This is OUR Wizard! | Ascension 20 Wanderer Run | Modded Slay the Spire

you work it out where's what is this place oh you were hearing the sound but I wasn't all right at some point Rockefeller was in his own tax bracket nice thanks I bet he had that in his online dating profile I don't really remember much about the wonder but I'm gonna assume that we do this way to start and then we probably make a decision at this no time where we go left or right I also go this far right taking a bunch of campfires once away as we could okay god this looks [ __ ] rad oh my gosh [Music] misuk character let's defend and strike and then I have the storm that blows up the coil that we've gathered it gives us clarity of patience and give us new memory which is going to be chastity yeah so he has a very good defensive right good very good they're beating for the 19 months I'm gonna show to you as well strike fresh adventure so we're remembering patience we can hold onto one of these and probably want to I of the storm next turn get another memory of this favor and we got greedy chewing on me an enamine game times old nice ones a hit you should be able to mouse over the relics on your screen if you want to know what they do you should just be able to read them by mousing over them I'm also like this stuff down here I think you can mouse over that as well [Music] right anyway we were remembering gluttony now okay so I want to end the fight remembering away Oshin oh okay we maybe didn't get all of the art done yet anybody wants to submit really sweetheart for frantic search and animated objects that's in the discord we got to take the one that's prettiest I think rave or doing but also go frantic search frantic searches previously mr. frantic sir these cards are wide yeah no monster train cards are so alike tall inspire cards are so wide so let's go it's frantic search first then I have the storm which gave us pride this is to dexterity but at the end of the combat if we still remember pride we get to upgrade a random card in our deck because Briana Clah 15 months I'm gonna show do you [Music] where did all of my health go what have you done with my health wondering okay we got a defend upgrade you've got an attack potion message I send an SMS to the Martindale he's pretty [ __ ] around sorry I'm just gonna like enjoy the art I think I'll actually play the game ah we must take chattering strike because it looks so cool all right no I think the potions are strong enough to go left and take some elites [Music] this is well stemmer own tomb until you snapdeal 40 damage in destroying I like dealings 40 then scheme [ __ ] dud GG gremlin knob nice try nice try will keen seven blocking to a random card in your hand until you snap it costs zero until playing prestidigitation of a surrogate return apply one week or one vulnerable to a random enemy arcane weapon at the end of each turns will form a tank damage to random enemy then take an arcane one wonder is absolutely available to download is in the Steam Workshop looking for the jorb mod giggling George giggling George searching jobs in the Steam Workshop will find you this really easily the George mod trilogy George trilogy mod dorbz character mod trilogy so it's some combination of various words about trilogy and mod and character and jobs and something like that [Music] if I were to upgrade anything I don't have any potions anymore just a little bit monka asks all of a sudden you know what I'm saying or so mod done George that's Louie he has the link ha ha ha ha ha just a second just a second just a second just a second hold on my old friend hmm Janice oh no we got humility and came to thorns the forth their thorns because they're still Ron bring them let's plate like a goon let's do battle [Music] has hit arcane weapon slave the Beast okay we do have to deal a lot more damage than this somehow I'm entirely sure how all right those patient stacks were a lot actually now we don't have any strength anymore so this gives us two patient stacks at least not true yeah I think that's true wrath wrath sleek pretty cool I guess oh [ __ ] it's turn seven oh I forgot about this line all right forgot this was a thing so right on turn 7 yes hmm well let's play the grimoire I will take an energy ball there thing welcome back Sam also just like when I play fresh adventure it's over already you get the upgrade on fresh adventure as well even though it made us remember something else his artists thanks very much for the sub we showed you as a way very fun gosh this very fire looks really good oh my god that's so good the dahle is that another did someone like touch that up that looks so incredible I love the little fairies hair Wow I'm so so so good we should yeah I don't know if we can do this I mean we must be able to do this I would love if under what mod is this from it said like art by and - did the art I just feel like the artists who have contributed stuff should be getting more recognition I know that there's like credits and stuff but journalists other art of war the empty feeling of Radio 2 feeling of free as artists think some coffee thanks very much for the psalmist life's company busy from last week but here discord keeps me alive oh very sweet thing to say thank you I'm glad I'm glad I can help in some way in some way I was the one I called out to touch up and we got touched up we got it like I mean that's that's a really impressive touch of that heart belongs in a museum huh in a good way not like not like hey it's super all the way I'm doing hearing not so if I play this deals nine and then four it's not quite enough we could random into no no we could random into taking a bunch of extra damage that's not what we want let's go with another strike I'm gonna play eye of the storm next and I guess so when I play out of the storm the coil explodes and kills them 100% guaranteed so we have a chance of random into a good like meta great sort of memory we got sloth which is not that but dang we're still one banished I mean takes no action and no damage for two terms [Music] prepare Arcanum stick vanish maybe isn't the art