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multilingual redditors what is your they didn't realize<font color="#E5E5E5"> I spoke their language</font> story was on<font color="#E5E5E5"> both ends as a deaf person</font> myself<font color="#CCCCCC"> on one side this one time the</font> cashiers at a store<font color="#E5E5E5"> realized I was deaf</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and so started talking to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> each other</font> about me<font color="#E5E5E5"> when they thought</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I wasn't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">looking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they also didn't know I had my</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hearing aids and could lip</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> read their</font> comments weren't<font color="#E5E5E5"> anything too negative</font> it was mostly<font color="#CCCCCC"> the typical comments about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">deaf people by people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who were</font> completely<font color="#E5E5E5"> clueless about how deafness</font> worked when I brought my<font color="#CCCCCC"> stuff to the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">checkout I kindly reminded them</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> it's a pretty bad idea to talk about<font color="#E5E5E5"> somebody thinking that</font> they can't understand what you're talking<font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the chances are</font> that they do in fact<font color="#E5E5E5"> understand what</font> you're<font color="#E5E5E5"> talking about</font> the look on<font color="#E5E5E5"> their faces were completely</font> classic<font color="#E5E5E5"> on the other side one time my</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">best friend and I were people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> watching</font> at the mall<font color="#E5E5E5"> and we randomly started</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">rating the men</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> around us in sign</font> language<font color="#CCCCCC"> of course</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there was this one</font> viewed sitting near<font color="#CCCCCC"> us and we start</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">writing his looks and his body</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I said</font> that he<font color="#E5E5E5"> looked like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he had a nice butt</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and that his eyes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> were really beautiful</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with the color of the deep ocean</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so I</font> rated him a<font color="#CCCCCC"> tenth hence</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then he came</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">over</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to us</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and then told us in sign language thanks</font> for the compliments ladies you really made my<font color="#CCCCCC"> day</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">haha we were both so shocked and</font> embarrassed<font color="#CCCCCC"> her</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I sort of have the</font> reverse of<font color="#E5E5E5"> this I'm a white man from</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> UK and whilst visiting<font color="#E5E5E5"> Berlin was sat on</font> on the s-band facing her older<font color="#E5E5E5"> also</font> white lady on the other<font color="#E5E5E5"> side of the</font> carriage there were four<font color="#CCCCCC"> gentlemen who</font> were<font color="#E5E5E5"> clearly Eastern European / Middle</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Eastern I think they were</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> speaking</font> Turkish<font color="#E5E5E5"> but I'm not sure the lady turns</font> to me and says<font color="#E5E5E5"> in German something along</font> the lines of measurement in<font color="#CCCCCC"> indolence</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">prĂȘt and we touch shameful in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Germany we</font> speak German loud enough they were supposed<font color="#E5E5E5"> to hear clearly looking for me</font> to agree<font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> her to which I replied in</font> my very<font color="#E5E5E5"> broken German it's been</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> English</font> mean<font color="#CCCCCC"> due choice says</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> clutched or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font> English my German is very<font color="#E5E5E5"> bad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> her face</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">went bright red</font> this happened to my<font color="#CCCCCC"> brother and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> father</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">while they were</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> travelling some dude</font> walks up<font color="#CCCCCC"> to my brother</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thinking he</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is a</font> local<font color="#E5E5E5"> and starts talking to him in Farsi</font> when<font color="#E5E5E5"> he realized my brother didn't</font> understand<font color="#E5E5E5"> started saying really rude</font> things about him and<font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dad being stupid</font> my dad<font color="#E5E5E5"> fluent in Farsi comes over and</font> rips<font color="#CCCCCC"> this toll a second one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the dude</font> feign being apologetic<font color="#E5E5E5"> and made excuses</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">for his attitude</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> as he was walking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> away</font> he started muttering more foul things about them<font color="#E5E5E5"> but in Turkish this time dad</font> speaks Turkish as well<font color="#E5E5E5"> and proceeds to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">rip him a