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did we do an intro no well you can just use that as the intro do we do an intro no yeah this is a very lazy video hello everyone this is your daily dose of Internet a few days ago a door on a plane suddenly opened and fell off a few minutes into a flight you see that there that's my airport that's PDX oh so you asked me to fly in here on this plan that didn't have a door knowing that this this could have been me Brian this could have been the plane this plane was doing the route of Portland to La oh my gosh Brian tried to kill me do you remember when I said to you oh Brian I'm going to sleep in and get take the evening plane it was the morning plane it was the same Brian tried to kill me and he's like I'll get him next time so when are you coming to visit next dude the intrusive thoughts would kill me I'm like oh man like that would be a perfect opportunity but like does anyone have what are they called children no no I wouldn't draw my child out there I forget it whatever it's gone I 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C we need him from Pokemon packs yes bring him in for the Pokemon packs for sure 100% look at that cut that's beautiful I feel like this should be illegal what should be legal uh oh to make it smaller they do this and then they cut it like a normal Pizza they eat the leftover thing I'm cool with that I don't have an issue why does he feel that should be illegal the thing is you're paying for that size and then they take a chunk out of it clearly didn't fit in the Box though yeah that's probably why they're doing it I don't know bro if you buying a piece that that big and you're upset about that slice in the middle you're probably a fat [ __ ] yeah you're no you're a fat [ __ ] and you need to check your life I like when you're controlling a tube very enjoyable shut up D I hate Just Go videos Just Go videos up there click videos up there oh sorry sorry sorry sir sorry sir just click videos up there and then you right click don't left click [ __ ] why why right click because then you allow us have to keep going back right click new window and then you just X off the window click again do a new tab yeah I like when you're controlling it went from I like when Brian is do oh [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it man Cal the [ __ ] down oh yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] love that [ __ ] I love American Aviation okay that guy near got decapitated that makes my dick do stuff What's Happening Here is a party this is what we see on geog right funeral oh it's a funeral oh I was [ __ ] making jokes as well I don't know who sounded worse whoopsies oh poor guy that's so unfortunate that would happen in an Irish Pub as well you know the way they have the way but it wouldn't happen man because like what do we wear like we all wear black like you can tell the suits are on oh yeah they were too poor to afford suits got it Brian understood look at this my kill streak deploying flares when someone's trying to shoot it down oh my God it's on fire a few days ago a plane had to make an emergency landing this is the other plane Brian was planning for me to go home on if he doesn't go on the first plane where the door explodes open he might go on the one where it goes on fire oh that that nearly got me as a jump scare you deserve it for judging them kids being kids man leave kids be kids in public fat cat fat ginger cat my daughter can't wait to watch the Garfield movie she loved the trailer in the cinema she loved it oh was that when you brought her for the the 13th time to the DU yeah we went we went again last Thursday I think and she loved it just as much as the first time are you going to miss that you had popcorn on a fizzy drink oh had water chicken and Ranch Water chicken and Ranch uhhuh I don't have popcorn around a toddler it's it's a it's a chizer it's really bad oh okay popcorn marshmallows super super bad for kids I wait till she's gone to bed then I have my marshmallows and popcorn that's right responsible dad right here so I just found out that hippos don't like snow yeah don't blame him why would you think oh yeah this this guy's going to look freezing snow and his M sorry editor was muting all the coffin editor muted all I don't know I didn't hear her thing I don't think car windows are supposed to do [Music] this uh you may need a new car a few days ago something strange happened in the Philippines millions of fish started throwing themselves onto the beach damn fish for days boys Easy Money infinite fish glitch GTA 5 one of my subscribers sent me this video of their car glitching every time you hit a button the car horn someone's rewired that someone's rewired that every single button we don't know what's wrong with it we don't know how to fix it and H you think the horn does I bet it wasn't this I knew it has a really awesome [ __ ] friend that's an amazing prank he knows what he's doing that's so funny I was like honk the horn I wonder what's going to happen this dad spoke to his daughter through the doorbell camera welcome home [Music] Beller that's a no approved one yay Christian joke whome whome Christian J yay she's so happy like what's so funny God what's so funny am I going now yay hello Hank oh the noise in bed was great I want to hear that again hello Hank bro we're laughing at this more than to try not to laugh challenge oh my God he actually ate the top of the mic it's gone I'm almost your sister's age I'm 25 you are yes here we go you guess 42 like 44 okay okay you're a child so I'm not going to throw hands right now I'm just going to do your nails it's just right afterwards you're ow you're squeezing my hand very ow ow no no it's fine we're almost done she knew she was in Danger watch