Theo Von - H3 Podcast #109

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coming to you<font color="#E5E5E5"> in five four three two</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">welcome everybody to the h3 podcast live</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hit me with the sound</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> board</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> early on did</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">someone else do that or was that all me</font> because there was<font color="#E5E5E5"> like a second one I</font> went for the same sound effect at the same time<font color="#E5E5E5"> what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> weird</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for sanitizers</font> sounds arrested me<font color="#E5E5E5"> today's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> episode is</font> sponsored by stitch fix honey<font color="#E5E5E5"> hems</font> policy genius and today I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> honored and</font> blessed and privileged<font color="#E5E5E5"> to have with us</font> today<font color="#CCCCCC"> be Theo von</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the Rat King</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Hey</font> good to be<font color="#E5E5E5"> here man thank you it's</font> beautiful in<font color="#CCCCCC"> here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah I'm a I'm a I'm a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">big fan I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think you're one of the</font> funniest dudes possibly ever to grace this<font color="#E5E5E5"> God's green planet I have to tell</font> you when<font color="#CCCCCC"> we saw you at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> The Comedy Store</font> we were there recently<font color="#E5E5E5"> mm-hmm man when</font> you came up<font color="#CCCCCC"> to the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> stage</font> you got the loudest<font color="#E5E5E5"> response</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think so I'm sure of it people were</font> going<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking apeshit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah and I had</font> seen you before <font color="#CCCCCC">apes actually they were a that was on</font> acid<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you weren't there at all but</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thank you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> though sorry I don't receive</font> compliments well obviously I had<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">deflect yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I have awkward I have I</font> have problems accepting compliments<font color="#E5E5E5"> -</font> isn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> that weird</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> something I need</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to work on what is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because it's yeah</font> that makes me then you feel uncomfortable<font color="#E5E5E5"> because then you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> feel like</font> yeah now the person feels like<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font> even<font color="#E5E5E5"> care about the fact that they call</font> me<font color="#E5E5E5"> you don't they're being gracious</font> they're giving you a gift<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's like if</font> someone's like<font color="#CCCCCC"> hey man I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got you these</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really cool shoes bro I don't need shoes</font> [Laughter] so yeah but I think<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's there well I</font> think what I've learned<font color="#CCCCCC"> to do and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's</font> a really<font color="#E5E5E5"> good question</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it is is that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> just you don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> accept the</font> compliment<font color="#CCCCCC"> in your brain but you should</font> out of grace<font color="#E5E5E5"> make the exchange not</font> awkward<font color="#E5E5E5"> so you say thank you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I did them</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">at numbers and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's what I can't be</font> like let me<font color="#E5E5E5"> tell you something okay but</font> my<font color="#CCCCCC"> natural inclination is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to be like if</font> someone's like hey you're really funny and it's like well<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah not</font> everybody<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know it's like well</font> you're one<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the few say yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thank you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I usually say thank you</font> that's nice you to say but sometimes<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> will feel<font color="#CCCCCC"> uncomfortable and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'll have to</font> react or off to try and make them<font color="#E5E5E5"> feel</font> good also<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think mmm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Dan that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a dope</font> shirt yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's like just a normal</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Nike</font> shirt yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> I didn't have a shirt at the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">end of this at the end of this episode</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> going to be me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> waking up from a</font> dream<font color="#E5E5E5"> is that real</font> anyway they're all thank<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for having</font> me<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you you really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are such a funny</font> guy<font color="#CCCCCC"> and let me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tell you guys after</font> watching this you're gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> want to go</font> don't don't let don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> listen to me let</font> him convince you throughout the show now the<font color="#E5E5E5"> pressures on Fox</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I should have said</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that oh yeah</font> well I was born under pressure man<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> know I'm<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin mom</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> more tight pants</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah yeah so and she always has and she</font> did even<font color="#CCCCCC"> during birth right can you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">imagine that Trinity oh they cut off</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah they cut you I mean do you're</font> trying<font color="#CCCCCC"> to gestate</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in there</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and you're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">rocking against</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a 19</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> inch belt yeah so</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so no so then in that case since</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is comfortable under pressure dark</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">art store</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> deal Vaughn calm get tickets</font> you're on<font color="#E5E5E5"> tour right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yep on</font> tour right<font color="#CCCCCC"> now we're gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be in San</font> Jose<font color="#E5E5E5"> this weekend and then Phoenix and</font> gonna<font color="#CCCCCC"> go to Australia oh yeah yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> we have Australian fans so eight the best fans<font color="#E5E5E5"> man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there's sweet-ass some</font> other efforts there I've never<font color="#E5E5E5"> been but</font> I keep<font color="#E5E5E5"> telling the boat over</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and see a</font> show<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I tell them boat over</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but you're going over there too though</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> well they like I've been waiting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my</font> yeah I've been<font color="#E5E5E5"> waiting in Santa</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Monica</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">zero</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ya know I'm excited it's gonna</font> be crazy<font color="#CCCCCC"> and then what else</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here we got</font> some other places Kansas City<font color="#CCCCCC"> another</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">few places coming</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up hit the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> website</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">theof on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Comm</font> he's also the<font color="#E5E5E5"> host of his very own</font> podcast which is<font color="#E5E5E5"> hilarious this past</font> weekend and no<font color="#CCCCCC"> offense</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on Netflix</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> we got not on Netflix yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> so god</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bless</font> all that going<font color="#CCCCCC"> on for you Thank You Man</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's nice need to say so also an first</font> of all<font color="#E5E5E5"> happy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> birthday</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to you yesterday</font> was your<font color="#CCCCCC"> birthday right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it was yeah it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">was man had a lot of cake and got sugar</font> sick a little<font color="#CCCCCC"> bit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> around</font> p.m.<font color="#E5E5E5"> and uh that was pretty much it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> was it huh<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes I keepin it slim yeah</font> kept<font color="#CCCCCC"> ya have it slim man just really my</font> mom sent<font color="#CCCCCC"> me a cake</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I just started</font> eating<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I knew I should need</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it right</font> when I saw it<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> said don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> eat it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mmm</font> and then I started eating it<font color="#E5E5E5"> you saw it</font> what you solo it okay I didn't know no I had about a third<font color="#E5E5E5"> Oh</font> a third wow that's impressive that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> be smug</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it is and it's not safe</font> but it's your birthday<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> true yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what kind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of cake was it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">chocolate chip cookie cake</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah it's</font> my<font color="#E5E5E5"> favorite so it was good but yeah I</font> appreciate<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well-wishes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> man happy to</font> be born that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> the start bro yeah you</font> know sex<font color="#CCCCCC"> you got to be born and yeah get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">getting a lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of time to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know try</font> not<font color="#E5E5E5"> to murder somebody and they you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that started really optimistic and that</font> took a turn<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah that's how it is man</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you seem like a positive guy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you seem</font> like you're always<font color="#CCCCCC"> focused</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on positive</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">on positive you're trying to stay</font> positive because<font color="#E5E5E5"> I know your story is a</font> somewhat you know<font color="#CCCCCC"> Herald harrowing I</font> don't know<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah but like not not the</font> happiest upbringing right yeah and so yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> one thing I've noticed just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like I feel like you true you have this</font> earnest attempt to<font color="#E5E5E5"> really be positive</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about things and I'm envious of that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> feel<font color="#E5E5E5"> like I'm such a naturally cynical</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">good and I like that about you well</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font> nice<font color="#E5E5E5"> you to say that man it's another</font> compliment<font color="#E5E5E5"> appreciate</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it man I'm left to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think of some yeah you better I'm</font> waiting well I like you know it makes<font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font> sad if people don't feel good<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know</font> is<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think a lot of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> times when I was</font> young I just<font color="#E5E5E5"> didn't feel good and I</font> didn't know why and I'd sometimes<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> didn't even know I just<font color="#E5E5E5"> thought that</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> was the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> world you know that this</font> the world you just<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> feel good in it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and then I realized that it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not</font> supposed<font color="#E5E5E5"> to really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be that way and and I</font> realized<font color="#E5E5E5"> that at a late age you know</font> even just<font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the past couple years</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Wow</font> so yeah I think<font color="#E5E5E5"> that you know I want to</font> yeah it<font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> makes me sad if people are</font> feeling<font color="#E5E5E5"> bad and they and they don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">realize that the world can be a little</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> different you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know that's one of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">these</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> things that I kind of realized and</font> through therapy too is like you only know what<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know which</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is seems so</font> obvious but like if your<font color="#CCCCCC"> parents suck</font> ass yeah and you're like oh well yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> parents</font> come home<font color="#E5E5E5"> at</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 12</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> o'clock every night and</font> I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> see them and that's just ever</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and that's just the way it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and then</font> you<font color="#CCCCCC"> go to and then you go talk to a</font> therapist<font color="#CCCCCC"> or you go to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a friend's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> house</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">someday and they're like fucking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like</font> having a conversation<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah their dad</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like what's go with the hell yeah so</font> like your<font color="#CCCCCC"> dad's a while yeah what we</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">talk about yeah they're eating olives</font> together in the afternoon<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah but</font> yes this<font color="#E5E5E5"> is different if you think yeah</font> if you<font color="#E5E5E5"> grow up in everybody's juggling</font> and then you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah then you just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">always just you know maybe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we're both</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hit in the head by</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> balls you know oh wow</font> you were going about<font color="#E5E5E5"> that was dude but</font> yeah but you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> like then</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> out in</font> the world<font color="#CCCCCC"> and everybody</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> else is like</font> dude what are<font color="#E5E5E5"> you looking up in the air</font> for<font color="#CCCCCC"> all the time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm scared</font> that's a really<font color="#E5E5E5"> good analogy is it</font> because everyone's<font color="#CCCCCC"> just damn in the</font> world of jugglers<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah one man put down</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the balls Wow you're from you're from</font> Louisiana<font color="#CCCCCC"> nationally right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah I'm from</font> Louisiana<font color="#E5E5E5"> so it's a good state</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of you</font> guys been there<font color="#CCCCCC"> know I'm such a poorly</font> traveled dude mm-hmm I mean I'm from SoCal<font color="#CCCCCC"> I know you have</font> opinion about LA mmm-hmm so I realized ever<font color="#CCCCCC"> pinyon about Hollywood I think</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right that's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> how I've realized</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">recently</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> totally agree and I don't</font> have an opinion as much about<font color="#E5E5E5"> LA you</font> even get if I just because there's<font color="#CCCCCC"> so</font> many<font color="#E5E5E5"> great people like you going like JK</font> news you familiar with<font color="#E5E5E5"> those guys</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yes</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and you go and you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like oh these are</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">out this is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> LA and these this is amazing</font> the vibe<font color="#E5E5E5"> over there and the people</font> having fun<font color="#E5E5E5"> and the energy is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> great</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> and I'm like oh this is different<font color="#CCCCCC"> than</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Hollywood</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah that's what I've learned</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right I'm glad to hear you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">say that</font> not that I<font color="#CCCCCC"> care about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> LA or anything</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font> but<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's so true you hear that all the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">time and and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they like I hate LA mm-hmm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">kind of thing and if</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you if you're step</font> in Hollywood<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> night I hate it too</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I can't fight a man with a needle like</font> trying to stab you yeah there's<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> create oh you can catch an H<font color="#CCCCCC"> eye</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on a couple of</font> corners<font color="#E5E5E5"> there yeah you know yeah yeah</font> but but it's so much<font color="#E5E5E5"> bigger than</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> L is a huge city right like I never</font> lived in Hollywood<font color="#E5E5E5"> but I always lived in</font> like the valley like around<font color="#E5E5E5"> where</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we are</font> now<font color="#E5E5E5"> mm-hmm</font> and it's nice it's there's a nice little suburb<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know but how do you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how do</font> you compare to back back home Louisiana let me think<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'll compare it well how do</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it here I don't well the</font> traffic<font color="#CCCCCC"> makes things tough obvious</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because you don't get to spend time with</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">people and I grew up in a place like</font> Louisiana and<font color="#CCCCCC"> they're number one New</font> Orleans<font color="#CCCCCC"> their number</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one thing is</font> tourism <font color="#CCCCCC">so handshake</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and touching</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people putting</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">your hand on somebody's back while</font> they're vomiting<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm saying</font> natural empathic<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know touches</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mm-hm</font> you know so you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know to go from tourism</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">where it's like people spending time</font> eating listening to music being<font color="#E5E5E5"> in that</font> environment<font color="#E5E5E5"> people playing outdoors and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">more relaxed</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we're here where every side</font> street turns into a<font color="#CCCCCC"> highway you know</font> it's like that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> true do you'll be yeah</font> like there's three lane alleys here <font color="#CCCCCC">that's true this is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> us on HIV Lane in a</font> back alley the other<font color="#E5E5E5"> day like Jesus it's</font> crazy yeah so just<font color="#E5E5E5"> the fact that there's</font> so many people<font color="#CCCCCC"> trying to get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> around and</font> it<font color="#E5E5E5"> makes it hard to actually be people</font> and then I start to<font color="#E5E5E5"> feel by myself</font> because<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not being a person and I'm</font> not<font color="#E5E5E5"> getting a reflection of myself off</font> others<font color="#CCCCCC"> so sometimes for me a lot I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> would</font> learn<font color="#E5E5E5"> about Who I am</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> off of other</font> people's<font color="#CCCCCC"> or other people were feeling</font> okay then I<font color="#E5E5E5"> would feel okay if somebody</font> smiled at me<font color="#CCCCCC"> and be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like oh I must be</font> making<font color="#E5E5E5"> somebody smile or being a part of</font> a smile<font color="#E5E5E5"> so then you know when you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font> get that<font color="#E5E5E5"> and you for somebody like me</font> anyway<font color="#E5E5E5"> when you don't get that in your</font> in your<font color="#E5E5E5"> car a lot or you're by yourself</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't get the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> reflection to know how</font> you're behaving<font color="#CCCCCC"> and then in my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mind I</font> would<font color="#E5E5E5"> start thinking that I'm behaving</font> bad or that<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm a bad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> person and then I</font> get<font color="#E5E5E5"> stuck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> myself so for somebody like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">me it was tough</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be in a place like</font> this at<font color="#CCCCCC"> first</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and you've learned to kind</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">of find your your own space here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah by</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> time the past couple years have</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gotten a lot better that's good</font> yep<font color="#CCCCCC"> meeting more regular people even</font> podcasting in a lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of ways knowing that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have a conversation to go to you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and meeting other people and just</font> dude even<font color="#E5E5E5"> in our conversation in LA was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this that's why podcasting broke out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz</font> nobody was having<font color="#E5E5E5"> the easy yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> totally<font color="#CCCCCC"> there's just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> people driving</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> by</font> with an angry lawyer<font color="#E5E5E5"> back yeah no I</font> think<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's so true</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sometimes I did I</font> have the same thing I'll sit in<font color="#E5E5E5"> my house</font> all day<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I can't I like it forces me</font> to have a conversation<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one that I</font> probably<font color="#E5E5E5"> wouldn't normally have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like how</font> often<font color="#CCCCCC"> do you sit down</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like and so</font> intensely talk to anybody<font color="#CCCCCC"> ready you do</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">your you're more interesting guy than I</font> am I feel like no I think I'm warm at the<font color="#E5E5E5"> Comedy Store more and so you have</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">max a home yeah</font> so you<font color="#E5E5E5"> have your your that's nice</font> because you<font color="#E5E5E5"> get to see</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people let's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font> some you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> bigger</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> conversations</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> much</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I see it real tired</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> during</font> conversations you know I mean when I was yeah I'm really<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm that guy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know I'll</font> take a<font color="#E5E5E5"> break you're in a conversation</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'll come back</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in a little</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bit you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because this conversations are real hard</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you know sometimes you get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> into