These Modded GTA 5 Races HAD ME WHEEZING

D you BL get hit by a car I suppose I didn't you get for Jing I didn't seem to have much of an option really hey guys before we get into the video just a quick reminder that if you guys are new here or have been around for a while and just are not subscribed yet please consider subscribing as it is the best way to support my channel thank you guys so much for watching and I hope you enjoy I look fing stupid are you is Da who's Dave oh you're Dave gr up Dave do I look sick as you look like Elvis is about the Skydive did you just say Among Us dude you say Among Us put your start dude you dude dude dude editor that word godamn get my Among Us editor editor remove from the whole session every CW word every from the entire session every time soup talks make him leave I don't know what this game mode is but we'll see I don't know is it some prize mystery stop saying that dude is on forever timeout what oh my God this is a fast car what is it falling floor the floor tiles are now falling what what is that oh [ __ ] now I'm stupid oh god oh [ __ ] oh Black Jesus bam blam Black Jesus all right guys stop on a tile and choose it till the end don't be a [ __ ] and don't lie oh Yummy's just sitting on the top like a [ __ ] the top can fall too buddy I want to give yummy top until he bleeds I'd rather not have that happen suck the white off Yummy's dick my Wiener's pink you got a dog penis a dog it's just are we actually just picking one until we fall all right I'm going to do the one right beside BL I'm moving now cuz I've been here for too long and I'm scared it's me super committed me and Cletus are Comm holy [ __ ] no we can't go anywhere anyway oh I have a f you're okay I don't know oh my God my God we're literally stuck here I can't go anywhere de [ __ ] I tried a Nitro boost I'm glad that happened cuz I was just about to Ram you that's nice of you wow Dave good job surviving 28 seconds I just drove into a hole like an idiot Dave did not beat allegation how big is Dave's dude dude what is your deal right now just just like a Google search oh hey triy I'm making that hey nope you can't make that all right I'll make it why did I do that what happed to no I'm good I don't know what just happened I just went rumbling tumbling flipping and [ __ ] like on a thing oh [ __ ] you can't go hey V what the [ __ ] are you doing that did not work what the [ __ ] I was trying to cheese it but when you go on the wall it just flings you off who's alive with me me are you piing one are we all are we all picking one all right I'll pick everyone sticking well I'm just staying until it blinks I do have a long penis in front of me that I can ride you do have a very long penis you can ride that is a substantial amount of penis the ball to shaft ratio is impressive I wish I could see you guys it's not a great ratio of ball to shaft you want to see what we're talking about Buddy oh oh one of the balls is gone and one of the shaft oh no the tip the tip it's getting it's getting Jed nope I'm on the balls is that balls I feel like is that the B one ball oh BL look look look this is it that's not great I mean to be fair it's not looking good for trippy or oh the other one I could have 5050 this is all I have trippy yeah trippy is eding Jesus please Jesus worried Lord Jesus sa died died oh wait you're both dying you're both dying you're both dying what oh my God it's cuz trippy hit W he drove a little bit you a piece of [ __ ] 2 seconds dude he knows all the mechanics s actually like in real life I don't care demonetize the video all right let's all go to the tippy top and look at the Cher yeah I'm down to look at the Cherry with I maybe Dave GRS won die flipping there go already G oh no [ __ ] I'm going to swap Vehicles [ __ ] it just for the vibe what am I this is a bad I'm in a semi [ __ ] we can't get up trippy oh [ __ ] this is bad it's over it's a bad day to be BL I don't know if I can get up can I get much higher head M sentence I think you might you're in a loop here Grandpa shut up shut up L is in a predicament I there I go I'm [ __ ] big on got that boring ass gameplay bro I'm sorry bro I don't know what to do I'm just standing here holy [ __ ] yummy I mean yummy trippy you son of a [ __ ] of course you put him on one big onk where you at [ __ ] I'm just on a brown star he's not wrong I'm on a brown star Cletus doing back flips cus where you atus [ __ ] what are you doing Cletus is flipping off the edge [ __ ] how big of a house do you have Cletus I square foot am might this might be it are you going to try to make that jump why do you keep moving back and forth I'm [ __ ] back and for fortnite I don't like that and he lost his tires wow everything is no pleas Minecraft Sky Block [ __ ] no I'm down to one foot clus is still hanging out Cletus