny]: I canât do it. [Kenny]: Do it. [Spenny]: I canât do it! [Both Arguing] [Kenny]: I wanna see a piece
of nail in your mouth. [Spenny]: I canât, it
doesnât come off, man! [Kenny]: Chew, chew. [Spenny]: I canât- [Kenny]: Chew it. Subtitles by Dicky Hayes
When Kenny pumps air up his ass I fucking lose it, I love how astounded Spenny is, "HOLY SHIT"
Hopefully more people see this... Kenny and Spenny could use the exposure! Very under rated canadian duo!
Holy crap, kitty rimjob... didn't know about that one.
Who can sell more bibles was on of the best episodes. Also Spenny's cousin Bianca is fine!
greatest canadian show of all time.
I want season 7.
what is YMS?
I feel so bad for Spenny. He reminds me of myself so it's like watching my teenage years on tv.
There aren't very many shows I wish I could watch for the first time, but this is definitely a show a wish I could watch all the way through for my first time. It is so goddamn funny. I totally didn't know Matt and Trey produced this.