watch watch the hand yeah back retracting it a little bit like I feel like I'm said something wrong a meteorologist in North Dakota was trying to burn ice off his driveway when he accidentally made made a fire tornado he's a wizard kill him oh oh are they fighting over a fish I guess so I guess they were fighting look at that that's like a street fighter move this delivery driver was upset that this customer didn't leave a tip so she left this note in her bag only to realize that she made a [Music] mistake ignore you keep that why because I didn't see a tip on the app and I put a little card in there so please keep that I'm sorry no I just had cash please take it's okay it's okay cuz it's okay thank have a good night was like [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] skanky ass [ __ ] I [ __ ] on your food next time you order from me I left you I left you an Applebee's gift card ignore everything I said she couldn't take the note out be like H can I take that note out real quick left it in there left it in there felt bad I think it actually had the note you're right let's read it lucky for you I didn't bother the food but next time consider tipping your driver did you know what wasn't that bad of a note actually pretty nice much better than what me you were saying Hell yeah you keep that why because I didn't see a tip on the app and I put a little card in there you know what that's called ladies and gentlemen it's called swallowing your pride and done with absolute fantastic gravitas well that's a big complicated word he's used right there folks she handled that so well you know I [ __ ] up I'm wrong you keep that and then this girl was even kind of say no no no no I insist you know what it reminds me of Father Ted Mrs doyan and the other women no no go on go on go on no I insist no go on go on then they start fighting I pay you won't put that away now don't be stupid Mrs doy no no no no now just put your money away you're mad no no no no take money take money oh the Hulk yes this would be me is a dad trying to be cool and show off and then the tiniest little thing tripped him over the tiny that was so tiny look how flat that looks I don't see anywhere for him to trip there look that's the slightest oh my gosh oh no Hulk rip Hulk sad Hulk failure as a dad oh get divorced look at the face on this dude right here everyone's loving it everyone's loving it dude the Dad tried to be the coolest dad ever she trying to go for a walk when her dog spotted something bro how did what the hell was that camera swap KN Vision oh my god wow she was really hey what you doing I watching to eat your dog can I that dog playing any a flying piano for his music video that's sick now his Landing though I'm not too sure you know what that's a pretty good way to get some views on a music video if you're an up and up and Comon artist that's smart man yeah you got to do crazy [ __ ] like that risk your life or become a gay Satanist and sell your soul to the industry that that works I can't what's I don't know his name little nasx that's the fell but if it's not him there'd be another gas Satanist Sam Smith honestly they love their gay Satanist music industry they love it all right let's continue now this is a cute one with a pig in it the pig sit good job good piggy good wild cat oh my God it's Dobby from Harry Potter Dobby's got socks and fleas Tubby's free Tubby's fre incarnated Tubby's been nuted but not by a profession buy a homeless man under a bridge oh man I'm free I [ __ ] can I've seen some [ __ ] a wizard turn me into this please break the curse this police officer agreed to let a magic eightball decide whether the driver gets a ticket or not out what good oh that you're going to get a ticket no I won't get a ticket go that's cool that's cool W cop W cop I feel like this should be illegal that was really impressive that was actually very good oh no oh no ground oh oh my god I've heard of vegans but what is this yeah this is the other spectrum of vegans oh my God carnivorus hippus oh my God bro yeah I hate I hate this equally as much as I HTE vegans if not more she looks like your man that does them hi everybody I'm going to be doing a tornado I don't know that reference you don't know what's his name I definitely don't know what his name okay guys let's do a super tornado siren okay okay now back to the woman yeah husband and wife their husband and wife for sure for the first time ever someone finally defeated Tetris 13-year-old has finally defeated the game that was released back in 1985 scooty blue scooty nerd oh my God so what he did was it's not that he made it to like as far as possible there's a certain code glitch thing that you have to do a certain sequence to find the death screen it's a weird convoluted thing that people have tried kid kid I got way better way better way to spend your time watch and ENT and get [ __ ] all right kid yeah look at the master here put the tetris aside if you grow up you can look like Nola entertain and [ __ ] dude that's all this kid needs look that this going to take penitentary chances huh CH cheese pizza should be should be should be outlawed is it that bad dude it's the nastiest pizza possible have you been there a few times I went there long long long ago before ever having a kid it was one of the worst experiences of my life wait wait what were you doing in the chuckecheese when I had a kid I was in San Diego went with Louis and with [ __ ] it was so [ __ ] the pizza tasted like uh the pizza tasted like 99 cent cheese pizza if you can imagine a pizza that's made for 99 Cent and it it would be a mix of uh carboard and uh probably the the the cheapest oldest cheese that's gone stale it was awful what was the kid's reaction it didn't look like gourmet food from his reaction was it