just like outstanding I'm sorry like one of the coolest things by far about making this mod character as a community project was seeing how many ridiculously talented people are in the community and I did like I don't know I like designed the character or whatever like whatever but like the coding and the art and the people who have like written up Lauren shed it's also good arcane weapon prepare and vanish mystic banishes new job - ow I could a bottle an arcane weapon I'm sure try to make that good somehow I'm not sure how good it is currently he's going Mia to start I guess some weekend frantic search now because sometimes we get a material component which gives like dexterity which would be pretty good you got week what's more energy can go there this is decent block arcane should win next turn if we want to unless we decide to like wait longer good wait longer let's banish you mmm the effect though not rageous the going you was pale okay once I have the storm into something sweet not quite we have eye of the storm again also not quite what we needed [Music] these may be shed it's on fire oh it's dead rain I can't weapon killed it damn an arcane weapon we should get more passages to for all the cards like monster train has you know you like a mouse-over and it says lore about the card oh that would be really sweet as well jika through your breads alone a man that bein okay yah cracka I think we take rest very calming art mmm very pretty I like this little not a shooting star I like it love the lake pastel rest is a very good blog card so all right we got two stores in a row what's going on here disguising yourself and for no tiny hunt like tentacles now the going you know key secret I'll there's a nice hat isn't that well their father I don't know none of this stuff seems super great right now I think we might be dead too guardian I like take a potion or something let's go next store maybe next door kills Guardian they really genuinely I'm not sure that we do at the moment [Music] probably like a mage armor and an oddly smooth sound and we just try to like out value over time and we have enough block cards to do that hopefully I don't know that I'm unconvinced and give it a go we still oh no we're getting the other ones too bouncing buffs and debuffs one-term time so that would give us another arcane weapon here but it doesn't do much for us in this situation we found art for frantic searching index that you missed the first time oh my gosh what does it look like when character art frantic sorry [Music] Oh from Chevy I think that's not finished though yeah it's like I mean it looks incredible I think it's not quite finished yeah and any doubts can't even find that one very cool rounds [Laughter] will that ever not be something whoops remembered sloppy charmer is a pretty good hit bang she's occurred to attaining this [Music] oh hey that looks really cool very cool um let's grab it and and play this for damage I guess how to deal damage somehow doesn't really want to banish right now right goodbye [Music] I have the storm her bring kindness that case is do it this way [Music] [Music] this kind of strength who lost remain after snapping know would lose this passive so the strength would come back again yeah we gonna I don't know you gotta do something about this situation we find ourselves in because I believe this is turn seven here yeah just the grimoire I'm power it's a bit awkward to play this grab [Music] energy ball they strike play Iowa's energy bulb first to get the coils the lust charity I don't have any gold for charity though for Mars back I might take Maus and just hold on to it for the end of the fight oh I keep my grimoire though okay time to snap maybe I'll be okay I forgot I keep on getting the grimoire after I've snapped the grimoire let's go steal and upgrade [Music] we banished [Music] why not [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] can I give or receive damage cannot give mercy of conditions but it should not be able to remove my block I don't have to say B I'm Ron uh-huh rot oh [ __ ] the colors here all that's so cool [Music] pick five burning whatever can I give a receive damage can I give or receive conditions is that what the card says hold on sure probably change what the card says it's not what the cards up those kindness interact badly with the heart I love piercing whale it does it does indeed watch your mercy Guardian the battle rages on scrab a this is moss now this new Reston's your turn in just lost my grimoire earth the rest of the fight is rest under your turn whoops okay you got this though in fact in fact we made fresh adventure deal one more damage when we snapped so if anything we are more powerful than at the start of the fight despite our current um unfortunate condition yeah all right [Music] we got the win here oh no I made it deal less damage by playing one of the non duplicate stars what after we have the one fixed term I believe Guardian significantly harder for this class than the other bosses well garden is significantly harder than all of the other bosses including the heart for everyone Guardian is just like the hardest fight in the game and if you don't agree with that you're not a slave the spire pro like me exhaust all cards which remember and deal eight damage once per such card in your exhaust file snap arcane form ethereal again clarity of patience lust kindness and chastity remember pry at the end of this turn snappa eita heart villain work let's go arcane form I think patients lost kindness and chastity pretty good card I think we can get away with copy dripper here probably we've got the eternal feather we've got the blood vial we have our starter relic which has a little bit of sustain on it too might be able to get away with taki debris determination is so dark the character is troubled I think would be a a fair thing to say wander is not having a great time all the time okay we're gonna hit pretty hard next time or not if we were to play banished also play our keen form Chester he gives it was actually firing chastity gives us sticks oh I only gain clarity about