Theo Von - The Fear of Interacting with Women

yeah well what's your favorite playlist stick yourself if you know what I mean so just uh we're kind of inquiry I guess just like to know what my fellow man likes to look at when we leave I can look at those kind of things you see a well man it was so fun you're the [ __ ] to man my phone's dead and he took a picture for me thank you so much safe travels man and stay well brother goodbye nice man yeah I believe he came out to the shows in Denver last weekend well yeah I mean I think it's interesting to ask another man what he you know what his categories are in when it comes to pornography he's talking about pornography and I've mentioned that I've fallen back into the depths of it I've been trying to get out of that and oh it's scary dude it's scary if anybody's dealing with that when you get into a lot of its habit and there's a new book by Malcolm Gladwell I think it's a gentleman's name and it talks about habit and about triggers and about how a lot of your life you get it's its reactions to things and then falling into habits and what creates those habits and how you have to just adjust a few simple things to create new and better habits I'm not sure the name of that book I could look it up but [ __ ] I'm not gonna right now dude you can look it up but yeah when it comes to pornography I mean you know it I was nervous to talk to women when I was young I was so nervous and I don't know why I don't know if it's just because I never learned or nobody ever said hey go talk to her my brother was nervous around women as well and so I think you know I didn't have that I didn't have him guiding me you know so I was so nervous that that instead pornography you don't have to have any interaction you know you just have to interact really with yourself and the woman is there just you know digitally or in a picture and so you don't you don't you really not really investing anything enough to put anything on the table and that can be addictive that can be addictive and it gets addictive quick man and you know I started off as you know if the the categories are porn I mean it's that stuff can escalate quickly you know I mean when I was young it was all on pictures and drawings people would be drawing Cooter's and everything and class and you know you just be thinking your buddy was passing you a note and it would be a picture of maybe a breast and uh and uh and a cooter and a lot of men hair on him back then and they would draw the hair on him as well and so at least that's a little bit more you know classy I guess whereas now just the Cooter's are just open and it's just you know these Cooter's some um just look like they're attacking and they're just angry and or you know that some look happy I mean it's just but the now you're so inundated with all of it you see the depths of these you know vaginas in these you know birth wallets if you will so but back in the day didn't see that but yeah it escalated man I got on the video pornography I'm a race to ride my bike across town before video up on my Agra fan I knew a man that had some some magazines and I wouldn't go wait go and you just use his bathroom this man I knew he's an adult I'm just gonna use his bathroom and do masturbation man I bike about seven miles to go do that so so obviously my my addiction to that started pretty early when I think back on it and then the Internet man I would you know I would cancel dates because I would just masturbate and then I wouldn't want to have any interaction I'd be afraid and a lot of her probably came from fear of interacting with women but yeah it escalated and then you know you're watching the you know 18 and 19 year-olds on their barely legal and they got the different sites and then threesomes and then now it's gangbangs where the lady's lookin like she's you know just playing like a it's almost like whack-a-mole with all these penises and [ __ ] coming at her and you know some of it seems it's just deviant at a certain point and then you got the ones where the ladies they're doing butts but sex and bud activities and some of the ladies butts are hanging open in the end and you know you just see my cold air is getting in there but and that's always scary I'd be worried that these women were getting sick or I'd picture them you know the next day wearing a scarf or something because they got all kinds of you know chilly air in the inside of their buttholes so that stuff just escalates man and and these days were desensitized to even just looking through Instagram it's like you see a couple of sexy pictures or you know I've had to get off of a couple of text chains because I have friends who they just drop out some puss into the text chain or drop out some titties or some Italian titties I got a friend who loves you know big-tittied Italian women and he's sending those and I to tell him dude I don't I don't want to be surprised you got to work hard these days to not be desensitized man and I got desensitized early and I stayed in it and I was doing good I had two months of not watching it of pornography and I fell off last week you know and I got lonesome I was out on in Denver and the altitude you know I don't know if that affected the way my blood flow might have been better because I was at those altitudes and uh and I was doing you know I was pleasuring myself to the Greed's of the Internet and um and if you're doing that I don't know if you're asking me if if I do it Joey or if you do it but you gotta fight it I mean it is a [ __ ] fight it's a fight man and I know there's like websites that you can go to that you can download stuff on your computer to stop you from even being able to access porn sites you can go to sex addicts meeting sex and love addiction and those are everywhere and those are like safe meetings where you can go and talk about those things you know and that's a real it's a real issue because I think it's killing a lot of relationships and marriages because then you you show up with ridiculous expectations you know it's like you it makes it tough it makes it tough to know how to treat a woman and it makes it tough to have any feeling sexually when it comes to an actual human being so right now I'm just struggling but I'm focused you know I got a few days under my belt and and hopefully I'll be able to keep more and maybe even by just talking about it you know like this it may be it it opens up the fact that that you know that people you know that non disgusting it's what's putting in them on my brain so that's that man that's what I got there

Channel: Theo Von

Views: 170,969

Keywords: Theo Von, TPW, This Past Weekend, Highlight, Stand, up, comedy, comic

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Length: 7min 46sec (466 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 19 2017