third</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a-hole</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> TL DR there is a</font> man with three a-holes<font color="#CCCCCC"> I was on a tour</font> bus<font color="#E5E5E5"> with my grandmother going to a luau</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">in Hawaii</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">my grandmother</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> spoke fluent Italian as</font> both her parents<font color="#E5E5E5"> were Italian immigrants</font> to young women behind<font color="#E5E5E5"> us was speaking to</font> each<font color="#CCCCCC"> other in Italian probably</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> assuming</font> none of the other tourists could understand them<font color="#E5E5E5"> my grandmother told me I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't speak but a few words in Italian</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that they were insulting</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> everyone on the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bus</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> she let it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> go on awhile but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font> kept getting angrier and<font color="#E5E5E5"> angrier as the</font> ride went off finally she<font color="#CCCCCC"> turned around</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> told them off telling them they</font> should be<font color="#CCCCCC"> ashamed of themselves</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">being</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so rude</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they looked</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so embarrassed</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> apologized to her profusely getting</font> told off<font color="#CCCCCC"> by a grandmother on a tour bus</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">was not what they expected hearing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> girl</font> here<font color="#CCCCCC"> I was looking for something in</font> target<font color="#E5E5E5"> and asked an employee for help</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">she was busy stocking shelves</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I kept</font> trying<font color="#E5E5E5"> to verbally get her</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> attention</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">when she</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> finally noticed me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> she mouthed</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm deaf I set my stuff down to free up</font> my hands introduced myself<font color="#CCCCCC"> and asked her</font> where what I was looking<font color="#CCCCCC"> for was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font> American Sign Language<font color="#CCCCCC"> her face</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">completely lit up and I'll never forget</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it</font> communication is major for deaf people <font color="#CCCCCC">because they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are unfortunately</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> often</font> excluded from the hearing world<font color="#E5E5E5"> which is</font> probably why this lady reacted the way <font color="#E5E5E5">she did though this was minor</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it made a</font> huge<font color="#E5E5E5"> impact on me this instance made me</font> fall in love with sign language all over again<font color="#CCCCCC"> and realize how communication</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is a</font> basic human<font color="#E5E5E5"> right that many people do</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> limited access to</font> was in Germany and a<font color="#E5E5E5"> middle school</font> teacher asked<font color="#CCCCCC"> me to come in as a guest</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">for one of her English classes the</font> teacher introduced me<font color="#CCCCCC"> I said hello and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that I was from the US and happy to be</font> in their class the teacher said<font color="#CCCCCC"> so do</font> you have<font color="#E5E5E5"> any questions in English for an</font> American what do you think an American <font color="#CCCCCC">is like one of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the kids near the front</font> says in German<font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of under his breath</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but definitely loud enough that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> most of</font> the class can hear fat and stupid<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> kids laugh<font color="#E5E5E5"> the teacher turns bright</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> red</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I don't know what to do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so I just say of</font> course<font color="#CCCCCC"> many Americans can speak German</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">in German the kid almost shit himself</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he</font> looked like<font color="#E5E5E5"> a baby deer that had</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">wandered on stage at abeyance concert I</font> thought he was<font color="#E5E5E5"> just being a dick and had</font> intended<font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to understand what he was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">saying</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> apparently though he actually</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hadn't thought</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> through that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> an American</font> in<font color="#E5E5E5"> Germany in their language class might</font> actually<font color="#E5E5E5"> speak their language the people</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">of the Chinese food place on my campus</font> spoke Chinese<font color="#E5E5E5"> to the door exchange</font> students but even though I spoke<font color="#E5E5E5"> Chinese</font> I just always<font color="#CCCCCC"> spoke English to them</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">since I have an accent when I speak</font> Chinese<font color="#CCCCCC"> but