that I don't get the remember above that's a bit worse but I guess it still works what wasn't this meant to discard them okay did I do the math wrong or he gave me like bird nothing go on I thought that was discarding there but like the damage got blocked by something and it didn't discard will be used a full box gosh I'm so powerful had no idea they have sloshed myself once more and chasity plus a1 decks defender wasn't I getting a text for 18 was a getting attacked for 12 I thought I was getting attacked for 18 because I was silly or something oh did I not count the kindness I think I might not have counted the kindness I think that might be it okay color spray plus steel fifty members to all enemies and apply random debuff to each but we remember Envy whenever you remember Envy you gain one vulnerable so there is perhaps a downside let's take it as an AoE card that throws fresh adventure injury no thanks death throws again I probably want to death through a new things rent exert [Music] let's banish you can keep working on killing you in the meanwhile I am locking myself again hairspray I guess yeah throws is here whenever an enemy dies deal 14 damage remember rats use it to remember wrath I don't play it it's just going to exhaust so it's a question of whether I want to be remembering Envy or wrath remember wrath wrath gives us an upgrade on an attack if we use an attack to get a kill looks like I just enforced to remember something else in some way then we're just fine okay maybe doesn't imply gullible through banished yeah you can't apply effects to banished enemies it should hit you GG good fight Theater axiom how's it going those the coal still cold for a hundred times to I don't remember what they calls that right now no no it's like a magic missiles with a copy of arcane form like generally pretty reasonable I think hmmm you doesn't really do much bramble steals one damage I am going to remember envy and just randomly make be bumps let's do it I have applied vulnerable to - and - strength with the other skill the ones which are vulnerable so leave this and that will draw me to cards all it also gives me death throws which lets me kill this remembering wrath [Music] feels like that's meant to put a wrath stack on death throes doesn't like it to me well let's put a rat second magic missiles even better let's go I of the stormed first oh [ __ ] killed it with patience I should have been more patient damn it how's the killing so silly I've had an interesting day spent about six hours today trying to set up all of my different accounts for my business in quicken and I did not succeed but I got some of the weight they're definitely closer than I was before oh my gosh I never know like I love that like whoever the bird cultists are they're able to like make realistic looking bird heads but who the wanderer has like the seams are showing and got silly buttons for eyes it's hilarious it's awesome any progress is still progress it's true it sure takes for the sky's self coastal areas [Music] let's rush adventure and color spray I think is fine weakened you and strength down on the friend they're not just actual birds they could be just actual birds that would actually explain quite a lot I guess yeah you may be on to something there I think I want this strike lost pixel plays maybe this run won't go up on YouTube sort of don't see why I couldn't all right this guy is so good magic missiles hits five times but only for three damage each time and you got rats tax on it for it to be really good death throes has a wrath stack was that even Mike worth doing okay I still have a wrath didn't put a wrath sack on chattering strike it's not so bad there's a noble thing to accomplish feels a little bit of extra damage now introspection at the end of each turn lose one HP and deal two damage to all enemies still two additional damage for clarity I think I'm just skipping these I don't really see how they fit into what I'm doing feels like I have a good amount of attack damage and don't really need another although we could use AoE against these ones arcane weapon cannot get wrath stacks as it is not an attack it is a power defame and Disney to keep this off youtube does that stop something from going up on YouTube when I go to Disney jokes are maybe not appropriate for the stream Disney has not been making it that hard recently patel defamatory jokes about them to be totally honest I wish it were harder than it is now with thanks very much for the 15 months or should be you as well my name is London's red bricks law you can't bring something up and I'm not saying yeah if you didn't see the Star Wars poster thing see if I were to Google Star Wars poster thing nope do I have to add the word racism yeah yeah I did well that was back in 2015 maybe they've turned around you said directly looking at the cameras though he didn't believe the words that just came out of his mouth could be true so if a colored spray I'm going to be making myself vulnerable but if I color spray twice maybe then oh [ __ ] they're all dead this is banished for a tyrant so I guess I'm not killing it what type of income does international diamond theft go under in quicken that is a hmm good question contracting maybe I guess it's self-employment yes it's self-employment it's go fractured mind need to file a 1099 quarterly you have to file estimated taxes how many diamonds do you expect to steal in the next year we will calculate your estimated tax payments you filed quarterly a fracture lines L petrol orange palates any good like it could be I'm usually pretty good I'll just go ahead and buy it I'm sure we'll find some ways good materialized materialized maybe okay how am I actually dealing damage with the stack right now sort of unclear to me sort of play cards and hope that they kill things keep on getting clarity of patience which I guess is nice good try to get more wrath stacks on magic missiles but it's a little bit difficult because we can't consistently remember wrath unless we like kill something and then play death throes in which case one of the things that we could have got