THEY KILLED ME BUT I DIDN'T DIE!? | Among Us (Funny Glitch)

hey mom come watch me do gas now on the game huh no on the game no i didn't say ass huh among us mom i hate it here oh man can you imagine i bet you can't imagine cause a lot of you that's your real life huh a lot of you watching this are like oh he's speaking directly to my soul [Music] oh wildcat that was a little spooked that that pete wildcat i was clicking the body mom batman [Music] okay pay attention pay attention me all right we can do this i want to be personally responsible for everybody who gets dipped down might not be my dick right [Music] i was so confused what the [ __ ] is going on that was my dead ass red feet but i'm alive what happened wait what i was like i said out loud oh [ __ ] somebody got killed oh [ __ ] it's me [Laughter] [Music] can we all stop and just see what happens yeah i thought last game was confusing i want to skip and just see if he's alive oh god i feel like something's about to explode out of me who killed you did you see you're in that animation at the table if he flops over dead at the table we can report and talk about it yeah like that's fair all right cool cool i'mma say i'm muted i'm not even he's alive i'm alive oh my god it's jesus christ everybody didn't continue nothing happened the hell just happened oh i'm done i mean that was no way the kill cool down was even uh no it's 10 seconds at first right yeah man that was i have risen that's a damn thumbnail right oh oh boy oh boy you know it's not even easter it's not even easter but yeah here we are and on the third and on the third [ __ ] all right we got a real dead person he's still allowed yeah no i didn't i was on download when i died okay wait um so i glitched at the voting screen last round and i it still says it's the report who died so i've just been sitting here waiting for you guys the imposters have to kill nine people eight crewmates and then cartoons yes right jesus is the final boss jesus cartoon where was we were all wasn't all four of us down at the bottom just now yeah me me speedy squirrel and cartoons are down before the light or before the door in storage opened uh and the body is pete's on garbage chute i don't think any four of us could have made this kill me squarely didn't try to cut us off there so yeah the last time i saw pete he was an admin so there's technically a very small chance cartoons could have done if he had the biggest brain play ever he killed one up in admin i'm on the left side i'm doing my top left engine now that i did the top of the bottom eli was at the beginning of the match he voted for me on false information i have no information yeah i think he's good are we just shooting are we just shooting [Music] believe it or not what happened i was uh what the [ __ ] i actually muted and i heard my name at the same time it's horrible i don't know what the hell is going on i heard someone say my name i don't know what they said oh first i can be the damn killer swipe the card first try squirrel i don't like that you're standing there oh my god wildcat walk how do you the killer you wouldn't kill me again would you you wouldn't murder the [ __ ] out of me would you speedy and wildcat it's not both y'all is it speedy wildcat speedy wildcats speedy wildcats bill speedy wildcat the wildcat leaf walk out vance he didn't vent wildcat's not bad he's not bad at the game but really speedy what did i just see we all went in electrical and then he wasn't in there but he could have left how [ __ ] wide is the report thing i was at the door in weapons and this body is on the table and they were selling a report that was weird we do have high ping right now oh okay that's what it is contribute to it um so the body's at the table it's yellow so it's squirrel this gas light works like the gas on the lava map where it goes in a certain order yeah it does go and it does that it's the top and the bottom right yeah yeah yeah yeah you did gas lighting i said that bottom and then top oh who the hell with that are you talking about me i'm talking about aligning the engines is that everything enough oh you said a lining i thought you said yeah remember no no no no no no no yeah way to talk your way out of that one yeah it was good it was a good one i'm being i'm being misheard like [ __ ] in every sentence bro yeah no bro i feel like i don't know if i've been pretty solid so i'm still mumbling not really am i brutal am i from no no you're good you're good you're good okay yeah yes you are no you're good i'm just messing with you really get his ass get him brother do something last time he did this [ __ ] and you got his ass dad you [ __ ] kicked him out he was imposter get his ass again i don't think this is kind of speedy sweetie why were you standing outside of an electric electrical why were you just standing there uh red and black were in there together and i was trying to bait to see if they both came did you see did you see black come out yeah you guys came out together yeah i saw him okay i came in and then uh purple went in and then i think cartoons followed purple and then ultimately came out and then we all went to the left side of the map and voting joel oh i came out oh man i'm not glad speedy's speedy's fun to play with he's smarter and handsome too peace thanks and of all things speedy wouldn't do he would not kill me he would not murder the [ __ ] out of me right now oh [ __ ] look if it's you speedy you're gonna kill me huh kinda trust sweetie i don't know who to trip i found zibaldi yes where was it it was as soon as the doors opened in cafeteria it was in med bay hall and now on the table i don't i don't know about joel i could say it's not speedy or wildcat i don't think has a girl been dead i can't remember i don't think this is i don't think that's his body was blue this body was blue i don't think it's