you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font> the 40th minute of a conversation do<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know what's going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I've</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ever had</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a 40 minute conversation with</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">anybody outside of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a professional</font> setting<font color="#CCCCCC"> Wow maybe I mean with you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">obviously</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's granted</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but like but</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> with a friend where you just sit</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> taught like talk about something I</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't get taught in a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">way I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get taught right I'm up I'm</font> a bad communicator I feel like I have a trouble<font color="#E5E5E5"> connecting with people do you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah do you feel like you do or do you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">think you actually do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because those can</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">be two different things so I think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really good at connecting with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people</font> our feet<font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> touched me yeah you saw</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> that I wasn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sure if I was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> special when I was an accident <font color="#E5E5E5">and I'm coming I'm sinking back over</font> there oh that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> eel magnetism I feel</font> like I'm good at making that<font color="#E5E5E5"> first kind</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like superficial being like hey yeah</font> [Laughter] <font color="#CCCCCC">cuz I feel</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like my dad is like the most</font> superficial dude on the planet<font color="#CCCCCC"> earth</font> like he's made of like tinfoil<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh really</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> what do you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think it came</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> from</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a way he had</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to be or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> something like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> reason why</font> I'm sorry we're<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna go that's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like the</font> black hole<font color="#E5E5E5"> trying to analyze my dad dude</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is it yeah Wow</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well he yeah there he he</font> was his his background is super weird <font color="#E5E5E5">like his biological father was like a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">famous movie producer and that when</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">was like 5 years old</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> his own dad</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fucking disowned him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mm-hmm</font> because they got divorced<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> crazy shit<font color="#E5E5E5"> I can't imagine how fuck</font> those make they got divorced<font color="#CCCCCC"> mm-hmm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> then my grandma went and married a new guy who adopted him but the biological dad never spoke<font color="#CCCCCC"> to him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> again he started</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a new family</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and never</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fucking spoke to</font> my dad<font color="#CCCCCC"> again it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even till the day he</font> died<font color="#E5E5E5"> he passed away that's crazy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> and he wasn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> like a he wasn't like a</font> toddler<font color="#E5E5E5"> I mean</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> while toddlers bad it</font> wasn't a newborn<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh yes I've crucial</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 8su</font> for that to happen I would<font color="#E5E5E5"> feel like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> know and then<font color="#CCCCCC"> dad's just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gone and you</font> never see<font color="#CCCCCC"> or hear from him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah but you</font> hear about<font color="#E5E5E5"> his work probably</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah he</font> was saw her envious because<font color="#E5E5E5"> they were</font> like wealthy and uh<font color="#E5E5E5"> and famous and my</font> dad he kind of fetishizes wealth and fame what it was<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's therapy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but my</font> feet now<font color="#E5E5E5"> no it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this is good</font> though this is good<font color="#CCCCCC"> progress for me you</font> know I learned<font color="#E5E5E5"> recently that when</font> something happens<font color="#CCCCCC"> to a kid like a child</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know they live in a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> world where they</font> think the world revolves around them they don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> really know that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> other</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people</font> have<font color="#E5E5E5"> or in the world as well they know</font> they're there but that<font color="#E5E5E5"> that it's their</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">world together and so when something</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">happens</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that they reflect</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a lot of it is</font> their fault some reason they did something<font color="#E5E5E5"> why this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is you know so yeah I came and imagined</font> that that kind<font color="#CCCCCC"> of like what that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> would</font> be<font color="#CCCCCC"> like in your head I don't think he</font> ever learned<font color="#E5E5E5"> the thing is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I there's a</font> lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of things for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me to be angry at my</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dad about but most of all you have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> kind of<font color="#E5E5E5"> always remember people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are the</font> way they are<font color="#CCCCCC"> for a reason</font> my dad never learned<font color="#E5E5E5"> what it meant</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a father</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> or what it meant</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to set my dad</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">being a dad meant</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't even care</font> about my don't even<font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he exists right I'm</font> gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm gonna go die and not even</font> reach<font color="#E5E5E5"> out you know my mom</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> told</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me a</font> story that<font color="#E5E5E5"> when Jessica</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was born the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">first of our family she called his</font> biological dad and was like hey we're having<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kid you should call your you</font> should call Gary and say congratulations <font color="#CCCCCC">and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he never fucking did you believe</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> shit</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Wow what a nightmare well that issues</font> are the craziest do you not care<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">weird</font> Wow a real token<font color="#CCCCCC"> too when a baby comes</font> in<font color="#E5E5E5"> because that's like another</font> opportunity for grandparents and parents to make amends usually a lot of<font color="#CCCCCC"> times</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know it's like you get out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of jail</font> that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> very baby right in a weird</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> way</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's true that's a really good point</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's so wild man or you do you're</font> doing<font color="#E5E5E5"> your dad can y'all talk about that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">kind of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stuff for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you guys keep things</font> more chill well<font color="#E5E5E5"> so my dad you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know my</font> parents are<font color="#E5E5E5"> together</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and he's always</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">been a part of my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> life but he's like</font> like I said he's like he's he's like<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> dude under<font color="#E5E5E5"> a ghost sheet but there's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">actually just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not a person there like a</font> sheet like<font color="#CCCCCC"> he watched TV</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he'll watch TV</font> all day<font color="#E5E5E5"> Wow</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he plans his day around</font> what's on<font color="#CCCCCC"> television</font> it sounds up yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah but oh way is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">coming back out so it does sound that</font> part so he was like you're dead so<font color="#E5E5E5"> stick</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> probable</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and but but so</font> circle back my dad<font color="#E5E5E5"> his he's a Salesman</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">run by</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nature and he's very good at</font> making that superficial connection with me<font color="#E5E5E5"> more like hey I'm Gary Klein you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ever</font> known you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> but underneath it it's</font> not even gilded because there's got to be a little gold on top<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say tinfoil</font> interesting<font color="#CCCCCC"> wow man I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> suggested a little</font> fuck it's a vicious trap<font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's his</font> must have a person he<font color="#E5E5E5"> was as he was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> able</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> develop yes yeah it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> may</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be in the</font> like<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like maybe it was</font> hard<font color="#CCCCCC"> for even a him to develop that that</font> outer layer<font color="#E5E5E5"> absolutely that is yeah man</font> I totally and so that<font color="#E5E5E5"> again I bet the</font> baby will help I hope so<font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean I bet it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">could in some ways that you may never</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">even see you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> our</font> don't know but like I couldn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> stand my</font> sister you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> and uh and then</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> she had</font> a baby<font color="#E5E5E5"> and like I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just could stand her</font> you know and<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> could stand her and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> then</font> uh it just<font color="#CCCCCC"> helped</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me learn to look at</font> women differently just<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't know and</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> never expected</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> anything like that I</font> didn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> really care you know I didn't</font> have<font color="#E5E5E5"> any sense of family and then it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">kind of changed a lot of our family or</font> hold on hold<font color="#E5E5E5"> a lot of our family</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so yeah</font> maybe<font color="#E5E5E5"> that could be something</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> could</font> be cool yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know my sister had a</font> baby<font color="#E5E5E5"> the first time my dad was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> always</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like the hardest guy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> toughest guy like</font> he wouldn't even really show affection at all he's just kind of like tough all the<font color="#CCCCCC"> time and then when she had a baby</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Olson it was like sweet Whitman</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> baby and</font> like we saw<font color="#CCCCCC"> sides we never saw probably</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">since probably since you were a little</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah yeah which is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> magic I think of</font> having<font color="#E5E5E5"> kids because what I'm excited</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> about fatherhood is that like you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">have this magical opportunity to see</font> your own self<font color="#E5E5E5"> again</font> from<font color="#E5E5E5"> that different vantage point yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you get to reframe</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your whole</font> life in a way that<font color="#CCCCCC"> makes it makes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> way</font> more sense<font color="#E5E5E5"> because you see yourself</font> you're like oh<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah oh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's what I was</font> like when I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> five yeah do you think</font> back<font color="#E5E5E5"> to like embarrassing shit you did</font> when<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> were like let's say 12 or you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> have this<font color="#E5E5E5"> problem I'll be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> elected</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to it</font> I can't<font color="#E5E5E5"> believe I did that but in your</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">mind you're thinking back as an adult</font> you see<font color="#E5E5E5"> a 30 year</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> old dude in a 12 but</font> then you see yourself as a 12<font color="#CCCCCC"> year old</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">be like how could I blame myself for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what I did this 12 year old is fucking</font> barely sentient<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the social just eight nine</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> involved in</font> the carport<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah how could I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> at<font color="#CCCCCC"> that age I'm having new anything</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">been that's funny I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> never thought</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah we take this adult brain and</font> put<font color="#E5E5E5"> it back into a child's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> behavior and</font> then feel bad about it for act in a certain way<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah man yeah I think I do</font> that a<font color="#E5E5E5"> lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> probably yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font> I've<font color="#E5E5E5"> been thinking a lot about</font> fatherhood<font color="#E5E5E5"> is a trip man a time</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> elided</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah a little bit</font> yeah he told<font color="#E5E5E5"> me that I just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> got such a I</font> feel so excited<font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you guys that's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cool</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> brave yeah not brave you just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fucking squirt it did everyone</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shitting</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">out babies</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh did I used to work at a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">donut shop</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bra when I was growing up man</font> and and dude we would always make<font color="#E5E5E5"> sexual</font> jokes and me<font color="#CCCCCC"> filling up no nuts dude you</font> know<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah oh here's Todd a little bit</font> of raspberry in there you know trip me out another thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> about childbirth we</font> tried for<font color="#CCCCCC"> like two years</font> motherfuckers there's like a billion and a 1.5 billion<font color="#CCCCCC"> people in India</font> what are they why<font color="#E5E5E5"> am i why is it so hard</font> for<font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have a baby but there's like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">10 billion</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people in China</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you got a cook you got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it alone they</font> can't stop<font color="#CCCCCC"> and here we are obscene</font> doctors humping yeah get<font color="#CCCCCC"> that curry</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Lube</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you got to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do something man you</font> know put a<font color="#E5E5E5"> little it's that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Rhino to us</font> yeah George<font color="#CCCCCC"> draw a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little law</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what's</font> that elephant that pushes all the <font color="#E5E5E5">obstacles out of the way</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't mail</font> Gargamel no not Dumbo<font color="#CCCCCC"> dangle</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> adesh I</font> think<font color="#E5E5E5"> gang</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> love - dude you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got to get</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> gangly<font color="#E5E5E5"> - that's you on your hip yeah all</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right</font> oh you were oh gee<font color="#E5E5E5"> because I'm saying</font> yeah he makes good sperm they say you know elephant can make<font color="#E5E5E5"> almost like 7</font> quarts<font color="#E5E5E5"> of sperm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> how much is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that with</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">your hands can</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you show me because I</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah I can show you you know I</font> love<font color="#CCCCCC"> I can't visualize</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ounces you can't</font> I can't well how much<font color="#E5E5E5"> is one ounce</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 1 ounce is</font> probably off this much in a cup<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's</font> about this big<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking and on it</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> love little amounts what's your</font> favorite little<font color="#E5E5E5"> um</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I would</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> probably say</font> a<font color="#CCCCCC"> graham but a wet graham a wet grant</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that is smaller</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> than</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">then it appears yeah Graham anybody</font> could do<font color="#E5E5E5"> that a wet graham you'll get</font> like a fancier element or<font color="#CCCCCC"> something</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> like mercury</font> yeah you know you could get<font color="#E5E5E5"> a wet</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">grandma mercury do it are you</font> what's up<font color="#CCCCCC"> Wyatt you're like educated</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the sudden with chemistry</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and shit</font> talking<font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> every mercury</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> telly</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> every</font> elements<font color="#E5E5E5"> no yeah you know I'm not trying</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to give</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you that idea</font> oh no I know but like you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> just that's</font> pretty impressive oh no man I just<font color="#E5E5E5"> like you small amounts</font> no I've always we had a bunch<font color="#E5E5E5"> of I</font> remember<font color="#CCCCCC"> for Christmas one year I got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> bunch of little<font color="#E5E5E5"> cups and stuff and we</font> would love doing that<font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of stuff</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> having small amounts of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> or<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know small amounts of that you</font> know<font color="#E5E5E5"> I love</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of stuff yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">another world you're a chemist and</font> another life well the periodic table speaking<font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font> semen man we had always thought<font color="#E5E5E5"> SEMA</font> should be on the periodic table<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is the fucking grandfather as the ball</font> of the real element of life<font color="#E5E5E5"> boron bro</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">talk about nut</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to Boron's for hos like</font> the periodic table<font color="#CCCCCC"> cheers from out ain't</font> Stein<font color="#E5E5E5"> iam</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh what's this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a rock of I'm</font> Stein iam in my backyard and I think that maybe Israeli propaganda dude<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Don iam what is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it dude long hair</font> haven't<font color="#E5E5E5"> slept</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> much</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wearing women</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> food he</font> does<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you wore one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> MIDI really yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I could see that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> being fun for him he's</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> a wacky dude he's like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dude black</font> holes<font color="#CCCCCC"> women shoes fuck</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like crazy by the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">way did</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he really was a womanizer he</font> fucked like crazy<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's like he's like MC</font> swear my yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> Einstein what was his</font> first name Lawrence number Albert Lawrence he<font color="#CCCCCC"> would've</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> never become</font> anything<font color="#CCCCCC"> if his name was Larry Einstein</font> Einstein<font color="#E5E5E5"> man that guy's not famous at</font> all that guy's smarter than motherfucker <font color="#E5E5E5">nobody</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> will fuck</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> who is his brother did</font> I bet his brother was a real fuckup yeah who went to sleepaway camp<font color="#CCCCCC"> years after</font> he was<font color="#E5E5E5"> too</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> old to be there yeah</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> damn if you're 17 brother 9 wait</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ice that's kind of a dope name can you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">can you be Einstein today are you know</font> what you're gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> be fucked for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a life</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because that's a bad comparison to set</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yourself up for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like oh I nine over here</font> right but it's a dope name it is a good name<font color="#E5E5E5"> but if they but yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he ruined</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> by being<font color="#E5E5E5"> too dope today</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for Hitler</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ruined</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it by being</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> too andΓΆ</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the under</font> that's the best way to establish a bond he wins it yeah man<font color="#E5E5E5"> those</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are dark</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">artists right there all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I sign I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> too because you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know to be playing around in women's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">shoes with electricity</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or shit at the</font> house bro<font color="#E5E5E5"> when there's no fire</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">department's back then</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I think you may</font> be thinking of uh you gotta be really you gotta be<font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of cruel of the middle</font> you<font color="#CCCCCC"> gotta have a cruel caramel</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Center</font> well<font color="#E5E5E5"> nothing's darker than a black hole</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's what he predicted</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> did he</font> really in the end<font color="#E5E5E5"> in his theory of</font> relativity predicted black holes<font color="#E5E5E5"> and he</font> he did the mash he crunched the numbers <font color="#E5E5E5">and he's like according to this theory</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and I'm