a morass stack out of is already gone juzu bracelet man no no thank you let's make vanish cost one I've been noticing that it costs one too much to play pretty regularly doesn't do anything oh except for take heart of war away wonder I have any other unique really yes yes she does find all the info on my pager thing [Music] got all these clarity's that show when I draw magic missiles it's gonna be so good and draw yep now I'm lucky my next dirty is ticking down on have an orange balance ringing for two so this is a plus card I pick color spray oh [ __ ] now I'm remembering wrath or sin rather so now it's an attack card still it's it's okay yeah maybe it's even better who knows magic missiles has arrived and hits for a significant amount take a look at this real quick just in case it does something but a peace pipe that's another thing to do at campfires oh that's cool I don't think I've ever seen that card art attached to the card schools of magic as a fun card burning flasks for the damage I don't have any burning relics or any like burning cards really other than arcane farm applies some burning this is not a marvel I got a kitty and it doesn't let you sleep so you came here to chill I think with cats sometimes it's like a week or two before they settle into your schedule but they do get there and in my experience if you're just like patient with them and all that I'm just gonna skip my thing I don't think I want another big-block card yeah I remember when I got my cats it was a little bit before they sort of settled down oops one random clarity you know thank you I always take too many clarity skills in the diet of the boss after you snap yep that's a time-honored Wanderer tradition I believe I'll rate a variety of things that just happened and we didn't take any damage that's good [Music] kindness is very solid beer magic missiles has arrived I can go colors brave i banished it means they can't attack it anymore this turn color spur well I can still get patience thanks I guess Joey arrays a burn you're very welcome I'm glad you're getting some help enjoyment out of turn is it it's turn five this color is very again vanished it again oh hey well I mean I guess that's fine yes it works her color spraying banishment references to the DMV spells of the same name definitely got some inspiration from DMD although I think a lot of the spells and D&D come from somewhere prior to the Indies so it feels weird to say that they're like from D&D like often there are also spells in other games and probably have some sort of inspiration from like literature or mythology or something from before any of those games existed to you because Maximus think so for months we should use well there you go the Thor got made them so just for example weight of memory deal 12 damage kills 2 additional damage for all cards which remember let's grab a cards which remember check here 1 2 3 4 5 actually that money it's only 22 feels like it needs to be higher for us to be taking that right now I'm five-block and remember diligence so let's start your next turn if you remember diligence gain clarity ticket steals there was a kid who went to my high school his name was presumably still is I don't know maybe maybe still is steel-johnson looking an incredible name we'll just go ahead and horrible myself that way you can't corner will me because I'm already home this Romanian shattering strike and vanish turn star no I mean how would I know but there are just so many different porn sites which porn site is he a porn star on you know just out of curiosity how this does don't have a whole lot of like meta scaling and stuff going on feels like I'm doing okay in the hallways but very likely to just die to collect there unfortunately what goofed on was a little bit of meta scaling start of each turn I'll put one material component into your hand I didn't do some work let's try this because I have a pantograph to have companions okay an eternal feather blood vial Oh to have companions good sulfur stone hey look look it's this fight how cool is that let's apply slow to the gremlin later [Music] no don't give it more strength I can't want them no please um okay this is becoming problematic very quickly maybe I've been to exploding potion last turn actually [Music] it's back oh [ __ ] I have slowed on it we've been playing cards in the wrong order like forgot that that was a thing shoot we're not getting attack next turn it looks like we're okay what is a femoral you can find out all the stuff in the mod herbs TV age but it's like exhaust plus etherial plus if you something else if you discard it it also goes away basically it goes away almost always unless you like play it in which case that always goes over but like you also play it yeah if you play it it still goes away but you get the effect of the card it's basically like you have one chance to use this if you want to why are there two of them there's another one weed where where is there another one I have Rath remember was 30 damage I do this I go fractured mind gives me another rat that stack on magic missiles it's gonna somewhat strong perhaps still not strong enough you heard Washington mandated masks have I've been out of the apartment I'm gonna go out of the apartment I have certainly been wearing a mask in public for a long long time they don't go out of the apartment much and go like grocery shopping sometimes like Caitlyn's big run grocery shopping every two weeks and two or three times begun to help and I go for walks to places where there aren't a lot of people every now and then yeah there's not I don't know it isn't like super appealing for me to like go out amongst a bunch of people for recreation while there is a pandemic that could kill my parents and possibly me but at least make me feel very ill and perhaps leave me with lasting physical damage it's like oh yeah like being in public doesn't seem as appealing as usual you know what I'm saying scared of a strike we could converse we cannot converse though feels bad the Turkish makes the 14 months I'm gonna show you as well you think of being on a ventilator probably