Things Tik Tok Taught us! - RELAX #57

[Music] you can relax colleen and eric have a podcast the world is scary and we're locked in our home but now we have big microphones so you can relax that's the name of our podcast we're gonna still do it no hello welcome to relax the podcast i'm colleen ballinger and you are eric stockland erickson i don't know why you're not talking i'm like hi everyone uh welcome to this week's podcast i'm excited for this episode because very exciting episode i have a segment i'm very excited about you do yes and it involves tick tock surprise to me we don't really talk about what we have planned no we don't we don't really talk we don't well that's why i'm excited because i feel like i don't get to hang out i guess that was the point of uh the conceit of this podcast to begin with uh so that makes sense uh but i'm very excited to hang out with you tonight and chat with you a bit nice to see you nice to meet you how are you i'm really tired shocking answer i know you heard it here first yeah no they didn't only know lots of other places um okay so do you want to go first with your relax or shall i go with mine you go ahead you want me to look mine first ladies first oh what a gentleman thank you they say chivalry is dead is it no okay yeah um my who needs to relax this week is a person no it's not actually i'm not i'm curious but it has to do with a person okay it has to do with you of course my who needs oh my god i just realized that's where flynn got a course yeah cause i said because you say of course not of course anyway i love that where do you think you got it from of course paw patrol no miranda i always go of course you do he's like yes you also got it from me no i've been miranda a lot longer than i've known you anyway my who needs to relax is eric stockland's concept of time so eric stocklin has a way of um not telling the truth when it comes to time and i don't know if it's because you genuinely believe these time frames or if where do you get off because we can talk about no no this is my favorite ballingers this is my understanding of time okay sure we can we can talk about my understanding of time but i'm not talking about in general like how i'm late i should say no no i say like or how i say like i'll be 10 minutes and then i'm an hour i get that i do that mr it's not just it's not just time with stockholm though it's like you're you're a big one-upper and i love this about you before this is what i mean please stocks you're my wife you can call me that i'll call you socks so this is what i mean if eric slept six hours he will tell you he slept three right until you say you slept two then he slept one if eric is in traffic for one hour he will tell you it was three hours if eric uh gets an audition and there's five pages of sides he will tell you there's 30. if eric someone is so mad about their roast episode that they're coming guns blazing i've been wanting to do this for a couple weeks because no this is very true like eric is like i woke up at 6 00 am and then the next time he tells me the story he's like i woke up at 5 human a.m like what if it was that time changes yeah i mean relatively what is time you know what i mean what are we you know what i mean we don't exist time doesn't exist it's hard so if i change the realm of time as you understand it it's because it was that much harder for me in that moment i don't know if you noticed right before we started right before we pushed record i started laughing because i was like oh man i'm tired i only got two hours of sleep last night and you go well my night and you start talking about how yours was worse no i was relating to you i was relating to you on a on a personal level no okay but i was saying i get it because i was i get how hard that was for you last night because i had a night last week that was really hard well you didn't say that that's what i tried to emote it's not what i emoted but anyway um you have uh you you do this a lot i've always noticed about you but i've never we never really talked about that much except sometimes we send each other memes or tick tocks about like how couples went up each other with how little they've slept um but this is why i wanted to bring it up because in the podcast a couple weeks ago um something very funny happened and no one caught it but me when i was listening to it and reviewing it so we were talking about this um pottery that we get from this local like paint europe i hate so much that you're bringing this up so now people can go back and like so here because i know no one caught it because this is the this is the except for you of eric and you thought it was the funniest part of that episode and no one else would have caught up with you but now you're calling no i know it's funny to me because this is so it's like the epitome of you and this this part of you this like one upping is much more dramatic than needs to be you i don't think i'm a one-upper i think you are i don't i will maybe only only in the circumstance of only in miserable things are parenting like relative misery only in things that are negative like i can't i'm not i cannot be more miserable than you i cannot be more tired than you is kind of how it goes but you're more talented and more beautiful that's not true but you're also but you're not more tired than me yeah always eric will always say he's more tired than me okay so this is what happened so we're doing the episode um and we're talking about pottery that we got to paint you take home and you paint it and he was explaining that like he had this pottery mug that he had been painting for a while and from color from color he was talking about how he was painting it and and i said i'm so jealous because i haven't had a chance to finish my my pottery and i said i've had mine for weeks and i haven't had a chance to paint it and he said i've had my mug for months didn't i yes you're like i've had my mug for months the reason it is funny is because all of the pottery that we have i bought on the same day right and i just in that moment couldn't stand that i said my plate hadn't been done for weeks and he was like but mine hasn't been done very much real quick my hobby would be to at this point yeah i'm so jealous i want to finish my place back home i started my coloring my mind like a month ago right well i've had this mug in our house for a few months okay um if you didn't hear it then hi we're back and you know what's funny i saw a comment um recently that was like i love that 50 of the time when colleen says if you're watching there's a picture here that we're going to put in a video here half the time it is definitely not there like it's always we never know if we're going to get it or not okay so it's a roll of the dice so whenever we're like and here's a picture of it i never know if it's actually going to end up in the episode we're not going to communication in that way so sometimes we just say these things and just think they'll happen when they just don't happen so i don't know if you just heard that clip or not but really i didn't know that but that clip made me laugh and the reason no one else would have caught it is because they didn't know that i bought my plate and your mug on the same day but you just had