the most brilliant guy alive so</font> according<font color="#E5E5E5"> to this theory there's black</font> holes<font color="#E5E5E5"> and he's like but this is such so</font> strange<font color="#CCCCCC"> that this could exist</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that my</font> theory must be wrong Wow and he died before they found<font color="#E5E5E5"> actual</font> black holes<font color="#E5E5E5"> but he in his math and in</font> his<font color="#CCCCCC"> imagination he was like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this thing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is so fucking weird</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that this could</font> exist<font color="#CCCCCC"> that this theory is wrong isn't</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> crazy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's like having such an imagination</font> coupled with such a just like the <font color="#E5E5E5">ability to like the facts</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the figures</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and just that's fascinating just to have</font> both of<font color="#E5E5E5"> those</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> things and that severe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">love learning about him he was he was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like one in a billion I mean and I by</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the by</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the accounts he would just sit</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">there all day like in his office and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just think like in the fucking matrix</font> bro he would have thought he would call them thought experiments that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> how we</font> figured out<font color="#E5E5E5"> like all this shit about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">light and gravity and</font> explain<font color="#CCCCCC"> nobody explained what gravity</font> was until he had a theory<font color="#CCCCCC"> of gravity</font> well<font color="#E5E5E5"> people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> never just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of wait</font> loitering well no Isaac<font color="#E5E5E5"> Newton had this</font> theory of gravity in motion<font color="#E5E5E5"> but I I'm</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">steins the guy who figured</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> out the time</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and spaces of fabric</font> oh<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that gravity bends it like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he</font> just was<font color="#E5E5E5"> this guy was so brilliant he</font> sat in<font color="#E5E5E5"> his office</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and he was having a</font> thought experiment<font color="#CCCCCC"> and he imagined the</font> more mass you had the more<font color="#E5E5E5"> you bended</font> this fabric of space<font color="#E5E5E5"> and it's fucking</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">crazy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> crazy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> imagine didn't go</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">into telling somebody come and tell your</font> neighbor<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah bro where's Larry I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">liked him better yeah I just saw a guy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">outside of the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> DSW shoes and he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">crazy imagine what he you think he</font> fucked<font color="#E5E5E5"> like awesomely or you think I was</font> like he<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucked nasty it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one's really</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">nasty science not that there's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not</font> attractive science girls<font color="#CCCCCC"> no but I don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think he was like you know like a basic</font> kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of sexual guy you think he was like</font> doing wild<font color="#E5E5E5"> stuff in equations</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he was</font> like let<font color="#CCCCCC"> me yeah why don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we just drop</font> me<font color="#CCCCCC"> from a hundred feet in China</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font> if you want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to do that I wish I knew it</font> could go<font color="#E5E5E5"> either way</font> I bet there's drawings I bet<font color="#E5E5E5"> somebody</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">grew him fucking he's proud I imagine</font> some yeah oh my god wait<font color="#CCCCCC"> mm-hmm</font> did I totally forgot uh<font color="#CCCCCC"> we're supposed</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> take a break I've been having such a</font> blast<font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dance</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> said um you having</font> a blast almost cried one time<font color="#E5E5E5"> did you I</font> mean<font color="#CCCCCC"> it was good</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but yeah it's still fun</font> what time at what point did<font color="#E5E5E5"> you almost</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fell I mean I don't know man probably</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the just I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know man your dad</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just doing ice boys yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and the radio</font> did he do radio<font color="#E5E5E5"> I he was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> she did</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah he</font> take by<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> way all my success he takes</font> credit <font color="#E5E5E5">how'd you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> percent</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> credit for he's like</font> yep<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my boy I was like that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I've</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">done good just watch The Bachelor</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> damn</font> what<font color="#CCCCCC"> did</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you send me I can't find the</font> link looked it up and<font color="#E5E5E5"> he had</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">mistresses while married because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> when</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you're that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> smart and you're that</font> stressed<font color="#E5E5E5"> you got a fuck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> DJ I guess it's</font> all<font color="#E5E5E5"> part of the same equation yeah if I</font> was real stressed out and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I had</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to do</font> science all day dirty<font color="#CCCCCC"> became all items oh this fucking</font> chromium on my<font color="#E5E5E5"> sleeve fuck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> somebody yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dude imagine</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fuck some girl and next</font> thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know you left a bunch you know</font> like who you know you had someone<font color="#E5E5E5"> your</font> code and<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know next</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thing you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> she's got a theory<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm all over imagine</font> the lawsuit I bet he<font color="#E5E5E5"> was in a lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> lawsuits<font color="#CCCCCC"> I think back then was just</font> different like you could walk around<font color="#CCCCCC"> women's shoes</font> I<font color="#CCCCCC"> didn't think aids was around them like</font> he<font color="#E5E5E5"> probably was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> strapping on I bet</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he</font> had<font color="#CCCCCC"> aids in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the house he invented it</font> he's like all<font color="#CCCCCC"> right guys we're like I</font> saw into the<font color="#E5E5E5"> future you don't want it</font> you're saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah hey take a whiff of</font> this<font color="#CCCCCC"> Tiffany I love I love learning</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">about Einstein man he's such a fucking</font> freak he's he's so smart<font color="#CCCCCC"> he's so ahead</font> at a time like not<font color="#E5E5E5"> only did he figure</font> out what the space and time<font color="#E5E5E5"> are I'll</font> fabric mm-hmm the gravity bends<font color="#E5E5E5"> he also</font> figured<font color="#E5E5E5"> out a equals MC square which</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font> what he<font color="#E5E5E5"> figured out what light is nobody</font> understood what light was what they think it was just a<font color="#E5E5E5"> bunch of brightness</font> around<font color="#E5E5E5"> him</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well think what is</font> it you know it's hard<font color="#E5E5E5"> to conceptualize</font> it yeah they probably thought it was<font color="#E5E5E5"> God</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">well he figured out like you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> religious<font color="#CCCCCC"> then it did he was so</font> brilliant man<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'd</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck him</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I take</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">night on him you would oh yeah I think I</font> missed on him deposit<font color="#E5E5E5"> it house Hermione</font> Granger not an<font color="#E5E5E5"> element the Granger</font> Hermione Granger<font color="#E5E5E5"> she might be</font> oh yeah that's Drive injected in a while yeah I<font color="#E5E5E5"> haven't either</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but yeah man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> what I have sex<font color="#E5E5E5"> with Einstein dude if I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">wasn't gay</font> wait I<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't know if I would I mean I'm</font> not gay but<font color="#E5E5E5"> if I wasn't also gay like in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">another time I get back in time it</font> wasn't gay there yeah yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> because you</font> can go<font color="#E5E5E5"> back in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> time and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be gay that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">one of the things I heard you go back in</font> time <font color="#CCCCCC">do you know you meet a lot of men</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> depends on where you go<font color="#E5E5E5"> dude</font> your fantasies about going back in time but<font color="#E5E5E5"> do if you use the thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think you go</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">back in time you get there you're like</font> hey I'm from the future yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> and you're just a dude is walking</font> around<font color="#E5E5E5"> most straight dude you like get</font> the fuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> out of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my yard buddy you know</font> but<font color="#E5E5E5"> Gators you like hey come tell me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about it you've thought about this man</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">well think about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that though no make</font> sense<font color="#E5E5E5"> if you're you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you show up</font> you're clean<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a lot of</font> Gators<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm like oh I'll listen to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> guy<font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck all right you know gay guys</font> aren't always super friendly you know <font color="#E5E5E5">sometimes they have sexual deviant you</font> know they can<font color="#CCCCCC"> be really wild yeah and so</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sometimes they want to do dirty</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stuff</font> and be<font color="#CCCCCC"> wild with people and they so if</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah if you were some</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guy who's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got a</font> secret<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah oh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking bow dude</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's fucking gay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> babe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> David</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> love uh</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">see yeah you're right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wanna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck</font> a guy tell<font color="#E5E5E5"> him you got a secret dude and</font> two<font color="#E5E5E5"> cups of coffee back at your place</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">but you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I do sometimes I'm jealous of</font> gay dudes<font color="#E5E5E5"> because they they fuck so good</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">by gay dudes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because you think like guys</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">are they try to fuck anything already</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah but then when you put like when you</font> mix that together <font color="#E5E5E5">it's like those two</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> elements are not</font> supposed to mix together like<font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck water</font> and sodium explodes<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah - gate and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> two</font> guys because<font color="#E5E5E5"> they always</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> want to fuck</font> you put them on<font color="#E5E5E5"> Grindr or whatever and</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they're why they call</font> Grindr because those dicks<font color="#CCCCCC"> spark</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> make<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin fire but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> really I'm all the</font> grinding<font color="#CCCCCC"> together Flint and Stanley huh</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and I and I don't mean to uh no son see</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'm not disparaging the gay community no</font> I'm saying I'm jealous that<font color="#CCCCCC"> they all</font> fuck like crazy and<font color="#E5E5E5"> they're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> working out</font> and they<font color="#CCCCCC"> are look good</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah dude when I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yellowy bad I would be a bad guy you</font> would be a good guy<font color="#E5E5E5"> I wouldn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">though what after</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I wouldn't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it and I think it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> looks fun the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">parties look fun</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know some of the</font> cocaine you know people pretending they're not gay but really are gay looks fun I don't know<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's not you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">couldn't do it I got too much shit to</font> deal with<font color="#E5E5E5"> man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I think for me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know it's already</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just couldn't yeah I</font> thought<font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for a little</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> while</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> when</font> I was<font color="#CCCCCC"> younger and I was like maybe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm</font> gay but I was just<font color="#CCCCCC"> really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lonely</font> yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> and uh and then I was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like yeah I'm</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">not gay man I just maybe when I'm 80</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because that 80 is who gives up nobody</font> even cares like like who cares<font color="#E5E5E5"> if that</font> guy want to shoot up yeah <font color="#E5E5E5">heroin go all out some dick yeah I'm</font> serious I've thought about<font color="#E5E5E5"> like if I'm</font> 80 and<font color="#E5E5E5"> like you passed away like if you</font> passed<font color="#E5E5E5"> away</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ELA before me and I'm</font> sitting then<font color="#CCCCCC"> and like our kids</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Theodore</font> put me in a fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> old home he took our</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">money</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we work our asses off</font> we fucking good made good investments <font color="#CCCCCC">got a nice little fun</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he's gonna take</font> all that<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's gonna get me a nice</font> retirement home so<font color="#E5E5E5"> he doesn't feel bad</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">about who's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna feel guilty so it's</font> like the<font color="#E5E5E5"> bat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Swan but they still serve</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">jello and fucking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> microwave chicken I'm</font> like what does<font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> matter</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh I'm gonna get some</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> heroin I'm sayin</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">or all you could</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put me in this fucker</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> me give me a couple</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> little grim you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gotta get me some</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> air</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when and you gotta</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fund me up you got to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> get me gay</font> prostitutes<font color="#E5E5E5"> Wow</font> you're gonna get busted<font color="#E5E5E5"> what are they</font> gonna do<font color="#E5E5E5"> huh and at least know that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you're doing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh I'm 80</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> agree<font color="#E5E5E5"> about me by that but they're gonna</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bail is dead and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gone</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's that's the</font> sorrow though if eel is gone then<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> store need<font color="#E5E5E5"> excite I need to bury the</font> sorrow<font color="#CCCCCC"> after his wife passed this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">happens you're basically the show Ricky</font> Gervais is just posted<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh you're right</font> they're like<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah I have the podcast</font> I go when I get<font color="#E5E5E5"> in a case you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know dark</font> holes where people are we but I've never <font color="#E5E5E5">done the time travel and that's why and</font> a lot of<font color="#E5E5E5"> men would hit on you but it's</font> true man if some guys out<font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> interstate right<font color="#CCCCCC"> now he's from the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">future right first of all if you're from</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> future do you end up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking</font> homeless nobody's like oh hey here's somebody from the future let me listen <font color="#CCCCCC">no one yeah you gotta play that close to</font> the best way cool dude you don't<font 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about advertisers</font> people that advertise<font color="#CCCCCC"> they got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> plane</font> that that that part of<font color="#E5E5E5"> it was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about you</font> know<font color="#E5E5E5"> when they have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a plane in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the air</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">eat they said like eat at Joe's a big</font> item<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I saw that in a documentary on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hate</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> radio and I was like what deaf fuck</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that that's what that line was a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> browser</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thinking like like you</font> your imagination goes wild when you hear these lines<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Dan that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so sick but</font> 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color="#E5E5E5"> lightning coming out of his eyes</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know just like in a rowboat on</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a cloud</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> close there's a guy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">plane</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> maybe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with some but no goggles on</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> probably drinking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> tang they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> stepped</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">tang backbone tank spike tank what do</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> spike</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ting with I think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> probably</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">liquor more water if it's too thick</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">later</font> I don't think<font color="#E5E5E5"> water spiking that's a</font> hard life when you<font color="#E5E5E5"> spike with water I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gonna spike this punch it's way too</font> sweet<font color="#CCCCCC"> I got to dilute this good I was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you got me thinking about Einstein</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">though</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you got me thinking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even know what I mean I barely I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">knew a little bit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about it what he did</font> I've seen his black<font color="#E5E5E5"> on my photos mm-hmm</font> you know I've seen<font color="#CCCCCC"> some of the drawings</font> of each<font color="#E5E5E5"> he he probably changed the world</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this is a hard statement to quantify but</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">he probably</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> changed the world more than</font> any certainly that's so hard<font color="#CCCCCC"> to quantify</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">who could say yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of him in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Jesus Christ probably he's just crisis</font> watch and then the white when you<font color="#E5E5E5"> watch</font> The Bachelor if you leave today<font color="#CCCCCC"> we're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all watch The Bachelor right I'll watch</font> it at<font color="#CCCCCC"> home or watch it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on Hulu like the</font> delayed episode wait who's Daniel<font color="#E5E5E5"> white</font> Dana White who does the UFC that<font color="#E5E5E5"> guy is</font> oh he brought back kind of like Roman <font color="#CCCCCC">fighting okay you know trying to think</font> of other<font color="#E5E5E5"> people that are black</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> theater</font> ask shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are you not entertained</font> yeah yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of but I'm trying</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of other</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really changed the world</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sorry I was</font> just <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah I thought</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you my mind I was like we</font> owe this guy saw him<font color="#CCCCCC"> forever no</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> we've been talking<font color="#E5E5E5"> a lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm Stein</font> watched<font color="#CCCCCC"> The Bachelor is what you owe</font> well that's a question<font color="#E5E5E5"> would he get</font> addicted<font color="#E5E5E5"> to the thing would it ended his</font> whole career<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he didn't have like my</font> dad<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's like oh yeah he would</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> take</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but if my dad was like the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking</font> smartest guy everybody just<font color="#E5E5E5"> watched</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> The</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Bachelor all day</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you watch this shit</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">even worse than that bro yeah does he -</font> what's worth what else actually there's<font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well so where's</font> darker place yet because that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> a real</font> addicted<font color="#CCCCCC"> the bachelors</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> addictive this</font> flowers there's love this possibility there's<font color="#E5E5E5"> traveling I always wonder why</font> I'm<font color="#CCCCCC"> watching it - oh yeah while I'm</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">watching it it's simultaneously but</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">there so there is worse than The</font> Bachelor but at a certain<font color="#CCCCCC"> point</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> becomes kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of dope like when you go on</font> TLC and you see shows like my<font color="#E5E5E5"> little</font> life<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah my huge wife my littlest life</font> yes<font color="#E5E5E5"> about little people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's like white</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> it's about a<font color="#CCCCCC"> family</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> little people</font> because<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's so free because it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all so</font> you can't even really unless you're a neighbor<font color="#E5E5E5"> you can't go hang out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">family</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of little</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people that is a luxury</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that may be reason I have yeah