These Jokers are NO JOKE! | Gold Stake Yellow Deck | Balatro

so I have lost right pretty sure that's not enough close hold R oh it does reset the r nice I don't know Ren just want to hand per round permanently that's probably good but like this other stuff is just terrible rightclick deselects all selected cards outstanding after this blind for plus one gold what what if I die all right surely this will have a joker in it so many malts so many malts the window debuffs all diamond cards did I just take a king of diamonds I feel like I did let's play a pair wonder if that's a real maing address possible let's play another pair let's play another pair discard some things in a panic let's play another pair and do I want a pair or do I want to like go for more I I just take a pair but I take mail and rebate feel kind of Garbo we go speeds pair Spades oh wait some high cards maybe want to discard Jacks high card this one [Music] too AR with a spade I want to discard Jack still another pair with a spade that'll win there are no Jacks in my entire deck could do a small high card I want to or would I rather just have $1 ah like I'd rather have $1 uh but I can discard if I do this which will give me more money on average trust nope didn't happen all right thanks for the 40 months experience of Waits appreciate it aces I don't think those are it you been enjoying the game oh no disaster all right I want to discard fours okay let's do that play and score this actually I'll make a pair without a spade I think since I want to keep making my pairs stronger lots of queens and Jacks not many kings I don't have discards anymore oops rash man for 23 months Ace 2 three five or eight what is this Fibonacci nonsense plus 50 chips if PL hand contains a pair that does seem like what we're doing all right I'm going to assume this keeps me alive for a while this is still scaling this is kind of scaling to discard eights want to play pairs discard in h oh God I won suddenly I'm rich looking for speeds I guess we'll take this I guess we'll take that okay discard EES care me baby holy sh isn't it just kind of it's just kind of like gross that you get a really cool hand that you could play and then instead you don't play it because you get more by not playing it right am I wrong I feel like it's kind of weird strength seems like it could be good $2 per discard if no discards are used by the end of the round it's also foil so I'm probably going to take this do that all the time and slay the Spire guess so we missed level up high card um if I don't want to discard I anymore I guess I don't want mail and rebate anymore although sometimes it'll be right to use mail and rebate I think slay the fire has much much much much much less meta scaling stuff though I ammo only in my opinion of course discarding a three so we should just discard this actually this card threes could play a high card I guess I kind of want paars I'm too powerful could get rid of M and rebate for something what's my best hand in stats oh skip Aries the eye no repeat hand types this round uhoh let's hit it with a pair and then we'll just not be able to do anything for the rest of the Run okay you're fancy let's make a full house I guess wof that did not make very many points three of a kinds well that made even fewer points four of a kind will four of a kind be good I think four of a kind will be good should be enough no now straight doesn't make any points the lead gratification oh I didn't use any discards look at me we'll probably want that downside to this it goes down every turn M rebates back uh I think I'm going to take hologram to get some fancy malt although business card's okay just feel like I'm playing a lot of face cards which score hair ha we all super cheap we all still super cheap I think I'm good repair what if a pair and then a pair go high card for this and then the old pair of kings or do I want another high card first I guess I want another high card first actually didn't know such a fan of pars well now you do two random tarot cards uh let's take a standard pack CU we want to add cards to Our Deck every time we can last queen looks good to [Music] me I'm going to sell that and buy this and use it I have regrets roll once roll I'm out of here maybe there will be some something really sweet that I can buy someday a pair a pair oh I didn't take the face guard thing okay air I think I made too many points I should have high carded there I'm pretty sure I win now but like I don't know maybe I'm wrong but if I was wrong that would be sad high card three of a kind two pair level up high card again roll oo it's negative plus one Joker slot okay I guess I'm going to take that over what Sly Joker are we done with Sly joker I'm done with Sly Joker you don't have to sell oh okay I assumed I would have to for some reason my bad the first discard of round is only one card destroy and earn $3 maybe I want that though how many rounds are there left it's like 12 card removes nah whatever these chips and malt uhuh I assume that's bad so what happens when a booster pack has opened okay I care about discards I do I'll just play a high card here another pair FL I guess wow that super didn't make any points is this enough how would I ever know like it doesn't even it doesn't even it doesn't even I don't I can't even calculate it because I don't even know what this number is there's actually no way it's it's not even knowable good grief chosen run info where 27 okay well that's but that isn't that isn't since I bought this that's total that isn't that isn't what it is is it maybe it is I don't know Supernova is retroactive I don't know well I hope it wins it won in four chips if pled hand has exactly four cards that sure feels like it could be strong ones that aren't retroactive are more obvious about it sure o that's rough well start playing