that just made me laugh so anyway i've been wanting to say that as my relax for a while and i just keep forgetting um because it is something that happens often in our home and i just think it's very endearing about your name is a circle you'll say i woke up it's like you've been um so before we had the twins yes i would take we do shifts as parents and this works really well for us we do shifts of like um you know i like before the babies were born i would be with flynn in the early morning and then eric would take him for i wouldn't even say his parents i would say a survivalist yes yes i mean like this is some like naked and afraid like stuff like and so like right now eric takes flynn from when he wakes up until about lunchtime while i'm with the babies because they don't sleep much at night so that's when i kind of sleep on and off with flynn because he gets up very early and is like ready to right rock and roll so flynn uh i had that shift with flynn before the babies were born that early morning shift and um and what's funny is that i know from being with flynn that you know the rare occasion he'll wake up at like six sometimes six thirty but usually it's around seven ish low not low yeah it's very intimidating you do the morning shift every morning he is up 6 or 5 30. he's never been awake later than six with you he's been having a hard time lately i think fundamentally adjusting to like the family shift so that isn't just me that isn't my one up some when i tell you about wake ups or nightmares or thing you know what i mean things that are happening but also your version of that would be then to like kind of hand him off to me mid-morning yes right mid-morning yes mid-morning 8 am is mid-morning oh come on when i was pregnant with twins anyway moving on the point is that now we have an award for you it's engraved already it's a big trophy parent of the year that would be you you're the parent of the year this isn't about being a good parent this is just about like you love a one-upping moment i got defensive i mean i love you i love you you came at me pretty hard you the whole we've had two episodes where you just roast me and i say one thing what did you do i think we've had like 56 56 episodes of just me making fun of you i know and i make fun of you once and it's like yeah yeah nice to start breaking the microphone i quit yeah i love you though goodbye i love you just that was a very funny moment in the podcast a couple weeks ago that your mug somehow existed longer than mine well if anyone's listening put that clip in because it was pretty funny i i still haven't heard it like i still haven't oh it makes me laugh all right before we move on 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soup and smoothies well i just i wouldn't i will never be full and also i will never finish a salad who's ever fin has anyone in their lifetime ever finished a salad i have multiple times many times the amount of time and effort it takes just in the in the processes of eating a salad processes yes i'm talking about like okay how do we get this on the fork how do we get it in our mouth i sometimes hold them like this and you get really mad about it when it when it's not how i hold a fork it's just the efficiency of the scoop we're going to let that pass you can save that for another episode um but it's just it takes forever and you get these salads at these places and i will eat a salad for an hour and it'll be like a quarter of the way done and i'll be like full-ish but like i'll never be full and i'll never eat that salad it's crazy to me that people are like i'm eating salads now i'm eating a salad for lunch i'm eating a salad for dinner i'm ordering a salad at a restaurant no you're not you're that's that doesn't make any sense to me yeah it did i mean you can get a filling salad like you cannot and you will not you order your your most what's the most favorite salad in your mind right now is it that chicken salad that you got in santa barbara last week what's the most like favorite stuff that was really good right exactly you kept saying that did you finish it you didn't know it was huge full you were not i kind of was no you weren't yeah it was well it had a lot of chicken in it and like croutons and like crispy things so it was like there's carbs and protein in it like galore but you do hate a salad air cake i hate them he hates and so if i order a salad i have to get like some sort of like tortilla something if you can wrap a salad in something fine totally acceptable but you're not a lettuce fan in general i am when it comes to like i'm eating healthy so like i'm eating healthy so i'm like going to get a salad but i have to wrap it up because then it's honestly not even just because i need the wrap it's just so i can actually eat it because how are you just supposed to eat leaves in a bowl well here's the thing we're not going to get into scattered oh you want crushed almonds on your salad no they're off the bottom in the wet sop of the dressing like you want this like it's you can't get a good bite it doesn't work salads don't work at all like nobody should be having salads unless they are wrapped see i i don't eat healthy but i do appreciate a good salad i like a good salad there's plenty of health not for health yes okay see i've been getting them or wanting to get them in my mind and not physically getting them but thinking about getting them for health okay but see what you do is get like a lot of dressings and then wrap and you a lot of fruity times so then it's kind of like might as well just get it but everywhere it's then it's edible you know what i mean because what are you just gonna eat dry leaves and shredded carrots and we we have some we dried some cranberries and crushed them almonds we threw them in there they're at the bottom good luck getting them on a fork like you won't like there's no way you want to attach to the dressing that's attached to a leaf leaf but the only dressings that are like moderately like issue if you're talking about calories are like vinaigrettes because we're talking if we're talking caesar we're talking blooch aka blue cheese ranch your favorite i love a good ranch like salsa actually i've only ever seen you eat raisins you get extra ranch what are you talking about look we've had this particular comment we haven't remember we had a conversation in one of the first podcasts where i said like what else can you do it'll just be like a salad and it'll it'll just be okay there's one type of salad that i like my ranch on and it's like a classic dinner garden salad from like a pizza place or like at a diner if they have like like a fried chicken salad like where it's like iceberg lettuce and nothing good for you and fried chicken then i won't wrench on it but everything like i usually don't ranch on a salad and we've had this conversation in a podcast and you were like what else what have you done we've done fifty seven days and i don't know what we're talking about remind you that you can use ranch on like pizza and stuff and you're freaked out i don't remember i feel like this i mean it was a year ago i think it was it was two kids less a dream you had no it really happened but anyway any if you put any of those dressings on a salad which