one day I got all meat no</font> rice since I had a rice maker at home and when I was paying the<font color="#E5E5E5"> lady says</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> person beside her fat ass</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> once meat</font> no rice and I responded<font color="#CCCCCC"> in Chinese</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">actually</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I have rice at home they didn't</font> charge me<font color="#CCCCCC"> for the order and started</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">giving me a bit extra whenever I go</font> there<font color="#CCCCCC"> edit didn't seal the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> replies but</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">everyone saying they probably weren't</font> saying it in an insulting<font color="#CCCCCC"> way is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> correct</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they were saying fat ass more along the</font> lines of fatty or tubby<font color="#E5E5E5"> bonzi I think</font> that's the phonetic spelling of what they said not<font color="#E5E5E5"> really sure how</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> spell a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">tbh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I went to a psychiatric emergency</font> ward once and asked for<font color="#E5E5E5"> help and if they</font> were<font color="#E5E5E5"> comfortable to speak</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> English I</font> understand Danish<font color="#E5E5E5"> but have a hard time</font> making myself understandable in it and didn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> really feel like an</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> idiot at a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">crucial time of my life</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I stayed there</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 4 days without anyone realizing I</font> knew what they were<font color="#E5E5E5"> saying about me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">right in front of me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> two of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the nurses</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thought I was cute one doctor thought I</font> was lying all the<font color="#CCCCCC"> time a patient thought</font> I was a spy<font color="#CCCCCC"> for the staff</font> a lot happened in<font color="#E5E5E5"> those four days it</font> made my stay way more enjoyable<font color="#CCCCCC"> than it</font> should have<font color="#CCCCCC"> been a lady on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the bus was</font> being a bitch and slagging people off in <font color="#CCCCCC">greek until she got to me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> she was being</font> excessively nasty<font color="#CCCCCC"> about my chip mail</font> varnish<font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't know either maybe she</font> was having a bad<font color="#CCCCCC"> day as soon as I</font> clocked it<font color="#CCCCCC"> I turned around and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> looked</font> her<font color="#CCCCCC"> dead in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the eye with my very Greek</font> face and she stopped she then sat in the seat in<font color="#CCCCCC"> front of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me where</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I sat and</font> called my mom also Greek<font color="#E5E5E5"> who I had a</font> conversation with<font color="#E5E5E5"> for the duration</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> the bus journey about the<font color="#CCCCCC"> route lady who</font> slagged my nails off<font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> she thought</font> I couldn't understand<font color="#E5E5E5"> in Greek</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it was</font> delicious <font color="#E5E5E5">we had a large family reunion dinner at</font> a restaurant<font color="#CCCCCC"> and we were all sharing</font> stories<font color="#CCCCCC"> my funny uncle was telling us</font> how<font color="#CCCCCC"> he used to pretend he was deaf and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">his sister would translate to prove it</font> he asked the<font color="#CCCCCC"> waitress to get the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> manager</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">when he came</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> over my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> uncle</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> started</font> signing<font color="#E5E5E5"> to him with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> made-up and</font> exaggerated gestures<font color="#E5E5E5"> my aunt told him</font> that the food was<font color="#E5E5E5"> good in the server was</font> excellent<font color="#E5E5E5"> all the while the manager just</font> smiled<font color="#E5E5E5"> and nodded</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> when they were done</font> talking<font color="#CCCCCC"> the manager said in sign</font> language he spoke ASL<font color="#E5E5E5"> and knew it was</font> bullshit we<font color="#CCCCCC"> blew up laughing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and my</font> uncle's face<font color="#E5E5E5"> turned beet red</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in a</font> hotel<font color="#CCCCCC"> elevator with my wife in Osaka</font> Japan the<font color="#CCCCCC"> Nayak home area</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to exact it is a</font> popular hotel for tourists we were going up the<font color="#CCCCCC"> elevator</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to our room on the 54th</font> floor<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's a high hotel in the elevator</font> with us<font color="#CCCCCC"> as a Chinese</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> family that speaks</font> Cantonese they must have assumed<font color="#CCCCCC"> we were</font> Japanese<font color="#E5E5E5"> or some other type of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Asian</font> because<font color="#E5E5E5"> they started to tease her</font> preteen daughter<font color="#E5E5E5"> about how badly she</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">needs to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> take a shit they will are fake</font> and