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one thing i did notice because i'm working on this monkey ball video for the tube one thing i noticed is on the races you win one aspect of your gameplay that i may sort of dip into the well on is you are more likely when you die to try something different the next time well i am more likely to try and force the square peg through the round hole until i can get it i'll just try to make it work and you'll be like okay that didn't work let me try something else what do you say and i've noticed that sort of feels like a way that uh learn something quicker that feels like i'm gonna teach you about object permanence too peekaboo what's going on here i'm thinking here's what i was thinking we could do because i think the singing ones always end up being the funniest right okay and because they're the most immediate right like shirts are funny but it's not gratifying until much later same with trophies so what if we did it loser will have to sing the female part a whole new world wait and the winner sings the male part yeah but you cannot octave down it you gotta sing female part same octave a secret place i never knew up there so let me set this stage this is a brand new monkey ball hack pack we've played the hardest before we've played the most popular before now we are playing what is known as the most creative this was postured it's like like monkey ball three basically there are three minute stages four minutes ages five minute stages crazy new innovative puzzles yada yada 10 worlds total plus 10 secret bonus worlds if you're able to find them today it'll be whoever beats world 8 right i am ready to run it baby count it down ahem 27 26. what is this what is this a joke three two one go level one done by the way oh you just finished it yikes uh you died yet wait you can't just straight shot this one oh you can't just straight shot this one all right good to know yeah wait what's up with this level music's good easy skips don't matter right now don't matter at all wait where do i go here can you go up this oh my gosh my golly hi hey all right oh what a sick level the design choices you know world 2 dude i love world 2 oh i'm not okay sure yeah you're right i'm not on world 2 what is that on world three chess shut the [ __ ] up dude world three keepers this is the beginning of a multiple hour run yikes for a truck fan sage in ajax chat right now for losers bob absolutely not a sad moment there's so much more race to be had like this is ridiculous oh i didn't think world three would be this hard you're not always three i think i go this side okay what am i doing here nice i thought so i thought so i thought so do you see that that's me trying new things aatroc would never do that that's the thing is i am going to be doing that he's been doing a missionary since he was 33 when he lost his virginity it's not good though i got a great standing [ __ ] still good they're still real clapping good though still get it done baby get the job done this is cool dude stop talking about how cool the next level is holy [ __ ] lev level three of world four [ __ ] get it baby nice nice there we go there we go yeah that's right i knew how to ollie back in the day i had a ryan sheckler skateboard whatever what the heck is going on yellow yes this one is more like a yellow maybe i don't know what this one says oh my god that was such a cool stage god you guys are good at monkey ball now and now i'm watching as a fan not a competitor it does not come in handy a lot in life but when it does i can't wait till you see world four because that's really where the cool levels are i'm just gonna meet you for the next 45 minutes i'm gonna do what you do and not talk i asked chat i asked chad if i should run that joker you can't look you do the same thing you stop talking every time you win i'm allowed to do the same you do the same thing i i don't want to [ __ ] play i'm i might just [ __ ] forfeit i'm not having any fun holy [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] oh [Music] nice i'm starting to see my fundamental flaws laid out bear monkey ball does that to a man oh a [ __ ] normal map god bless okay never mind never mind it's not normal deep breath deep breath god of control god of control in fast and furious style call me vin because i'm full of diesel you still five one five two damn after i made a nine head play people are calling me the professor leighton of real life like i didn't even prompt that you just found out about professor lane didn't you yeah i mean someone just like me the music today so i'm playing it oh i see i see i get it i get it i get it i understand oh this is easy you need to go down here oh okay of course of course of course elementary my dear oh [ __ ] it it twirls it twists and twirls and spirals breathe my feet i'm on shaky ground how much i hate you why it should tell me how many you need to do right they're calling me the leighton with piano fingers i'm just keeping updated on my chat okay i know you want him thanks buddy thanks buddy i know you want to know what they're saying and they're all saying wow is that professional with piano fingers what is that what is it even why you got sausage fingers i obviously don't you know that you've met me in real life [ __ ] i don't get this every level i don't beat first try boys we hate yuck yuck the dev really took a [ __ ] is what we say thinking uh oh okay for [ __ ] sake some direction reminder not the [ __ ] on the dev can i shoot him a little bit every time i dash bill get one [ __ ] on him yeah and every time i win a level i'll sell gradius that sounds fair [ __ ] the death i don't know who he is so it's just this ethereal being i'm yelling at to get my frustrations