been on one the whole last little pubic hair Cletus is no oh my God wi dude I I can't believe it dudus Cletus little lasted forever how are you guys all max level I don't know's level 10 10 level 10 he's been touring he's busy I get it shut up Noob uh let's play all right youing for game here and [ __ ] at me I have no idea what's going on again Red Rover Red Rover the F over 15 rounds weapon and shoot an enemy we can't See's who kill yourself wait what you're dead buddy I don't even know who's who here I don't like that you're all looking at me I like the guy by himself win I'm just Spam [Laughter] clicking that is PES yeah that was kind of shitty kind of fun I like it I like I did I did kill two I kind of enjoyed that part okay so it's 4V one all right that's cool yeah everybody at the one guy everybody a at the one guy oh absolutely who's over there alone that's me and then your buddy next to you kills you is that really what you want to do kill him yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] you did I kill you you did fist fight yeah get [ __ ] Cletus you [ __ ] midle that's why you're dead [ __ ] that's why you're dead [ __ ] what shoes you got on looking at me got my dogs out playing with my toes whoever's in the back is just going to shoot that guy in the back you miss [ __ ] we might have been a little antsy trash the guy in the middle always dies is it like Auto shooting yeah you guys are just trash bro I don't even try and play it off yeah it's not Auto shooting bro I'm Buster scrs but I'm fat and ugly God damn it dead I'm just spamming you better get ready trippy's I was spamming bro I need a gaming monitor that has a little [ __ ] dot in the middle of the screen a little piece of tape that's what I used to do back in the old Cod it up like a latitude longitude like a graph oh team up I don't know who this is team up don't do it kill the person to your right if you have balls this is definitely you then you [ __ ] not your right who missed a shot on me what the [ __ ] happened everybody damn what happened to everybody bro who's alive with me me [ __ ] I missed thank all right don't hit me big the game Sav you son I was about to get H tag oh I love this game tag this game mode [ __ ] sucks it makes me so angry can I hit the soccer ball or will it kill me roll the terrorist what an insane sentence get [ __ ] punctuated Lar nice there's a wall there buddy yeah I'm coming in your has the bomb [ __ ] experience what up Cletus no blow oh that's hor [ __ ] where are you going that's horeshit that's hor [ __ ] seconds left why does BL have bomb blar blow up and die already BL go up orange ramp hit wall [Laughter] that car got too much dang on power Dave girl is hiding where sh F Dave girl and kill him Dave's playing Dr for n God damn it Dave gr has a bomb and he's going to the airport I'm about to do the explosion time you got time oh you [ __ ] it no blue damn you [ __ ] yes I do that I hit you with a bum P up at the same time goo that's crazy I've never [ __ ] seen that happen that's crazy yeah come on [ __ ] oh [ __ ] last minute that's crazy sorry sorry I'm sorry I just saw your big blue car made me horny wait what what the [ __ ] what is happening get flip over Cletus you son of a [ __ ] 5 seconds left again again I'm the soccer ball I'm sorry I'm sorry you flipped over like a turtle I couldn't vog flew off the map and he just didn't do anything he like hit a pin and came back I don't know what that was a bowling pin Dave how you keep hitting that same wall I don't know it what he jumped you I jumped leave BL alone he had bomb already go gety was right there I can't just switching wait [ __ ] uhoh damn I couldn't move I could not move my Nero custom would not move I'm in your rear get out you got this you got this [ __ ] just going in circle oh oh man God such a nerd dude oh it's like the first time I've won all dayg I could feel the sweat dripping down your thighs to your feet to your pink feet I don't have thighs anymore I got rid of them pink feet he's got perfect pink little feet my feet has been purple for 10 years stop associating everything with pink what's pink feet y he's got a pink little dog weer on I got a pink fetish dude listen if your legs are purple you got to go to the doctor or start walking more I don't know if to tell you feet my feet are purple they've been purple for years he just has a bomb on him oh Dave roll BL understands why that happened well Cletus I come over with the gft buddy don't get Cletus bro getus why are you targeting Cletus clus [ __ ] you I suck at driving no way Cletus dies again again a no running away yes I hate this game mode so what happened off my car off the bat Dave Gro got a slippery ass car bro how the [ __ ] did you catch up to me so fast you cheating piece of [ __ ] yummy blow up and die