the mother<font color="#CCCCCC"> was teasing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> her</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about how</font> I can almost see it coming out<font color="#E5E5E5"> our floor</font> came first<font color="#E5E5E5"> and when it did I turn to</font> them<font color="#E5E5E5"> and said</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> goodnight in Cantonese</font> their face was priceless <font color="#E5E5E5">and we got out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of the elevator my wife</font> called me<font color="#CCCCCC"> a jackass</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> while laughing her</font> ass off<font color="#CCCCCC"> then we got back to our rooms</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and took ash</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to my girlfriend and I live</font> in<font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> taller</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> can</font> I grew up<font color="#CCCCCC"> speaking French</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my whole life</font> and she knows<font color="#E5E5E5"> enough</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to understand other</font> speaking<font color="#E5E5E5"> we were in a restaurant which</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> relatively empty except</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for us and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">another very French couple at a table</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nearby</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> close enough to hear their</font> conversation<font color="#CCCCCC"> eventually the other girl</font> started talking about my<font color="#E5E5E5"> girlfriend's</font> clothing<font color="#E5E5E5"> saying things like more face</font> choice bad choice I suspect they were visiting<font color="#E5E5E5"> from Quebec</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and just didn't realize that most people</font> here speak<font color="#E5E5E5"> a bit of French</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but as we</font> were<font color="#CCCCCC"> leaving I turned to them and said</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bonne</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> journee good day</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the look on her</font> face still pops into my head occasionally and it makes everything feel right in the world<font color="#E5E5E5"> Cable Guy here</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">being a white guy most people don't</font> realize that<font color="#E5E5E5"> I know how to speak and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">write in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Spanish I run into so many</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">situations where I can run under the</font> radar and just do my job<font color="#E5E5E5"> without someone</font> knowing that I can understand them <font color="#CCCCCC">completely every once in a while I</font> subtly let<font color="#E5E5E5"> them know that I can</font> understand them<font color="#CCCCCC"> I was doing an</font> installation<font color="#E5E5E5"> at a house where the family</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">only spoke Spanish and the order</font> requested for<font color="#E5E5E5"> a spanish-speaking tech I</font> showed up to<font color="#E5E5E5"> the door the husband opened</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the door and automatically assumed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> I couldn't speak<font color="#E5E5E5"> Spanish his English was</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">near-perfect and he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> greeted me showed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me</font> around<font color="#CCCCCC"> and where he wanted everything he</font> let me do my work<font color="#E5E5E5"> as he walked into the</font> other room<font color="#E5E5E5"> where his buddy was an</font> automatically started talking shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font> me<font color="#CCCCCC"> I can't believe they sent a freaking</font> white guy who can't speak Spanish<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> specifically told them to send someone <font color="#CCCCCC">who can speak</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Spanish</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so I didn't have</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to deal with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this v/s he's going to be</font> lazy AF and not do<font color="#E5E5E5"> the job</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right</font> I bet the a-hole is going to expect a <font color="#E5E5E5">tip after doing a crappy job</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and I'll</font> have to fix<font color="#E5E5E5"> it myself the dude went on</font> and on the entire time I<font color="#CCCCCC"> was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">talking crap the entire time at the end</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of the appointment I was pissed I didn't</font> show it<font color="#CCCCCC"> but he thought it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was funny to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">talk crap in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> front of me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> smile on his</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">face while acting</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like Lee wasn't saying</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">anything about me so I looked at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> him</font> told him<font color="#E5E5E5"> in Spanish</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your installation is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">done if you have any questions you can</font> call<font color="#CCCCCC"> the company yourself</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and they will</font> be able<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> get someone</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> who</font> Spanish to help you<font color="#CCCCCC"> he looked at me with</font> a shocked expression<font color="#CCCCCC"> so I continued</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> next</font> time you should<font