is the only thing that could make a salad edible in my point of view you might as well be eating a big mac it literally then makes them calorically the same value as a big mac sorry for boring you no i'm just my salad ted talk um but like i've been thinking about this because like i don't know if you feel this way physically because you have a different physical experience by having kids but when we had flynn it was like one baby yes and so in our shift parenting and whatever like we could like we still had like a semblance of like we uh i mean it was so hard because it was so different to us and it was and it was so hard because it was such a change and it was so hard and he was so hard and life was became so different and instead of becoming these individuals who meant fell in love we were these individuals who meant love and now had to care for another human now we have him plus newborn twins and i have no like real semblance of time to like dedicate to like caring for myself you know what i mean and so i don't get like to be physically active or or have like some sort of like work like it doesn't happen like like as much as i try like it like we don't i don't have time to right uh also the pandemic but yeah i don't have time to go to the gym not that i would right now but like a workout in any capacity mm-hmm and so like i've i've i'm on the i feel like i'm on i'm i'm on like um dad bod cusp oh which is fine no you're not which is fine no but i but i physically feel that which makes me feel uncomfortable if that makes sense like not that i i think it's in your head but no no i'm i'm i'm teachering and i know that i've gained what pounds a booty you got a booty you wish uh i've since twins i've i've i don't know is that are you gonna open are you getting vulnerable about right now no i'm not gonna you look like you're about to cry somehow like you're just ready i'm just listening i'm just listening to where you're where you're going with this well since like the whole nicu experience and like whatever like we have we have like a scale in the house and i've never stand on it but like i was feeling like uncomfortable like in myself and then i stood on it and i've gained 10 pounds over the course of like all this which is fine which is great but like i just feel like i don't you know what i mean like i don't know so so salads you know what i mean like it's like why don't you eat like chicken and veggies then why do you why so why salads have to be a healthy option well i'm just saying because that's that's like what you think is because because also we have no time to really cook or whatever so like you order from takeout and you're like oh you want taco bell are you what mcdonald's yeah uh-huh or if there's another restaurant it's like we have similar options sorry for boring you again he says anybody just listening uh this is when i yawn and i'm just it's just aggressively unhinges her jaw and yaw yawns at me in a way that like a snake would devour a rabbit so late and i would tell you how many i know i slept but it was just i'm not offended yes i'm not offended i'm just busting yourself but honestly like if you were a snake you would be eating a small dog okay so wait so just or i think you're sleeping you also have salads and it's like those it's those aren't you can't eat those yeah you don't like a salad i know i like a good chocolate what do i do you eat chicken and veggies you eat salmon and veggies you eat that kind of boring stuff i know but i want to like i can't help you out here i'm the worst person to talk to about eating healthy or working out because if i hired you as my personal trainer can you imagine we would eat a lot of mcdonald's yeah um i'm sorry i touched the microphone it's okay touch the microphone all you want okay i i he says that because before we started recording i said just be careful when you touch the mic because it makes a creaking sound every time you touch it they can hear it the creaking sound and um he did not heed my advice in the comments let me know if you hear this oh my god so every time he does that nobody heard it every time no comments are going to say that they heard that they're going to be like they're going to hear that sorry if they're listening and um so i'm just trying to help them out it's not a dis on you again sorry sorry like yeah of course had to take me down a peg in my vulnerable moment talking about my weight gain say anything i just looked at you i didn't even say anything okay i think you look hot and perfect i i've not noticed a single pound of gainage you're talking to someone who gave you show me your booty um you're talking to someone who eats 70 pounds during my pregnancy so uh i know all about the gainage of weightage and and who cares if you do gain weight but you haven't you look great so don't order salad no yeah no i wasn't yeah i'm not saying that i'm just saying i'm just saying you just want to feel better let's we'll just just wipe salads out like let's just not do them okay let's just make them wraps because there's no way to eat a salad but it's not doing anything and you can't finish it but see here's the thing there's a solution for you sounds are wraps but naked wrap them up why are you so offended by solid nudity he was just like fork by fork taking leaf by leaf and like everything then you just have this like this soupy vinaigrette ranch thing at the bottom the issue is no one's eating a salad the issue here is something we said we would talk about another day but like it's you don't know how to hold a forklift like this is something that we've discussed in private i hate you but yeah like um i can teach you if you want i hold a fork the right way but then when it gets to that last bite i switched to the to a very neanderthal scoop but that's for function that's for function that's not functionable functionable that's sorry it's like i'm just when you're eating i don't know what i'm saying it's not all the time i do it but then with that last bite where you use it's not the last bite levy it's most of the bites and you do it with spoons too cereal ice cream you got that you got that caveman hold on the spoon but it's fine it's fine i'm just saying like if your issue is like a fork can't pick up lobby all right who's our next sponsor let's get rid of this oh my god our next sponsor is bumbus thomas's 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one so i read an article or i was watching the news and i'll say this i know it's awesome and it's always from takedown any pop culture news event i know everything anything going on in the world if you make a comment on it i know you learned it on tick tock so i don't know why this popped into my head today but a tick tock i saw like a month or two ago popped into my head and i was like oh i have to ask eric about this because it blew my mind when i saw it um so basically i'm gonna tell you what this tick tock was but then it made me think like there's a lot of things i've learned from tiktok and i'm gonna tell you some of the random facts and fun things i've learned from tick tock i like that so the first one is this okay so i saw six talk it was viral and it was talking to this but i'm sorry to interrupt but this is by the way like when we get to talk our