doesn't help with stream English yeah yeah I think you might be onto something there a better play color spraying I don't think we can like not play color spray feel so much damage in the slate i banished both of the minions that is so weird I give this a permanent - three down no no kindness as it [Music] it's that kind of attitude that's going to prevent us from being the world's leader in cases at the finish line of this thing and by the world's leader in cases you mean having the most of them I don't I think we have that down actually I don't I don't think we're going to struggle to sweep the world there we started with a population advantage of our most countries and then like fairly rapidly solidified our advantage by well the things that we did would be the Politis the way I can put it I think let's do this one here and this one here I guess November's wrath which loses us do against unfortunately Joey Ray's a burn thanks for four months I'm boom oh sure bu as well gosh I'm just as strong all this damage I'm gonna banish you it's okay do I have a favorite programming language the only one I really know is Java I've coded a decent bit in Java and a little bit in hard and other than that I don't know anything about coding something I mean I took a couple of computer science courses but they don't have any other experience with coding cash register was the nine months Mushu to you as well we crushed it the easiest plate ever we're too powerful oh look at that little indicator how much damage the snaps gonna cause I'm very cool it actually matches my keyboard a little bit and keyboard is quite similar [Music] you have to be very patient but the lights do cascade on this so like see how now now the Reds at the other side all look at that go very cool keyboard is very pretty I broke my keyboard earlier this year I spilled a drink on it and fried something I don't know I'm not exactly how I broke it but stopped working and I was tasked with deciding whether to buy a like good keyboard for productivity or a keyboard that was very pretty and I decided to go for the keyword that was very pretty and I have not yet regretted that decision still feeling pretty good about it [Music] you can see jobs loving our enjoy messing around with that when I did holy moly I remember seeing this hard either there is so much cool art I just turn away and pull your hat down it's fine they're away to try on coal yep you just have to go into the mod options and enable it it is not done save the least I'm gonna play it after this now because I think some more stuff has been added since the last time I looked at it but we don't have the deck of trials working yet I don't think which is the thing that I really need to test out and stuff lice slow to all enemies let's do what supply slowed all enemies snack oh I do [Music] deck of trials is pending review you don't want to just like activate it and then see what happens when I play with it right now anything could happen it's a huge exciting moment okay color spray doesn't look appealing because would be a civilian damage what happens if you upgrade rot but nothing that we really want man ruts freakin mania ma'am especially chemically color spray [Music] feels exactly 22 sure snuck out with pallets it's true we do have pallets which means that just ends up drawing us a bunch of cards which I'm okay with like drawing cards I don't know about you if I can draw two cards more eternal all us up to that can I block enough to play magic missiles here Oh bad I can oh you bet I can and now I just have to kill that [Music] complete eye of the storm next time that'll work [Music] - holy [ __ ] with the [ __ ] oh my god the light panels I have sometimes like glitch out and just I have them generally set on about fifteen to twenty first and strength and sometimes they just like suddenly glitch out to like max light temperature and max light strength start of nowhere it's awesome you bothered how you doing don't recommend them don't break a combo remember sloth put two cards from your discard pile on top of your draw sloths when you remember sloths discard three random cards draw one fewer cards in one additional energy of return I'd be getting five energy per turn and drawing six cards a little bit interesting also I could put some cards on top of my library horns down and she's just had a brilliant idea how crazy it is is it that the light bulb was such a good idea that we now use it to represent having a good idea that's insane to me [Music] I'm okay with grabbing a Barnes I think I could duplicate this magic missiles that I have we have to kill quickly if I do that though but we deal it's not upgraded that much well see how that goes navigating through the beyond you discover a glowing tesseract spinning and shifting gently in the air you touch it sharp pain flows through you followed by vivid flashes of a distant memory whose memories are these their shitty memories oh my god they're terrible memories there I'll take this one sure I'll take this one footsteps a thunder of footsteps splash on water and echo off rock you look around but see no one in the cavern other than yourself more and more join as the pacing crescendos into a cacophony your head swims and you fall unconscious when you wake you are alone hmm champagne flows through you Campania cursing Souls forced an unholy fire I have removed confusion I am no longer I see everything oh my [ __ ] I'd like to return to being confused if possible I think messed up hey that's a good job [Music] charity yeah have zero gold davus very much for the twitch prize Momo show to you - I've got nine slow stacks there guess just hold on to them what galaxy monster thank you very much for the twitch prime look at this icon for book of tongues it's [ __ ] gross it's disgusting you know I love it god that's gross alright anyway [Music] hey get the magic missiles they do the thing the phones remind you of Hannibal which you started and watching based on my suggestion to reiterate I suggested not watching it and said that it was incredibly enjoyable but that you should not watch it thanks