four card hands this goes over here it's actually kind of important that I high card there CU this levels up as well Mega standard pack oh hell yeah and I'm going to open the mega spectral pack as well uh what do I want Spades in theory h we go money and wait how many seals can you have on a card one okay two B unlucky maybe the speed re-triggers since the scores more one time no seem like there's a whole lot of useless [ __ ] in this game this one's kind of mean game's just trying its best you are [Laughter] right oh boy technically speaking yes I agree upgrade that upgrade that I have not really noticed gold steak being harder than the other Stakes you just like kind of die at the start more often but if you get going I'm pretty sure you just win I don't know I don't know can you win by leveling up high card sure of course I'll take two randoms I go take a different two randoms I guess I want Stone card maybe nah let's take two others oh my God uh okay strength is good strength is good we want pairs it helps us get pairs I don't really even know what I'm looking for I can improve this kind of it that seemed decent all face cards are drawn pleas oh [ __ ] what if this is like oh no it's two pair instead of pair but an absolute disaster or aind which lets me play pair [Laughter] twice oh boy this could to be a gold card I guess that one's more likely to be oh it doesn't even score oh my bad nope o Square Joker is getting powerful I think Square Joker might be my favorite Joker it's just very likable let's play high card maybe twice or something can I can I play high card twice yes exactly four I can play high card three times okay uh how do I high card with its scoring [Music] though shoot I have to high card with it scoring and playing exactly four cards like that but that doesn't guarantee I can win next turn and also doesn't score this use a discard whatever I don't think I need to use strength for that strength is to make it so I can make a pair in a hand which couldn't otherwise make a pair Ye Old the Chariots make a three into a steel card maybe rid of all my nines rip here be a steel card Losa multi per card discard it I guess it's just times two because I'm never discarding but there isn't really a thing I could discard this I could discard this I'm okay the tooth lose a dollar per card played so rude how dare uh I want to get rid of all my nines I think I just like the ones I don't have many of nines and threes ji thank you for the 62 months you're doing well I have defeated the tooth you always take more playing cards for this [Music] thing I assume this is good roll costs two less I already had one of those oh wait did I already have one of those I don't know it costs one now plus eight malt if PL hand contains a pair what are you kidding what a cowardly Joker could have been so much stronger next base Edition shop Joker becomes negative I think I just upgrade pair five more times well not five more times probably like three more times one storm than the 61 month super well how's everybody how is February we're almost done almost done with February I'm not going to miss it personally I'll say mol is just cowardly you got to be brave enough to give me a better thing than that Roll Roll Roll Roll All face cards become gold cards when played roll all right we'll have some bonus cards I guess some bonus cards and some mul cards uh just regular pairs yep yeah the cards don't matter that much it's really just my pair and my Jokers this is I would say common in this game it is quite common in this game for you to end up in a situation where your cards just don't really matter and you just clicking on the sort of hand type that you are best at play previously this anti or debuffed oh maybe I could have read that doesn't even really matter like it's actually better to keep this than to get rid of it because I'm going to play it with um thing also I could upgrade it to Glass I guess and it would actually stop being debuffed it's kind of close I don't know I don't know SC that destroys two selected cards have no idea what I want to destroy from this deck maybe we see what the next boss is and then we destroy cards of the suit at debuffs or something B the BB hand size plus one easy this thing back of Spades looks good all cards are considered face cards uh who's the thing flips and shuffles all Joker cards what I'm sorry what flips and shuffles all Joker cards what does that even mean different sequence of apply but I still have the same Jokers right I suspect I'll be okay well I do want this one at the end but like also is it just like random whether you get at the end or not like you just have a 5050 on whether you Winn or [Music] not I don't know about that [ __ ] I don't have many threes nope does batro need a heart fight at the end no no this game is not slay the spire nope I can be a rug like without fighting a heart boss at the end there is a heart boss sometimes one of the bosses is the heart or something like that the [ __ ] is this Joker what is that plus four mold down my face want to look at you maybe I don't actually want these as much because this is not going to be at the end probably uh how many more this is it I guess we roll down then times three multiple Grand has already been played this round yo uh I think that'll probably be working then cool the Amber Acorn flips and shuffles all Joker cards oh we don't get to see where they are I see wait is there like a mini game to try to work out where they are so I just put it there like okay is that so hard wait I only scored a 35 5,000 wait I actually have to pay attention oh my God this is this is so brutal right so this has to go at the end okay that's so all right another one yay

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Length: 42min 31sec (2551 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 01 2024