Things Get Weird When Men and Women Work Together

the Joe Rogan experience I have this sober October group text them in with Mari Shaffir Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura it's [ __ ] ridiculous yeah sometimes it's so rude sometimes it's so ruthless and so ridiculous they just go oh [ __ ] I'm in a few of those texts yeah test text with other comics are the best it's so great I also have a group text that's with a couple of my female friends and like that one I'll look away from my phone and then I'll look back a minute or two later and there's be like 96 texts then I'm just like what happened and there's three different conversations going on it's really like I being being friends with women is a lot of work mmm it's like you prefer being friends with men I I love being friends with men I also love being friends with women because there's stuff that they you can talk to them about that just like either you can say to men but they're not gonna have the in-depth that's discussion about it that you want it to happen yeah you know like women bulges and all II indulge each other and be like but how did he say you know like oh he put a period like was there a period after the text like yeah there was a period well then yeah I don't think that's good yeah open maybe it's casual yeah you know what how many times have you have a conversation when someone just writes something like sure yes like what does that mean I do it I assure me I do it accidentally sometimes I'll be like yeah sure oh no I don't want say yeah I'll just say sure right do you want to go there sure okay she's mad yeah she's mad sure yeah sure my sure sounds like a fight is about to happen yeah sure sure you always decide you are another that like more aggressive would be fine fine yeah do you want to go there fine Oh fine yeah [ __ ] sir I'm in trouble fons on a lot I travel fines not good you go to pick her up she's not smiling like what are you doing should we do this we stay home alright if you want to fight let's just do it now and not wait til we get to the restaurant what the [ __ ] does that mean I also think it's good for men when women have a lot of female friends because like oh good for the other person you're dating or married too you should want your girlfriend to have a couple female friends so that she can have the conversations oh yeah with like the more I think about relationships the more I'm like no many women like your husband and wife shouldn't be having all of those discussions like he doesn't want to hear it he doesn't want to hear it have it with your girlfriends and then just talk to him about whatever else like yes I couldn't agree more it's it's it's an unrealistic expectation on double dates on my wife and her and her friend and me and it winds up being two different conversations I could stuck with the husband and she's talking to her friend like oh my god so cute oh my god did he say that oh my god oh my god oh my god I just have these these rambling girl conversations that go hey hey let's have one conversation yeah I can't do this two conversations things yeah and it's like it's so it's so nice to have like the girls just to be like yeah I get to indulge the girls side of myself like that's that's a thing that's a real thing it's a real thing yeah yeah like some people want to pretend that men and women are the same thing this is I think that's such a detriment to both men and women like saying that women are the same as men it's like well we're not but also why do we want to be right why is that happening why is that even the standard right like just let women be what we are yes and men can be what they are and then there's some people that do flow in the middle but like well I think it all gets conflated with equal rights equality equal rights equal laws equal you know willingness to try different jobs those kinds of things yeah and then we decide that men and women are not any different and these are all cultural creations and these are these are things that are concocted by society right and I think I mean I think it's kind of it's bad for women when we say well we're just the same as men because it's like you're saying with that sentence that men are correct and when you start finally start to think of us as men as the same as men now we're correct too I like to say is that men and women aren't math exactly not equal were different things yeah it's not it's not an equality thing you make all the people like there will never be equal to you you make every [ __ ] human that's ever made It's Made in a woman's body exactly this this whole thing though is weird to me because I'm like where'd this come from this didn't exist before the Equal Rights thing existed before yeah but this that that it's some sort of a cultural creation that women are different than men that this is a something that society has sort of imposed on women like no women like different things yeah and like we like we just sometimes just like to be around each other which man I think sometimes just like each other - for sure you know like it's like I can hang out with the boys no problem I grew up with older brothers you know like all I ever did was hang out with boys but now like I also see so much value and just getting to be with girls yeah you should I mean it's and men do with men there's a lot of stuff that men like that women don't a lot of women don't have interest in yeah yeah that's okay it's fine this idea like that's toxic like toxic masculinity like all this nonsense that we hear today it's all exactly what we were talking about before where people trying to control people and define people yeah it's the same thing it's like I think that's one of the reasons you see it a lot especially online from white women because we want to have power you know like we want to we want to be able to and I mean us being able to tell other people what they can and cannot do or say is us just being like yep that's our power now we might never be better than white men you know but we can at least control what you get to say about us yeah and I think as soon as white women are like yeah we do like to have control then we'll be like thank you let's dismantle all of this it's the same toxic masculinity you know like it's just like it's all toxic yeah you know like how dare you tell what black people had a feel about you know like what jokes we can and cannot say about black people did you ask any you know like I'll you see in a church I'm sure you see the stand-up shows where there's like white women with their arms crossed and then like when you start talking about race and then black people who are laughing and you're like they're like you shouldn't be able to tell jokes about black people like that it's