to the 27 months that I'd say it's a lot of months I appreciate it your line damage if the target has already been damaged as turn deal 9 damage again fascinating we've got an incense burner I don't think I want any of these why should you not watch it it does [ __ ] up it is just not not a happy story [Music] [Music] but I still haven't removed confirmed [ __ ] up unhappy stories are your favorite kind I'm not even sure you can say it's unhappy because I like doesn't really attached to the happiness axis it's like neither unhappy nor sad it is it is uncaring about happiness in a way that's something that is psychopathic wrong is able to be and you should absolutely not watch it yeah kaylynn I think it is it is a thing is a thing as things often are it reminds you a ton of Dexter in its prime it feels so much more [ __ ] up than Dexter to me I guess I can see how it remind you but like it feels [Music] we are talking about Hannibal which I again would highly recommend not watching [Music] is their custom of voice-acting I did not ray chase has not made bird sounds for the mod yet um yes we wait on stone until we have a turn with magic missiles then we try to hit really hard with magic missiles you mean you're really working Wow [Music] if you would kindly not kill me instead of killing me that could be sort of nice [Music] you're sitting there to Hannibal integrate what kind of went off the rails after that and the rails are what you mount it corpse on when you are harvesting the need for a pet to consume just in case you're curious because a lot of the time that means like something to do with trains and that's not how this show works out this is a [Music] [Music] let's play it to family son play chattering strike first I think this gives us three slow slacks yeah I could have read so much more still there that does not kill does kill got a shuriken all right all right okay Nocturne Hebei yeah I don't know counterspell I guess we have snuck away to memories better but is it better cuz we removed the confusion so maybe it's not better counterspell doesn't seem that good because we have orange pellets animate objects let's try animate objects for the harp fight I could see it being really good what are the upgrade to Costas one less that's okay I'll pay all the money for it you wish to compare sorcery you wish to compare sorcery I mustn't allow on again we're gonna run that one back that's great you wish to compare sorcery mm-hmm yeah I'm sorry I just play that or net my count it can't handle it it's too good so now if I play animate objects I get three thorns was that good I'd maybe could've maybe could be good is impossible to say Quicksilver that's relics one turn through time I'll make incense burner closer to going off it seems useful also this turn your next card is paid an additional time I can use that to kill this and then I get death thrones I can use death throes to take that why did that kill why did that deal enough damage oh because I also prompt patients okay I can play death rose again and then the eye of the storm I just never stopped being funny to me I don't know it's just great all right anyway [Music] you should just kill anything [Music] or thereabouts Oh [Music] [Music] my face when a four-day weekend or that feel one who's in the that face man and who's on that feel one count how do we how do we all feel about this or alternately how do we all face about this what's your what's your what is your like default when you read that one base depends on a context face a vote feel that feeling when and that face when feeling on your face there is no one that face one Wow there's stack of magic missle but a bag of proper discards don't seem great at the moment him blocked equal to your coil and gained five coin hmm yeah maybe probably earlier in the run that would have been good Reagle pillow regal pillow I can't rest [Music] PFW was feel mfw was face is that how it works is there where do you go to determine this is there like an online to the court type setting where people discuss this and agree on the correct interpretation I'm just like if I wanted to find out for sure there is a board meeting and in this case it means a board game really was that funny I don't know those maybe not my best work maybe not my best work [Music] don't banish it this time I applied we always fun trying to work out what's happening tolerate the magic missiles are starting to pick things up hibernate being a 15-block and remember sloths have enough card drawers will want to remember sloth it's like a decent block card let's try it out dr. Alejandro links the 14 months I'm gonna show you you do know you're mean probably has that is no you're mean trustworthy I feel like anybody can post whatever they want I know you're mean maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm wrong maybe it's maybe it's a bastion of is correct internet of information maybe that's how it works I should have played this earlier so I got three thorns whoops no you're mean is a meme yet it's like looking up encyclopedia in the encyclopedia what do you think it sounds you think they'd like out of professionalism have a leak article about a different encyclopedia does professionalism exists anymore exist anymore if you look close enough it opens up to another encyclopedia what happens if you look for dictionary in the dictionary hold on dictionary.com definition of dictionary by merriam-webster a reference source in print or electronic form containing words usually alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms pronunciations functions etymologies meanings and syntactic and idiomatic uses that is the most like we really set you up for an incredible joke you just did not follow through their first known use of dictionary 15:26 arrgh from medieval latin and akio an REO named for an alpha ties dad to the Vulgate earlier dikteon arias named for a Latin textbook in which words are grouped by topic apparently coined by its author the 13th century English born a university teacher dawn of Garland I think Chong darling was a great scientist and so sex I can't