already [Music] please last minute clutch up what are you going bar later where you going later you're going later why you look like Andrew Tate [Applause] a he Bugatti that would explained a lot about those tweets lately y took over oh you [ __ ] oh my God you were going flying off the edge if you missed that broke his ankles the [ __ ] put you on skates boy you got no idea where you driving driving like a [ __ ] with no legs why are you so upset you driving like a transvest that window no [ __ ] boy so he's driving like a dude I don't really understand how that what do you what do you mean you driving like a dude right now bro all right oh I just got some fire ass skin on my car it's got rust on it I like skin tags what is this just thing in the middle like having them or eating them or what yeah what are you what are you doing with them where are you going the Turning r on this is not this car bro this car is so bad please did he get knock stop already oh you're lucky it had it started dude wait is this thing going to [ __ ] rot oh yeah oh my God not in this car bro Slow Down slow down I'm going to die [ __ ] really dude this little car is so ass it's so bad God where we turning here triy quit following me C please sorry I have to drum for my own van now [ __ ] oh I did not mean to was looking back at trippy R looking oh my God H the brakes Fu I thought he was going to bash me Dave gr [ __ ] ruined my little ass the panto is so dog [ __ ] it's horrible it's actually horrible it's like 45 lb it's so EAS can't turn and then Dave gr just runs you over stop touching me touch you however I want [ __ ] sorry touch you whenever and however I want oh you think it hasn't started yet buddy oh it re it respawns you that's oh no no shot I just knocked you off what's so funny now that's not very niceus Cletus that was not very nice I can't stop I can't stop I can't I can't stop either I'm sliding sideways [ __ ] you Cletus dude Cletus is trying to live oh eding do you bar I'm hinging stinky stinky oh [ __ ] oh man I'm on my head like a turtle hit him no no stay cusy [ __ ] soup if you would have missed that that would have been rough that would have been really bad everyone just kill yummy get the [ __ ] away from me oh murder you I don't give a [Music] shit' you say it like that he's trying to emulate a car horn hey you piece of [ __ ] what's your problem I oh no I'm going the wrong way turn turn I just watched all of you drive the opposite way [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] I was just going the wrong way I I was kind of wondering but you know figured you had a figured you had a plan you guys are going to have to kill trippy if you want to win yeah this is like two noobs versus sweat girl why are you trying to kill blog I don't know cuz yeah go ahead [ __ ] out of the way something racially motivated there or what breaks breaks possible I no it's not uhoh no yeah the guy's trying to go on vacation don't let him have a good time kill himf I'm going back that's that's kind of what happened to me damn you're just doing the whole thing oh break break break you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it goes fast look that green guy why is the Turning so you guys are going to have to kill green man oh dude this little thing sucks dick so bad oh go drive drive the opposite way see oo there you go girl that Egyptian slide holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [Music] what the hell are you doing gr I am gr I am gr am bounce whenever landc it's all the luggage there you go get him get him get aggressive get aggressive get on him not over the wall damn you're like an illegal jump of that [ __ ] come on oh my God ram ram one another Ram one another get into it get out there girl don't go too crazy dude what pig it makes me so bouncy trippy how stop Al you [ __ ] MD sh some grass dude you murd you [ __ ] M some grass you're MD Jon girl all don't don't do that again no don't touch my Louis bag oh oh my God Dave Gro is [ __ ] dead okay oh this [ __ ] dude oh my god oh it's oh it's random yeah Dave Groll is a tank okay you got nasty let's see what you got nasty Bean who got the who got the high top fade you're getting slammed off yeah wait how do you use your uh how do you use your ability uh X or something maybe you were born with it holy [ __ ] no that was a [ __ ] he's already got your take avoiding in MA drive I'm trying no funny business over here I'm trying to [ __ ] all I'm Dave gr please you like golf carts we go I like golf carts is that Dave gr Dave gr please you like golf carts it's a Yamaha dude don't blow it up iing dude on my golf cart I don't know if my [ __ ] had [ __ ] but it was so much slower s's coming this way su's coming this way I smell garlic bread petus you got to turn around and speed boost dude trust me