only conversations are you telling me about things that you saw or learned on tick tock oh obviously yes um okay so i saw a stick talk that was talking about how like something about the smell of ants like how ants smell weird and i was like whoa whoa the smell of ants i don't know i can't smell that oh my god we're on the same page yes so people can smell ants what do you mean i guess ants have a smell and they're not in this closet if your house is infested with ants or like if you're walking past the center and you squish an ant or like an ant in fear or squished aunt like has a scent and i have and and there and i was like this can't be real so i looked in the comments so then you killed ants no i did not i i read the comments there's so many people who are like oh yeah the smell of ants is the worst and then there's a lot of comments we're like wait people can smell ants so i think it's one of these things another thing i learned on tick tock now i'm desperate to smell an egg right because i don't know what that is i know and and here's the other thing like remember a long time i learned on tick tock i've talked about on the podcast i think where some people in their thoughts they like see like if i said imagine a purple elephant writing a surfboard you can see that in your mind you can see that visual right there are some people who can't like or like when i'm reading a book i see it in my head like a movie like i can visualize the characters i can visualize where they are we've also talked at length about how your thoughts talk back to you like they're like narrative well they don't talk back to me but like i think you hear in my head yeah i hear my voice in my head not a narrator like i'm walking into another room it's like oh where did i put my bag like i think this sentence like i hear myself say this to myself in my head so you don't think that if you where's my wallet you don't what do you think i don't hear my head like hmm eric was wondering where his wallet was it's not a third person it's like where's my wallet it's like a british woman in my head what are you talking about it's your voice it's just like well so then what's in your head when you think where's my wallet i literally i'm just thinking where's my wallet like it's just present it's like it's not it's not like there's it's not like near it it's not like narrative for me too i think i literally think well it's like of no it's functional like i don't know where my wallet is where's my wallet like i don't i'm not hearing a thought that's so weird then what is the thought we've already done anyway okay okay so anyway that that what is the thought okay so then i thought the only bug that i've ever thought like oh that bug stinks other than like a stinkbug it's a ladybug so do you know what a ladybug smells like because i think they reek no what i don't know what anybody smells like i know what like a worm smells like what a worm yeah like dirt yeah kind of no so it just smells like dirt do you do a lot of fishing as a kid do i look like i did a lot of fishing this again the worst interview question i've ever asked you like as if i've never met you do like that was like a thing like you would use you know like bait or whatever yeah and like i feel like it had i feel like it has like a smell that i can remember oh my gosh this is i just remember wearing a ladybug shirt yeah yeah that's why i thought of this cause you're wearing a ladybug shirt and i was like oh ladybug stink and then i remembered that tick-tock and i was like oh i gotta talk about this tick-tock and then that made me think about a lot of things i've learned on tick-tock so anyway you can't smell ladybugs that blows my mind um smell them sometimes they stink real bad i hate the smell of ladybugs i think it's disgusting um so tell us you guys tell us can you smell ant say that to me like can they tell us if they smell ants like i need to know if this is a real thing was like duped on a ticket um worms just like dirt what about when we had those like um caterpillar houses for flynn where then they they then turned into butterflies did you smell those no was that those have a smell no i think it's just ants and ladybugs i don't know but anyway this blew my mind so here's some other fun things okay so this one's crazy and i haven't tested it to see if it's true yet okay these are just other random tick tock things these are just random things i've seen unheard on tik tok before and i'm like what love this is an hour podcaster i know i could i can do this every week this could be a segment okay if you lick someone's elbow when they aren't paying attention they won't feel it i don't know if this is true or not i haven't been able to test but see i'm expecting it i know you're expecting it but like i'm expecting it okay so here this is what we'll do this what we'll do i'm going to close my eyes and i don't know if you're going to do it or if you're not going to do it okay so just talk about what's the next thing okay well i don't remember i have to look at my thing look that direction okay i'm looking this direct well i'm not looking my eyes are closed well open your eyes and read the next thing the next tic-tac thing i can just talk about something else okay well i kind of feel like you just are going to lick it because you're not going to not lick it i don't know what it feels like you didn't do it you didn't do it that time i don't know that was the worst feeling in the world and i definitely could feel it i wonder if it's like when your elbow is not taught oh like you know like you got the wenis like this is called the wiener skin like i wonder if like well yes i feel you're pinching me but if you licked like small weenies if you licked the loose absolutely you have like almost no weenus if you like to lose weight i wonder if you could feel it that's almost that's like nothing see if it's a taut wenis you gotta talk witness dude i'm gonna feel it i should do it to you i should do it to you this podcast is so weird okay so get your venus loose get your venus loose yeah i want to get that elbow skin going you got a loose ween [Laughter] okay come here you have to okay so you have to not pay attention you don't know if i'm gonna do it or not okay okay so you can't be looking you're looking like you're literally into your viewfinder close your eyes okay okay so i'm not gonna tell you if i'm doing it or not talk about something and your eyes are not closed i can see you blinking okay my eyes are closed okay i don't know if you're doing it or not doing it i don't know when you would do it if you're gonna do it i don't know did you do it i don't know did i i didn't feel anything i didn't when is this over what is this moment [Applause] but i barely but i was looking if i didn't know it was coming i wouldn't have i don't know it's i don't think it's true but maybe it is i don't know anyway this one's really crazy i did not know this how do we just move on from that so casually like what a segway like this we just licked each other's elbows look you moved on so casually okay anyway slugs have bore noses did you know that no i didn't know that is are you on bug tick tock why are all your tick tock facts about they're not all about bugs lovey stop creaking your mic