This is why you are bery single

today's topic we are going to be reacting to other Jubilee videos last time to people like you guys are being unfair okay you guys just picked the worst one out of that whole channel so we're gonna pick the other two episodes of Jubilees uploaded do you wanna start with the man or the woman [Music] are you guys men's rights channel are you guys Loki finding the most detestable ladies to do this bro it makes me speak up alright let's go nothing to stop me I'm all the way out I mean I'm hoping not to continue this pattern of very very bad men [Applause] [Music] [Music] how many guys do you think end up with me three anything I wanna see what yeah sounds like what she's I think last time I picked zero for the last girl she got one so I'm gonna pick one this time even though I think she deserves zero I [Music] [Music] love to dance so I don't like it when I'm with somebody who's a total debbie downer or boring and just kind of stands there and doesn't want to dance every time a guy leaves like her father left what she takes a really terribly every time a guy it's a guy Jesus I would definitely want someone open-minded but not freak so you shouldn't be in two feet but you know a little choking for fun can we just say there's nothing freaky about choking like that's pretty much the baseline for 90% of women I'm not talking about it's like I'm just talking about like gently placing some pressure on both sides of the neck in order to not suffocate her but hit that pressure okay okay feels like sometimes I'm like hitting it and I'm like I was looking at the girl and I'm like choke me you know so I she chokes me I'm like yeah anyways but normally if I say talk me go this way I do like him tall because I'm pretty tall for an asian girl and when I put on my heels I would like to still be shorter than mom I am so they need to be I think at least 511 but I prefer like six feet tall that's absolutely stupid that you put on shoes and you determine I can't be with someone it's gotta be one of the dumbest and half of the night you're gonna be like oh my feet hurt carry me I would not want to be with somebody who wants kids within seven years I love kids I've been in on since I was ten so I'm like unnatural around babies and kids but I want to really just share a love with somebody that's so great and it's all about loving each other before we can you know bring somebody else in the world I think you should be mentally stable as well financially stable because you're gonna be responsible for shaping their future it says things better than the other one oh yeah yeah the other girls are out too potato light potatoes oh yeah it's pretty good you know what I have a younger brother and anybody younger than me I just automatically think of my brother so take it back I take it all back yeah take it all back I said that oh yeah take it back yeah if you think about someone younger than you and you automatically think about your brother there's nothing wrong with the dude it's you if you think about someone older than you and you immediately think of your father it's you it's not him it's you just want to put that out there where the problem is it's not the guy that's younger than you it's really you wrong with you I don't get that let's go like they could be the hottest person in the room and if they tell me they're even a month younger than me I'm just like oh I just see my brother and it's like oh look you got issues I think you just want to your brother and it's something you have a hard time accepting we've had he's really really hot Wow oh brother would not date my brother yeah well you discarded people for those visas is so you deserved it I like how she said I'm gonna die alone and then the guy said something less worse which is you're gonna be single for a while and she was hurt yeah that'd be like me saying hey I'm the most ugly person and the priest comes in and he says yeah see this is why that's rude I take it back yeah you take it back okay but it's still my phone [ __ ] so don't even play that can you put your finger down don't get sugary with me how many guys would you think would be left I thought there would be maybe four guys left but there were none so today I learned that uh my criteria is not I guess easy as I thought it was but I'm okay with that I was hoping she was gonna realize that maybe she's being a little unreasonable and it's contributing to her dating woes you know like you know what they call insanity right it's doing the same thing over and over doing expecting a different result she came into this saying oh I make terrible choices in men I mean I'm hoping not to continue this pattern of very very bad men she made bad criterias which eliminated all the potential man and she said I'm okay with the way I choose to date I used to really beat myself up in my past relationships after they ended because I felt like I wasn't good enough but I think I'm at a place in my life right now where I know what I want and there's nothing wrong with having these standards you shouldn't have to bend your values and what you want to please somebody else this is what kills me people who say I know what I want if you know what you want how come you've always chose terrible talk about values but then again the height of a guy is not a value that's not a value that's a preference out of the five things you said there was one value which was a family but the rest party is not a value you know it's like just people who say they're not superficial then they do one of these shows and then they picked the hottest person every single time I'm like just say you're in for superficial reasons and it's okay it's okay but don't be sure I'm thinking people beaten you're not it's not bad this that was not valued but man motto I'll say - I guess I was thrown up around you see how he's already aiming low that's immense taken a few else but yeah I'm not that great if it's your hook then hey that's my life already so it's cool you took hands to the face all on the regular basis like hey if I get to I get to if I get one okay if it's zero hey nothing change right we didn't make these videos were just reacting but in your opinion who of these two do you think is gonna have the most success be objective these are not based on gender but based off how they act cuz we're watching this for the first time yeah [Laughter] [Music] they got a lot of Asians in these series this is quite impressive how many Asian people they may have either on the west coast yeah make sense where the Mexicans at though part Mexican spicy Asians alright this is