like did you look well I think a lot of it too is people working in offices all day where they're constantly suppressed right like the way you communicated in an office is so vastly different than the way a comic communicates onstage in front of a nightclub yeah it's so different that most people the vast majority of their day is under the spell of Human Resources right you know they're they have this imposed standard of communication that's it's not how they want to talk it's not how they want to behave and think like look and also men and women working together is strange it's strange and anybody says it's not strange never work with women and men together because people get attracted to each other people get petty people get jealous people get flirty people get mean people get controlling they place social games with each other yeah and I mean it's one of those things where it's like you can't even broach the subject now because people are like it's not an issue and I'm like no there are so many issues it's fraught with issues yes like let's talk about it like okay yeah there's a lot of sexual harassment that happens in offices but there's also a lot of legitimate relationships that happen in office yes like there's flirting there's one-night stands there's you know like all of this has happened you're married and have kids people and people [ __ ] for a while and then they might hate each other but they still gotta figure out how to work together that happens all the time all the time the hilarious thing is when that happens and there's a boss and someone who's below them yeah they'll say oh he abused his power and again I I look at from my perspective where I'm like I am attracted to men who are good and powerful so if I were gonna have I worked in an office and my boss was really good-looking and I was attracted to him and there was a chemistry and we started sleeping together mmm like that's what I wanted and then you know like yeah this is like a you cancel just for saying that a hundred percent and say that you want to be with someone powerful and someone who's who holds something over you yeah idea should [ __ ] the janitor it'd be a good person yeah I mean if he's really high get married now there's a whole thing but take it seriously it's in support for his culture don't be I'm his I'm his way in mmm there you go I do think like I do see it now and this is a weird thing but like super feminist women I do see a lot of them kind of dating like jawless like kind of pushover guys yeah and I'm like I'm like oh maybe they are maybe they're the women I'm talking about they're like no I found these short I found these soft bones men you know like jawless is a fun way to describe it they're so jealous jealous jealous men [ __ ] that's such a bummer but really bad genes like that like oh there's not a goddamn thing they can do about that no I don't I don't think you can get a new job they could you give you a jaw surgery I can like try to grow your jaw out with like they cut your john break it and oh I know a lady who got a chin chin up so she got a chin implant I think they might have done something to her actual jaw itself too but it was one of those very unfortunate Chin's mm-hmm no and then she what she's gonna eat for like I don't know they put a piece of plastic or something where chin look it used to go in too far yeah I don't know well she told me she had Champlin I was like what what you know what you like your jaw she don't like the shape of her jaw so she got her jaw reworked some of these guys should get looking today I don't think there's much you can do if you have a tiny little jaw [ __ ] it's a bummer but yeah working with men and women worried yeah there's like there's a way to figure it out but it's fraught with complications it is and the real issue is people holding things over you in order to get you to sleep with it's not you being someone who works for someone who's legitimately attracted to this guy and then you get together it still if I was running a company I'd say hey don't [ __ ] each other you [ __ ] I'm trying to make money right yeah I want to pretend I don't yeah like I don't know and I can't I can't condone it legally right cuz if I say yeah what are you banging your secretary alright yeah take a picture we're gonna say you you would have to say that it's in the rules and regulations you would have to say but it's there's no way you can tell me that it's not possible for a man and a woman who work in the other and the guys the boss and the woman works under him and they fall in love and they have an amazing relationship it happens all the time it does Bill and Melinda Gates oh she worked at Microsoft hmm she was a chef bill is a piece of [ __ ] I mean he's a power-hungry piece of [ __ ] who abused his power and you can see it when you look at basically rape that's basically right theythey have a power over her basically no she's actually been a prisoner oh my god I can't believe this you gotta give her half of that hundred billion dollars that he has and get her out of that but that ivory tower of course this happens yeah of course it happens yeah it's what the real issue is someone sexually harassing you know like some guy was holding a promotion over your head saying that he wants you to sleep with them or making lewd comments and make you feel disgusted or you show up to work and you're not interested in that person at all you just want to do your job and they're making comments about your breasts or your legs or your mouth or [ __ ] oh the mouth comments are the worst they're somehow creepier than like the breast or the but it's just like your mouth oh stop at his picture and wear this just fly down pants still on look at that little mouth the problem is there's no equivalent with men there's no one thing that a woman could say to a man that makes him feel like a piece of meat like that like like humiliated you it's so hard to sexually harass men because they're in those so much of it yeah we'd like it yeah yeah especially we're attracted to you you sexually here at like your boss yeah it's like you want this job you got to eat my [ __ ] but here or later or how much more raisin we talking about here can I also get a couple of certification days does it depend on the performance what I really know what I'm doing she's like well let me see I don't know I'll give you a performance review I know you're married and I have a wife as well so let's just like [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of you at work we're good we're good I'm an extra 40 40 50 grand a year by the way we are gonna need to get something to lock that door the Joe Rogan experience

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Published: Tue Dec 10 2019