about bugs they're not it's just i think i got on to that one because of the ladybug one because i also today i was looking for the ladybug one oh okay and then i couldn't find it you found more bug facts and you're like i'll throw this in the box okay this one i've shown you before you did this one with me once okay you cannot swallow more than i think three times in a row i think that's what it is i don't know if this is a fact before you're but this you can't swallow more than three times in a row before your body forces you to stop okay and we both have tried this and literally cannot do it i don't think i could do it twice or not i don't feel like you're positioned i'm trying okay wait at the same time right yeah one two i couldn't even do one two two one wait i feel like i'm gonna vomit take some water okay okay try again try at home if you're listening in your car wherever you are how many swallows can you do three and then you can't do more than three candy one three okay ready guys one two three i literally cannot do more than three and i could only do three because i just took a sip of water i think if i hadn't just taken a sip of water i couldn't have done two why can you not do more than three that's fascinating this is like in a row like it that's fascinating to go through this many years of life and not realize that i'm not like that why can't you swallow three times i could if i was drinking water like you can gulp three times you know but just just your saliva you can't do more than three isn't that weird try again okay really everybody and everybody driving at the gym really try hard okay one listening at home two i can't even do two now three i won't let me do three four four you're such a figure you're like i got to three that time then i couldn't do four okay okay a little i don't know about that but anyway okay so that was really interesting and we have one more that's um i wrote down but i mean i could make a whole episode out of this stuff so i think this should be like a segment i feel like it's exactly like the things that literally is all you talk to me about anyways like our kids so it might not be like weird facts it can just be like fun or silly things i saw like like this week i'm really obsessed with that sound i don't remember her name i'm sorry but the girl who says uncut jams things like that like that girl i really like that sound i'm like obsessed with that sound um it's an actress uh julia fox julia fox yeah and she's recently linked to kanye west and she said like she was his muse or something and she's like i think that was josh safti's muse when he wrote if you didn't know my wife is extremely good at impressions that was a horrible impression do not say that that was a good impression okay the last thing i wanted to say that i loved from tiktok that i found out recently from tiktok and i need to try it so i'm going to try it this week and i'll report back to you but i read over and i see i just lied my throat saw herself i didn't read i read it because i looked it up but i i saw a tick tock and then i looked it up and i read that this is true it's not reading okay it is reading if i read it after i listen to the reading on your phone i feel like isn't reading it reading on your phone isn't reading what are you talking about i know it's the only place where people is that the only place where people read these days is on their phones yeah like kindles like what are you talking about that's not reading are kids not gonna know what books are no no books are maybe i don't know they know what construction trucks books are right now yeah anyway we have lots of books so those are all books i saw he's pointing by the way to the listener to the shelf of books behind him that he's never read any of them but he has them because he thinks they look cool literally every book from like my entire life and i've read every single one of them but yeah i'm gonna go grab one and you're going to tell me what it is should i grab one you literally talk like her i know i'm from california um should i grab one and you can tell me what it is and what it's about no because then you're going to pick some weird obscure ones that like she's got every single one well they literally are they're like plays i did in high school or college like or uh like film books or they literally are like i mean you could i could go grab one you'd know everything about i don't know if it was something yeah oh go pick one go pick one right now but let me tell you my pick with your eyes closed though cause you're gonna like look for one that you're like there's no way he read okay this okay so anyway the other the last thing i wanted to say from tick tock was this if you put milk literal milk it's milk under your eyes it gets rid of the bags under your eyes like if you sleep with like you put it on under your eyes before you go to bed is that why you have no bags under your eyes oh the bags under my eyes are vicious right now honestly not you don't you're okay wow i don't know why you're lying so much but i have really bad bags under my eyes and like circles you honestly don't is it from milk no this is what i'm gonna do so i thought what's better than regular milk breast milk yeah and so for the next week until we record the next podcast every night before i go to bed i'm going to take my own breast milk fresh from the tap and rub it underneath my eyes because it says to do that for like soak it soak your eyes in like milk and then it'll help get rid of like bags and dark circles in your eyes so i'm gonna do it for a week and i'm gonna report back to you guys and let you know if that's true and i'm gonna do the same thing with cosmos with urine ah come on participate no i'm being serious have i told you this story before that you put pee in your eyes no that like i i was in the shakespeare company and this other actor like had like oh yeah yeah you've told me i think you said it on the podcast yeah exactly so i'll put uh morning fresh urine but wait i don't remember what the story is i just remember something about this man had immaculate skin and he convinced us all that it's because he took his first morning's pee and he put it on his face and he was dead serious and it was never disgusting it's known as sense because like that's the second he was initially he wasn't joking yeah i understand what i mean it's like why would you put that on your face like excess minerals but like it's the stuff that liquid maybe if you drink a lot of vitamin c or something like i would get it because it's like besides the point you're putting milk on your face i'm putting pee on my face breast milk are you really gonna put your pee on your face every day you're not gonna do that what have i got to lose i don't know your skin i feel like boils might happen from something like that that is very shakespeare i feel like it would depend on the pee like if it was your pee i feel like you'd be pretty good fine i'll put your pee on my face no your skin will fall off you don't want mcdonald's pee on your face no that's not good by the way i'm very upset with mcdonald's because i ain't better i'm obsessed with mcdonald's right now and guys and do we have time no we have to say thanks to our next sponsor you have a big