one of those attractive [ __ ] that really act like he don't get no poom poom but he probably does and he stumbles into it like he's like shaggy who solves the mystery and pretends he doesn't know how but he actually looks like the blond guy out of the scooby-doo pen that's what he knows self-awareness you know why he knows cuz he knows what is his assets are and are not he's gonna have to go out there so he knows what he can put in value you know I mean like he looks like a guy that he looks young he lives he looks adorable only on Thor he saw him I paint like I'm a play like that oh yeah this is the kind of guy that girls like to husband up easy yeah he's like the unassuming hot yeah which is fine he just knows what the hell he's doing here yeah I can't no poom poom meanwhile stabbing nice is that no if you go for house it's better like a cocky guy's gonna get somebody beat he knows he doesn't have the he doesn't have the physique of hey what's up who wants some I think I definitely prefer girls who have been in a relationship before or at least maybe a long-term relationship because they really kind of know what it's like to be in relationship and starting something new with somebody who's never had that you see a difference between homegirl who did astrology and him was like I'd like to be with somebody who's been in past relationships for do you not see a difference in those two things but you know Scorpios right why waste your time with this like well maybe like he'll change or it'll work because if he's a Scorpio and you don't want to Scorpio it's like why waste your time get a Libra like oh my god yeah even the way they phrase their four sentences them in those days like if you've never been in a relationship please leave the circle boy other ones like if you're religious don't be yeah entitled because she's the one I was stone with on the receiving end yeah what he always asked to get you have to get yes oh yeah yeah oh [ __ ] there's a lot of people man have never been released I think what's surprising about this is how many people under the age of 23 have never been in a relationship yeah apparently it's super common nowadays to have never dated people are like you in college and stuff like that it's dependent of the background of the people yeah dependent of their backgrounds they yeah I mean they never date yeah people think that the young younger people have more nowadays but that's not what the statistics say no they don't they don't they have less than before yeah I mean no cuz they're more informed and stuff like that and it's more terrible to talk about it more and open and they have Netflix there Netflix there's less pressure so because I remember being like kid we're just born I'm like I guess I want okay we'll go for the clickbait first you know getting experimental in the bedroom is always fun for me that sounds like I'm Christian Grey but nothing too crazy I don't like like things getting boring that's where you dump it I know you got poom poom cuz before you said zero and now you are yeah I like the experience stuff and stuff like that brother told this little okie know what the hell you this guy's the unassuming you try to come in budget this is good [Music] see it's not like boom fan in whatever happy happening it's like okay how can i phrase this still these people around him are there for him but he still watches like okay how can i phrase this so this doesn't sound off bad yeah got that out of the way you know I guess this guy gets mad poom poom yeah you know this is called the unassuming boy the boy you never see coming he doesn't have his hair in a position he pretends like he doesn't get laid at all he says all the right things but all of a sudden you show up in the bedroom and man's got lube tampons after morning pills everything already set up for you this dude is that guy I don't like you when girls believe in horoscopes yo this guy's clearly not a Scorpio I'm gonna make a whole video about this one day but my distaste for women who are obsessed with with horoscopes is so elevated whatever venus isn't gatorade so let's keep on she's like the weirdest thing ever but I hate it when someone's like oh I'm a Libra I don't think click the moons aren't aligned for this this month so we can't really you know get over because we wouldn't click [Music] goddamnit huh okay I like girls who are into the Arts in my creative arts so people who are already down that path when we started dating while studying arts or you know anything within that field career-wise that's something to talk about you know funny responses that's fine happy face my hand pull my pants up about the lobby's yes look at that look from yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah don't she's going in I was surprised at how many people had not been in a long-term relationship maybe I was too specific on my my dates Wow do you see the difference my dues this guy got five girls and he still thought to myself maybe that criteria specific where the other one was like I'm sticking to my guns and that's what it is cuz I don't know what I want now single but I'm okay it's hard I'm not picky John you know I'm a lover of all beings oh wow that was boy yeah Wow told you is gonna come out I just want to say one thing I can't wait for you to fall for me for us to sleep together and I'm never gonna call you back I'm a lover of ghosting because ghosts are being too all right so listen people are something to look at this is man bashing or whatever woman backing that's really not the case they made these videos you saw the difference and like even if the woman had the man's approach I would feel the same way I think people in general have to learn that sometimes what you look for in a partner is too restricted and you are not allowing yourself to find out what you actually like in someone by discovering it we discover we like things by actually trying them like cuisine I didn't have sushi until 2 years ago really I'm 29 I had sushi I'm like that's fire I'm gonna try ramen next week who knows I need to try to know so all this to say to you guys you saw the difference in their approach and for the guy he even though he got five women who were interested you know he's understanding that look some of them are not gonna work out some of them were not going to be compatible sexually whatever so what can I do to allow myself to have the most opportunities to potentially find a good meat whereas the woman is delusional she is absolutely the most asinine restrictions and not only that when she ends up with bad results she blames it on the people around