This Non-Euclidean Minecraft Map is Absolutely SURREAL.

all right time to play the museum of ingress i don't know what that means but we're here all right it's time to play is it still the same room yeah i'm just used to rooms disappearing behind me all the time now i have ptsd remind check journal on desk before going outside oh okay okay buckle up everyone we got some juicy backstory after investigating the supernatural i have found nothing hope has come in a letter coming from the institute of historical findings they want me to look at a strange artifact hey hey go and look at your own artifacts alright i'm not indiana jones days after the artifact arrived people started disappearing photos of the artifact just show up as if it weren't even there they are claiming now of people vanishing i believe this is just another hoax but must look into it personal note this better not be a hoax every time i check a vanishing person instead the person comes back a week later saying they were just on a vacation oh i guess we i guess we gotta investigate this this hoax is there anything up here no i i'm just burning myself alive cool all right i'm gonna just grab this clothes because why not i'm gonna grab these rain clothes boom up uh oh okay oh some supernatural thing didn't happen to me then this is just me going all right gotcha look at this very normal museum what is happening with those fishing things all right i'm losing frames so i'm guessing there's a lot of portals around here 3d model room down to the detail cool biscuits oh my god i have acquired the vault we can just leave we just grab all these and then we can just leave them up we don't have to be here anymore and now we just waltz out of here mission accomplished [Music] painting of the world have a look around okay cool i will hey look that's like art but do you know what's better than art doing art with your friends and you know what you can't do art with your friends without that's right a minecraft server so you should go to bisecthosting.com and use code theo monty to get 25 off that's like 75 probably i supposed to be doing something right now key to the employee area is upstairs okay how do i get upstairs can i like go around the building oh it's all like blank and empty okay so there's nothing around the back that's sad well what do i do then the only way i can go is this way oh that's not that's okay this isn't right this is not okay press to unlock 4d room okay oh oh we have a new room see art in a new perspective 4d room exhibit okay oh oh oh there's like stuff oh it's like a copper soup that's a doctor who reference for all of you uncultured swines press to open the hall i have opened the hall the hall nice the journey is a reward itself okay this looks very suspicious i am so paranoid i'm constantly checking behind me something is definitely going to happen called it called it what like what is happening right now what all right well guess i'll just go this way nothing's out of the ordinary here this is a normal historical exhibition i'm just having a nice little friendly visit to the art gallery let's go amazing oh and that's there okay makes sense to me 3d model room okay um oh it actually is a 3d model all right i'm calling this right now what is it why does it like i hear growling all the time use if stairs out of order the stairs are definitely going to be out of order i'm going to end up in the same spot uh-huh yep i go down i come from the top yep called it called it everything's quite normal oh cool now i'm in the 3d model this should this doesn't cause me an existential crisis at all all right i've jumped off the edge it was i supposed to jump off the edge aha okay i was supposed to jump off the edge all right we're good hey look a button i'm sure this won't do anything bad all shapes and sizes oh i'm at the top now okay what is what is this this is not as it's not supposed to be a zoo what oh oh damn he thick oh oh dave he a tall boy yes solid bro eat a salad okay what happens now do i go through the big one become small and then go through there yep all right got it got it owned can you shut the up for a second time to go back i guess curved room circle curve all the way oh damn dang i like those curves you kind of just vibe through here we also lose all of our fps that's another thing we do there are so many portals i'm at 20 fps i need to get out of this spot as fast as possible okay i need frames i need frames to youtube unlike interactives okay okay yeah this way boom awesome interactive exhibits cool awesome and then we just kind of fish fish how how what how fish who did this who who fish what fish in museum in notting water who did this who who allowed this to happen what is going on loving this awesome yeah that happened i don't know what's going on oh yes i can take the fish to its natural habitat come on fish come on fish swim i'm sure it'll be fine okay i have the storage key i i have it okay now we just leave boom haha easy i win get cooked okay yeah this definitely goes on forever like 100 all right what am i i i press deliver three level security system okay oh there's so many barrels do i have to check all of them on like one frame per second two oh god where do you believers oh there's one there's one there's one oh where's the other one where's the other one oh wait wait wait wait boom easy easy easy okay all right there we go easy okay all right here we go set the mood we want the we want the vignette we want the rain sounds okay here we go the artifact seems to have the ability to warp space oh my god the museum director wants to use it to create new exhibits this is exciting times for the museum not only can i create space but i will bend it to my will thanos in minecraft what size shapes they mean nothing i call this dimension folding wow that's a really creative name for a dimension once we're done the museum will