like any cartoons joel so i think the killers are eli sidearms i was on the right side of the map and i fixed o2 so i think it did yeah so so you're clear obviously i went to navigation i did it and then i went up to go into cafeteria but it was uh doors were locked i passed by sidearms i think yeah well the problem is the only two people was there i was on the right side at the end of the whole time i was able to walk around with the i the voting ipad on my screen it can uh it's uh it's me and joel just talking about his thoughts we can get a new game this is it's me and joel dude two [ __ ] games it's two games oh just relaunch your game actually yeah yeah it was sidearms because it came down that last round exactly really get his ass like i said i was gonna lie back what if you died dude what if you died you wouldn't even be like i was trying to this this is like the most scuff map to [ __ ] possibilities on the cartoons kill thing in the beginning did you just kill it having these like these computer like internet issues i don't know what it is i've already reinstalled windows and tried a bunch of stuff but i'm just like my internet will desync like every 60 seconds so that's why my mic while i cut out you'll be happy to know chat this is the first bang i've had since i was here with you last time steady grinding for that bang sponsorship right steady grinding we gonna get there one day boys and girls you know i mean true it is true the rumors are true i don't have big ass fake titties it's a fact but that fact alone will not be enough to stop me from getting a bang sponsorship i'm just saying perseverance that's what we need okay time to get our little jesus christ electrical you know i do not have any sort of electrical certification all right i'm not trained i'm not i'm not certified the last person that should be going into electrical is me all right period what you know desperate times call for desperate measures and apparently right now calls for an orgy in navigation i don't want no part of that all right air filtration is not good enough in here to get that stank out we can be flying the ship and somebody be why does it smell like sex and ass in here well now you know now you know smells like used condoms and chewed bubble gum in here oh man so all right get a mop and a bucket oh no all right let me get out let me leave oh no come on this may be the task i [ __ ] up on the somebody clearly just vented somebody just vented and i don't know who it was if it's both of these i'm gonna be [ __ ] pissed maybe they didn't fence i don't know all right okay for that someone chop these ass in admin oh [ __ ] uh i don't think it's pink or squirrel or me this isn't and it's also not important in blue what's orange's name uh i think it's eli together with me at o2 and then uh or speedy i mean me pete speedy were together no two speedy went back up the other way he went to nav i went down and around and found his body in there and i went top left oh deluxe in med bay and speedy continued to the right and i stood on top of deluxe that was a really long round with like no sabotages either we were walking around because we're all together shut the [ __ ] up yeah okay so who was the first person to say they claimed everybody who was the colors uh i said it wasn't yellow or pink that killed because they were in uh electrical with me for a good bit who'd you say came in the license saw cartoons fixed lights and also saw score running i feel like it's probably one of the last ones to come into electrical i didn't want the complete opposite direction there's someone out of the equation yeah who's who hasn't had their name mentioned raise your hand from deluxe right willa and i were in the lower right hand leaves oh no i wasn't i don't have oh [Laughter] it's usually me bro i'm on it this time uh literally four people voted let's go oh somebody else oh yeah people voted i swear bro if that was me you guys would have voted me off bro you guys want to vote yeah i don't know what that was no i wasn't [Music] look at this i'm to not be an electrician your boy is shockingly good huh all right you're only worth a [ __ ] yeah i give y'all gold what do you do with it huh what do you do with it you pawn it you take it down to the pawn shop and you get twenty dollars should be a damn shame i just saw blue looking to me like a tasty treat oh no oh no oh no joel joel suck my ass um excuse me okay sorry i love you uh so this body is in the four-way where reactor security is oh really i just passed that i probably invented it yeah i last seen squirrel with him but i mean it was a while i was walking um nobody's on the right side of the map right i just hang on a second who was coming from cafeteria into med bay they were kind of stuck behind the door two people yeah oh my god okay there right cartoons did you see me i saw actually joel why did you come into med bay because i wanted to be with somebody that round because i had suss on me from the previous round i i had tested an electrical known was with me and i'm like i [ __ ] need to find somebody to hang out with i walk by med bay i see like a stack of people standing still yeah i thought they were doing a game but wait wait are you doing a thing oh oh i thought i thought i thought my game was glitched [Laughter] what happened i i so who was it who was it i'm almost dead apparently yeah everybody was standing still on this [ __ ] outside of med bay and i was like great the live stream my game's glitch the deluxe night with joel there's only one kill so i've been i'm just saying okay i mean this isn't this isn't enough to blame joel but like like i ran into med bay and you ran in with me and like never did anything and it ran out right so that's the only reason i was suspended i would that would be stuff but i wanted a kill to happen while i was with more i'm suss on