This Barbie Movie is truly something else… (12 Dancing Princesses)

all right umbrellas how you doing today today we're finally going back in time we're watching the classic OG Barbies none of this modern all the way back to 2006 how old is that man everything made after 2006 degenerates probably just a any the lot of you there but asse [Music] me come on so [ __ ] low yes there's that quality I'm looking for 4 AAP baby bro I forgot how long the introductions used to be in Barbie movies nothing's happened in this intro apart from dancing so far and it's already better than most modern ones as Chief Emissary of the Majestic [ __ ] look at it it's so perfect everyone's clapped everyone's blurry this is Cinema Papa look what I found you won't believe it I love how these kids are literally just the same model but with different hair those are your daughters a few of them a few of them I love how this guy's just flexed that he's had sex multiple times princesses more like wild animals oh oh you got them there what is the plot I actually want to see the BL Barbie is Princess Jenny J Jen Jen Jen genev genevia we're absolutely positively starving hold on the 12 Dancing Princesses this king is spammed out 12 daughters where is Genevie she's a cat CU she has a [ __ ] sorry I'm late Papa 12 princesses I could tell you she's going to be the main Barbie isn't she you could be doing more like what hating men they're just SHO sh just shoes just shoes just shoes father these shoes are more valuable than the peasants we're supposed to Ru they dancing shoes Papa do you have our shoes where's the wife in all of this did he have sex with twiler to produce these princesses oh they look like normal [ __ ] shes i t him everything he knows why does that bird sound Jamaican he's just a bird he doesn't know what he's saying just a bird your chance what chance she's a princess yeah but to be fair you are a dashing looking young man is there like the equivalent of Ken in this cuz he may be the hottest looking kid I've ever seen why does he just walk about with a FLIR and for a movie called 12 Dancing Princesses they're pretty [ __ ] boring at dancing I don't understand them if only you were here oh she's dead I mean she must have died recently low like he has kids that are barely a couple of years old Eric is so cute he never notices me he never notices you am I stupid one minute hold up you play I I don't yeah because that means he never notices you right good night Thomas Richard this kid needs a new hobby I'm sorry that's the most infering thing I've seen a long time not only do you collect spiders as pets you call it [ __ ] Harold lady Desmond she just looks evil oh and she has a pet monkey of course she does of course she has a pet monkey we won't be needing it again like she's saying that because she's going to be what the new ruler or something of this Kingdom whereas really it's because the carage doesn't [ __ ] move anymore King doesn't have a old monkey quite popular this year I wonder why is this the time when the British invaded Africa we all nothing everything we have is from around the world are you going to try slay into the king w w w what happy to be of service dear cousin oh cousin you're into incest Your Grace is that mud on your skirt you just see her get hanged I picked this for you shut the [ __ ] up your grace are you often late always I was to banging Derek Duchess ruen to take charge of your upbringing ah so the king's bring in his cousin Duchess ruena to help his daughters meet his Royal standards it [ __ ] talks as well they both talk I thought we were getting an OG Barbie movie with animals that didn't talk and the monkey jump scared me this is my lowest point now flatter them like this feminine try again good I'm sorry Princess or no princess how do you not know how to work a fan remove this mess my things were fine right where they were oh no where's my books where's the colors as I live in my hundred million mansion Castle I'm on Rena says these [ __ ] need hwood late again bedtime is now 8:00 what do you mean she's right next to her bed what if she needs the toilet Papa knew what Rena was really like talk to him Genevie listen to you wow it's clear to see your siblings also think you're the favorite do everything her way we were fine before that's not what i' where the [ __ ] did she come from hate to see her upset girls are so emotional did you just flame yourself to your hir oh is she going to poison the king with tea that would be the most British way to go out it is your birthday and we sing to let you know what happened to happy birthday to [Music] you the celebrations were wait mother made it a family tradition Rena's your ruler now [ __ ] but it's our birthday cry me herever mother gave each of us a copy of her favorite story is this foreshadowing walked through a glowing light into a magic lamp obviously Dess ruena is the antagonist in this is the way they're going to defeat her foreshadowed in this book she's reading she had brought some magic back with her wait is this book a biography of Genie's mom this was actually her she was one that danced she was the one that has magic and did her magic carry over to Genevie see if you can match the flower on your book to a flower on a stone H danced from Stone to Stone maybe a different order