This Vape Makes You Lose Weight! | 10 Strange Health Products!

wait what i can choose bad effect general effect this isn't real this can't be real the effect is very good you can't make me laugh if i don't want to laugh wait is it a challenge that's a challenge okay let's catch the next breath we'll see if you make it glow on your lumen's neck your lumen by the back [Laughter] he got me dude what's up sinners welcome to dope or nope the channel where we either do good we try to avoid being bad possible for this bad boy right here you're looking at me you're probably thinking one thing tanner knows something about health and fitness look at his body hey you can know a lot about health and fitness and not be healthy or fit that's that's me you know anything about health and fitness ask me one question uh what is the best state for your metabolism during the fat burning process nevada we're going to be looking at 10 health and fitness products that are strange weird wacky looking we're gonna test and see if some of them even work what they're like are they a little bit too far off the edge too far off the ledge yeah what are you looking at nothing what was he looking at dude what were you doing with your butt just now don't worry about it i'm the king of health all right here we go first product uh type in uh vape all right blur out any butts please first off yeah we're gonna do this i think that's a butt yeah but blur the butt eliminates and detoxifies the body first off i heard this is absolute garbage your body naturally detoxifies itself so you don't need to bring things in like like a patch well that's not necessarily true tanner that is true well your body definitely detoxifies itself but you could actually be storing heavy metals inside your body that your body doesn't have a chance to process because you keep feeding with heavy metals but i am the health expert so it's okay you don't have to worry it's not a myth bro that's why i'm getting this i'm not i mean i'm this is anti-swelling so this is nice fine i'll just shut up in this video the common idea with this practice i'm talking again it's okay yeah shut up how do you use them i just got them kyle says give it three stars i'd say you know this is a real product because people are rating things without trying them we'll try tonight four stars wow why does that look like a piece of bread i thought it was a piece of bread is that dust it looked like a piece of bread just going into infinity didn't it just a little bit just an infinite piece of toad i love that that now tell me that's not healthy infinite toast the idea here is that it's pulling heavy metals and toxins from the bottom of your feet that's the idea of this product he doesn't understand the myth dude get me some snake oil you can see that we're totally just pulling his leg because matt likes to explain things i know you're pulling my leg that doesn't mean i don't like explaining things buy it now let's de-swell what is up everybody welcome to this episode of dope we already did that first product what is this a product this is a patch i think you put these patches on your feet for some reason it made a person a girl have a thicker butt actually it looks like a dude's wearing yeah i don't want to see that i'm going to put on my foot feet picks or else don't look at my feet they're a little calloused okay so this smells like ginger i hardly know it don't mind the black stuff that's my sock can i stick it on my foot oh it's so cold now put your stock back on i have to put a sock i don't see with a sock on you'd have to keep it on yeah that's what it's just for look no wrong way wrong oh that's not good there's something so silly about that this is the guy that does the screen protector and then puts the wrong part on his phone that's a nicotine patch did you lick it it said it would de-swell your tongue is your tongue swollen to begin with i got a big swollen tongue i don't think i have anything swollen on my body i can change that so i'm getting patched up everybody don't take it too hard i've never put this many wish products on my skin so it's a little bit risky by this many i made one what are you giggling about over here i've done way worse dude i literally made your nose bleed that one time matt rode me like a horse in the first episode of open i've almost broke my ankle by the way so this is like nothing and i shot him in the face with a water gun and it made his nose bleed michael gave me some 90s it was tanning lotion that was like expired and is known to like harm your skin and it started making me break out and wasn't i there saying don't do it yeah and i was like it's kind of like a replay of what's happening right now all right next product these don't do anything typical non-believers hey man if you want to be tea bagged please don't do anything honestly it's kind of working guys my body's feeling better oh this looks kind of sick matt you don't want to check this posture checker no i'll buy it then women and men adjustable hemp nope hump correction back support shoulder lumbar adjustable hump ah correction correction i'm talking about your back so it looks like you tighten this around your stomach like a belt like a lifting belt almost you