like super hot going take penitentary chances huh oh it's like super hot second degree burn oh you edit anyway oh this kid's going to grow up to be a psycho that kid's going to grow up to be like a UFC fighter or something what the hell the New Year's Eve fireworks celebration in Portugal was kind of crazy that's sick wow that's [ __ ] dope can't tell if it's [ __ ] World War II or this is terrifying I could imagine a Sirens plan we will bom them on New Year's they will never see it coming everyone's just out celebrating and it's like the they can't discern the difference between a firework and a [ __ ] bomb that has to be written into the Treaty of Versa there's no bombing on New Year cuz that's shady that shady [ __ ] this guy got the worst leg cramp possible after a workout looks like bro I hate it when oh god I've never seen it like that oh my God I know the editor is vomiting it's just muscle spasms it's not that weird I know the editor is in [Music] pain through the floor yep that scream is so good that's such like a ' 90s horror scream she was supposed to throw a coin behind her head into this Fountain but threw her phone [Music] instead that reminds me of OB wild cat sent me something I want you to show y nice fish Lo C sent me down you [ __ ] now NOLA has a new idea for his next flight home to Ireland I'm not doing that you just get [ __ ] arrested for that no's going to be at the toilet just looking at the toilet like dude that is no man you can't can't do that you must have been so bored how bored you have to be on a flight to do that oh come on dude oh I'd be so pissed if I went in after him and I took a [ __ ] I'd be so pissed look at that explosion I don't think he wants it no give it to be fair it looks gross you know I always wonder about that like with with medicine for kids medicine you get fruity like strawberries cinnamon sauce and all this nice stuff right dog medicine there's no flavors there's no nice flavors they want to make like dog medicine that goes in their mouth like chicken flavor or beef or something really nice and the dog would like to take the medicine when they do that Bri because the dog can't talk and complain I will speak for all dogs when I say I want chicken beef medicine make it happen man this lunch box was forgotten in a locker and was rediscovered a year later no this ain't going to be good boy Bro Look at that this is NOLA taking off his underwear [ __ ] off it's exciting one what the hell they didn't get squished I was thinking about saving that one for to try not to laugh but I didn't think you'd laugh at it now you did the recent windy conditions in the UK oh yeah wow that is windy it's going to fly off there's no way it just breaks apart wow great guys great there goes a couple of hundred, down the drain yeah it is government is [ __ ] awesome did you see in Francisco they spent half a million and I think it was 5 years or something like that it might even be longer half a million dollars for uh new new uh trash bins you want to take a guess how many uh trash bins they built with half a million dollars in 5 years how much half a million and 5 years how many newly designed bins did they build and place in San Francisco 50,000 zero zero they cancel it all all right they spent half a million in 5 years to do nothing that's how I feel about windmills windmills are so [ __ ] [ __ ] they're so [ __ ] they kill birds they're [ __ ] absolutely breaking down constantly and they're ugly they're ugly they're ugly and wind is super inconsistent like they think windmills are like solar panels in California it's not like that yeah you tell them y I don't know was friends with a cat that lived at this house but didn't know the cat recently died he was then seen a few times trying to find the cat not knowing what happened Kitty that was a good cat impression a that's sad what's cat dead yes the whole [ __ ] thing is the cat died and he kept coming back looking for the cats yeah I I had two cats outside my house in Ireland there for a while mother and the baby and then um eventually only one of them was showing up the other one wasn't showing up anymore so they're dead too there's another happy I mean sad cat story sometimes the trash in a garbage truck will catch on fire so this is what they do during an emergency wow wow look at that he's moving forward he's dropping all of it this is not this is this is not good AKA don't own la don't own la anytime any day of the week this guy stepped in to break up a cat fight oh man they're squaring up just dragging them away it's not worth it man it's not worth it dude talking about my life you're lucky pal you're lucky I know I showed this guy in my channel a few times where he jumps through drive-through windows but I never provided made an update fast food drive-through workers have had enough that Tik Tok guy with that bull again oh he got sick of his [ __ ] dude I've always thought about this you know those people that would go up and it was a trend for a little bit of a while people they would drive up they would get their like order and they would just [ __ ] dump it right in front of they just [ __ ] mess with the food once they get it I always wondered why this never happen happened to one of those people you know what I mean like oh yeah I know this guy he's from Tik Tok he's going to pull some prank [ __ ] I'm going to get him this guy had the right idea dude he probably got fired but you know get hired somewh else there's loads of fast food places he most definitely got fired there's loads of fast food places bro who gives a [ __ ] if you get fired from a fast food joint that Tik Tock guy with that look at that smart he's ready I'm right in the face it's probably a lwuit too let me catch the frame the frame is spicy you lose that is majestic