it's worth it how did that work I thought you were going to die you guys are good you guys are good we got 10 seconds we're good M can you not shoot your tank hit that speed boost what Dave gr how do wait why is it so delayed wait what that was ass 9.8 seconds alive yeah yeah that was cool who's it now oh it's yummy oh Jesus dude why is everyone else's so much faster than mine he's just immediately waiting he's just coming for us already dud there's literally a tank inside of [Applause] me oh he knocked your top off oh [ __ ] he violated you bro alone you better hit that stream Bo you get out of here dude I'm coming leave me alone hit that [ __ ] hit that [ __ ] I can see him he's coming in my room oh my God oh my God speed boost buddy oh don't [ __ ] me over oh sh he's coming that way BL he's coming that way no it's all right I wear this I eat this watch this yummy you don't want to do that it's easy buddy like a b all right I don't know who this guy is but you're dead what do you mean gay yeah nice [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] to take his roof off I'm trying to [ __ ] break his neck with this thing what you got what you got CLE watch I'm taking the fight to him bro wait hold on let me get this spe this before you kill I really [ __ ] suck at this you're lasting longer every time I'm proud of you you're getting better slowly well let me just take my slow ass who gave me the high top I didn't order the [ __ ] high top triy you wouldn't do this to me right trippy trippy please trippy please trippy I'm begging on my hands and knees trippy come onus he's coming he's coming Cletus he's coming he's [ __ ] coming bro I didn't know that tank could get a speed boost Hit me hard how can I not hit him you want me to hit you got that speed boostle here hit that [ __ ] ow I drove it to the wall all Miss I'm missing a wheel please you wouldn't get a handicap guys oh my God I ain't scared of you what how did you live trippy kills handicapped people yeah that handicapped guy was like brutally murdered too not normally he literally lopped his head off with the [ __ ] tank gun thing God one is [ __ ] up big hun our little peckers aren't as long though oh why is our Wier not long our Trail doesn't it get longer over time okay okay is that how it's going to be no way dude get killed Davids like dude go in first person like the subway h no I ain't going first first actually going first and first that looks Terri holy [ __ ] I'm going to puke big you guys are spawning on top of each other green mean orange potato what the fck oh my God holy [ __ ] D flying what I dropped it I dropped it slowo dying right now I also I also did that satisfying Nice kill streak trippy you [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that committed suicide yeah anything for you not to kill me holy [ __ ] oh my God up on the wall who just hit the [ __ ] fence and died that was what the [ __ ] is it cuz you're looking at me no I uh yeah first person only yeah I'm putting a hardore mode on I don't know what that means but I'm going Trails as long as they can be maybe that's what this does hardcore Tron dve R is going to have a panic attack we're going I thought I oh oh god oh dude I'm actually going to get motion is this normal I'm like dizzy and sick oh this is making my [ __ ] balls hurt is like 4 I can't even see anybody this is made for a 2012 Xbox one this is like the [ __ ] Virtual Boy Tron game mode dude I think are you supposed to get kills I'm I actually i' rather just put a bunch of nails into my P have you seen how Mr Beast has a Zach be meal yeah dude my mom texted me I wanted to tell you I thought Mr Beast had a Potato Head box I was wondering is that your Mr Beast please disregard I can't do anything I think what I think she's either losing her mind or she was texted through the push like the voice talk [ __ ] and none of it came through never mind I can't do anything is she okay I I think she was talking leg she had one Mr Beast Z meal she can't walk does Mr Beast have chicken I can't move my legs I don't know what the [ __ ] happen Mr Beast got your mom in a state of rig of mortise she's called a Mr Beast Potato Head box I don't know what the [ __ ] that is is that your Mr Beast I can't move please call cop cops do the M King of the target I like this one you on the Green Team oh got two people it's meetus [ __ ] Cletus dude let's go this piece of [ __ ] enemies to lovers dude all right Green Team we'll put aside our differences toen [ __ ] Bean buddy the craer what excuse me clear your throat before you speak again dang on CER I'm a cracker no no go to third yeah it's third person oh had me stuck in first what does this mean Griffin oh I went way too far I don't get your [ __ ] head in the game dude I didn't know that my tip was that powerful you got