problem with mcdonald's i probably won't even tell you we'll probably forget by the time the ad is over all right the next sponsor of the day is today ticks today takes two day ticks we love today ticks we've used today ticks eric specifically has used today ticks more than me he used it to go see hamilton on the broadway same day he we were in new york city why are we in new york city he's spontaneous why are we why are we in new york city why tell 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like what is it and like good for the guy that invented it like i'm happy for him he like come up with this came up with this cool uh word scramble kind of game then sold it to new york times it's essentially like you know that game you love uh where there's the colors and then you have to pick them what is what is that game i don't know what you're talking there's the plastic pieces and there's the little ones and the bigger ones that are all color and you have to guess mastermind mastermind it's like mastermind but with words so i think actually you would love it but i'm a horrendous speller like i'm not a good sponsor sure but like the way the way it actually works is that like you get six guesses to guess like the words that they're thinking of and if you get a letter right then it's green but if you get a letter right but it's in the wrong place it's like very much like this guy was like i mean no offense but like he was like mastermind but with words you know what i mean because that's literally what mastermind okay is uh with color combinations tell them how good i am at mastermind you're incredible at massachusetts i'm really good so i but i'm not a good speller so i really when i was trying to figure out what the heck wordle was and why people were posting these like pictures of green and gray squares all the time on like every social media you know i i didn't i get the communal aspect they thought it was fun and like maybe other people are playing it and that's cool i guess but like then i realized oh my wife would really like i feel like you would really like okay so i gotta try it out um game and so i did a wordle okay and how'd you do i got it good for you my first one ever i got it i think in the sixth guess and so it gave me that like image of the squares or whatever and so like i have not tweeted since september it is now uh what is it i have no idea honestly i don't do you say february or february i don't think i say either because those bows are really weird i think i say february good for you did you say feb february no one says february it's february how's this why did you say feb you you said why did it both sound weird to me i don't know what it is now i'm confused it's february yeah say it again february no no it says do you say that maybe you don't i don't think so what do you say well look at the look at the spelling yeah i know it's spelled february but no one says february well i don't know do you i don't actually don't know how to say the month of the year so i was asking you out of desperation like please tell me and you did not have a clear answer for me february what do you say february i just got this kind of you just kind of kind of blended yeah february yeah yeah so i was thinking it would be funny um for me to now tweet for the first time five months in five months um we've had the birth of twins we've had life events never tweeted about them if i would just like shoot out a work a wordless score that's so cringe and so old like old person yeah okay just just because uh okay i just thought that because you haven't done this yet you're gonna do this on i was gonna do a lot i was gonna do it live well you know the podcast is not live right this is pre-recorded um i think i shared it with myself okay okay i see this doesn't make any sense to me it's just like copy okay i wonder if people are going to like say like that's not a good score or something i don't know i don't i don't know i said what are you going to say i just thought because well i will also like twitter kind of mm-hmm what yeah i mean yeah yeah how the so what are you gonna say on your the kind of things that you get on twitter these days like okay what are you gonna say you're just gonna put the i think you should have no contact no no nothing how do you do just this why is it not pasting i'll paste okay and just just that just like i love it i'm just just posting my wordle score it says 249. five six post it right and it's got gray yellow and green squares you are such everyone's gonna make fun of you so and then we're just gonna see what people say okay i don't have a huge following on twitter i like i said i haven't tweeted some since september so i'm tweeting that okay he just tweeted it i am so excited about this and now we're just gonna now we're just gonna talk about what people say to it okay i think if anything because maybe oh oh they said eric omg you play too they're so excited okay refresh refresh someone's gonna make fun of you for this for me yeah i'm waiting for people to make fun of me i'm waiting for it too it's maybe the nerdiest tweet ever you gotta retweet love you got a retweet eric so true eric hi eric omg i'm waiting for someone to say like eric you're active lol not you too eric buddy not you too uh wordle hall world twitter yeah yeah no one's exactly eric are you hacked that's good they think you're hacked stocklin no i well i thought it would it would be obvious that this is just for like a podcast so did you is it an app you download wordle well now it's on the new york times so i think you just go to like the new york times no but i'm just wait wait you can't answer that question it's it's not an app we don't need to download anything i'm just asking a question i don't know you can't answer it yes or no it wasn't for me it might be an app for other people i don't know i don't know new york times i know sometimes you can do things and then it's like open the app like you typed in new york times.com and i just typed in wordle and then like somehow it brought me to like the new york times wordle of the i think they do this every day so there's only one every day one word every day and so i think everybody in the world is does the same word every day is competing on like who did this with the most um [Music] least amount of guesses yeah because i've seen them and i've seen them and i've seen people like respond like wow so impressive like what's so impressive about their gray gray yellow and green squares so don't tell me what the order is of the day i'm going to try to do it do it right now well i have to go pump so i'm going to pump and while i'm pumping i'll try to do the wordle and we'll come back and see if we got whose score was better okay i don't know how to play but it's play eric he's reading two he's reading tweets all right i'm going to go pump you know you tweet three times a year and this is what you do all right we'll be right back okay i'm back from pumping and i have my wordless how did you do i didn't do well did you get it i got it i took a screenshot of what i did yeah you got it i got it it was trove but i did it it took me five times i think i think that's how many it took me i know but i'm better than you [Music] i wanted to beat you and i needed