squirrel and pete because pete was in electrical so he could advance his security kill wildcats yeah i just got into a legend at the end i'm skipping the map what's admin there's no sus on me no let's go at the end of the round but i answered i answered in from storage i went to admin storage electrical where his body was either squirrel or joel i think it's a combination of those could be wrong but that would be my if i had to guess right now a gun to my head that's what i would guess either squirrel or joel some combination of those two if i'm wrong it wouldn't be the first time let's be real it would not be the first time and oh like squirrel i'm not even suss because of his actions i'm sussed because i'm suss of gorilla and it seemed like gorilla was trying to vouch for squirrel and real is dead as [ __ ] all right so who is on the right side of the map right now me and i'm coming i'm not on there right now but i'm going i'm in uh bottom storage i had to do my tasks that i haven't been doing because i've been chilling deluxe and squirrel were on the right side of the map near navigation toward middle and beginning of the round you deluxe and squirrel okay i think joel there i think i saw him at the same spot i was inside admin i thought yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i went electrical to admin too i actually noticed they do have a task in my videos where are you i'm inside admin right now doing the magic did you see joel and sidearms i think i saw joel i am at the i'm i am sitting on top of med bay like i've been for the last three rounds well look here's the two the two people i saw are eli body was dead on simon says so if three people can vote voucher people on the right side then it's one of the four over here and so it's either me yeah my my my assumption and this is just me is sidearms and joel just because uh one of them just vouched for the other after he was like you know i was here i was here right he's like oh yeah yeah you were so that's that's a little stuff but it wasn't me by the way just for the record yeah the standing still thing i was like i'm skipping but uh that's his body was left side like i said on simon says it could have been a while did you vomit nope okay before i was like how was it to be fair i thought it was gorilla but i was wrong let's see see if i was right cause i was such a joel for coming in and out but like like i don't know i don't know i'm doing tasks i feel like getting on cams is a good way to get absolutely murdered right so i'm gonna wait until i feel like a kill cooldown is up because i don't want my light to be blinking red right now somebody did such a good job right there oh never mind i know who it is then continue oh [ __ ] i'm i'm deafened no you're not yeah yeah yeah we can hear you all right side arms he reported let him talk first yeah yeah i thought cartoons killed the look okay this did not happen wait wait wait when did this when did this kill happen what does this come up as soon as lights went off left side just like literally right now or was it a second later i would say i would say he was on pimps i was i was on cams and i went down and as soon as i stepped down the hallway lights went off i seen blue legs standing up and i was going to report because i didn't see who did it and i didn't even get the click off sidearms did so there's nobody where's the bike it's okay so i've been running with the lux this entire round he did the body the body is right under cameras well i wouldn't say around the camera it's closer to the engine i watched cartoons negative it sounds like it's south under it's about halfway between lower engine and uh cameras in that hallway look i walked into cameras before lights were off and i saw cartoons on cams and when lights dimmed cartoons was still like cartoons weren't walking up cartoons i had walked in and cartoons was on cameras not for the last for the last three rounds i have been in med bay it's 100 side i wouldn't if you wouldn't have reported it i wouldn't have saw who did it i was walking into med bay to skin i did not see you there this time side you were not a yeah i i wasn't i'm saying the last three rounds not this round this run i followed deluxe he did the gas i'm telling you cartoons chop the [ __ ] out of deluxe at what point when when like just i report the body as soon as he [ __ ] died i think it's not done i don't think it was cartoons because thank you so much thank you good call you know what yeah i'm i haven't been in posture once share your [ __ ] luck site there's other people here it's not luck it's a curse what the [ __ ] sorry i forgot that i forgot the definite that's my fault oh oh we got him we got him ladies and gentlemen yeah i don't know who came in cams who was that it was eli right it was pink i was scared that was only the reason i left because he came in there it ain't really on me though it ain't really nice work for me because i wouldn't know who it was if he didn't report elijah elijah ah [ __ ] come on come on we gotta get sweaty on this boys we gotta win i gotta survive please you know elijah squirrel was over there squirrel joel was still in the cameras let's go [Music] oh god i wasn't camping lights say that again would you have not seen me no all i saw was blue legs it was dark oh [ __ ] dude i i was right on top of you i was right on top of you so i was like oh [ __ ] i have to go for this no that was good but like because literally i was clicking report i thought i reported that's why if you heard me at the beginning i was like [ __ ] i don't know who it was and then you reported and i was like oh never mind got him yeah good job watching cartoons up in my room [Music] watching cartoons up in my room

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Length: 23min 51sec (1431 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 09 2020