yeah no wonder didn't work you covered like two stones Courtney deia so it's working cuz she's dancing on the what why the [ __ ] is it working oldest to youngest where's yours Ashlin dancing on the stone order is from the oldest to youngest daughter how did the Mom know she was going to pop out 12 daughters Oh Why didn't mine work L your mom hates you twirled three times how have you just figured this out you mean to tell me You' stayed in this room your whole life and you just realized that the books match the floor you're living in amazing I'm Dreaming maybe the mom isn't dead maybe she's just been trapped there I wish we had some [Music] music can you do any other dance move apart from twirling in the same spot literally look look look literally I'm a princess I get it up you now chop it off is it going to be like a magic water how did it you tell me lla you tell me we out my shoes it's a sign you know of what that you danced a lot good morning ladies that wasn't a dream right someone was up way past their bedtime oh oh they're just tired because they started dancing the whole night King requests his daughters visit him in his quarters he's not well he has been poisoned supposed to celebrate your birthday and I fell asleep that is true to be fair you probably should die now pretentious SW can't I'm saying this this animal may be my favorite one in the barber universe so far the Tiger has a poop there's something so senstive about this why am I finding enjoyment about a monkey bullying a cat okay I take it back this monkey's [ __ ] dead to me again warn through been out dancing dancing with Princess they're getting deck all right when the [ __ ] did you become Angels enough for now girls out I'm not feeling so well I wonder why you just suddenly started to feel sick as your cousin arrives Maybe you should call for the doctor good idea you don't say and you didn't think about this before this King deserves to die man allow me doctor I'll take care of everything ah yes because she has the med requirements to look after the king why does everybody not use one o of their brain in this movie is that gold dust a secret I mean I fancy the [ __ ] of you but I'm not going to tell you my secret I saw Dess Rowena give something to a man so that's where Derek comes and he has to find what Ren is up to I don't know why he has to considering fact there's 12 other princesses that could do that L up and throw away the key I'll see you all in the morning no excuses so you won't tell me your secret or why you got gold dust on your shoes but I have to do everything for you I want to know where they go my only reward is your happiness just suck her ass already man what the [ __ ] you're so DN bad Genevie has such main character [Music] syndrome oh there we go there's a bit of dancing Talent don't do that don't don't that's [Music] hilarious oh that was no that was actually a sick transition [Music] yeah cuz that's not suspicious at all I've been asked to inquire about your business with the duchess I stupid I wouldn't want to get my master angry is this the par just comes in what the [ __ ] is it why is it got that accent what the I sell herbs what did you sell the duchess he's like heroin almost didn't sell her anything doesn't pay her bills she doesn't pay her bills is that why she's trying to become Queen of the Kingdom because she's a broke ass [ __ ] that's the way I wake up when I hear the iPhone alarm he's new yesterday I'm edeline I don't care she's actually just a Savage man I hope she cooks her how did you get out of here without Desmond seeing you the magic Gateway why are you telling her this you stupid [ __ ] the Run of this family talk to her that way is the truth did she just just say it is the truth she is the run of the family you shall clean the front garden we were supposed to dance well guess what Barbie the world Ain all sunshine and dancing it's about time you learn some hard labor I'm sorry yeah you should be I don't know what the budget for this movie was but I wish they reduced it just so that Lacy doesn't exist can't help it I don't care she's so annoying she has nothing to the story want some company why can I be good at something because you were a mistake feel better if we say good night to Papa 12 burdens this Dad just disowned you hardly burdens the best part of my life n you can't take it back no man they H you if you really want your father to get better you'll leave him alone oh ahh that that was pretty mean she's like the ugliest stepmother heard him tell Rena for burdens he did I mean you are to be fair princesses and you take no responsibility you don't help your father out with everything everything is spoonfed to you in a golden plate at least one of you show a different personality one place we can go where we won't disappoint anybody what the secret place see any princesses you telling me they just vanished no there's actually a door right behind him It's Made of Glass they could have actually went out that way never been the same since his Isabella passed away broken heart Madison can't help him what sh thing to say ah a broken hearts the remedy is useless then he's going to die [ __ ] I mean oh no princesses are missing missing this cannot be good this is risky risky where are the gods where is anybody is there even a