could say it's a lifting belt a lifting belt is when you're about to carry heavy weight you think i don't know what a lifting built is you're an absolute [ __ ] look at this it's dark it's too dark it's so dark i almost can't see it careful let's see what these people have to say go off jasmine love it works great first off what's going on back here come on jasmine it's just her room put the socks last before i take a mirror picture and put it on the internet forever i usually think like what could i incriminate wrong i guarantee you i can find mirror pictures of you i'm gonna do it right now everyone's liking it let's see if it helps with my posture look see your homie right here takes a selfie in a dirty public restroom i like how he's trying to be candid but he's the one taking the picture he's like looking sideways as if he didn't know he was the one taking the picture oh yeah well i was you know i was keeping an eye on the door can't you just yeah can you just admit it what i took a selfie i mean it wasn't like it was a weird thing to ask wait why'd you do peeing in the background he's got his jaw in his hands and you're over here taking a picture of him dude i'm vulnerable lucky oh that's tanner that's me that's my old all that clutter that's tanner and my space days we're gonna add this to cart this is perfect for woods back issues it smells like wood's back issue it smells like a like an old aquarium how do you wear this what do you mean just put it on i feel like it's like like a lady trying to put on lingerie right now which part covers my private that's what it looks like tell me how oh okay i see matt instantly understood that's how this man works with pictures come back no don't turn around i didn't tell you to turn around it doesn't go on the front yes it does i just showed you the picture i know that wasn't the front of someone that's what i'm saying exactly okay i feel like both of you aren't listening to each other i think that's it no you did it right it's just these are supposed to be tighter but like what if i wore this shirtless how would that make you feel it'd be interesting to see if it covered the nibs as long as the goods are covered i like to think it's covering up my sick abs you're sick a minute how does it feel limiting yeah but you'll never reach those limits sorry man i don't even know what we're talking about it just sounded good no it didn't i dude i had to think about it i was like i don't know what this guy's talking about it sounds philosophical bro hey dude take a whiff of this [Laughter] that was so intruding dude that'll fix your posture better than this dude yo this thing has my posture like this stinky cheese kind of possible [Laughter] ranky stanky i'm gonna give it a dope really sure i think it turned it next product you'll get the butt one that's i'm going to try it on it's so fake i actually want to try that is this health yeah no it's not it's just pretend to make your butt bigger this counts that's not health i want to try it it counts bailey from what you've heard how often do women do this it's simple i gotta try i just gotta try to see if my butt looks bigger i just have to yeah i mean i guess it's technically fitness because you're just avoiding the actual hard part it's like mental health because you're i guess avoiding mental health lack of blood anxiety this is photoshop irl they're like trying to make this unrealistic standard for women by just constantly just blowing the butt up yeah blowing the butt up and so now all these guys are like looking at this fake stuff oh my god look at all these yeah it sucks for honest women yeah that's what i'm saying but for dishonest guys like yes i'm gonna buy it [Laughter] can we just clarify that he's buying it for himself i'm perfectly happy with the world doing its own thing i just want to see if i can make my butt look bigger i have a wood plank can i have a wood plank of a butt whose butt's bigger tanner after he puts that on her mind [Music] matt has what we call a dump truck buy now the next one is the butt thing oh no i'm about to pump it up i'm about to get a little pump in my room if you know what i'm talking about who wants to see me look like a kardashian i do i've always wanted to look at these they're like panties yikes bro i'll be back in five five whole minutes wait [Laughter] does it work do you really think i got a little dumpy a little you can't do wait bend over a little dumpy yeah kind of can you pull it up it doesn't look right it just doesn't look right pull it up you're gonna pull it up pull it up do you have it under your boxers too no what pull do you have it on your boxes the conversations at my office this is my workplace how about now garage doesn't look right no it's way too high you know why it doesn't look right it's because you didn't earn it but i mean that honestly too because if you had earned that your legs would be thicker and that's my that's my review you have to earn butts kids i'm kind of dumb thick actually what do i look like mr beast what i feel like he has a big butt dude it just looks like your actual butt is showing through i think it is you know what's crazy is i'm going to leave this in wow comfy little seat padding though was it a