if</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> even<font color="#E5E5E5"> from two houses over you can't fuck</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">him to stop by a mill around</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all the</font> time<font color="#CCCCCC"> taking photos</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and that would be</font> strange<font color="#CCCCCC"> so a lot of it is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the ability</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just drop</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there and see what's going</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">on yeah you know a little bit little</font> people big problems was one day<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh wow</font> they<font color="#CCCCCC"> actually named it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that well</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz if</font> they're originally they had<font color="#CCCCCC"> a little</font> people big world<font color="#E5E5E5"> with the pumpkin</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">farmers fascinating yeah and then they</font> had you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> growing the largest</font> vegetables and<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're smaller yes how do</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> even carry that pumpkin and how do</font> you<font color="#CCCCCC"> even just to take that on and say</font> you know what<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah we could grow</font> kumquats<font color="#CCCCCC"> brah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we could grow grapes like</font> our other<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking you know like our</font> ancestors<font color="#CCCCCC"> as little weak bitches but</font> let's go fucking large<font color="#E5E5E5"> bro let's go</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pumpkins and change the world and they</font> did<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the Roloffs man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I followed</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that family you know I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> son was</font> a male model<font color="#E5E5E5"> for a little while in</font> college<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know followed them up until</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I about four years</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ago</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> happened</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">got tired of it and also</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> then I realized</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they're children I'm looking up children</font> on the<font color="#CCCCCC"> Internet oh yeah even though I</font> was doing<font color="#CCCCCC"> a perm</font> you know just kind reasons I felt like it was still started to make me it was wind also<font color="#CCCCCC"> a lot of</font> we're doing<font color="#E5E5E5"> it for uncon reasons that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna get caught up because I was</font> using my neighbor's Wi-Fi<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's a good</font> guy<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I don't want that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I people</font> handed on him<font color="#E5E5E5"> there every time somebody</font> knocked<font color="#E5E5E5"> on his door</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kit here I'm gonna</font> text<font color="#E5E5E5"> it right now it just say look scary</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> you can use someone's wife fine</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">through all this gnarly shit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like I know</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that never</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even occurred</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to me at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all</font> somewhat recently<font color="#CCCCCC"> i remember i when i</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">was broke in college</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> i asked my neighbor</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">can't believe I did that you there's two</font> there's two types of<font color="#E5E5E5"> people in this</font> world<font color="#CCCCCC"> people who</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ask if they can use</font> their neighbor's Wi-Fi and those the <font color="#E5E5E5">doll yeah I need a cup</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your Wi-Fi and</font> you did it well I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> like bro we just</font> split the<font color="#CCCCCC"> car oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's a good deal okay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because I was broke</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> internet was</font> fucking<font color="#CCCCCC"> expensive and they were</font> predatory<font color="#E5E5E5"> too and that college town</font> they're like oh yeah you need<font color="#E5E5E5"> a little</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">internet $60 a month to him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm like bro</font> I didn't even yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm net I'm losing money every</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> day</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I said I'll give you 30</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bucks let's split the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> internet and I</font> just downloaded<font color="#E5E5E5"> a ton of kiddie porn</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> I think jail now Jesus Christ<font color="#E5E5E5"> no that's</font> all<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's joking oh yeah</font> dude I remember<font color="#CCCCCC"> when</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the before they</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">even had child pornography when children</font> were<font color="#CCCCCC"> just not you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> doing that and</font> they had somebody one<font color="#E5E5E5"> time when I was in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">college sent me a picture</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of two old men</font> and they were naked<font color="#E5E5E5"> in a room I remember</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">getting this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> email out lemonparty and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they'd</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> seen the same image and they had</font> a kid like sitting on<font color="#E5E5E5"> a bed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no I haven't</font> seen<font color="#E5E5E5"> that image right and I in my mind</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'd never thought</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about old people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> children<font color="#E5E5E5"> and sex you know or anything</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wild like that so I remember seeing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me</font> like oh this is fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> hilarious</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but I</font> remember seeing<font color="#E5E5E5"> him in like what a crazy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">idea like you know everybody is naked</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know and so like life is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> naked this</font> is just an you know it's almost<font color="#E5E5E5"> like an</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">art like this is how</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's like this is when they're old and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">this is when they're young and these</font> guys<font color="#CCCCCC"> are you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> watching</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> TV or</font> whatever<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know I thought so I sent it</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> everybody I knew I was like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> god this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is so silly and dude I remember</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like two</font> years later running into an ex-girlfriend<font color="#CCCCCC"> and she</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> goes well what</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> been up to with your life right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">she was yeah well nobody will forget</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that time you send that picture of two</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">pin and then make</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kid everybody</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> like that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> what that was</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guess what that was if you look at</font> it like a<font color="#E5E5E5"> freak executed by everybody</font> you know I just thought<font color="#E5E5E5"> it was like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> thought<font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was like seeing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a couple</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">rabbits in a yard</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when you see</font> two rabbits on a<font color="#CCCCCC"> goats back like in a</font> photo<font color="#E5E5E5"> sure yeah like I thought</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it was</font> like that oh let's just<font color="#E5E5E5"> mix the world</font> you know I didn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> think of it as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sad did</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you get any responses I know that girls</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">won</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> seven when that girl</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> told me that</font> then I started to feel<font color="#E5E5E5"> I mean I think</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> probably made me feel bad about</font> myself because<font color="#E5E5E5"> then I thought I don't</font> remember I don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that account</font> anymore<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know who's on that email</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">list seen that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's still</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> looking for</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> she also said the kid she goes was</font> that you in the photo<font color="#CCCCCC"> because the kid</font> looked like me a<font color="#E5E5E5"> little bit that's why I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">think somebody had originally sent it to</font> me like hey man is this you<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was like</font> no<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's not me dude I don't know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> two old</font> people<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> would be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> naked in a room</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with me you know and just take him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">photos</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wasn't thinking like oh</font> these guys<font color="#E5E5E5"> are</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> being dirty you know it's</font> sad that<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even be safe you</font> can't be even clean anymore<font color="#E5E5E5"> sometimes if</font> you want to of heart<font color="#E5E5E5"> without it going to</font> like a dirty place you look at a tribe <font color="#CCCCCC">you see now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> those photos those people</font> standing<font color="#CCCCCC"> around</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a fire all the time</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">everybody's fucking naked yeah but</font> that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no I agree it's you know you</font> know<font color="#E5E5E5"> to you know through to seniors</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">uh you know and a seven-year-old in a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">motel 6 and suddenly now that's everyone</font> you know yeah it's not cool that's not cool<font color="#CCCCCC"> my yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bro</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know that ain't I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">err so it's different</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a bit</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">different</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> how we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see it through</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">different lenses and it's unfair</font> sometimes<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah like if you took a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">picture in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your yard</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you got your</font> grandparents to be outside<font color="#CCCCCC"> naked right</font> and they're nice<font color="#CCCCCC"> people</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">mm-hm and then you get your little</font> nephews<font color="#CCCCCC"> to be out there right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and you</font> get a cute picture<font color="#E5E5E5"> of them out by the</font> clothing line<font color="#E5E5E5"> mm-hmm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they're all</font> naked<font color="#E5E5E5"> but it's nice outside</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right it's</font> not nighttime and then you send that to <font color="#CCCCCC">a call people like wow crazy day looking</font> for food right<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay but you take a</font> picture<font color="#CCCCCC"> out of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> any National Geographic</font> which is basically what they're<font color="#CCCCCC"> saying</font> if every<font color="#E5E5E5"> single one</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> suddenly those people totally fine</font> doing anything<font color="#CCCCCC"> Wow</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's just people</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">looking for goji berries</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and then you</font> over here<font color="#CCCCCC"> just because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it takes place</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> you know a couple<font color="#E5E5E5"> miles Detroit</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">everybody's going to jail</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's crazy</font> it's crazy you can't be a clean family <font color="#E5E5E5">you can't be a family</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that just you know</font> everything<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's now and I don't know if</font> the perversion comes from the inside <font color="#E5E5E5">these days as much as it comes from the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">outside you know absolutely</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah because</font> while all<font color="#E5E5E5"> the sudden everybody's a</font> pedophile <font color="#CCCCCC">ya</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know what happened yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> why's</font> everybody<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bored out walking</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the most people just looking at</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> him</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">making them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well sure I mean yeah that's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the locals are</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> should<font color="#E5E5E5"> have said that yeah well it's</font> important<font color="#E5E5E5"> to get the facts made yeah</font> yeah we don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> want</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people thinking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that or I don't anyway and I said but</font> it's your show what do I mean<font color="#E5E5E5"> know by</font> air but like why<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know I think about</font> that myself<font color="#E5E5E5"> like why all of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a sudden it</font> seems<font color="#E5E5E5"> like that's like the cool thing to</font> do not like cool but<font color="#E5E5E5"> like all these</font> powerful<font color="#E5E5E5"> old</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> folks are just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like putting</font> their do what's<font color="#E5E5E5"> going on yeah yeah if</font> they just got now some<font color="#E5E5E5"> of it could be an</font> extreme wealth you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> it back in Rome</font> whenever they got too much power at a certain point they just<font color="#E5E5E5"> ran out of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">things</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to do and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so like you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know your</font> lizard mind goes to<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> next thing you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">got that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sugar lizard your head like I</font> never<font color="#E5E5E5"> tried tennis is always</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> happening</font> but you don't have<font color="#CCCCCC"> their</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I guess you</font> couldn't have<font color="#E5E5E5"> the exposure I just I I</font> try to you<font color="#E5E5E5"> have to be so evil</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to do that</font> I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> talking about the Michael</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Jackson</font> thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> a lot I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know if you want to</font> get<font color="#CCCCCC"> it so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> polarizing and you don't want</font> if you don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> have a strong opinion</font> I<font color="#CCCCCC"> wouldn't even recommend</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah I don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have any opinion</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> come</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to your house you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">get it wrong I mean</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'll but but but</font> people<font color="#E5E5E5"> like let's say hypothetically he</font> did it<font color="#CCCCCC"> mmm-hmm it's like yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you just</font> like why<font color="#CCCCCC"> you gonna fuck kids</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but did he</font> start what do you think here's<font color="#CCCCCC"> the thing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here's our thing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's a good point</font> there's good-looking<font color="#E5E5E5"> people out there</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">why do you have to he probably</font> I would guess stop developing emotionally at some young age<font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">still develop sexually so then you have</font> these weird<font color="#CCCCCC"> young emotions that are very</font> real like oh you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> like giving a</font> Valentine to<font color="#CCCCCC"> a kid you know to a kid</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> at</font> school or you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your first</font> girlfriend or like kissing behind<font color="#E5E5E5"> a tree</font> you have<font color="#E5E5E5"> all those like little things</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> real to you as an adult</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> as you</font> stopped emotionally there but sexually you're still you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know your your whatever</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">age you are so I would guess when those</font> two things meld<font color="#CCCCCC"> in the weird world he</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> in of ego</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and also then a capability</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and then you end up probably doing in</font> that type of a weird<font color="#E5E5E5"> world so they feel</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's that's a good insight</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">gotta</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be right about that</font> maybe I<font color="#CCCCCC"> am</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no well there's got to be a</font> reason<font color="#E5E5E5"> but the thing is like you can be</font> attracted to kids<font color="#E5E5E5"> but you don't have to</font> molest them<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah that takes a special</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">evil</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because it's like if you're</font> attracted<font color="#E5E5E5"> to kids</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't know what</font> happened in your<font color="#E5E5E5"> life to make</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">way but it's out of your control</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">think anyone would would uh would</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> choose</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> attracted to kids</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no I mean that's a horrible</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font> all curse yeah imagine bending down every time<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it you know hug</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">somebody or kissing you know or you</font> having to get<font color="#E5E5E5"> down</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know like sit</font> down<font color="#CCCCCC"> and that would</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be horrible you</font> couldn't date<font color="#E5E5E5"> a kid</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you couldn't</font> they can't you can't go to<font color="#E5E5E5"> any of the</font> same places<font color="#CCCCCC"> people would look at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">weird yeah you know you'd have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to put</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">mustaches on man that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> would be crazy to</font> really date<font color="#E5E5E5"> them you know I'm not the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">kind of guy who would have sex with the</font> child ever<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know would I take a kid</font> out for a nice meal<font color="#CCCCCC"> and drop</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> them off</font> without touching them<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah that's good</font> on<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I am that guy that's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> good yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bro you want true why does it become</font> such a thing now that<font color="#E5E5E5"> every person cuz</font> then it makes it<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh you don't want to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">interact with kids and then the kids</font> everybody's scary<font color="#CCCCCC"> person because they're</font> not<font color="#CCCCCC"> interacting with everyone</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> scared</font> everyone's a pedophile everyone's a predator it feels like real scary<font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> then it makes you<font color="#E5E5E5"> super paranoid about</font> yourself<font color="#CCCCCC"> too like yeah like I don't know</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> what I mean yeah you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> oh dude I<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know when we were young</font> we<font color="#CCCCCC"> used to go to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the armed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kmb store</font> they used to have a<font color="#E5E5E5"> kmb store</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like a CVS before</font> CVS and Walgreens bought<font color="#E5E5E5"> everybody out</font> and we'd be<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the store do me and my</font> friend Daniel<font color="#E5E5E5"> and you had to run</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> over if</font> he said when they had a kid we'd be like <font color="#CCCCCC">dude you sneak over there</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> touch that</font> kids neck and run off right<font color="#CCCCCC"> so we would</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> play this game like how many next</font> kids<font color="#E5E5E5"> next you could walk like nothing</font> crazy<font color="#CCCCCC"> sexual touch that kids neck and</font> escape<font color="#CCCCCC"> will do this bro we get up to</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> 30 kids</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> necks in a day bro people</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fucking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like scared</font> [Laughter] <font color="#CCCCCC">we got a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little too</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> freakin wild</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I</font> remember this one<font color="#CCCCCC"> boy's dad</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> beat the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">shit out of him was that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Werther's</font> Originals he beat him with a bag of Werther's<font color="#CCCCCC"> robinette fucking hurt him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bad is it wasn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> big of a bag mean</font> the only<font color="#E5E5E5"> head like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right there hard</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> when you<font color="#E5E5E5"> get him mixed up that densely</font> yeah it's a packs of extra punch<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and he'd beaten</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with a couple bags</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">actually</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I love those there's two types</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in the world people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> love were</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">theirs and people that don't you look</font> where there's I do<font color="#E5E5E5"> I love them</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I didn't</font> think I would<font color="#E5E5E5"> though</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I think it's okay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you used to hate him</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> what's changed since you are with</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">child that you now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> or uh do you feel</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like food was there anything</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> taste wiser</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">mmm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just eating a lot of sweets</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> sugar baby it's a thing they<font color="#E5E5E5"> called sympathy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Michael you should have seen this burger</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yesterday I wish we took a picture of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> man I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> want to make a dude</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I've</font> gained<font color="#CCCCCC"> like 20 pounds Wow</font> because she's not