to be me we tied um but yeah that's what how i did so i did here i'll show you if you're watching this is oh god that i'm trying to show the screen whoa that's what i did uh-huh so i didn't do very good so i tried the word the day we're recording this podcast was true but did you enjoy it did you see how it was like mastermind it is like mastermind but i didn't like it because you had to think of words well yeah and i'm like well what if i'm what if you don't know words what if i don't know words yeah it's like what if it's like a french word or something i don't know i like it with colors better like i like the mastermind of colors it's more visual yeah yeah i like it but you see how it is kind of masterminding yes i don't know why it's so popular it's very interesting that that is um did anyone else respond to your tweet while i was pumping oh oh yeah i feel like did anyone make fun of you all right they'll just like stink everyone thinks you're hacked i'm hacked except for this uh person hannah saying king behavior king behavior yeah okay follow me mm-hmm any other one this being your first tweet in ages is so millennial of you yes that's what i was looking for stuff like that 100 eric was hacked other people posting their wordle scores of today people saying what the f is wordle oh wow people haven't heard of wordle somebody is well i mean we didn't i didn't know what it was until i looked it up today well i didn't know what it was but i knew i'd heard people talking they're saying hi hi hannah you're just saying hi to hannah hi christy hi all right dolce well you know who we need to say hi to who's that our next sponsor is it jessica hi jessica it's not jessica it's everly well it's everly well guys obviously now's the time to set yourself up for a better and brighter year everlywell can help you give yourself more clarity more confidence and well-being with over 30 at-home lab tests you guys this is actually super cool oh i got it before i know which one did you get the men's health one i know i saw it sitting right outside um right outside this room actually like on our little like yeah or put on your shoes ledge i 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the show everly well is offering a special discount of 20 off an at-home lab test at everlywell.com relax that's everlywell.com relax for 20 off your at-home lab test everywhere dot com slash relax okay hmm we're back we're back we're right [Music] but like you started singing we're back i said we're back i think you said we're back okay did i say harmony you go higher yellow okay wait wait i got you guys in unison yeah because you went up you said you were gonna okay ready you give you go first okay no you go first you're the vocal coach you go first and i'll add harmony to you we're back we're back we're back we're back oh we're so bad at that um sorry guys so we have a three-year-old now we do yeah and if anyone listening has witnessed this happen we've gone from parents of a baby to now parents of a baby and twins but like that baby has become a three-year-old he ain't a baby he says and he's now a little boy and we say this to each other all the time we're like oh my gosh he's he's a little boy yeah he's a little he's he's i thought you were going to say we say this to each other time he's the toddler he's the best he's the best that's what we say all the time but he's also like he's a full he's a full-on like he's not a baby he's a kid yeah and we got a kid it's really weird say that out loud no it's crazy we can yawn that out loud okay we got a kid um and he says the darndest things good oh i'm sorry do you remember the show the kids say the darn thing and i'm aware of who did it and i don't want to bring him up because it was bill cosby and so like that's not him someone else did it too okay i'm thinking of the one from a million years ago it was bill no it wasn't the original one was not him jesus no there was one the one that i know of was like from like the 50s or something a million years ago not from the 50s that was very elvis [Music] imagine elvis doing wait now i have to look at it because it's driving me nuts i know it wasn't i don't even want to say his name on our podcast dick van dyke no okay what did i say who's lying into this anyways the darn is it darndest yeah it's kissy the darndest thing darndest does not roll off the tongue okay bill cosby no i know i've seen someone else do it art lincoln kelly oh it's also problematic arc link letter well come on now oh yeah i know an arc i've seen i've seen like really old footage of like really really anyway anyways like like he really does he really does say the darnedest things yeah and so i thought it would be fun since we like uh are so preoccupied by which one is crying and and when mm-hmm that we don't get to really talk so i wanted to say like what's the funniest thing well tonight before flynn went to bed flynn said to you this week i mean he says a million funny things every day so it's 100 million every day but um and that is true so literally the only reason i'm saying this is because it's the most recent thing that just happened but right before he went to bed i was pumping and he came up and he got real close to the pump and i don't know if any of you have ever been up real close to a pump it's it's an experience it's a lot and um this is how eric described it once and i almost cried i think you called my nipples like morning star sausage links or something and i literally was like i'm going to kill you you said it to me publicly um so but that is uh you know it's a it's a sight to see that thing pulling it pulling at your boobs it's not fun i really hate pumping i'm sorry no it's fine um so anyway but flynn came up morning stars specified the brand i'm pretty sure okay flynn came up an inch from where this activity is going on and he's like why is your milk moving like that you know it's like it's getting my milks out and so then he started to be a full disclosure he calls nipples milks yes because that's how he knows my boobs because he drank milk from them until he was almost which is good for him because that's the function and around two i don't remember and then now he's seeing the baby strength for me and me being pumped all the time so that's what they're there for milks yeah and so then he said why are your milks moving like that he's like laughing and then i was like is getting my milk out and so then he started pulling on his own milks to get milks out okay but that was the most recent thing that happened that was funny but he's i mean it's constant he's the funniest person ever so what do you have i'm sure you know i wasn't prepared for this flynn gets frustrated yes and i don't know where he got it but my favorite thing that he does when he's playing with a toy when he's playing with like uh let's say a flatbed tow truck but the flatbed doesn't close easily because it's got some sand in there some dirt so you've been playing in center dirt he goes dang it bummer he got it from you what do you mean you don't know where he got it because he got dang it for me but then he said bummer once and he said bummer in a really funny way like the first time he said bummer bummer the first time we said bummer it was like oh i remember what