there's this trend where people see if doctors can put a needle into a balloon without popping [Music] it bro you know what I always thought about this you know when Co hit and there was a [ __ ] ton of vaccinations for everyone they obviously had to bring in a ton of people to do like this which is like vaccination shots I'm telling you man and this is whole conspiracy theory this is Uncle David kicking in here right but I think people that had issues with vaccinations I think it's possible it was due to the person injecting it wrong cuz if you got a ton of people there's going to be so many inexperienced people doing injections well yeah I can speak for my mother she's had to do some like Health stuff and they injected into like the wrong area for the vein she had I'm not going to say I'm not to it wasn't an Irish nurse not going to say because I'm where I'm not that kind of person but it was definitely a new person to the country didn't speak much English and uh was very aggressive with the needle and really did damage to her arm and she was terrified terrified of needles and that happened recently the past like five six years I might be on to something there guys I might be on to something they hired a bunch of people that barely knew how to do needles to give a bunch of injections into people and I think some of them [ __ ] up yeah I only had in America twice and they were solid yeah I one in W in America and she was Asian so I knew she was going to do a good job and then you know they don't [ __ ] don't [ __ ] around you know she doesn't want to disappoint her parents you know Asian Asian joke and then and then the other one in Ireland was in an actual Hospital not like a some walk-in thing at a hotel or not like Brian going to Costco or anything like that you know yeah well Costco is not bad either good Pharmacy they ins sand facilities at Costco I went into Costco recently with aiyah dude it was wild it felt like a theme p compared to like going into a shop in Ireland it's a theme park for dads I think oh look at the savings huge TVs Crazy Prices you can do your car insurance your eye care while you're doing all that you can line up for a hot dog for $150 you can get like 80 hot dogs for like $70 did you get one no anyways keep playing keep playing Costco's awesome she lost and she lost her luggage two things she lost yeah he just just drop kicks her luggage off ah see you lose now your luggage is mine ooh Nintendo switch a railroad crossing gate fell into someone's car and I guess they didn't care so they just kept driving it would be a pain in the ass to stop in the freeway like that so I you know what I don't I don't absolutely hate it I don't snore often like I'm not a snorer but there's times where I lie in a certain position and then I'll start to let out some snores and she hits me oh a not as hard not as hard not as hard though that reminds me one time I was asleep and I was sleeping like this sideways and Aaliyah she approached me from my back I can't hovering over me and whatever dream I was having she woke me up at a really bad time and I swung back with like a close fist like that swung back and hit her no just like a reaction like someone at my back I got to defend of myself I swung back like that and I hit her I'm sorry I don't hit women oh sorry j I was asleep I was asleep I was fully awake ready to [ __ ] fight you hit me three times oh it's a deep sleep deep sleep deep very deep sleep how do you even find out that you can do something like this nose something on the nose oh some people's faces are super sticky wao that was crazy wait a second are you able to put like uh Spoons on your face and have them hanging on your face no no I've never tried it dude I had a cousin also named Brian let me guess you're not very close with that guy either what do you mean he's all right oh he's all right oh okay I thought youd take most of your frustration out on me because of him no he's cool he's cool whatever thing we got into when we were younger he decided to show off one day that he could hang a lot of spoons from his face that's how he gets so much if I remember correctly he did like five spoons or more maybe even six it was like one in his chin it was like one in each cheek it was like one in his nose and he was able to put him on his forehead as well I don't know how he [ __ ] did that one he had a bunch of spoons on his face so I think he has the same thing that she has get a spoon there Brian can you stick a spoon on your cheek or something no back on get a spoon there no going to be [ __ ] ar e he Bastard Jesus Christ that got me so bad I flinched I flinched so bad oh wow that was some UFC that Cat Knows Jiu-Jitsu dude there's a new exhibit in New York City that allows you to recreate the iconic steel beam photo do you know how many people died doing that they're just like I'm a tourist people died making this hundreds and thousands [ __ ] Americans that was probably British people actually British are pretty much the American Europeans aren't they that's kind of how we view them and we're the Mexicans yeah very go that's geography summed up pretty well right there Brian what did he do what was funny when you get insulted for no reason you're left confused what the [ __ ] did I do that is the end of this video we hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys what a weird clip to put at the end there what a what the dragon Bry to another recording well Brian you think you're done get your [ __ ] ass H in this Discord not another Channel another no not another one that you can't do in your own CU you're boring you're boring too [ __ ] here's the end 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Length: 28min 56sec (1736 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 29 2024