much of<font color="#CCCCCC"> an eater and</font> when she eats I get excited yeah cuz I'm repressing my<font color="#E5E5E5"> hunger all the time</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> around</font> her right<font color="#E5E5E5"> and now she's eating so now</font> you get to<font color="#E5E5E5"> let it and the monsters out</font> yeah he's raging<font color="#E5E5E5"> my little Einstein and</font> he<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't love lettuce you know I'll take</font> I'll eat lettuce as long as I'm three <font color="#E5E5E5">fucking patty</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> row three patty lettuce is</font> one of the best<font color="#CCCCCC"> things ever</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bro</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you watch the but I saw you tweet</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the Bachelorette</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> watch The</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Bachelor dude I went over</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> David</font> Spade's house one item<font color="#CCCCCC"> watch the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bathroom which was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> very crazy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he's</font> super into<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he loves it like too much</font> way<font color="#E5E5E5"> too much</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he knew everyone</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and not</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">only that he made me sit on the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sofa he</font> sat behind<font color="#CCCCCC"> the sofa</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in a chair you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font> like sofas do but<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Broman</font> thing you get so<font color="#CCCCCC"> Roman that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">furniture</font> you don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> sleep on a bag you sleep in a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fucking you know you got four men</font> holding<font color="#E5E5E5"> you up it's not more comfortable</font> it's just higher level yes what can<font color="#E5E5E5"> I do</font> next<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah so but yeah we watched a full</font> episode and you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> I've enjoyed it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay because I saw you tweeting out</font> about the<font color="#E5E5E5"> Bachelorette choice of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Hanabi</font> you said no<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes you're familiar enough</font> with her<font color="#CCCCCC"> is that such it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I found her to</font> be the least likable<font color="#CCCCCC"> one on the whole</font> show yes and they gave her I think<font color="#E5E5E5"> about</font> the whole premise of<font color="#CCCCCC"> The Bachelor</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> trips<font color="#E5E5E5"> me out is the assumption that</font> everybody<font color="#E5E5E5"> wants to marry this person</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's like that person's not</font> like the new one with Colton<font color="#E5E5E5"> I was like</font> this motherfucker<font color="#E5E5E5"> doesn't have a job</font> yeah yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> they go they kept going yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> guess he's<font color="#E5E5E5"> like a big strong guy so the</font> girls kept<font color="#E5E5E5"> being like he makes me feel</font> safe<font color="#E5E5E5"> as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to make a girl feel</font> safe get a fucking job yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> go war and a lot but yeah it's like</font> yeah what's he gonna like what they gotta have<font color="#E5E5E5"> a job it's like what do they</font> find<font color="#E5E5E5"> it what are they competing for this</font> guy he he's never even fucked<font color="#CCCCCC"> he's a</font> virgin<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah he hasn't fucked and he</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doesn't have a job this guy's not even a</font> catch<font color="#CCCCCC"> dude he's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> basically and he's like</font> a middle school that's everybody in <font color="#E5E5E5">middle school boy or girl and they</font> vanish<font color="#E5E5E5"> like hold hands and kiss and</font> they're like I<font color="#E5E5E5"> want to marry him yeah</font> and I'm supposed to believe<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all about and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so I guess</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's part of</font> the joys because it's so but then when I really got<font color="#E5E5E5"> a dose of</font> reality is the episodes when they<font color="#CCCCCC"> said</font> with the live audience<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they're 90 percent women and they're</font> like they're so into it<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's the what</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">these women fantasize the fans about a</font> man who can keep them safe<font color="#CCCCCC"> doesn't have</font> a job and has never had<font color="#E5E5E5"> sex</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah they</font> were so invested<font color="#E5E5E5"> I like three guys yeah</font> I didn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> I can do that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think I don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">even like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doing sex that much man it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me I feel like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like meeting</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> somebody during like a</font> busy time<font color="#CCCCCC"> of day</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and having to be</font> exactly on<font color="#E5E5E5"> time</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just makes me kind of</font> what you've said and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I stand it because</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">as Jerry Seinfeld once said and I love</font> forgot for many guys sex is just<font color="#CCCCCC"> like a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">car crash</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yes is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just lots of noise</font> confusion screeching yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then you</font> guys<font color="#E5E5E5"> are</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> staying on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> another onion you're</font> in just two people<font color="#E5E5E5"> that have just fucked</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that are in a room together</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right what</font> now yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> what's the maxillary</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah well</font> that's what<font color="#E5E5E5"> Sibylla</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are all times I</font> should<font color="#CCCCCC"> all didn't analyze a 24-hour bath</font> routine oh yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's a good call did</font> you see<font color="#E5E5E5"> actually I want</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> show you some</font> videos oh yeah did you see the guy rapping for<font color="#CCCCCC"> Hanabi</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">did you know how they</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Brett they bring</font> out these<font color="#E5E5E5"> guys you can</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> watch it right</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">here</font> now<font color="#CCCCCC"> Colton's handsome I mean he's</font> handsome<font color="#E5E5E5"> he is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he might not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because he's handsome at all you have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> thing no I do not yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> in fact I would say I you know when</font> I was younger I used to<font color="#CCCCCC"> resent handsome</font> guys yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> but as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I've matured</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and as I</font> found my own I mean I've<font color="#CCCCCC"> listened it</font> would be<font color="#E5E5E5"> violating I don't need anything</font> I'm good<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> resent handsome guys so</font> I look at him I say<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> handsome</font> guy<font color="#CCCCCC"> mmm-hmm he's probably his dick is</font> probably so small that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> why he's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> never</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fucked</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you think his dick is probably</font> like a size of a tic tac<font color="#E5E5E5"> why would that</font> kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> off ever fuck why would he why see</font> why would that<font color="#E5E5E5"> it doesn't make</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sense</font> maybe<font color="#E5E5E5"> there's a fish you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sheepish</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">cuz his dicks the size of a little</font> fucking baby<font color="#CCCCCC"> ACORN not even like a fully</font> won't grown<font color="#CCCCCC"> ACORN I don't know why</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> think man that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> what I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">see</font> like well yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> may I don't know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dislike him but it's just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a guy he's</font> just<font color="#CCCCCC"> a fucking guy right I see he's just</font> a guy<font color="#CCCCCC"> on the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> street that I passed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> by and</font> now all the<font color="#CCCCCC"> whoa</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> these</font> girls<font color="#E5E5E5"> what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they know about him other</font> than<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's attractive right yeah I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guess</font> I am<font color="#E5E5E5"> angry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because of that I can</font> grease and I'm angry<font color="#CCCCCC"> at a lot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of things</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know I'm angry right I get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I get angry</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a lot of times dude</font> like I find myself<font color="#CCCCCC"> fucking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> angry bro and</font> I'm just like what am I so angry<font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hey people like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what can I do for</font> you <font color="#CCCCCC">shit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm still angry shut up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah yeah I</font> get mad at I get mad at everything wonder what that<font color="#E5E5E5"> comes from man that</font> makes me mad<font color="#E5E5E5"> too cuz I I'm so funny you</font> say<font color="#CCCCCC"> that I'm gonna fight in my life</font> right now<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's just like I'm angry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font> stuff<font color="#E5E5E5"> sometimes and everything is going</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ok that's the one then that makes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> worse and why do I deal<font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it with</font> anger<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I eat with anger yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you get mad at yourself you get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> angry at</font> yourself<font color="#CCCCCC"> the real truth is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> believe it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> self-loathing like so no</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">matter what is going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you the source</font> of anger<font color="#E5E5E5"> isn't is yourself</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so you can't</font> escape it mmm like if you react the way you react it's all comes down to<font color="#E5E5E5"> how</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">feel about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> things</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and if you're the way</font> you're reacting to<font color="#E5E5E5"> things is frustrating</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not enjoying the way</font> you're acting<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're acting unhealthy</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> I always</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> get angry</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> or irritable</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yes</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">so you you hate yourself and you get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">tired of it this is dark it's kind of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">dark</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but you get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tired of being</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yourself</font> in a lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of ways</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah and so I feel like</font> it's an anger that's always<font color="#E5E5E5"> there at</font> yourself so it kind<font color="#CCCCCC"> of bubbles out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font> yeah but<font color="#E5E5E5"> there I don't know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they're you</font> know<font color="#CCCCCC"> no I think if</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's true there's</font> an anger somewhere inside<font color="#CCCCCC"> of me always</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">at myself for some reasons that are</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">probably</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even invisible or might at some</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">point</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in my life I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thought</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> thought bad things about myself<font color="#E5E5E5"> thought</font> negative things I experience<font color="#E5E5E5"> things that</font> something was wrong<font color="#E5E5E5"> with me so then I</font> got angry<font color="#CCCCCC"> at the way</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that I was mm-hmm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">so yeah maybe there's a bunch of anger</font> there but then like how do<font color="#E5E5E5"> I beat it you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">so probably you know probably helping</font> other people somehow<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think that's a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">beautiful thought I mean I haven't</font> developed<font color="#E5E5E5"> that far yet I'm still selfish</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean I'm just trying to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think how</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> beat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because it can't stay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> inside</font> you for<font color="#CCCCCC"> them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right no that's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a really</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wise I've just started</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like therapy and taking antidepressants</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh wow you're just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there you just got I</font> started<font color="#CCCCCC"> that like six months</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ago</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Wow and</font> before that I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> a fucking mess</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bro</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like I was could not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> function Wow like I</font> literally<font color="#E5E5E5"> couldn't function so that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">been a painful man people think then</font> you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> mean</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to sometimes not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> saying you</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> never was ever heard that I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">saying that I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know I was mean but</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thing and then you can't</font> function<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's miserable being miserable</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> worse it smell</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and like you said</font> you've got<font color="#CCCCCC"> everything going for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you got</font> the dream job<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're married wife</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">got that not zygote all going on wavy on</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">zag or trimester super wizard yeah yeah</font> man a lot of blessings<font color="#E5E5E5"> huh and then and</font> then<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're like fuck you know it's</font> funny<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know did I just I keep</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> talking</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">about it because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm dealing with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> some</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of the same stuff like everything's okay</font> and then why can't I just<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> found</font> yourself you're angry a lot recently yeah and<font color="#E5E5E5"> just I don't know what it's at</font> and I I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> let it out very much you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but it's like yeah I just don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know why I'm just so frustrated you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font> you get em when you don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> let it out</font> then it<font color="#E5E5E5"> comes out in a different</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> way</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you're not even aware right like I don't</font> know I noticed how about me what<font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font> me I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> another how you tolerated me not</font> necessarily<font color="#CCCCCC"> you I had this weird like</font> shoulder pain<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh dude</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gonna sound crazy but I had this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">shoulder pain that started out of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">nowhere</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and then it just kept getting</font> worse<font color="#CCCCCC"> and worse</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> worse until like</font> when I<font color="#E5E5E5"> would get it it would last for</font> like a week<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I couldn't function</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> like I did all the tests and<font color="#E5E5E5"> MRI</font> whatever<font color="#E5E5E5"> and everything was fine sorry</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you sip of water</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah take your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> time I</font> get nervous sometimes and<font color="#E5E5E5"> when there's</font> dead air but really there's nothing <font color="#E5E5E5">wrong you know what that wasn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that bad</font> of<font color="#E5E5E5"> a dead air moment sometimes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'll</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">listening to shows</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and the dead air goes</font> for so long you gotta like open<font color="#E5E5E5"> your</font> phone and you bet it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> still playing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh there's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> more</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a guy died</font> there's an early dinner<font color="#E5E5E5"> and people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are</font> like oh shit man<font color="#E5E5E5"> and people the funny</font> thing is you'll<font color="#CCCCCC"> be listen if you don't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">know we died you're like what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the fuck</font> man you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> fucking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with me again fuck</font> with notes<font color="#CCCCCC"> first piece of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shit this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so</font> much that's a<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin suave move if</font> you're gonna die<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay go</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in there buddy</font> yeah no I let's go back to a live air yeah I ended up you actually<font color="#E5E5E5"> bought me</font> this book about<font color="#E5E5E5"> the pain treatment was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">heard of Howard Stern I'm a fan of</font> Howard Stern hmm<font color="#CCCCCC"> and he was and this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> this sounded<font color="#E5E5E5"> like pseudoscience the</font> stupidest<font color="#CCCCCC"> shit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ever but he is always</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on and on about this doctor</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he's a</font> genius<font color="#E5E5E5"> he saved my life</font> he's<font color="#CCCCCC"> lightyears ahead and and I was like</font> well okay<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> buy this book for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ela because there's people out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there</font> with<font color="#E5E5E5"> back pain they probably want to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">know that I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah man I've partial</font> discectomy<font color="#E5E5E5"> what is that it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> took out part</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of my desk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> at the hospital were you</font> injured yeah so I'll find it in<font color="#E5E5E5"> a second but I I</font> started<font color="#CCCCCC"> reading this book and like it</font> sounded like complete bullshit<font color="#E5E5E5"> at first</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and I almost I almost like just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gave up</font> on the book<font color="#E5E5E5"> but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I kept reading</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and at</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">first he's just describing your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> symptoms</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and it was like spot-on exactly what I</font> was experiencing<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then he describes</font> the calm personality<font color="#CCCCCC"> that usually</font> happens<font color="#CCCCCC"> to him</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and it was exactly me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> too</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and then he starts explaining</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> basically<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's it's actually</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">psychological and it comes from</font> something<font color="#CCCCCC"> that caused a bunch</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of anger</font> and you<font color="#CCCCCC"> knew that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you weren't aware of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and your body you weren't letting it out</font> so it ends up manifesting itself in this way<font color="#E5E5E5"> that makes the pain and it was like</font> it's gonna sound crazy but the treatment <font color="#E5E5E5">is just understanding that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's what</font> it<font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and then it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> actually goes away and</font> it went away <font color="#CCCCCC">and like I couldn't believe it I kept</font> telling<font color="#CCCCCC"> either</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dude like it's so</font> ridiculous because<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't believe shit</font> I'm the<font color="#E5E5E5"> most cynical asshole</font> you thought<font color="#E5E5E5"> that why</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't ya notice she</font> wouldn't she wouldn't even wear necklaces I stopped wearing jackets even like<font color="#CCCCCC"> anything a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little heavy it was a</font> real sensitivity<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah hmm and I so she</font> read this<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking I didn't think you</font> finished the<font color="#CCCCCC"> book you just read half</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font> it what<font color="#E5E5E5"> you were healed I well the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">banding was just kind of who reads a</font> whole book I got no but like that that was a real<font color="#E5E5E5"> shocking thing to me because</font> I truly<font color="#E5E5E5"> never believed in life in that</font> kind<font color="#CCCCCC"> of like mystical connection she's</font> like<font color="#CCCCCC"> mine and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> body like that literal</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">healing back pain I think that's what it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> think it's what was called yeah and</font> the guy he<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't fuck her up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the title</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just called healing back pain Jesus</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah yeah man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> XII pain</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a lot of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it does come</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> from stress and hiding it</font> in different<font color="#E5E5E5"> places and stuff like that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">my mother goes to a tapping place they</font> do a tapping like the people that<font color="#E5E5E5"> tap</font> you and they just<font color="#CCCCCC"> sloppy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> around</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah basically</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mean you got to pay them</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dude I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> used to go downtown when</font> I first moved here<font color="#CCCCCC"> a couple</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Vietnamese</font> dudes would beat the fuck out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here</font> for 40 50<font color="#CCCCCC"> $70 and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they put you in that</font> dog suit the bite suit that they have you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know