"they almost CRASHED the car..." | r/softwaregore

hey everyone my name is jacob walker software goal where we're going to be looking at software which is uh you know it's gory stuff it's stuff that don't work all right it's stuff that don't work subscribe and enjoy the following applications disk is not inserted youtube oh can i can i buy a youtube disc yo imagine if you had to do that like put an insert disk every video whether you wanted to watch like oh new one wait let me go there we go tf2 is taking over this person's computer no yeah i mean did you change your background or did they they were just like you know what we're making it your background now we'll take it over hey oh oh no no i don't think that's how they work that the whole thing is to like show physics that's that's not physics this does not quite fit it's close is this german like that's such a german word harald's fort derogan right i don't know why my mobile browser might be trying to trick me click this guys it's youtube um definitely definitely youtube guys it's like the worst disguise ever it's like come on come on click me warzone with ray tracing oh oh that's it's pretty funky i get i i feel like you'd probably lose quite quick game crashed in a way i've never seen in person yo that's like something you think oh it's broken like everything is very if i saw that on my screen i'd be like what do i do there's nothing i can do guess i'm up for anything eh ice cold oh oh no hey i want a drink all right i want a nice cold water nothing else nothing else try one month for free wow youtube premium there's a plan for everyone as you can see everyone every single person fits at least one of those things this person came back to skyrim after a power outage uh i feel like you should probably restart your game again this is this is kind of uh it's kind of broken and to be fair it could be the actual it could be dlc you know they're like why not let's let's put it in there we may as well just milk as much money as possible buy it guys buy the new dlc uh-huh oh is this hollow knight yeah this is this is this is oh i don't think you could play holo now like that no this person said they were texting on their watch and it just goes all over the place is this an apple watch though because i'm just gonna i'm gonna say this right i had an apple watch it's the worst thing ever like unless you want to do like exercise and stuff and you could probably just get someone else that's better you don't need an apple watch it's the most pointless thing this person's alarm was set for seven o'clock and now it's 6 89 ah i'm 29 minutes late to wake up because because apparently that's how clocks work yep oh i've never played kerbal space program but i've seen videos on it and you know i don't want to play it anymore i don't ever want to play if this is what it is oh so i was writing out some equations on desmos and just before i add the power 2 at the end this happens i've never seen anything like that before especially on desmos it does apparently have a kind of pattern though oh kind of yeah i kind of see it this is just what like further math does if you keep taking math it just gets harder and harder this you'll probably have to work out somehow my windows were in slow mode and the cursive cloned itself oh it's like it's on a hockey table i like an ice hockey table like you just pushed it and then it's going whoa oh you got two curses though does that mean you're double efficient is that is that how that works oh it's going but by windows i know it's coming back it's coming you see it hit the side it hit the side yeah this is an ice hockey table there must be some kind of plug-in right hmm welcome to welcome oh i mean you could have called your place welcome right like just welcome to world you only name your company that purely for the welcome to welcome bit that's what that's worth this is alchemy night make sure you agree yes yes um do you you click click it click it down to abby oh oh yeah the fourth matrix movie that's keanu reeves right he yeah they just renamed it for some reason this is behold the final planet ah-ha did they just like merge all of them into one and they were like we can't really think of a new name so let's just put them all together just yes this is exactly what i bought at lowe's what how do you even start that that's like the russian g and then question mark uh toa toad maybe you bought a toad huh you see faye oaf oaf yeah that's about it yeah gender female or male okay this person is female please select a valid option ah based based yeah uh-oh undertale okay full game five stars yeah i think we should buy you are not able to purchase this product for the following reason you do not own undertale i feel like that's a paradox you have to own undertale you have to own undertale in order to buy undertale but in order to buy undertale you must own undertake oh we're on a tesla i feel like there's still a few bugs on this lots of traffic lights okay that's oh wait does it think the moon is a traffic light ah it's quite far away how does it think that yeah yeah there's still a few bugs it needs to do wait i just realized what if it's a blood moon right and it thinks it's a red stop light would it just stop would it just start stopping and then people would crash into it right that's that's kind of a bug work training is going well results your score 100 passing score 80 you did not pass wait congratulations you passed which one which one did i get what people say about us we're 4.4 out of 5. okay wait a sec wait a second it's exactly a thousand reviews as well hmm this ps4 fell asleep with prime going turned it back on to find this ah i see bikini bottom so it's spongebob all right you were watching that oh thread secure threat removed threat secure threat removed which i i don't want this is why i hate antivirus just super stylish step one select your best hairstyle you can pick either one of these you've selected gorgeous yeah it's apparently fraps has put an fps counter in the bottom of this this message it's like you're running at 22 frames it's pretty good maybe maybe you need to upgrade your graphics card though windows 10 chops up text in random places sometimes this one says dun dun wait what is it supposed to say don just undone i love this game like i've never played it but it looks so realistic oh oh yeah yeah i feel like you probably have more damage to the car if you hit a tree at that but i guess going through the floor works too oh no the guest prices are just out of hand 999 for gas what that's pretty expensive you see a dad would go all the way to the other one to get it cheaper you see look this guy's staring at it like wow i'm not paying those prices no what is this supposed to be a hundred wrong real answer was 20 okay at 45 was right real answer 55. wrong 50 do i get it or not what what speaking of absurd gas prices this one 8.2 u and 4.5 one nine tenths and then c point two u and then four point one five and nine tenths this is out of hand you know we we need to do something about this choose your drink oh i quite like these like you get so many options but what have we got uh coke yeah yeah apparently there's something here where is it is it oh all right who let the united states join the eu they saw great britain there they left and they were like oh this is our chance we can join the eu yeah speaking express well done you dub your way to china in 0.00 seconds can you do it faster no the the answer is just no you can't all right setting the alarm for 9 00 am okay ninth please wake up at 9 00 am i turned on your 9pm alarm oh see i'm going to miss my entire day because of you because of you come on oh i think i think windows wants to sleep guys he's like please i have been up for three days straight please just let me sleep it's toad decided to take over this person's brother's 3ds toad always has this like evil look about him he's like he's i'll do something i will i'll take it i will your password can't be longer than four two nine four nine six seven two nine five characters ah da da i was about to write password with four two nine four nine six seven two nine eight characters so three overs sound search with google okay sound search sound search it's like i'm the bigger guy you you gonna use me are you gonna use him yeah i'm bit yeah average youtube thumbnail yeah yeah no that is the to be fair i'd click that i would click that because i want to know what happens right obs is already running obs is already running obs is already i think obs is running i think i think it might be running i think microsoft solitaire just broke premium edition you remove ads everywhere six years of daily challenges access to the retro card back bundle zero month or zero a year buy it quick bro you need to take advantage of that wait but wait a sec why does microsoft solitaire have premium mode it's solitaire like a goal update hitting your zero hour sleep goal is a great way to start your day yep yep that sounds about right system this accessory may mean what what what may it do i'm scared tetris uh oh tetris what do you do stop stop it it's glitching out it wants to do something tetris you just stopped yeah okay wow you made it all the way to the end it's gonna glitch so click subscribe before it glitches and you'll never find it again all right if you don't click it you'll just glitch and go you see and click another one there's two right there nice

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Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 25 2021