know that name anyway I'm growing distracted you just I think the dictionary is a bias to source for definitions on visionaries yeah where should we go instead what would actually know is there like the dictionary is gonna lie to us right it's gonna leave out all the bad stuff you know there's bad stuff there's some seedy underbelly to the entire dictionary industry there's hasta ping nothing is that clean random tabloid would be a good place to look how do we pick one at random just like look at the ocean can you guess it's fine twitch out would now what percentage of things in life do you think are best sold by asking twitch chat what they think I suspect 40% of things 69% it seems a little bit high [Music] I'm sorry but that just seems a little bit high let's try it you're not really there at all gosh the first time I heard ray chase actually speak in his normal voice I was like wow how do you how do you sound like the wonder if really you sounded like this it's like some sort of I don't know I don't know how people do it paint right paint proper [Music] some kind of wizard great yeah I know all right are we gonna die too nemesis [Music] I accused him and his partner being shapeshifters yeah they came on my stream and shape-shifted so I feel like that's fair I feel like that's fair gained two thorns [Music] [Music] [Music] I always win lucify months as well reaching is the wondering you know that thing where like people are casting other people for roles and they're like I heard the person's performance and I just realized that they had to play the role they basically are the character it's sort of like undermines how difficult acting I don't know this point is underdeveloped I'm just I'm just gonna leave it there I'm just gonna leave it there and it's an underdeveloped point maybe was a bad point yeah it's hibernate you're going to sleep [Music] I basically play myself as George suppose as a counterpoint to what I just claimed [Music] like when Kaitlyn and I are sort of like relaxing at night I'll just like say a bunch of completely random [ __ ] while playing video games somewhat well there's no escape I don't have an off switch all the time something could be pretty good as Catwoman probably that I mean I have no evidence to the contrary is there a link to the football play incentive discussion from a few weeks ago that stream still exists but I don't have a link to that particular part of it for you right now your hot Tec is you actually enjoyed round the Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern I like the this is name yeah I liked Pierce Brosnan his James Bond which I've been informed multiple times is something I absolutely cannot let anybody know but I I'm not gonna live my life afraid seven message could get back magic missiles Laurie I also take free over Frost fascinating fascinating the thing that's even more impressive than how well ray chase did the voice acting for this is that he managed to pull that off while reading the terrible lines that I wrote like for the most part these are lines that I wrote and gosh they're atrocious test myths I [Music] appreciate the support [Music] Balin teared everybody nobody has been paid for this project except for the person who made the video which I thought was really good and I felt like the money was well spent there - thanks for 6 months surely you as well Sarika Daniel Craig just in general I never really liked both of you as James Bond pounds when I was watching his attempts to be James Bond this felt like he was too I don't know [Music] very rough around the edges not a swab as he needs to be baby [Music] I don't know maybe [Music] we are going to snap and die it's a prediction for you right there I'm gonna snap and die that's how this fights something [Music] although that's some damage don't we that's a big attack okay what if I hold on to message and then play two magic missiles Max and I would do it get to use the steroid potion but yeah a dozen you're welcome my pod on four years of jobs for years if that's responding to something I just said I don't know what it was [Music] already I've already forgotten what I said snapping dies your favorite part of Legally Blonde 12 they have 12 of those that's good it's a good series 1 2 3 4 5 you think don't use not perfect get out of my channel get out of my channel so [Music] alright I have successfully not applied slow to these enemies let's go ahead and manage you started hitting you even thank you [Music] [Music] [Music] but I want that doesn't matter I got it something-something factory factories is that how you do coding something-something factory factories I don't know a huge amount of coding in a professional environment my coding has been strictly as a hobbyist it's a java thing oh yeah that's the only language I've ever coated in basically so I know exactly what you're talking about no I didn't know I links to things for 26 months [Music] [Music] you're dead I love this one [Music] be fun if after 50 kills and the bosses which shows scars from so many battles sort of interesting with your characters started to show scars as well let's grab this round party try to stack that on a magic miss house whoa why that was more damage than I thought it was gonna be I think we got two more turns before dealing some damage your first program wasn't hello world you've never programmed actually my first program was Facebook on my second program I wrote hello world actors are the way of Java to admit that sometimes objects suck okay means a lot to me what is this nonsense how can that possibly cost one more gold than we have oh not ok I'm gonna take a prestidigitation good for boss fights by magic on me by mattock third program was deep mind no I wrote the I wrote the company that made deep mind it's not actually a real company it's just AI well I mean technically it is a real company but you [Music] good for Thomas I think let's try not to die try not to die the burns turn off mania gosh that is unlucky [Music] does our team farm like chill oh I think it actually does maybe and you know what if it doesn't we're still playing