at FBI training</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and next thing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know dude these</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guys are beat the</font> shit out of you and brought what<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> left there you you didn't have<font color="#CCCCCC"> a lot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> worry about <font color="#CCCCCC">Oh give me I'll get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that recommendation</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">from you yeah I don't still open I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can't</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">X it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dealing back then no it's okay</font> when<font color="#E5E5E5"> you get angry do you get angry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font> inanimate objects or people<font color="#E5E5E5"> like how do</font> you show your<font color="#CCCCCC"> anger</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you're fresh or you're so it's a good</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">question man um</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I think I get angry at</font> inanimate<font color="#E5E5E5"> objects mm-hmm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lose my</font> ability<font color="#E5E5E5"> to to have empathy or sympathy</font> you know in brief moments<font color="#E5E5E5"> and a lot of</font> times for<font color="#E5E5E5"> me it's about control anything</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">where there's like control like I don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">want somebody controlling me I don't</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> somebody telling me what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to do</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">mm-hm which makes it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sometimes tough for</font> me to work<font color="#E5E5E5"> with others but I'm</font> recognizing<font color="#CCCCCC"> that those are</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> two different</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">things now so I can start to have a</font> little<font color="#E5E5E5"> bit more peace about them but</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah and so when I feel like somebody's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">trying to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tell</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to do or there's</font> control<font color="#E5E5E5"> or somebody didn't treat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">not somebody's they're not being fair to</font> me<font color="#CCCCCC"> or to someone</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> else</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like those are</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> things<font color="#CCCCCC"> that really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fairness I feel</font> like it's very you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know that makes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just so angry I feel like but yeah when</font> I meant when I get angry<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just yeah it</font> sometimes<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's just like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this gremlin</font> inside<font color="#E5E5E5"> of me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wants</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">escape</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know and I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know and</font> sometimes<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'll just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah be rude I'll be</font> short<font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sometimes and usually</font> it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> people that I work with so it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like more in a work environment</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fortunately I feel like I'm able to come</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">back around and like recognize it a lot</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of times but I still wish</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that I could</font> eradicate it you know the worst<font color="#E5E5E5"> is I</font> used to did I totally feel the same way I don't think<font color="#CCCCCC"> I really had I don't</font> understand my triggers but<font color="#E5E5E5"> I would get</font> in these really pissy and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I would come</font> in<font color="#CCCCCC"> here to the office and let me short</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> just fucking such a bitch you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and I didn't and I so didn't want</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to be that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> way</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I'd be like even in</font> my<font color="#CCCCCC"> own head like oh it's one of those</font> days where I'm a<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking bitch</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> where I'm an asshole<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz then</font> you're really<font color="#E5E5E5"> at a certain point</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font> being victim I am being a<font color="#CCCCCC"> weak to</font> whatever is controlling me<font color="#E5E5E5"> and so that</font> started<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be like that have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">recently started</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to be like even</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">conversation I need</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to find some healthy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">means to be able to figure that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> out and</font> process it so that I don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> let this</font> anger have control over<font color="#E5E5E5"> me because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> shouldn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know because then it just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah it just affects other</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and you don't want to be meeting other</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">people you don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> want to hurt</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> anybody</font> especially people<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> always like being</font> supportive or trying<font color="#E5E5E5"> to help</font> exactly<font color="#CCCCCC"> and you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't worry yeah you</font> can't<font color="#CCCCCC"> work you can't appreciate people</font> you become you<font color="#E5E5E5"> become so cynical right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and then like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like fuck like that guys</font> didn't he fucked up<font color="#E5E5E5"> and didn't do this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and he didn't do that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah cuz you your</font> lens<font color="#CCCCCC"> you got that dark lens</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> that's exactly yeah it's a perspective <font color="#E5E5E5">thing it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it it's true</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and then when</font> you put on those fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> clear glasses</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that is reality yes like oh this guy's</font> tried his best guys the best<font color="#E5E5E5"> and like I</font> do everything<font color="#E5E5E5"> perfect fuck no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then I'm the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guy who shows up at</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> last minute it was a fucking asshole</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">doesn't do shit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> comes here leaves them</font> work<font color="#E5E5E5"> and they're the assholes yeah fuck</font> you I know fuck that<font color="#CCCCCC"> guy fuck that and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> would hate that<font color="#E5E5E5"> guy</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah that's the that's the that's I</font> think<font color="#E5E5E5"> the deep truth is that knowing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> would hate that<font color="#E5E5E5"> guy</font> if you met him yeah you'd be like fuck <font color="#E5E5E5">that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guy's a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking douche</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah why</font> would he be like that<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah yeah it's sad</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and that's what I would also think from</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">about that guy oh that's sad man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and it</font> said<font color="#CCCCCC"> that he feels</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> way I said that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> has so much anger about something</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> said<font color="#E5E5E5"> that he can't see the joys in his</font> own life you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> yeah it's uh I don't know I<font color="#CCCCCC"> think this</font> conversation is even<font color="#E5E5E5"> kind of helpful to</font> think<font color="#CCCCCC"> about it doesn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> happen to me a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">lot but I do notice it happens to me and</font> some of it is<font color="#E5E5E5"> like how much stress do I</font> want to put<font color="#E5E5E5"> on myself</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> am</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I trying to do</font> too much am i reaching outside<font color="#CCCCCC"> of my</font> means so that<font color="#CCCCCC"> my system is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> trying to</font> tell me hey<font color="#E5E5E5"> man like this isn't some of</font> your path you're being tempted<font color="#E5E5E5"> by you</font> know<font color="#CCCCCC"> different things or things you</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> even want</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be and right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">truth there's truth to that I found that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to be true it's hard to recognize those</font> signals - it takes wisdom<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah I think</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's it's hard to recognize him it takes</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">even having conversations like this I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">think yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know in my love I love I</font> think<font color="#E5E5E5"> a lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of people I think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> everybody</font> to one degree or<font color="#CCCCCC"> another</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> can relate</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font> yeah I<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't have to be in any position</font> and so I think that<font color="#CCCCCC"> I love</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> having</font> conversations<font color="#CCCCCC"> like this because on a</font> personal level<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah I love it I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> love</font> hearing what you're going through <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah someone who's in a similar</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">situation of me but then other people</font> who everyone blames themselves I<font color="#CCCCCC"> think</font> in general<font color="#E5E5E5"> I know I have a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> problem</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I</font> think<font color="#CCCCCC"> people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in general have a problem</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> loving like genuinely loving</font> themselves<font color="#CCCCCC"> or you don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have to love</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yourself you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just can tolerate yourself</font> it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> almost sounds like insane to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me</font> yeah idea of<font color="#E5E5E5"> loving yourself</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> name I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know but like what do</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> mean by that</font> sorry to<font color="#E5E5E5"> interrupt you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I because I'm so</font> not capable<font color="#CCCCCC"> you having myself</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">almost sounds to me like a joke when you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">say it's like a little psycho</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah oh</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's crazy yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I actually</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> feel the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> same</font> way<font color="#CCCCCC"> like it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> almost well then it's like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what are you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a narcissist</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what do you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">love yourself you're not that great</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right the fuck do you write but yeah but</font> see that<font color="#CCCCCC"> point and whenever that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> part</font> isn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> us that thing will never stop that</font> thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> will always hit the ball from one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">side of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the court and then go to the</font> other<font color="#E5E5E5"> side with the same rack and then</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know whatever that thing is it tells</font> you that that thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> doesn't care about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">us at all that thing is like a that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the dark</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> arts and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's the thing it</font> lives in us<font color="#CCCCCC"> it does not care about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> us at</font> all<font color="#CCCCCC"> hmm you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know it'll</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> come it'll hit</font> the ball back<font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> forth</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> forever and</font> you'll<font color="#E5E5E5"> just fucking be this guy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> plays this game or not<font color="#E5E5E5"> you or any of us</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know will be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this person that plays</font> this game<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not even</font> real and we weren't<font color="#E5E5E5"> even you know we</font> could have<font color="#CCCCCC"> walked off the court</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and had</font> a blast<font color="#CCCCCC"> hmm</font> that's the<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking that's the that's a</font> great analogy you're a wordsmith<font color="#CCCCCC"> did you know that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> know about that man you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got to</font> accept<font color="#E5E5E5"> the compliment</font> thanks man yeah because it's the<font color="#E5E5E5"> same</font> part<font color="#CCCCCC"> of us that doesn't accept</font> compliments to your right right<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> look I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not as fast Yeah right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah you're right so guy that's sweet of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">your wall I appreciate you know you guys</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">are nice timing it's a nice conversation</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and it's nice that you guys</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> at a time of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">your life you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know like I get scared</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> like maybe you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> getting in a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">relationship and having</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a family and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that kind of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> stuff and it's interesting</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> see that you guys</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are thinking about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">some of these things right now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> when</font> you're about<font color="#E5E5E5"> to have a baby and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">definitely in there yeah by influencing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a kid you know you can really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> change the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">way that things happen in the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> world and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">things that happen in your in our own</font> lives<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know and we can you know cut</font> off you know bad<font color="#CCCCCC"> things</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that have gone</font> down our own you know tributaries of genealogy and we can change them I<font color="#CCCCCC"> think</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> with good parenting and with</font> with you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know with thinking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about these</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">kind of things</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I hope so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I certainly</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hope so we'll see see how badly we fuck</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">them up it's more just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like it's more</font> like<font color="#CCCCCC"> a measure of like how bad we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this kid up on a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one to ten it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not how</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">good of a parent were</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we</font> how bad of a parent we really it's crazy <font color="#CCCCCC">we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are in that bad parent now it's like</font> almost every parent it's like they were a bad parent huh<font color="#CCCCCC"> I think it's a</font> generational<font color="#CCCCCC"> thing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think we're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all kind of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fucked</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up parentless people</font> anyway<font color="#E5E5E5"> I feel like I'm parentless</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> them</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">anyways</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about the way my</font> dad was treated by his parents they were like things he slept in a barn on a oh wow no he's not that<font color="#E5E5E5"> man oh really</font> I was thinking well because they settled <font color="#CCCCCC">Italy been on the sand tonight joking</font> but that's real yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> those motherfuckers but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Annie</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Annie</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">was like one of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ten siblings</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">deepers and I'm sure the parents didn't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pay attention</font> you're right it'd be hard<font color="#E5E5E5"> to yeah you're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right and it's kind of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> worth work</font> I think generationally becoming better <font color="#E5E5E5">maybe yeah or maybe and also part of our</font> spirit I<font color="#CCCCCC"> think is becoming weak or that</font> like like you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know we get told we get</font> we're a lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> more in this self-help</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> time</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> I noticed like my mother you</font> know later<font color="#E5E5E5"> in her life has read more</font> self-help books like<font color="#CCCCCC"> that kind of thing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">has become more</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a maybe introspection</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">maybe our kids will be more on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> way</font> out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that maybe where they're not</font> they're just<font color="#E5E5E5"> living their lives and not</font> examining<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's almost a blessing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">able to sit here and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> examine what our</font> lives<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'd like you know because</font> otherwise we'd be<font color="#E5E5E5"> like you know and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fucking fighting and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lter yeah</font> hunting leopards<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah yeah you don't</font> have time real salt of the earth shit we need some<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking survival bring</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wash yeah well that's why that's why I'm</font> so anxious<font color="#CCCCCC"> would</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be watch fucking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> batch</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">watch</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Gold Rush dude man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> huh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> i watch</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">gold</font> those guys are great yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> they're like</font> man I<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking spent all winter in Alaska</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">blowing up mountains when I make 200</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bucks yeah it was a good it was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> good</font> one man<font color="#CCCCCC"> versus why who hunts gold and</font> versus Detroit have you seen<font color="#E5E5E5"> that no</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">destroy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it is over there did show</font> though<font color="#E5E5E5"> just some</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guy just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">survived in Detroit a lot of probably</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> most dangerous yeah of all yeah a</font> lot of<font color="#E5E5E5"> missing Nate</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lineup a lot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of that</font> shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know a lot of people go missing</font> in a Detroit<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah you know it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> almost</font> become like<font color="#E5E5E5"> the thing to do like if you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">seem Larry know they can escape room</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">high-level escape</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> zone</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> actually</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there's</font> a company I heard<font color="#E5E5E5"> they you know they</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have like yeah you know how they</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cool paintball obstacle</font> courses paintball war<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah that's a</font> Detroit<font color="#E5E5E5"> essentially somebody opened up a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Gaza Strip paintball place here that</font> that's fucked up if no yeah I did<font color="#E5E5E5"> hear</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> I know you're fucking I'm trying to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think of where that's at</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I think here</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the yeah it's somewhere out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> LA</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's somewhere out yeah and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> once sight</font> is Israeli<font color="#CCCCCC"> on one side I mean</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I hear it</font> sir real<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking showdown over</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there that's</font> the fast man and then there's really<font color="#E5E5E5"> set you get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there's really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> site you get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like fly by</font> paint buckets yeah just drop paint on the on the Palestinians but it's not <font color="#CCCCCC">it's mostly American Jewish people are</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there so it's like a lot of inhalers</font> a lot of people with asthma<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but it's fine because they have the they</font> have got<font color="#E5E5E5"> like just tubs of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> paint how</font> much time we got <font color="#CCCCCC">we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got 30 minutes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm savoring every</font> minute with this<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah well we go back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Einstein conversation man doing a</font> future travel<font color="#CCCCCC"> Γ«coz yeah so I son</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">humanity he's a guy he's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a paradigm</font> shift guy like nothing was<font color="#E5E5E5"> the same</font> after him<font color="#E5E5E5"> right this one guy out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> billions<font color="#CCCCCC"> and that's the numbers game</font> like Einstein could have easily he almost got wiped out by the not by the <font color="#CCCCCC">Nazis did he really yeah he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> escaped</font> World War<font color="#CCCCCC"> two to America</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he survived</font> barely<font color="#E5E5E5"> he almost got wiped out the</font> millions<font color="#CCCCCC"> and millions of people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> were wiped out<font color="#E5E5E5"> just imagine what could</font> have<font color="#E5E5E5"> been lost the potential that one</font> person has to<font color="#E5E5E5"> change the world for</font> everybody<font color="#E5E5E5"> to get a little got little</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">line</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> II</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah Wow</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know and so I and</font> then so I think<font color="#E5E5E5"> about that and then how</font> it says such a numbers game right like you've got all<font color="#CCCCCC"> of humanity and then like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">every like a thousand years one dude</font> comes along who's so<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking smart he's</font> not change everything<font color="#CCCCCC"> he's like what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> fuck have you guys been<font color="#E5E5E5"> doing he got</font> cheese<font color="#CCCCCC"> and bread you have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no sandwiches</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there was a guy that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> did that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">his name was Sam</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Williams</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sandwich</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">really on Wikipedia look at oh wow</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Williams sandwich I'll look that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up man</font> yes<font color="#E5E5E5"> but yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Einstein was that guy dude</font> and that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> why I thought maybe he could</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">be from the future because if you come</font> from<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> future</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this shit is just shit</font> you know you got a<font color="#E5E5E5"> little</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> pad it's like</font> Biff from Back to<font color="#CCCCCC"> the Future very moment</font> but<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah how could</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that much</font> and to be of the<font color="#E5E5E5"> same like like you know</font> there's there's evidence that<font color="#CCCCCC"> their time</font> travel<font color="#E5E5E5"> is you know why I've heard this</font> there's a paradox<font color="#CCCCCC"> and it makes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sense if</font> there was<font color="#E5E5E5"> time travelers mm-hmm</font> wouldn't they<font color="#E5E5E5"> have already come back</font> already you're saying there is evidence that<font color="#E5E5E5"> there is time there's not there's</font> not<font color="#E5E5E5"> if there was humanity ever had the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">chance to time travel hmm</font> wouldn't they<font color="#CCCCCC"> have already</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> visited</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font> the dude if so from<font color="#E5E5E5"> the future</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">worthiness yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whether they'd be here</font> and be<font color="#CCCCCC"> like oh I'm from</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the future</font> they<font color="#E5E5E5"> would always</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have been here right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but always necessarily know right if</font> they tell<font color="#E5E5E5"> you their time traveler but</font> there's a<font color="#E5E5E5"> youth yeah fake right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it would</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">seem like hey I met this time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> traveler</font> and bring him<font color="#E5E5E5"> into</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your office</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no way</font> everybody would be hrs you<font color="#E5E5E5"> peel em I</font> told<font color="#E5E5E5"> me that once and it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> made a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lot of</font> sense to<font color="#CCCCCC"> me but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now it doesn't feel</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> good of a point but could you<font color="#CCCCCC"> really</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">keep that a secret</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there's no slipping in and out of time</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> shit in movies they gotta go back</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> fix something they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> always gotta go</font> unnoticed<font color="#CCCCCC"> I know but they fuck it up so</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bad in the movies like just imagine what</font> it<font color="#E5E5E5"> would really be like because</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">reality's always stranger than fiction</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">right oh that's a great that's a great</font> point<font color="#CCCCCC"> I did</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so I think they would</font> probably<font color="#CCCCCC"> send a woman I think mmm a gay</font> woman<font color="#E5E5E5"> woman could keep a secret better</font> than a man<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lesbian yeah let's get</font> pretty violent<font color="#E5E5E5"> those nude a lot of times</font> if it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> a late at night after 1:00 a.m.</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know I'm 11 p.m. in under for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> life</font> great<font color="#CCCCCC"> woman yeah probably a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little</font> because a lesbian I<font color="#E5E5E5"> get if you sent</font> somebody<font color="#E5E5E5"> into a time where their</font> sexuality was like kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of still not not</font> rare I<font color="#E5E5E5"> mean it's not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that rare anymore</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but if it were you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if they maybe</font> too much<font color="#E5E5E5"> under a they might</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> already you</font> want them to be unnoticed I would feel like right lesbians<font color="#CCCCCC"> come conspicuous</font> yeah be<font color="#CCCCCC"> like good we're in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> line but then</font> maybe it would<font color="#CCCCCC"> be so obvious and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on</font> point<font color="#CCCCCC"> like oh yeah you would never</font> expect<font color="#CCCCCC"> it would be like oh that's a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> you know that lesbian woman she's also a time<font color="#E5E5E5"> traveler nobody's doing all that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a lot mm-hmm</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> nobody thought that much yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah that I'm just unrealistic</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">gotta have I mean I can't a man I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like</font> time travel<font color="#CCCCCC"> beans are</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> always partying</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know doing fucking Woodward</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I wish I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">was gay I wish I wish I was gay and I</font> wish I knew more gay people man yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah man my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> buddies to be gay</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and uh and we worked at AA</font> we were Busboys yeah oh<font color="#CCCCCC"> it was a sales</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and drove into an embankment</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so our</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">IP actually and he um but he was like</font> the first<font color="#E5E5E5"> gay guy I ever met</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> and he was<font color="#E5E5E5"> a boxer too and he was</font> Italian and<font color="#E5E5E5"> he uh yeah and dude he was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like the toughest guy ever</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> noon we were</font> both Busboys hmm and fuck I<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't know</font> we're<font color="#E5E5E5"> talking we're talking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gay</font> time<font color="#E5E5E5"> time travel yeah he would have told</font> me that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> a thing another thing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gay a</font> lot of gay<font color="#CCCCCC"> men I find if you tell me of</font> a secret then they want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you know but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because they</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> think it's</font> gonna be<font color="#E5E5E5"> that you're gay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and then you</font> can be buddies<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know but if the gay</font> if the secret is I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> from the future</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that'd be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like fuck you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about this</font> you know kind<font color="#CCCCCC"> of mean so I think so in</font> short<font color="#E5E5E5"> Einstein is a time traveler</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean</font> how do you know<font color="#CCCCCC"> that much</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> big</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> different of scope</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one brain of</font> billions of<font color="#E5E5E5"> people the odds that but</font> that's not one of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the billion that's how</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> explain it right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or brain he's got</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> like Isaac Newton Isaac Newton this</font> guy was so fucking smart <font color="#E5E5E5">he literally invented calculus calculus</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">did not exist until</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> an apple hit this</font> motherfucker on his<font color="#E5E5E5"> bush he asked goofy</font> looking at air<font color="#E5E5E5"> Wow and he's like bro</font> what<font color="#CCCCCC"> the fuck</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is gravity like why did</font> that Apple fall nobody ever even thought about<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they're just like oh we oh</font> you know here's<font color="#E5E5E5"> the ground yeah just</font> walk around<font color="#E5E5E5"> on it and he's the first</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">dude was like no like why does shit fall</font> to the earth right<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know wow that's</font> fast <font color="#E5E5E5">then he made calculus is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the math as to</font> what he<font color="#CCCCCC"> created to support it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> calculus<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know everyone's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like Oh</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fucking calculus is coming up that's the</font> hardest shit to learn but that <font color="#CCCCCC">motherfuckers like no I made it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> when I<font color="#E5E5E5"> was like 22</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I made all that's a</font> recipe<font color="#E5E5E5"> yes some</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hverir in the kitchen</font> dang dude imagine<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so that's</font> interesting<font color="#CCCCCC"> then so his whole thing was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay at that point in time you could</font> watch something<font color="#CCCCCC"> and then you could</font> figure out<font color="#E5E5E5"> the stuff</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> behind it like why</font> does so why let me make<font color="#E5E5E5"> out yeah I think</font> he<font color="#E5E5E5"> was like the the father of physics</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">basically he invent</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> am i</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah and and and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just a disclaimer</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all the physicists for all the</font> scientists watching this who are talking <font color="#CCCCCC">about what an ignorant</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking asshole I</font> am<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> I'm an ignorant fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> assholes oh yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">all they've got some things wrong there</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah and if you think I'm ignorant</font> I am<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah so yeah someone's working on</font> an exposed video right now<font color="#CCCCCC"> about how</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Isaac taking Isaac</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Newton invented</font> calculus is Nazi propaganda<font color="#E5E5E5"> um I'm</font> trying<font color="#E5E5E5"> to think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about Isaac Newton but</font> here's the thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> so you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know I bet time</font> travel though if I<font color="#E5E5E5"> had</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> really</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> had to</font> think<font color="#CCCCCC"> about it to have that different</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">one super brain as you're saying like if</font> some guy came<font color="#E5E5E5"> in right now and said hey</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what you guys don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> realize is like</font> maybe it's a guy wrote the book<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> like your feelings<font color="#CCCCCC"> are connected to your</font> muscles and there's<font color="#E5E5E5"> this simple little</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">exercise or this met this equation that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we don't even realize it could take us</font> to a whole new level<font color="#E5E5E5"> of how to exist</font> oh damn boy yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay Isaac</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> st.</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Laurent</font> bro he might have been a dang lady now this could he could<font color="#E5E5E5"> have been a dang</font> lesbian you know I think bro<font color="#E5E5E5"> all right</font> yeah why are all these geniuses have the <font color="#E5E5E5">baldness hair because man you gotta have</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> shit Einstein</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bomb</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ass hair Wow and</font> that's like a<font color="#CCCCCC"> lady's co2 in it</font> yeah it<font color="#E5E5E5"> is bro it's pretty shit it is a</font> nice coat huh<font color="#E5E5E5"> dude he's got the best</font> clothes to rub<font color="#E5E5E5"> York on my face</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what I tell you this guy's a smart</font> motherfucker I think he was in<font color="#E5E5E5"> Sigma Epsilon dude are</font> you sure that guy's crazy what was the enterprise<font color="#CCCCCC"> everybody is a genius but if</font> you judge a<font color="#CCCCCC"> fish by its ability to climb</font> a tree<font color="#CCCCCC"> it will live it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> whole life</font> believing it's stupid<font color="#CCCCCC"> like that in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> take that in for<font color="#CCCCCC"> a minute I don't people</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">make</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up quotes by the way this is the</font> thing people<font color="#CCCCCC"> would feel like no Albert</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Einstein said this and then you gotta</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">take</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it almost like a lot of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> impact but</font> it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> just some kid like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fifth grader</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah</font> imagination<font color="#E5E5E5"> is more important than</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">knowledge I remember he said that I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think and that's true in his case</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because of the thought</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> experiment that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">was my favorite thing I remember I saw</font> they have it at Disney<font color="#CCCCCC"> World when I was</font> a kid and we ate a little<font color="#CCCCCC"> bit of you</font> know<font color="#E5E5E5"> acid I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't know there's that</font> awesome<font color="#E5E5E5"> it was awesome</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dude and dude</font> I'll tell you this when you're on acid <font color="#CCCCCC">bruh Japanese people are the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> most</font> welcoming I'll say that by far<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh well I</font> guess they don't they don't make them very many assumptions<font color="#E5E5E5"> about what they</font> expect<font color="#E5E5E5"> right they don't go into life it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have a ton of expectation</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like Oh white people are just fuckin</font> crazy<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I don't understand anything</font> he's saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> anyway because we're there's</font> a<font color="#CCCCCC"> language barrier</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but we interact</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">every group</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that night and by far</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">most genteel and accepting were Japanese</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the Japanese oh I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're</font> talking<font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that you were there in</font> Japan<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh no no we're in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Orlando far but</font> yeah I think<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> time travel man oh</font> when you yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> you gotta meet people then</font> when you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> on acid see I've never</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> had a</font> good<font color="#E5E5E5"> experience on acid I've tried it</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> five</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> times and every time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">get stuck in my head</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I get super</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">anxious</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I cannot allow myself like I</font> forced myself to stay grounded<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I</font> never really let myself float up<font color="#CCCCCC"> mm-hmm</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> force like myself to be anchored and</font> so it's a constant<font color="#CCCCCC"> pole</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> late to the time</font> to lift but trying<font color="#E5E5E5"> to roll roll to the</font> ground so I have problem with drugs in general<font color="#E5E5E5"> because I don't like</font> like you<font color="#CCCCCC"> said yes I guess it's a control</font> thing<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah maybe when you said that I</font> like I want to<font color="#E5E5E5"> live but I'm staying</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm anchored that's what it may</font> mean<font color="#E5E5E5"> if I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it originally I could relate</font> that same feeling that's how I get <font color="#CCCCCC">sometimes whenever I've done that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> man I just<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wish I could be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like out</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">here like this but I just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> can't for some</font> reason<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just can't like let go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font> myself<font color="#E5E5E5"> enough because I'm just if I do</font> what<font color="#E5E5E5"> will happen yeah it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> scary</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I'm</font> afraid<font color="#E5E5E5"> of changing yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or losing my</font> mind<font color="#E5E5E5"> or something</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or just actually</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> know what it is is like I'm off yeah I'm afraid of just being in<font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> different</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">state</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of mind it's so weird</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> even</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with weed I can't enjoy weed</font> because<font color="#E5E5E5"> I have the same exact reaction</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah I hear ya but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I wish I like this</font> yeah me<font color="#E5E5E5"> too I was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> going like that I wish</font> I<font color="#CCCCCC"> got high and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know ate a</font> couple ice cream scoops off of <font color="#E5E5E5">somebody's fucking back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know oh yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">put a couple fucking scoops on your</font> cousin fucking<font color="#CCCCCC"> Lance and I'm right you</font> know<font color="#E5E5E5"> and it's fucking is that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> our weeds</font> get<font color="#CCCCCC"> laughs yeah I wish I could be more</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fun I wish that's it that's all it is to</font> it let<font color="#E5E5E5"> me show you a couple</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of things</font> we're running low on time<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah our I</font> got a couple<font color="#E5E5E5"> of videos I went through</font> real quick have<font color="#CCCCCC"> you running low on time</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what if</font> Einstein heard that<font color="#CCCCCC"> dude</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I said</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I be</font> like sorry<font color="#E5E5E5"> dude be like the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> book he</font> picked the biggest contrary<font color="#E5E5E5"> ever excuse</font> me dude time is really<font color="#E5E5E5"> just an illusion</font> [Music] <font color="#E5E5E5">he actually has places to go dude</font> yeah do<font color="#E5E5E5"> you really huh yeah I sense like</font> it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking illusion</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doc yes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and sure</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you do show you a chart that shows</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> you do yeah did<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that you can bend space and</font> time<font color="#E5E5E5"> with a pencil through the piece of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">paper and travel through space yeah</font> people<font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck you really need to go</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to that meeting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah like I got beans of</font> time do you think<font color="#E5E5E5"> so people fucking</font> imagine how<font color="#E5E5E5"> much people hated him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">probably some people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the scientific</font> community people<font color="#E5E5E5"> thought he was fucking</font> he was<font color="#E5E5E5"> very people were very skeptical</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and that's in his community</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they were</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> this guy is a fucking lunatic</font> right<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then and then when he was</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">working on his theory of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> relativity</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hmm</font> there was some<font color="#E5E5E5"> other guy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that started</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">work and he went and did</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a talk about it</font> and he's<font color="#CCCCCC"> like guys look at this shit I'm</font> working on it's insane and everyone's like yeah yeah whatever <font color="#CCCCCC">but one guy was like I think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he's on to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">something</font> well I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna try to beat</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> him to it</font> because he<font color="#CCCCCC"> wasn't finished with this</font> theory <font color="#CCCCCC">so this motherfucker start now they</font> start<font color="#CCCCCC"> racing each other</font> to try to figure out the theory of relativity to like put it all together <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but I stink Einstein beat him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">damn but the movie about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah there's</font> a great documentary on Netflix it's so amazing<font color="#E5E5E5"> but the other guy was like you</font> know I think he forfeit he's like you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> what dude like it's your it's your</font> glory<font color="#E5E5E5"> Wow</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but they were</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> close they were</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> figured out at the same time dude</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like science race bro crazy that's an</font> idiot Tony Stewart shit right there<font color="#CCCCCC"> boy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's some Jeff Gordon brought mean</font> that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> ya when you were being science</font> doing a lot of<font color="#E5E5E5"> science and at a high</font> speed what are you<font color="#E5E5E5"> any a time traveler</font> yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> imagine running really fast like</font> Carl<font color="#CCCCCC"> Lewis but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> also doing science in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">your head right what are you your time</font> traveler<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah or an alien</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah a</font> time-traveling alien<font color="#CCCCCC"> probably</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know if they do you think they have that</font> no well if you're nailing you can travel time dude time<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're cuttin you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">gotta be in BC in half an hour</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gotta</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> down these</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> flights now</font> that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> granted in other words</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> because you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> what Einstein</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> figured</font> out