color="#CCCCCC"> ask</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if the person</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">speak Spanish before talking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Shh</font> his<font color="#E5E5E5"> buddy hit the floor</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> laughing as I</font> left the<font color="#E5E5E5"> customer standing there feeling</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like a jackass when I was teaching kids</font> in Japan<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> would only respond with</font> English<font color="#CCCCCC"> only to their Japanese</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I did</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">this for a few reasons to make them</font> think I didn't speak Japanese to make them using glitch more so I could scare the crap out of them once I decided to <font color="#E5E5E5">speak</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Japanese some kid in English</font> school didn't do his<font color="#CCCCCC"> homework when I</font> asked him<font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it he told</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me in English</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that he forgot his book he then turns to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">his classmate and says in Japanese that</font> his book is<font color="#E5E5E5"> in his bag and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he didn't do</font> his<font color="#CCCCCC"> homework because he couldn't be</font> bothered<font color="#CCCCCC"> I said</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nothing come the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> end of</font> the class his mother<font color="#CCCCCC"> is waiting</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in the</font> reception<font color="#CCCCCC"> along with my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Japanese manager</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">so I tell the manager in English that he</font> didn't do his<font color="#CCCCCC"> homework</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I hear the conversation between kid and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">mom with him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> giving</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the same for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> God</font> bullshit<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I just say in perfect</font> Japanese why<font color="#CCCCCC"> are you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> saying you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> forgot</font> the book<font color="#E5E5E5"> when I asked you in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the class</font> you told the other students<font color="#E5E5E5"> that it's in</font> your<font color="#E5E5E5"> bag and you didn't do the homework</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">because you couldn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be bothered</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font> sorry didn't you know that<font color="#E5E5E5"> I could understand</font> Japanese<font color="#E5E5E5"> mom opens the bag</font> finds<font color="#E5E5E5"> the book smacks the kid in the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">head with the book and tells him to sit</font> in the<font color="#E5E5E5"> reception doing his homework</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kid</font> cries<font color="#E5E5E5"> all is good when I was stationed</font> in<font color="#CCCCCC"> Korea</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I was getting a haircut and the</font> hairdresser<font color="#E5E5E5"> had like an assistant or a</font> new person<font color="#E5E5E5"> helping her get me seated and</font> prepared<font color="#CCCCCC"> she says to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the main girl he</font> looks<font color="#E5E5E5"> like a baby</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I have a baby face and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like 22 at the time I responded in</font> Korean with I looked like<font color="#CCCCCC"> a baby she was</font> really startled and embarrassed<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> looked out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of there for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the rest of the</font> haircut<font color="#CCCCCC"> the main hairdresser took</font> advantage of being able to talk with<font color="#CCCCCC"> me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">in Korean though my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> family and I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> went to</font> s<font color="#CCCCCC"> RI Lanka for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> two weeks</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to see where my</font> mom<font color="#CCCCCC"> grew up and general beach staff for</font> some reason we were<font color="#E5E5E5"> like the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> only people</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">in the hotel we were staying as aside</font> from a wedding party<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> after day after<font color="#CCCCCC"> we got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there a few days</font> and there was another<font color="#CCCCCC"> family staying</font> there<font color="#E5E5E5"> I believe</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> from Suriname</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and we</font> were all<font color="#E5E5E5"> chillin at the pool and decided</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> play a game</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of water polo against</font> each other<font color="#E5E5E5"> things got excited and one of</font> the daughters yelled out something in Dutch like go for<font color="#E5E5E5"> the big fat guy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dutch dad replied what big fat guy and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">everybody laughed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a simple story</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">but it was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pretty sweet</font> [Music]
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Length: 13min 49sec (829 seconds)
Published: Sat May 11 2019
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