a big old tip you should know that pink swollen it's swollen in purple I'm black I don't particularly understand what I'm doing bro I can't do nothing I he's just pushing me Tripp's like a [ __ ] Avenger in here he's like Iron Man get him get him BL good job BL now you got to die why you coming in my rear leave my leave my bongus out of this we have to kill BL we have to kill why we have to kill why the Green Team Green Bean gang what the hell I'm humping your ass what the [ __ ] I'm I'm riding him like a cowgirl strips are still here apparently my name is trippy cuz I have no wheels Cletus leave me alone can I just here for a few okay so my spike traps work on me as well that makes a lot of sense bro he's driving okay blue he mounted you dude okay okay on the come up I was Ring yummy that's why same teams I'm tired of this it's time for our comeback yellow team [ __ ] sucked man that's all right was that only you yeah damn Green Team getting smoked why is it yellow his car broken his car's broken his car's broken I need to see some green [ __ ] I'm upside down boy damn it his car doesn't his car's way stronger than M I can't do anything blous blous say confusious kiss me I'm not kiss sh didn't come dude godam it godamn it slug oh you're such a slug [ __ ] I don't know I'm on fire that I'm doing it dude how is the team with two people so no no no we don't talk [ __ ] right now I'm flame [ __ ] yeah you guys are getting smoked no we're not knock the yellow guy out he's about to win oh God God M oh grandmother grandmother Target yellow y dude I'm trying wi yellow let me win something man n we got to do that again we doing that again I I call rigged competition gameplay now that I know what I'm doing it's over it's over for every know where you all live now you know what's going on I finally figured out what we're supposed to do you guys are done team had two people and you had the least amount of kills yeah it's crazy yeah well that's cuz we were getting actually just like [ __ ] chicken skin jel on our dicks talking about getting you know honestly y me it's all your fault I should have never trusted you you're a [ __ ] I can't wait to spawn in and kill you immediately you [ __ ] dumbass not even me dude I don't know why I caught a straight bullet there is it red team who's red team it's the same team this team this team come on baby yeah but we got trippy so we win I'm in for the second wave if they get you I'm here we're strategizing oh my game oh unfortunate I don't give a [ __ ] win free win what yeah [ __ ] free win dodge dodge the queue again you vagina I can't make it all right just wait waiting for barar here I'm trying to reconnect I don't know Cletus has joined the server are you are you in here are you in here Cletus is back in the game yeah Cletus is back to the [ __ ] Cletus should not come back having fun Cletus is glad he reconnected I'm flipping and flopping like a loser cetus Got Game cetus Got Game why are you frozen at to done fli over I like a lot better when coming block did I just save you yes you absolutely saved me wow cool yeah fantastic I'm glad I disconnect halfway through game yeah good good game we get to reatch we get the reatch here how did I do better than you and I disconnected for like 50% of the game all right we're the wall V's throwing dude V's sabotage n is also throwing he just drove into a wall okay I didn't even make it he just fli me how you like them flip controls god what the [ __ ] is happening right now [ __ ] what the hell is BL doing bro G all right me and big had a bit of a miscommunication yeah I don't know you're slamming my [ __ ] there get out of here bit double power that was so romantic we could hel hands in the air pull it together lock inof ah you guys don't love each other you guys really aren't lovers we got a big lead here po Cletus says pow [ __ ] Cletus says get the hell out of this circle [ __ ] literally hit you out 32 it's BL MC verus we thanks for the help nasty you got just did it to Trippy dude just did it to Trippy as well get out of here Burge oh Burge Khalifa Burge Khalifa nasty get him give him hell see see you [ __ ] who got an accelerator [ __ ] you big bar don't drive off bar oh flip over you fat bastard we got a big lead dude they're getting way too many they're getting way too what is that out a boy out a boy what McNasty go go go go go go go I'm going I'm going ah I'm going cires hold it together yes hold it down don't hit me off go go go go go I'm hold this [ __ ] down they are not the dynamic duo see you later [ __ ] flame get smacked look at that [ __ ] look at that [ __ ] he's flaming big onk oh oh hit him off oh oh I'm so good at this I got him I got him hit him off hit him off kill yourself to hit him off get him on [ __ ] [ __ ] vagina come on get in get in let's go boom boom