kingdom this is a monarchy and there's no Royal Guards there's no Butlers there's no homeless dying children you know cuz capitalism this is very accurate Barbie my shoe polish over there news flash she walked in her own room no the parro is the MVP the parro is the MVP he is the greatest animal sidekick in all of Barbie he started here where the Polish is thickest 12 steps bro what are you talking about man one two I love how nobody's used their brain so far in this movie yeah here comes Derek using scientific fact to open a portal that's my man I wish I could dance with a handsome friend I'm not about to see have friends come out vagina right he's made of gold he looks like he looks like the Ken from Swan Lake do even getting spoonfed by gold men wish I could dance with the prince too the rich get richer I right wasting my time there was a method to your Madness I can't believe I'm saying it I never thought in my whole life I would say this the animals in this bber movie are carrying it what are you doing here how did you find us a lucky guess nah n n don't disrespect yourself like that King she gave this to the stranger you saw he gave up his horse for that as much as the par is MVP so far you mean to tell me Derek sacrificed his horse instead of the parrot I mean I'm sure the parrot is useful but can it transport you from place to place place I thought you were smarter than the steric the spoiled brats were telling the truth I love how is going to go on our villain Arc because they told the truth get me some of those flowers now she's using her Noggin steal the flower so she can transform it into something valuable why would Rowena steal mother's goblet that is a bit weird why would she do that she gave the guy the Goblet and in return he gave her the poison to poison the king can't turn our backs when things get difficult papa needs us I mean he is dying so your proba with right smash them smash them all oh are they trapped they are standing in for me just until I recover ah you ain't going to recover until I can resume my Royal duties what royal duties do you do can count on me dear cousin I'm really convinced they actually real nobody danced our way in can dance our way out it's [ __ ] genius you have to love each other to get out to dance together well that's [ __ ] dumb you mean to tell me the only way they get out now is if Genevie and Derek dance together what if there's no man with them what what do they do then you didn't think about that did you dude even the magical world doesn't think things for May I have this dance of course the world is Wing [Music] manging a okay to be fair that is very romantic and now they're flying what is the point in this cat the [ __ ] I am queen I've hired you to protect me oh they do have Royal Guards see that just shows Once Rea has became the queen there's actual order and structure in this monarchy mother's dance Pavilion you miss going there can't you just go back that way capture the princesses and throw them in the dungeon how did this happen cuz you're a [ __ ] K dancing that's why Barbie the power of 12 what are we invisible you know what [ __ ] the horse DK was right to saving you much better I just realized she's actually really hot like is she a mouth is she a g whatever it is I want some oh Desmond come here why does he want like he's more [Music] obese I've missed these movies so much last drop what have you oh my God is he actually dead shut up what did you do to him how did you I wish for armor to protect the queen she going to use the flower oh no no this is bad this is something I can get on boarded with thanks tiger whoa why are you looking at my power like that don't you [ __ ] think about it J Lacy Lacy always ruins everything imagine even being called Lacy you named after something that ties your shoe I Wish You Would Dance Forever and Ever no thank that's enough dancing for today there's no way what what's happening shut the front door I can't [Music] stop we're stuck um made me second barit Papa can you hear me pi some after I scraped my knee no you actually have relevance it's working [ __ ] off man stop stepping on me what you got to left I have a question I know it's not the fact that the fan rebounded the spell which makes Lally no sense if you wanted to stop Genevie from saving her dad and you becoming Queen of the Kingdom I cast a spell to make her dance I could say any spell in the world to stop her from ruining my plans but you know what I'm going to make her dance because she likes it oh you're a lovely dancer what the [ __ ] am I in we're here Papa I'm finally on time for something I'd like to think so there your wedding day after all so Barbie and Derek are getting married now Derek deserves so much better [Music] why oh this song absolutely slaps this is what I think this movie was missing the songs don't get me wrong the dancing I don't think I'll ever watch another Dancing movie again this was the greatest dance movie all of all time get this video to 8K likes umbrellas and I'll do another classic Barbie maybe even with a special guest or my sister because I have no friends hope you all did enjoy I'll see you all in the next one H you back

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Id: YSnNzGW6HuY

Length: 20min 47sec (1247 seconds)

Published: Sun May 05 2024