it was he was he wasn't being very nice to you mm-hmm and he said bummer but normally we would like have him give him a talk about like how to be kind and how to react properly but instead we just laughed so hard so he was pretending to talk on the phone to me and we were having a phone conversation and eric tried to join in so eric picked up his phone and was like hello flynn and flynn was like no daddy i'm not talking to you and and then you he hung up on you or you hung up on uh-huh you're you're trying to talk to him on a pretend phone and then um you he hung up on you and you're like oh you hung up on me and he's all bummer yeah it was like super rude to you but it was so funny and so then you taught him to say dang it teach him i just like i think like the laugh encouraged him though say bummer more to say bummer i just think it's so funny to see a three-year-old playing with toys being like it's not working bummer yeah very emphasized and they're just like dang it bummer now he is he yeah dang it has become become part of the bummer so he says dang a bummer and i think it's really funny and then also uh was giving flynn a bath and he loves bubbles and like getting bubbles on bubbles is like the equivalent of mud and so like he has his toys in the bath and like it's bubbles on them and it's it it's soapy it became like it's it's uh it's soapiness [Laughter] and so like so he started saying like oh dada this truck is so penis and i thought it was and i started laughing so hard because i didn't hear like there's so much soapiness yeah on this truck this truck is so penis i started laughing which made him then talk more about how like everything in the bath sorry it's creaking and then everything in the bathtub is like so penis everything oh then he just kept he kept going more and more about i was so penis yeah like about the soapiness of the truck i love it like in like the toys that he had in the bath were like like all because they were soapy they they're the soapiness of them like they were so penis you know what i mean like i love that he learns some things from you know different videos and whatnot so like there's an app that we do for good night time and it's narrated by a british man and so when he says good night to the stalk the stork says good night stalls he's british so he says so flynn now thinks storks because we didn't we've never talked about a stork to him so he's never heard anyone say stork except for this british man so we saw a stork at the park and he's like oh look a stalk yeah he really emphasized that store and there's a video that he likes um of trucks and the man has an accent who's talking about these different um trucks and so he was watching and i go oh what truck is that flynn he goes it's a city booth it was a city bus but he was like set at the same accident also our garage is a garage a garage based off of whichever video he had seen a video where he showed him or whatever anyway i think so penis is like so penis is like a merch idea well you what's funny about that that he was calling things so penis is that the other day eric and i were saying that's so penis the other day like a few days ago but like so i get it i think everyone gets it um a few days ago you and i were both saying calling things so butt oh that's so butt and so that's funny to me that like a couple days later he's calling things so penis yeah but it's funny that like he doesn't necessarily get it no he doesn't completely but it made me laugh so hard that like it made him lean even more into the joke to make me laugh you have other things he says i like i love that kid uh i love talking about flynn no i mostly like all of my phone just so goodness it's just so penis over and over again you know flynn's the best i mean we could i'm sure there's a million things we can dance well you didn't warn me about this i didn't know but there's a i mean flynn is there's a million things every day all day um well we'll have to take time to like really think about all i need to like write down now that i know this will be like a segment like what did flynn say but i will say this one of the darnedest things he says the darndest things but i i love that he does accents all the time he does so like he he likes to come up doesn't go you want to play with me but he doesn't say do you want to play when he goes you want to play with my like he does stuff like that he does this southern accent when we're doing like truck well and i don't know where he got this but sometimes like we'll do so well the reason he got that is from cars because we would do mater later and we all hey what was the thing mater used to say i don't remember a long time ago he's into cars what the heck you do i was trying to think of the mater thing so yeah what's the mater thing he always says uh if i'm lying i'm crying i'm later there's something else i don't know but anyway um so we did that voice a lot so i think that transition to all trucks just kind of talked like this uh-huh like oh you got some dirt yeah you got some dirt and he like bought into it hard yeah you want to put it in my dump truck yeah like we so but then i started um talking with a british accent one day and he calls that my girl voice right and i'm like where did he get that like a girl talks higher because i'd be like oh hello and he was like talk like a girl mama whenever he says talk like a girl that's what means oh that reminds me something funny he did do today and then this will be the last thing i'll say is eric came to my office tonight and he goes eric uh flynn wants to tell you something there's did you know i'm two people right there's two versions you're two people which is why i thought it was so funny is that i was talking to him and i was like hey man let's do this blah blah blah and he's like oh okay eric and i was like what he's like you're talking like eric can you talk like dada and i was like what do you mean he's like okay great and i was like oh so dada talks like this and he's like yeah so more expressive like like more expressive hat backwards me is like eric but like when i'm just talking to him normally that's daddy i'm tada and so i brought him to you and you did so then i said who who am i right now who am i talking like and he said eric i thought he would say like mommy and colleen but he just said i was talking like you anyway and then you did miranda and he said he said miranda devil oh come on we love you oh that means you have to film a random video tomorrow all right we love you guys thanks for watching using that hairbrush right there grease i need to wash my hairbrush with the air like follow up i'm stoked checking back in finishing this podcast because i really want to shower so we're going to go because i'm going to just flinch at me your husband my hair is greasy and i don't want you touching my greasy hair it smells like ants okay we're going goodbye you can and relax have a podcast the world is scary and we're locked in our home but now we have big microphones so you can relax that's the name of our podcast

Channel: RELAX! with Colleen and Erik

Views: 269,362

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Id: lPIGs--rkSA

Length: 73min 19sec (4399 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 04 2022