her and not her own restrict so that she's not the one who's gonna go fish yeah they're usually in the receiving end so they don't have to change the way they see things I mean at the end of the day that's inspiring in the relationship because some things are not gonna click and you're gonna be less inclined to change those things because you don't have to yeah but yeah man have to change all this we have to be versatile a little bit more versatile because we gotta go fish because we take the hell's I think that's that's the that's the correlation between both and that's the reason why I'm booboo as your looks are gonna fade oh it's gonna be harder for you you're young now it's going to get harder as you get older a lot of people like these are my standards it doesn't matter okay have your standards I don't mind because restrictive is you want but don't complain and expect sympathy if you own in a McDonald's and you asked you for people with master level degrees and nobody's applying don't get mad when you're McDonald's not operational nobody wants your happy meal just take it back with some of your standards it's not necessary and I'm telling you guys you guys are gonna find out about stuff you didn't even know you liked by trying new things so be more open-minded that's all anything else you want I like I like making people uncomfortable yep I know that you know that I actually enter situations like yeah yeah really knowing that you're gonna make people uncomfortable yeah you know what it is though because like you know there's like a lot of niceties in life like it there's a lot of like formal stuff that we do that we feel like we have to but when you throw people off with discomfort you start to like really see what they're like does that make sense like like sometimes I'll go for a handshake and I'll hold on to it for too long yeah and then automatically they have to break whatever character they think we have to present to the world and I'm getting a glimpse of who that person is yeah so it's just funny to see people react like oftentimes people like a view being [ __ ] disturber but for me it's like it's it gets to be slightly more authentic because you can't just keep up this facade of like this is a business meeting you know what I mean obviously laughter breaks things down and then we start to get more comfortable with one another and then you start to be like okay I'm getting to see a real person rather than like oh how are you you know what I mean so that's what I can't do the same thing but not the same morning how do you do I call [ __ ] out okay if you [ __ ] up some [ __ ] I've called it out if some [ __ ] is awkward I'm gonna call it out if if you're being dumb I'm gonna call it out if you like I call out things Toretto so but that because cuz like you said most people are trying to be nice and trying to not like Oh something they're open what happened there yeah what's that what is this and in the pickup artist world we call that nagging right you know what I mean right when you if there's a set a set of people there's two girls the most good-looking girl is gonna be used to have all the attention so anytime she to have a little bit of attitude you never write but I do that to you what Meg okay just why you said it you don't make okay okay III I feel yeah I see the difference no just confused reside don't make I'm new to this world of monetization button and it's flashing right now you guys are teetering on the line I'm sorry I'm making money and being broke okay so let's keep it going to basically make her okay yeah yeah but I do that to everybody just yeah see y'all that's good I like that it's a quality and be any react you just you see how they're gonna be yeah you know most people call me a jackass for that mm-hmm but I don't really care like oh you're a real person you're not the same like I don't care we're not friends I can't do the the surface level like how are ya yeah how's the I can't do that I can't do it so me like I'll be like what's up and I'll just stay quiet after that if I know that's who you are and that's always your vibe whenever I'm like we don't have to talk more cuz I can't like take my energy to put in this useless conversation do it that's why people think I'm a terrible person you know what I'm saying yeah for the most part because like if you see me at comedy clubs I just stay my corner I'm tight that's every day I stay my corner and I'm quiet yeah because for most people I can't have real conversations because that's not where they're at and that's okay I'm not going to force them on but y'all fake y'all that's wack to be you know I'm saying so I'm just like better to be quiet let people enjoy themselves and however they like to talk and I'm just not gonna engage in that but if I see what see more I see somebody that I can real drive with then we open up and it's always fun times and fun conversations I don't have to pretend yeah to do all the [ __ ] that I don't care I give everybody 50 points hmm if I meet you you have 50 points I don't know you so that's 50 points whatever you do that's you but you can lose or win points right people that are in the - so the first time I think I'm gonna be like hey what's up how you doing this is Matt and the more I see you act like this is a piece of [ __ ] and I'm a stop I'm just not gonna acknowledge you my head was a and what's like what's up what's something that would deduct like 20 points [ __ ] just shitty attitude in general just thing you know I know you're not real you know you know I know please sleazebag thing right I know you a sleazebag you know it's a minus 100 for me when someone really wants your attention and affection you know I mean that's immediately oh god yeah yeah like when you ever had conversation with people and you know they're trying to steal your energy I mean like like like like you see these people and you physically want to defend yourself we've talked about a few people in this how many seem like there's certain women like if I see them I will move away so I don't have to talk to them because I know that they just want to take from me and those people like your debt to me I don't want you around I had a party one time and I was inviting this girl said yeah I'm coming with this girl and I'm like don't bother coming stay I like you but I dislike her so much I don't want you here because she's gonna kill my vibe you've had a thousand points she has - mm yeah that's a perfect way to put it so there are certain things that immediately kill off a person for me but

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