it anyway I'm pretty sure ms-21 was the burn [Music] I don't want to do this math that's not cool I play a skill yet this turn is a skill I'll get the minus one strength back of orange pellets so if I play Arcana form game parent clarity of patience lust kindness and chastity that means that I have bringing more clarity's right patience lust kindness and chastity patience chastity lust kindness that means I have three more clarity's so five times 14 is 70 91 that's not even close to enough to kill before not killing we need to go i've earth so that we get rid of an artifact charge so that kindness can apply here and then I have to decide whether I want to play color spray or not oh my god I do a pantograph let's go for it okay I got weak that's really nice [Music] get me not I've been counting my shuriken proc on the damage okay we can banish the shield and kill the shield don't know I was just chillin up until now you know I'm just having a good time and then all of a sudden these like enemies show up and they're trying to kill me I'm like hey I'm I'm just no kid guy why are you trying to kill me and they're like him yeah I'm gonna kill you I don't know I don't know it doesn't seem okay to me let's go for prestidigitation I don't need to kill this this time all right if I want to make a joke at a party it will make people who know how to code think that I know how to code too and therefore endear me to them what should my go-to joke how do i how do I convince these people to like me [Music] joke about segmentation faults I know bubble sort is [ __ ] is that correct is bubble sort bad I could say something about that chief of mines I think that would just be awkward not sure that one would work spill your drink and complain about buffer overflows there are only two hard problems in programming naming things cache invalidation and off-by-one errors there are 10 types of people in the world those who understand a binary and those who don't what about the other 8 you left them out of the list what's going on here it's not a bug it's a feature [Music] about those who enjoy trinary any trinary fans and channels [Music] oh I like drew cards there okay whatever it probably would like sense where to not be at the number it's out right now all right feels like it's not the right number yeah that's that one more I just need to block next turn without it dying yeah sure I just need to do that that seems super feasible incredibly plausible so I'm snapping this turn okay that's probably not happening or is it actually isn't worth that it might be worth it to like well if I snap I kill it God [ __ ] what I need to do is I need to get that rare material component again which means I need to like get a lot of material components because how the material components work is there's a deck of them and it has ten components in it and then once you get through the entire thing you make a new deck of ten new components but each deck draws from the pool of commons uncommons and rares and then it only refills the pool of those cards once you're all out I think there are enough rares that I don't have to like are there are three rares so I have to like play 30 material components or see 30 materials yeah anyway that's not happening let's just kill her that's fine rest Plus refuse to forget plus you cannot forget your current memory until you have clarity of it draw three cards you cannot draw more cards this time why is ponder spelled wrong can I actually submit a fix art request on that one Picard art is amazing you like it I'm glad you like it it's gonna be the end don't worry about that so do I have an attack in my hands and don't that could be a problem this could give me an attack it'd give me enough time or I guess drink this now I can press two-digit 8 I can play brambles moving my debuffs and fractured mind I can arcane weapon and then I could banish what convinced that I want to banish you sort of like the idea of our game I just play this I think I just played out for one Barnes which means I [ __ ] up squeeze I just parked orange pellets twice did I have another attack Oh fractured mind is an attack oh now I've ruined everything probably gonna need this skill potion this time if I had to guess I don't have any powers in hand all right let's draw well and memory well memory temperance which is not very useful I guess I got a hibernate the voice-acting mean we can't do internationalization I guess I can't put it in a different language without getting your voice acting suppose there are many powers probably have to grab dark shackles if I play eye of the storm I walk in sloth let's not walk and soft let's go this one and then message or something that remembers something else in dark shackles dark tackles cost three [Music] alright I'm at 12 your Japanese wanderer voice nectars already I mean the way I got the English language voice actor was just that he like sent to me an email saying you wanted to do it so I guess if you are a Japanese voice actor and you would like to send me an email saying you want to voice act honestly you can just jump on the discord and do it in the discord you know you're gonna have to email me I'm done next time this whole incense burner thing has not worked very well [Music] so animate objects is giving seven thorns it is really unlucky that we're dead because that is a lot of thorns you know what I'm saying Oh for [ __ ] sake I lost it we didn't wake up there well it was a nice attack this mod is on the Steamworks ress this mod has you search for jobs you get the jerbs wanderer trilogy it has a five-star rating it has a file size of sixty six point six megabytes not planned it has fourteen thousand eight hundred and thirty three current subscribers holy [ __ ] that is completely insane to me when I was making this I was like you know like like five hundred people might want to play this I would be pretty cool almost 15,000 oh crap I think so that two hundred bits Janaki

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Id: zPEHiNL952E

Length: 119min 44sec (7184 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 03 2020