out that's how video games are supposed to be made every blue we stopped and we yeah there it is that's yep yes sir check that box officer on your checkmark sheet no crime here or unless speeding's a crime what are you saying i got my stream you got yours okay i'm doing my thing i got some joke people love the speeding bit they love that it's a huge hit can i say something i don't believe it yeah okay that was the easy one level check level check uh five nine still where you at five eight five eight five eight oh he's close the calories are [ __ ] coming is this a straight shot please tell me i can just hold report nope okay very cool lord knows i just want to hold forward at all times give me that monkey ball map pack 100 levels all of them you just push forward i have to get in that [ __ ] fat hole you don't understand one day when you understand what i'm saying i want you to shout i have to get into that fat hole i mean right now i gotta get something going now but you'll understand and i want you to be honest i mean i'll grip in a ribbon if you feel it say it quick question why did you say that i is a stupid [ __ ] idiot monkey with no street smarts what did you mean by that very straightforward it's very straightforward what i meant he's just a dumb monkey i think i missed the window right oh yeah i did wow crazy what would you say what would you say oh i missed the hole i missed the hole in that big fat hole i want to get him have big fat oh oh what the heck what the heck's going on oh what's going on what's going on what's going on stop stop stop stop stop oh my god what's going on what's going on chill chill chill oh we did it all right i beat the level i was in the hole and i started doing like the mouse when he's or the hamster and i was wow i hate this level oh i hate this level you're on 510 oh [ __ ] he's caught up yes level's [ __ ] oh i hate this level already dude [ __ ] warpole andy dude there's a million warpoles i don't know which one is the right one there are there like there are there's different options ah it's just everything what's that legend of zelda [ __ ] lost woods [ __ ] in fact let me throw on the lost wood song yes sir yes sir bounce yes sir yes sir bounce yes sir yeah one more one more for the fans that was actually search yeah it really wasn't that hard oh this song's kind of a banger though huh yeah yeah six one yeah yeah yeah this is probably our closest race wait what the heck oh it bounces yeah yeah it's clever clever girl it's eunice music except for like people who got their dicks cut off i'll go oh that's eunuch okay go you're still on this level right because i am no no no oh my god six one no are you really replying hey if i can take hookah on a cipher in [ __ ] bind i can take 61. yeah i actually can't do that actually yeah i'm still on it and i'm struggling ah i'm being stupid i'm actually being [ __ ] two head whoa he made up a new one for how dumb he is they're just being really stupid call it atrial head new emo baby cross cross a trackhead is actually the nine head so you should see it can you emulate my chat my head's like [ __ ] medusa oh you mean because she had like she got dum-dum head imagine her sloppy toppy i bet she grabbed greyhound turn my dick hard as a stone if you know what i mean dude yeah obviously it sounds like a very subtle code dude if you can decipher the code talk about a sex thing [ __ ] uh level check level check level check six six six that's my bit now because chris delea is a predator sick that's how it works right yeah it is let's see oh let's divvy up all luis tk stuff israel killing this game like birded to hamilton spoiler alert read it out loud to me why that guy why would you read it out loud you ready you did not have to read that comment wait you actually think that's just you don't know that alexander hamilton was shocked i'm not listening i'm not listening i'm not listening holy [ __ ] dude jesus man what the [ __ ] else you want to spoil from the movie you know i don't know that isn't mentioned the boomer milk commercial about aaron burr i don't actually know what you're talking about are you talking about little pump because that's who i like just the [ __ ] up you like teenage mutant ninja turtles that no one's [ __ ] watched i like zoey 101 okay and i like uh you like npr growing up with the nintendo ds like i like like my first handheld console being a ds that's the best thing i love that's one thing i [ __ ] love i looks like pokemon for the first time with pokemon black and white that is my like my favorite thing is like looking back at my memory this level [ __ ] [ __ ] wasting my shitty ass time [ __ ] running the same goddamn gamut over and over again holy [ __ ] i get your gimmick stop introducing it in harder and harder ways chat favorite pokemon check right now type it out little pawnee gang what it do what the [ __ ] is going on favorite pokemon what the [ __ ] give you my boomer answer gold milady milady my gamer i must become the cringe i'm going to break my [ __ ] chair this is something as navy seals instructors say go slow and steady it's not helping me [ __ ] why would that i why would i give a [ __ ] yeah i'm actually good at price from holy [ __ ] yeah actually chat coming through in the clutch on that one if the navy seals do it they're the best and our brightest the way to win is to commit as the ninja thanks man that was what i needed we must become the cringe nice breasts you have mind if i suckle nothing crazy about that bro that's just a strong pickup line man the first bend with the bouncies are kind of difficult yeah a cringe would you say it's omega cringe and then want to put on a [ __ ] fedora and then play dragon warrior not enjoyable this is [Music] [Applause] yes i am cringe no longer i did life my way guess who i am imagine a celeb no for something does that what a [ __ ] douchey way hey robert downey jr here did you like avengers you guys ever heard of iron man i am iron man i said that oh i am yeah right love you three thousand and one uh what's up with seven five you're on seven five dessert damn we are caught up and i am not liking it seven five is what we call in the business people's dog stage five cringer damn level set the whole world seven has really slowed things to a [ __ ] crawl if you win this race you have to play pogo stuck and beat it before lud i would really rather there was a bridge first of all there's zero chance and second of all it looks [ __ ] so much worse dude this is miserable i hate catching up and then finding out that you're only stalled because it's actually long and miserable so then i have to suffer by myself [ __ ] me [ __ ] me dead i had on our last actually i was like every time you complained i was like okay he's stalling this is my chance and then i get there and realize why you were complaining and it's like oh and then it would take me longer but you're the worst part is you're making it worse for me because you keep going ah i don't know man you might just bake it and then i don't i can't dude i couldn't even do that with the [ __ ] stage in view and it's not in view so how the [ __ ] i i don't even want to play i might just skip this i might just not play and take the loss and just beat the rest of the level this is this is so unenjoyable i think it's worse than pogo stuck yeah this is very unenjoyable okay no no no no outside inside outside i [ __ ] did it good [ __ ] i feel no joy you got to feel a little bit enjoyed i'm just happy it's over you know i wish i could design a pack i would design the stickers pack every stage holding four with like a little like with one big ramp or a jump or something you have to do so you feel cool yeah mine would make you feel good about yourself for sure my new laugh what do you think i'm going for weasley people like that now people are really right now what happened i'm just like ladies like if you're on tinder you're like i have a weasley laugh they're like oh you have a girlfriend of like several years what are you doing just trying to practice my laugh oh you go on tinder to try and practice your laugh is this what you're saying so you get into like an audio conversation with them presumably yeah what i'll do is i'll like i'll build this whole fake persona and try to get them uh hooked emotionally i'll talk about things they like you know i'll research them online say i'm interested in the same things i'll say hey what about a call what if we call and then i'll finally get them to that next stage let's get off tinder i'll get a phone call then when i get on the call i say psych [Laughter] i wasn't on board until this psych and now i'm all in god damn goddamn god holy [ __ ] this level is gonna suck this one's easy you have two minutes to show that you've beaten it or i'm banning you permanently just show me you're beating it and then i'll just stop talking [ __ ] i think you guys would struggle on world seven and monkey ball one ninety-nine perhaps people haven't even beaten a monkey ball game let alone a map pack design people that play the game on expert i would just i would love to see it yeah einstein was smart but what did he do in monkey ball true oh my gosh my golly it's time to [ __ ] on the dev again for another level i think if i was a little bit better i would truly love some of these levels because their ideas are creative but they make it i'm not hard yeah i'm not that good too much seven two it's not what else is there to [ __ ] on not myself not my play [Laughter] all right look here's my honest review of this game i would not recommend anybody play this unless you are incredibly good at monkey ball this is not worth your time it's not even fun it's not enjoyable you will have a bad time speed precision speed verticality flat geometry flat geometry yo so you might not get to this level if i beat it past there's a level where you build your own stage legit it actually looks quiz come on come on come on come on baby come on [Music] yes we're back on top of the monkey ball world we're back on top [ __ ] yes you beat it i'm done we're done [ __ ] yes all right brother congrats thank you sir well played another monkey ball race in the history books another one in you ready you ready yep yes sir by the way shining shimmering splendid tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide i can open your eyes he has no time to make you wander by wonder sideways and under on a magic carpet ride a whole new world a new fantastic point of view no one to tell us no or where to go or say we're only dreaming a dazzling place i never knew but when i'm way up here it's crystal clear that now i'm in a whole new [Music] in a world new world unbelievable sights indescribable feeling touring tumbling freewheeling through an endless diamond sky a new one a hundred thousand things to see i'm like a shooting star i've come so far i can't go back to where i used to be there's time to spare let me share this whole new world with you [Music] a whole new world that's where we'll be that's where we'll be a thrilling chase a wondrous place [Music] i carried you wow that last note i hit we crushed it that was that was good [Music] it's crystal clear that now i'm in a whole new world with you

Channel: Ludwig

Views: 615,655

Keywords: ludwig, ludwigahgren, ahgren, gaming, chat, stream, decides, lud, super monkey ball, race, challenge, atrioc

Id: tx9FJXOC2qY

Length: 23min 39sec (1419 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 27 2020