dope or no i think a butt is nice it's like padding on your seats everywhere yeah you ever go to a baseball game sit on the bleachers ah i need padding and i need to do more squats you know i have a butt i have about as well don't look at me i'm the one that's grinding bone against seats against me you guys decide it's a doper note no work it's a nope you got to earn your butt didn't get me worked up [Laughter] products dopes but the uh internal memory message no next product matt you got some baggies you got some baggies in your house we could try and give her some bags hey man screw you i'm gonna do this because i'm sleek and stylish just like this product you want to take control of your metaboli by vaping the lumen i don't know why they call it lumen that's a little strange to me considering i think you stuck air in and it tells you when your metabolism is running so maybe like the idea is that you're lighting your body on fire unlimited metabolic assessments i don't know why that's funny to me yeah get the green this product is a metabolic assessment and it's like you get unlimited of them just pay full price get unlimited you buy the product guess what go have it so we have to select a track we don't just get to buy the product you have to buy a track six-month track 12-month track or 18-month track i thought i could do unlimited yeah what the heck there's a video somewhere down here too i think let's watch it guys when i take my breath in the morning lumen tells me how many carbs or fats are in my body and i can make decisions i'm going to breathe into this and it's going to be like 99 sugar [Laughter] so you do breathe into it yeah okay you guys were calling it a vape so i thought like it's not a vape i'll be honest with you guys this literally just tells you where your metabolism is i could be wrong but you don't need that because the only time this is going to tell you where your metabolism is is when you're not eating if you want to lose weight guys just fast longer than 16 hours do the do the what is it yeah 18 6 intermittent fasting 24 yeah what yeah it's 24 hours yeah i thought you're like do the 24 one yeah 24 hour fasting forever if you want to lose weight you can just pass away that's a lot of weight loss anyways we're gonna buy it now let's do it this is cool this is the vape yeah this is the thing that i'm gonna breathe and it's gonna say ah fatty at least it won't be as rude as a winch yeah it'll be kind of be like needs to work on things it's a very well-crafted product i think i have to suck this oh wow he said look at that magnetism that's satisfying magnetism hello i'm lumen i don't know about that but i'm about to put my mouth on these lips you're about to put your mouth on these lips [Laughter] everything in this product is very satisfying lumen i hardly know men actually did we buy a black version or do they have a white version too the app is all white here there seems to be a discrepancy between their branding a discrepancy okay welcome back to the looming community i guess i was in here once welcome back welcome back i'm giving access to everything you own my life now sure yeah your body burns all those carbs as energy and doesn't store any of it as fat that'd be a dream yeah do it i like that i like that pie how do i just eat the pie yeah that's gonna say hear me out we ditch the vape and eat the pie hundred percent more pie hundred percent less fake vape now tell us your lumen goals set up lumen uh sure sure sure sure sure sure sure why would my goal not be everything good is there an option for living longer [Laughter] enter a goal if you have one i want to be let's say 170 to lose 15 pounds of fat oh it says by mid-january i'd have to work really hard and i don't want to that's why i'm this weight are you sure are you sure you're not just blowing into that get ready to see your metabolism in action turn on your lumen and get comfortable inhale deeply through the lumen he's getting breathalyzed live on doper now remove your lumens from your lips remove those men from your friends let's see if i can break it you can't make me laugh if i don't want to laugh wait is it a challenge that's a challenge okay we'll catch you next breath we'll see if you make it don't ever define it define you i don't do that whatever defines me white man white middle aged man this guy blows yeah he does yeah that's my boss my boss look my boss bloated analyzing your breath bro stinky [Laughter] one more breath to go it's going to know me better than my wife does soon something a little softer this time blow on your lumen's neck crush your lumen by the back [Laughter] he got me dang it dude that's funny bro the more i thought about that yeah we can come back next week and you can do the reveal you're sitting here what does that mean well you're just listening here i'm not sure [Music] it's like just like watching the vape olympics bro no i'm waiting for him to blow an oil or something nice you're burning mostly carbs right now how do they know that what i just did it measures like the chemicals in your breath okay that's what i was wondering can i [Laughter] let's try to the hospital i'll try this for an extended period of time well yeah a week and i'll let you know