boom dude half that game BL switch teams tojoin us halfway through that 16 deaths my bad o d like a motherucker dude I was sweating my little nuggets off one one one oh it's a race here we go these are AIDS I've never done this what is this I like face to face oh we all have the same car hit that [ __ ] hit that [ __ ] run over trippy yeah kill that [ __ ] all right see you fantastic sorry Cletus all right all I'm a police car don't pull me over I didn't do nothing I'm not not the not the not the I'm a speedo file please big yeah out go the other way skunk you call me Big H big hung skunky boy I'm driving right now I'm having a rough time here driving that thing of a b [ __ ] man I got a I'm literally just trolling Mast just found out what that building is called today cuz he will not stop calling me it I didn't know oh this car's crazy no [ __ ] what is what is wrong none of us fall there over there oh we got another cop here another fed Cletus finally made it oh I am in a good car he's got a super car I'm in the Minecraft Oh I thought I could make that yummy you suck Dave gr sorry never mind Dave Gro is not my friend sh a triy oh okay that's please was crazy I was trying to avoid holy [ __ ] Sur Dave gr for what it girl's up in third place I don't know if you guys notic what the [ __ ] what is funny what is funny I'm coming back for you how did you dude how the [ __ ] did you are you alive oh black [ __ ] such a [ __ ] jump that taco truck [ __ ] I'm this is a rideway traffic I have the rideway do not try to pass me on the riot that is against the law vog vog oh my God so far I'm driving the damn OJ Simpson pickup gious Dave [ __ ] po [ __ ] the Poo I've made it here like three times two times I don't know I made enough to be mad about it who's in the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my God bro truce truce big bouncy car the [ __ ] do you mean truce you've done that to me like 16 times accident I'm going to ra your ass every time I see it did come on man backwards now didn't even do anything almost there every time trippy please for the love of God I've been stuck in the back of this van for so long big Gunk no big we can talk about this oh my God bro that was Mig nasty he's trying to push me everyone Dave watch out I'm [ __ ] what he's alive kill him godamn it out get Dave gr to death oh [ __ ] God damn it Dave gring got a chance in hell where guys picking on me I'm third I'm dead [ __ ] last and you've killed me like n times you been trying to hit everybody this entire time go for Benin oh Bon you don't even know what a venson is me neither please God let me not be the van anymore don't I don't know you don't even know what it is me either I'm so riled up you're [ __ ] you're Feathering my ass being a Range Rover I'm coming for you Dave I got a bob [ __ ] ass bob haircut in this car Bob put man what the where the hell did BL bro holy [ __ ] white man in the hole Down in the Hole I getting hit maneuvered by the cops who the hell is doing flips and [ __ ] I sorry I sorry I sorry sorry I don't mean it bro I didn't mean it you know what I mean a little B back let's pay back I guess I did mean it Cletus I need to make you turn Cletus I don't this way oh [ __ ] almost help you oh has you avoided me I didn't even mean to you just holy [ __ ] Dave GR in the rollsroyce Dave the roll on the left side he's up under me like a [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I got dude Dave gr just [ __ ] your OJ Simpson [ __ ] stay away from my OJ Simpson [ __ ] I apologize both you see you oh my God I'm actually right side of the road sir right side of the road this keep happen D Donkey Kong [ __ ] Dave gr's fat he's on the floor Dave gr back roll no no yes you did it to yourself boy I'm going backwards [ __ ] it all that David actually has a problem BL I saw that I saw that dude literally could have went right and steered into me Cletus says it's time to finish I don't I don't like that Cletus no Cletus says finish I don't like dominant Cletus Cletus needs you to finish right little sub [ __ ] my little too hole nice drift Cletus you stupid nerd I'm coming right in your busy oh thanks for the Boost thanks for the Boost [ __ ] oh BL can't drive BL can't drive dude the only thing I would make this easier on me if I had 14 oh I [ __ ] love it I can't even drive straight so I just go try to hit people oh you broke your ankles boy oh big on big on I thought you were going the other way you broke my ankles right side of the road BL you broke my ankles I'm breaking everybody's ankles that's it that's G boys I hate D going try to hit me one last time that piece of [ __ ] what is that what the hell is that [Music]

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Length: 38min 6sec (2286 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 13 2024