Things In Movie That Would Never Happen In Real Life

firing up a vehicle that's been sitting for years just by adding some gas that's also been sitting for years people who work in retail or as a water just saying cover me - their co-worker and leaving in the middle of a shift to go take care of a personal matter catching a murderer etc you can't just tell a waitress to cover twice as many tables like that it won't work and you won't work either because you'll get fired cutting my own hair in a gas station bathroom while I'm the run and when I leave it's Salon fabulous trying to convince a Guide to do one more job it drives me nuts every time a movie has a scene where a person is hiding on the ceiling a few feet above someone else and they never see them just because the camera is angled so the audience can't see them doesn't mean a real person wouldn't notice Tom Cruise having from their ceiling fan walking away from an explosion flying airplanes and helicopters extremely low to the ground there's absolutely no reason to fire a helicopter between buildings during a car chase there is absolutely no reason to fly an airplane 200 feet above the ground when they can effectively drop bombs from miles in the air when they show what is supposed to be a sloppy teenage rock band playing and yet everything is perfect the drummer's keeping excellent time the vocals and background vocals are spot-on and the guitarist is nailing perfect bends and playing at Satriani levels grand romantic gestures don't convince someone who's on the fence about you that you're worth it just that you are probably a nutcase finding an easy parking spot next to the building you're going to usually out in front knocking someone out always seems like a roll of the dice in some movies a person is knocked out for hours as they are moved to a secondary location other times they wake up within moments and are right back to fighting every window in Paris always overlooks the Eiffel Tower did you want to go at dinner tomorrow sure I'll see you then see you when police have to account for every bullet fired share amount of paperwork behind the scenes in most crime and police thriller movies would be unreal the main character is an absolute beast in fights with common mercenaries then suddenly loses all of their muscles in the final battle and it takes 50 times longer than it should that's not how fights work when someone is in a space suit there are always lights inside the helmet to illuminate the person's face this is of course so we know which character we're looking at but in real life having lights inside your helmet shining on your face would greatly hinder your ability to see your surroundings it's like having the light on in your bedroom while trying to see outside in the dark if you are shy you can change your hairdo and outfit and immediately become extroverted in that scene where the good guy gets completely surrounded by bad guys with gums I understand the principle but if those guys actually opened fire they just end up shooting each other in the face fields of fire people last-minute airport dashes a person gets shot and a tiny trickle of blood comes out and they die immediately all the massive blow up soft cars and things that wouldn't really blow up that dramatically character one you did a bad thing character - wait I can explain what happened character one runs away like a child before an explanation can occur if the girl says no don't listen keep pestering her and hurting yourself until you hurt yourself enough that she finally gives him that's how you earn movie love that or share just a single scene with the girl and then after the adventure is over you can kiss out of nowhere and the movie will pretend you had a whole romantic subplot when there wasn't any people in entry level positions having nice spacious roommates free apartments in places like New York City walks into a small airplane becomes TARDIS [Music]

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Length: 4min 59sec (299 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 01 2019