if if it's helping me get the slimmies let's cut to next week okay so the lumen right here been using it amanda's been using it as well she likes it a lot as well right now my nutrition plan is seven servings of carbs based on my morning breath so i just ate some carbs so i'm guessing it's gonna be at around four to five oh i'm at three that's the leg basically what that means is i'm burning both carbs and fat because i've been pretty uh rigid with following my suggested amount of carbs what's interesting here is some days it's gonna it says have a high carb day right and so then you're like yeah i'm gonna need some nice carbs when you take a breath and it's at four and you're burning carbs right when you wake up basically what that means is that yesterday you ate too many carbs and you're still burning the carbs from yesterday so if you eat more carbs now everything you had yesterday is going to start turning into fat yeah so i rate this a definite dope and i might actually get my wife one nice yeah on the next product let's go to wish let woods find something that makes his heart beat yeah what's this all right so this is what the hey what is this creep hula uh slimming circle massage fitness hoop who's got the thinnest waist though tanner well let's go by pants size what's your pant size uh what was my pants size she why are you asking a bailey what your pants size that's strange she asked what my pant size was and i told her but i forgot so i'm just firming hip okay skinny leg uh they didn't have a long enough [Laughter] pedometer pedometer hope that stays at zero it gets rid of all this action yeah so he's been doing this for the ten months and he doesn't know the the amount of time to spend on something oh is this the thing that you like swing i'm very curious whatever can withstand the beating that this box is taking what okay i'm even more curious now thin enough for you to scream wait what stop i probably record this are you not recording no i'm recording i should probably like use it i was like why are we doing this oh this is gonna be fun oh no i'm too fat isn't this the video that said i should stop being lazy i can't get a full breath of air i'm getting claustrophobic just take it off for now no oh gosh oh do you want me to try to put it on so you don't have to do it again you're bigger guy than i am thanks oh you did do it you're scarier than me it's kind of satisfying it kind of feels like a like a hot wheels track on your stomach dude i'm about to sling around this bowling pin welcome to my workout i'm gonna hit in the face i'm gonna lose some teeth i'll be able to get rid of this butt thing because i have a real one after give it a start give it a start though oh you're right watch out you got oh gosh sorry everybody watch out range in danger make sure you're not within my radio okay whoa look at that is it counting no but it looks sick though i wish his face was on camera because he was like there's like 80 percent of me that was like there's no way he just headbutted that for the so what does it feel like do you feel good yeah man have you are you firming hip yeah the weight loss period suggests regular work and rest reasonable diet and better effect no way dude they say to eat better and you'll lose weight if you eat better exercise more wait get good sleep and use this product you'll lose weight that product's a dope actually i think it's actually pretty fun yeah let's keep jingling it what are you doing can we just censor that out yeah what is that what is that bro four dollars something about that cervical spine massage i've been waiting for one of those what's a cervical spine massage do you want your cervix massaged it's not your cervix circle isn't that like not humpty is that where babies come from cervical spine not cervix yeah from the baby cervical spine now cervical spine search that welcome to dope for nope we're teaching anatomy see the cervical spine neck region consists of seven bones this is not my neck my neck doesn't look like that okay this is just rude bro what is this this is just rude new way for lazy people to lose weight even be lazy this is so mean bro this made this ad this is pretty distasteful this is such a distasteful product is this saying we're gonna shake the turd out of you you're gonna lose weight wait what i can choose bad effect general effect this isn't real this can't be real the effect is very good there's no way we actually even receive this product dude that was haunting that this exists i really hope this gets to me wait what is this oh goodness gracious here we go [Laughter] started vibrating like a bulldog where does this go your cervical spine that sounds aggressive what are you speaking to it it's good or not good it's a poop make you want to poop back massages do make me happy i i'm feeling something and i think it's this vibrating device behind me it's honestly after after some time i am feeling a little bit more relaxed that's good better to feel more than less you know like i think i'd like it higher up though you know what i'm saying it's like the it's like the scary movie vibrating stuff [Music] i can't hello this phone when you're when you're masseuse calls [Music] i don't like that thing i say no i