make tons of money ah these these capitalists and they they money making schemes god it is they've come too far had her first accident today i knew something was wrong when i couldn't find carl he apparently was shrunk i don't need to get into much more details let's just say the shoe doesn't fit the foot anymore whoa i i get it that was like a joke okay normal cool i'm in the nether now wow this place is red kind of like you know tomatoes the nexus connection to all dimensions found what is happening why am i in rgb is this the inside of a pc gamer setup oh no okay it totally seems like i'm gonna have to go through every single one of these i guess we just go from left to right all right parkour time baby huh oh yep all right solved okay okay all right okay okay we try this again oh never mind yep okay got it got it got it got it and then boop and then boop and then boop and then and then yeah let's go red nexus key maybe placed on red wall poggers so do i have to just oh okay all right got a speed run got a speed run uh this place this place it's a it's a puzzle i go through here i go yep and then i go through here uh and i need to get big so i go through here uh i go i go small actually and i go through here i go through here is what i do i go and i go through i go i i i change of plan i go this way uh-huh yeah no and then i i flick that lever and then i go this way right what happened oh now that's open okay how do i get up there there's definitely more in here right oh and that's there that's there wait wait what i don't know what's going on oh wait that that does that oh oh i got it and then i i sprint i sprint i go numb and i go oh boom and i go this way i do some epic parkour and now i'm here all right and then i grab this amazing amazing and then i go this way boom look at that easy destroyed okay all right jump jump jump jump jump a park oh god i am a parkour god oh here we go here we go oh my god look at that speed run all right what's this place what's up in an arrow oh well i can't get in there god damn it i just go over here i guess maybe yeah okay come on come on you got this you got this you got this boom yes look at me go look at me go oh diamonds oh here's a puddle here's a puddle oh okay well no one what's this achieved what's what is what is being small achieved oh wait i can climb up here i can climb up here oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god okay big brain big brain and then i climb up here yes yes yes yes i see what all this is for now it's all for parkour oh this makes total sense now i'm small boy i gotta get over there am i big enough okay all right i'm just the right size i guess i have to parkour then i have to make that jump don't i okay this is it yeah okay cool cool cool cool i do not trust my hand-eye coordination at this point in time okay all right stress over all right cool boom poggers this way time baby all right this is where i came from god damn it okay well no we're going to the village why is huh not quite sure what's happening but i guess we'll check out this village first all right i'm i'm i'm legit confused that um this is that was actually horrifying that that little slight view that i had there for a second that was horrifying oh wait that's a thing oh now i'm on the top of the roof what's happening here ray okay i guess i parkour over here oh oh i solved the case i'm so smart all right time to see llama boy llama llama llama drama kalama huh i hear a heartbeat and i it's making me feel uneasy oh wait there's ladders here the heartbeat is over there and getting louder oh okay guess i'm stuck in here now wait am i small wait i am small what when did that happen stair time and i'm not going anywhere am i am i even like an inch closer to the top than i was when i started that is strange huh cool all right you know what time it is right you know what time it is baby it's lime time this is parkour is this library parkour am i gonna parker on the top of all of these things parkour god incoming all right and then i go this way oh are we back in 2013 what happened is this the dropper am i what i guess i just cool i guess i just imagined that we were back in 2013 then all right that's fine lime time has been lime slimed i don't i guess we if this is a maze right yeah yeah look how easy it is i am incredibly clever look at me go okay this is it this is it oh oh what did i do what did i do oh i know what i did i made my game run worse okay my i am getting like no frames per second so you know that's cool using the artifact i've created the ultimate containment if you find this notebook know now that i exist as one with the artifact i have become a god i will shape the world nate all the worlds in in in my imagine aha yeah you go i'm impressed that you have come this far know now that i cannot allow you to live knowing what you know am i gonna die then oh jesus oh that is this uh i'm gonna look away from it and i'm gonna press this lever and hopefully this will cause my frames to you know go back to normal is there another one over here yep okay i'll just i'll just is that door open now yes it is ah glass cutter may break red stained glass aha okay well here we are uh so let me just think about this current predicament that i'm in right now so the situation is there is a highly explosive crystal in containment uh it seems like that is the thing that's been causing all of the the strange non-euclidean things and i've been given glass cutters that can break the one thing that would let me in now oh i actually had a heart attack i thought it would give me more time to make a funny speech well that was the the the it's the something gallery the the the museum no the it's a museum it's something museum [Music] you

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Id: mIJhPa708Xc

Length: 12min 21sec (741 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 02 2021