don't think vibrating your belly fat is going to remove it just vibrate in the club next product that's this looks like fun five times a week 30 minutes a day 30 minutes a day you're just like for 30 minutes bro you definitely lose weight yeah you'd wreck your spine bro your spine's not meant to do that for for like four hours a week there's no stuffing in the ball please fill it by yourself [Laughter] and i'm gonna ship to me directly with no stuffing in the ball okay any stuffing in this ball and you lose money i swear if they don't let me stuff the ball myself i'ma lose my mind i've been trying to stuff that ball for years okay woods it's time for you to poopy hoop what do the products say specifically both fat and thin can be adjusted to the appropriate size i put it bluntly use a screwdriver to loosen the screws put what seems to be six ounces of black tar heroin into your thing this is kind of just a cool mechanism it's just a roller coaster bro let's see those hips might need to take a couple links off thin thin thin one call you my little thin mint hey my little kid oh shoot look at him go dude you take this into the club dude no one's gonna grind on you it's like the anti-grind device get away from me women can wear this in the club and not worry about you know the men getting all up close to them yeah you can put like a weight in there yeah just like start like really getting good at you know aiming it comes up to you starts grinding on you twerk chinchilla twerk yeah that's the last thing you should do no no here's what a guy's coming up to you trying to grind on you you twerk you throw it into his mouth dude i can't dude it was genuine i can't dude yeah pop it in his mouth tanner momma dolls self-defense class in the club you guys know what i meant throw it back into imagine traveling with this but putting alcohol on it or something good for like a rave or something yeah [Laughter] don't knock my teeth out with that [Music] dang dude you got no hip movement yeah this guy looks like he's doing a robot what was that bro you threw something metal something came off you threw a bolt out yeah screw came out this kid shook a screw out that's called good hit movement i'm gonna write this a dope just because it's fun and it's well made nice product should i get some candida hey babe i heard you went to canada last weekend yeah i loved it i hate candida have we used this before matt did we use these bracelets in regi black germanium raid rage radiation radiation protection oh that's a j anti-snoring wow anti-snoring bracelets i might try that i'm getting this i'm gonna get in black and gold i want to really see it i'm more so interested in the snoring do you snore oh yeah only if i sleep on my back well maybe you should stop eating and being lazy cake boy by now will this be a band that makes tanner dance that's not bad looking so they pretty much have morse code from braille does it look like i'm running fast this is i mean it's an obvious note i mean how much longer we need to talk about how dumb this is guys if you see me lose a lot of weight recently it's because lead poisoning it's because of this i'm going to keep wearing it it's not bad looking though about this what on earth what fitter spitters how many things are we just going to attach to our stomach most men see gentle and kind women like this not like this what on earth this is the most toxic how are this is not okay why is wish so toxic bro this is horrible these people don't even need to work out they're calvin klein models i'll be climbing on i'm not even overeating that's so upsetting we gotta try it woods i'm not even going to we have to try it let's get the fitters all right i'll go back to the fitters i'm not proud of its message either but we gotta put them on blast publicly you're right shipped to me by let's go oh god what is this corn what is this corn yeah that's what fat is dude when you eat too much corn it just stores in yourself he called fat corn [Laughter] what are these are these just more vibrating things yeah they've got dual motors why do they do that that's not even a real like nine why nine uh means you're uh what are you gonna say on my buffoons means are up low decibel quiet do not bother these are so dumb all they do is just vibrate this is a note it's a nope all it does is vibrate and make fun of people for their weight you're looking pretty stupid wish.com wish you wish we liked you i just cooked wish in front of the whole class next thanks wish thank you guys for watching this episode of dope or no not is just goddamn burning some stick calories looking good man uh come back and watch another video next time also watch one of these two videos if you want to be a millionaire if you are a millionaire my venmo is no i was kidding we'll see you next time bye

Channel: Dope

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Keywords: dope or nope, dope, matthias, hi5 studios, funny, funny videos, comedy, jokes, amazon, amazon prime, health, wish, wish health, bad health, strange health, vape, tech, gadgets, lumen, weight loss, lose weight, strange, amazon haul, amazon gadgets

Id: VY9zol6RisY

Length: 28min 9sec (1689 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 13 2021