is<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> time-travel Israel</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font> of<font color="#CCCCCC"> the red</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and did he really yes time</font> travel is<font color="#E5E5E5"> real</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you can't go</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">backwards you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> can only go ahead of time</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I think you figured out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> when you go</font> the speed of light<font color="#E5E5E5"> or when you approach</font> the speed<font color="#CCCCCC"> of light</font> time<font color="#E5E5E5"> travels slower like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you saw did you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">see uh what's that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> movie called that we</font> loved<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's not inception but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the time</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> the spotless mind<font color="#CCCCCC"> I do love that one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">base</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one that Nolan Rho interstellar</font> interstellar<font color="#E5E5E5"> you see that</font> with Jodie Foster no that's Conterra is another great<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking one that one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font> similar that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> the that's what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> their</font> relativity<font color="#E5E5E5"> how she comes back and</font> there's all that<font color="#E5E5E5"> static</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> remember that</font> yes that's based on science<font color="#E5E5E5"> because she was</font> gone for<font color="#CCCCCC"> them immediately dan why</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">feel he doesn't know about science</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> major<font color="#E5E5E5"> it drops into the water</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and to</font> everyone yeah it looks like it was immediate<font color="#CCCCCC"> but she fucking went the speed</font> of light and came back and she<font color="#CCCCCC"> was gone</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that actually doesn't make sense</font> I got a<font color="#E5E5E5"> watch again contact</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> alright</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> know what's good<font color="#E5E5E5"> um</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Danny should have</font> cut me off<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know what's good is uh</font> I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> trying to think of what maybe I saw</font> that was really good oh I<font color="#CCCCCC"> like Finding</font> Neverland<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I like um wait with Johnny</font> Depp<font color="#E5E5E5"> you like Finding Neverland</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> it's an<font color="#E5E5E5"> old movie about I don't know</font> wait now because<font color="#CCCCCC"> I've all I've got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in my</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">mind is leaving Neverland yeah this is</font> we're finding<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> different movie and I'm</font> trying to<font color="#CCCCCC"> think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> actually there's a lot</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of good</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> movies man I shouldn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> talk</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">started talking about that</font> what do you find<font color="#CCCCCC"> Walt</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's interesting</font> that there's a Finding Neverland and others a leaving Neverland<font color="#E5E5E5"> dude and they</font> essentially<font color="#CCCCCC"> we're also talking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about</font> fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> time travel because that's what</font> maybe that's<font color="#CCCCCC"> what it is but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> dude if</font> somebody's here<font color="#E5E5E5"> a long</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> time you know I'm</font> here from you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> prove it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well that's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what I'd say okay so what would they do</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">so if they just pull out a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking you</font> know if<font color="#E5E5E5"> I watch I know was theirs out of</font> their eyes yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> and or it would be dope</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not gonna have dick</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's still</font> gonna be<font color="#CCCCCC"> us though you think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well if</font> they come from<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> future they must have</font> some dope technology<font color="#CCCCCC"> there'd be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like</font> here<font color="#E5E5E5"> good point they</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if you</font> really need<font color="#E5E5E5"> to prove it you'd be like</font> tomorrow<font color="#CCCCCC"> Trump's gonna tweet out that he</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> suck he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tried once tried second his</font> own dick but it wasn't long<font color="#E5E5E5"> enough right</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and then the next day</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> car</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay and</font> you're like<font color="#CCCCCC"> wall dude proven done that</font> would be crazy<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah yeah somebody</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can do</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">something as specific</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> as that tweet</font> prediction<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah done I'm come</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Paulette</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> know you<font color="#E5E5E5"> gotta leave soon so I'm gonna</font> show you one<font color="#E5E5E5"> video I have a bunch here</font> that I wanted<font color="#CCCCCC"> to show you okay and what</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">are the videos about here you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> do this</font> home videos<font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean yeah these are</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> favorite videos of the past like month or so I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna give you a choice we</font> only have time for<font color="#E5E5E5"> once</font> you decide<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay okay we got the the best</font> man passes out during wedding<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay I saw</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that one okay good that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking hurt</font> my feelings<font color="#CCCCCC"> dude his face hit the ground</font> so hard bro <font color="#CCCCCC">god it made me want to get married</font> actually it's an<font color="#E5E5E5"> ex I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I am</font> assuming he<font color="#CCCCCC"> was just drunk</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because not</font> everyone's curious<font color="#E5E5E5"> so let me just you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">know what fuck junk and media they're</font> gonna claim this<font color="#E5E5E5"> whole podcast</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the next</font> one is<font color="#CCCCCC"> our</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Kelly recruits</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people do his</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">cult during a live</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> show this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font> is<font color="#CCCCCC"> one of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the best things ever let's see</font> that then I would like<font color="#E5E5E5"> to see that okay</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I would like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we got a herb in this show</font> up in a<font color="#E5E5E5"> couple of whites and yeah shots</font> in<font color="#CCCCCC"> Ethiopia</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like to come back weird</font> [Music] [Music] <font color="#E5E5E5">you looked at the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> camera like did I</font> really<font color="#CCCCCC"> say that shit like I think is it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">tomorrow right there my token let me go</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">back anything</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the beaut</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to the mall go back go</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to the mall yeah</font> I've watched<font color="#CCCCCC"> this every time I thought</font> he<font color="#E5E5E5"> said go to the mall we play one more</font> time<font color="#E5E5E5"> do you money</font> [Music] wait<font color="#CCCCCC"> hold</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the fuck and the mall is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> only place you'd meet somebody in a foreign country<font color="#E5E5E5"> you don't know other</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">places get mall come to the mom he was</font> like<font color="#CCCCCC"> the beautiful I don't hear the be</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wait hold on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this look at</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> spider-man</font> in the background you see that guy<font color="#CCCCCC"> -</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wait hold on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hold on</font> I hear the<font color="#CCCCCC"> biggest</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> spider-man</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh my god</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that guy's from the future</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what'd you</font> guys hear back there<font color="#CCCCCC"> you guys here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what</font> are you<font color="#E5E5E5"> here cuz I heard comes with it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">go Dan Ian</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Zak I</font> I heard the mall thing<font color="#CCCCCC"> too I don't get</font> the context but it does sound<font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the context</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's where he goes to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Mean</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Girls</font> I heard<font color="#CCCCCC"> mall - what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> am i joking minutes</font> I didn't hear beautiful<font color="#CCCCCC"> mean</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I think I</font> would<font color="#CCCCCC"> have heard it but I've heard it</font> before<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> would I just didn't hear it</font> let's go one<font color="#E5E5E5"> more time do you mind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we in</font> BRE it sounded like wonderful<font color="#E5E5E5"> time</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wonderful I shoulda asked you I regret</font> the only good ears in<font color="#CCCCCC"> here probably</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we're on man he's growing a baby enter</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there's no way our hearings all accurate</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fucking here we just throne</font> all I<font color="#CCCCCC"> can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hear now</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> come to them why</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they're beautiful</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I because the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">background singers</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> saying America so</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">maybe he's like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so beautiful I can see</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> too</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> America the Beautiful yeah I</font> could see him saying that <font color="#E5E5E5">wow man he did that huh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I've</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> watched</font> this face here he's like<font color="#E5E5E5"> did I really</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">say that I shouldn't watch shots is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> me is there something is<font color="#CCCCCC"> there anything</font> more romantic<font color="#CCCCCC"> may I ask you</font> I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> ask a woman if she's got her</font> shots<font color="#CCCCCC"> not if she's about to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> travel long</font> distance yeah and if<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're gonna take</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">her somewhere</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I think it's he's thinking of others</font> that's nice<font color="#E5E5E5"> but he's thinking sex</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> he's thinking<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm you'll be my dungeon a</font> little<font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we get you in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">America and that's where you go forever</font> so there's another short<font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I know</font> you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> on the time constraint I'm really</font> fast<font color="#E5E5E5"> this was really good we're gonna</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">end it right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> after</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this I'm up in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Orange</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">County</font> this is the same<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin video</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay this</font> is the last<font color="#E5E5E5"> one come all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">watch out for corn on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> top of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">demonstration which I got doing it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> name</font> it's a lurker<font color="#CCCCCC"> on the tangler cover uh</font> let me get that<font color="#CCCCCC"> hitter on him all the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">time</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I think the guy in the shitters is</font> the one<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's so sorry the white guy I</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> know the guy who's shitting I</font> don't know what this is<font color="#CCCCCC"> do one guy's</font> black<font color="#CCCCCC"> and one guy's white plate what</font> were the guys shitting it sounds like the black I said sorry<font color="#CCCCCC"> no no it's the</font> guy that's beeping<font color="#E5E5E5"> it says sorry right</font> one more<font color="#CCCCCC"> time</font> it sounds<font color="#E5E5E5"> like the fuck I don't like you</font> said come<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the mall I have so many</font> more<font color="#E5E5E5"> but you gotta go</font> I'll save more please bro this<font color="#E5E5E5"> is what</font> this<font color="#CCCCCC"> is what we do all day you have you</font> do other shit but we<font color="#CCCCCC"> gotta be like right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> write jokes you fucking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little</font> entertain real people you<font color="#CCCCCC"> like travel I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't do any of that yeah well you got</font> this bro I'll trade you a couple<font color="#CCCCCC"> months</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that video good assume</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that guy</font> looks like yeah like Dom he's<font color="#E5E5E5"> at an</font> audition <font color="#E5E5E5">might have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> been he</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got the job</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> alright</font> this one's gonna trip you<font color="#CCCCCC"> out</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the fuck</font> out black guys get it they'll get they know how they want things<font color="#CCCCCC"> done if you're in</font> urinals<font color="#E5E5E5"> so this dude one time beat on</font> the wall next to<font color="#E5E5E5"> me is like a man let me</font> get<font color="#CCCCCC"> a courtesy flush man let me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Curtis if</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> flutter</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shitting I was doing</font> number<font color="#E5E5E5"> two and he was like oh let me get</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> Curtis</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it he wasn't even in there</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that long</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but he was in his and I was in</font> mine<font color="#E5E5E5"> dude another way he was shitting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> also probably shit opium for a long</font> time but<font color="#CCCCCC"> I wanted that man that's some</font> same but guys they control the environment<font color="#CCCCCC"> mmm you know in it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font> what<font color="#CCCCCC"> are you doing new</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fun do you get up</font> no courtesy flushes you've been sitting <font color="#E5E5E5">in there too long you know I'm starting</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> feel</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> uncomfortable</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because the smell</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh wow that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lady's getting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> into</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> what is it<font color="#CCCCCC"> Lobster</font> okay<font color="#E5E5E5"> well Thanksgiving</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lobster anything</font> could<font color="#CCCCCC"> be yeah but you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the water splash</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in your ass</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">stand up you probably had paper on the</font> we eat it was just the<font color="#E5E5E5"> scent he didn't</font> want<font color="#CCCCCC"> anymore</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">he said you stand up to flush because</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the shit water will splash on your balls</font> in shit um I probably stayed right<font color="#CCCCCC"> there</font> dude<font color="#E5E5E5"> I got pretty nervous</font> yeah you don't fuck around you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font> well I'd<font color="#E5E5E5"> never really talked to a I</font> never talked to a white man or a black man while I was taking<font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> shit yeah no</font> man<font color="#E5E5E5"> sorry and I don't really talk about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">shit around the baby yeah he's gonna be</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">doing plenty</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of that this is like Janita</font> and the Giant Peach I feel like that <font color="#CCCCCC">Lobster has like Down syndrome</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you can't</font> eat<font color="#CCCCCC"> that man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> unbelievable</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">where's this lady from you might be</font> Jamaican<font color="#CCCCCC"> like a thirty-minute but that</font> is it<font color="#E5E5E5"> really that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Lobster yeah oh wow 30</font> minutes<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's called a podcaster eating</font> with<font color="#E5E5E5"> Q</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> No</font> we made a video about<font color="#E5E5E5"> her on her she's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">awesome huh yeah she's a fucking legend</font> there's actually a<font color="#CCCCCC"> hole what we actually</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">show you the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> durant nod watch her she's</font> cute<font color="#E5E5E5"> too</font> she looks good<font color="#E5E5E5"> she</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doesn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hair and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">everything</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> leave when you're</font> ready<font color="#CCCCCC"> because at this point it's it's</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">1253 oh yeah I gotta leave yeah I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font> want<font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> then I could suck you in</font> here<font color="#E5E5E5"> dude this is awesome</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> man</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thank you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">got someone you got to come back again</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">soon because I got more videos</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to show</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> how</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> much</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> more times that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> baby that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bun got only three</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> months months less</font> than<font color="#E5E5E5"> three months now June 6</font> I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> excited I am</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I feel very happy about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and I almost I don't even like</font> admitting that to<font color="#E5E5E5"> myself that's how</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fucked up I am I'm like dude you can't</font> feel happy about this right<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kind</font> of one of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the cool things</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font> childhood<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's like it's okay to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> feel</font> positive<font color="#CCCCCC"> about this yeah exactly great</font> yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> because if you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't because if you</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> start to I think you know look at</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">some of that or if we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't start to</font> look at those kind of moments where it's like<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's yeah well I'm not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> feeling how</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> this even though I know I probably</font> want<font color="#CCCCCC"> to yeah and I'm not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> finding a way</font> to be that way yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> then that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> where we</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> break</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the chain of like right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> know yeah or<font color="#E5E5E5"> not that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are just those</font> those weird feeling<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> song game yeah</font> I<font color="#CCCCCC"> think I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know man this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> should I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">go to like 12 step programs that's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> where</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I learned you know a lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of that kind of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thinking and stuff and for me it's been</font> helpful<font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz I never had any thoughts</font> like<font color="#CCCCCC"> that at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all I was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fuckin in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> love</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know and now but there's a whole new</font> mental universe<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah that you got to</font> discover<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah it's it's so true bruh</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there's really there's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like different</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">steps of the mental maturity</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and you got</font> it like you got to<font color="#CCCCCC"> build the scaffold</font> people there's<font color="#E5E5E5"> people that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like fully</font> and fucking lightened<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> like for real<font color="#CCCCCC"> walk so the other fucking</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">nuts but they're they like understand</font> everything<font color="#CCCCCC"> alright I'm not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm gonna let</font> you go<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay but Theo van</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> calm if you're</font> not convinced<font color="#CCCCCC"> fry this they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he's a the</font> funniest<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking dude you're gonna watch</font> then go away<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh and you guys tomorrow</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah we got hot ones</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> coming on tomorrow</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">watch that guy's eyes I was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like with a</font> fuck Sean why<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't why didn't that come</font> out first<font color="#CCCCCC"> because that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how I do all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my</font> research for<font color="#E5E5E5"> my guests I just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> watch</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hot</font> ones<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh really yeah he's the best</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">researcher at him and pretend I'm like</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">dude</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> always watch hot ones for 20</font> minutes<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah he went deep dude he has</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">he's yeah he knew a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lot of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stuff nice</font> guy - he's<font color="#E5E5E5"> the best fun he's so good at</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">his job he is and he has</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a very unique</font> tone when he's talking<font color="#CCCCCC"> and asking</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">questions yeah you know he's really good</font> at letting the<font color="#E5E5E5"> guests shine he kind of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">was like and I mean it says a compliment</font> he<font color="#CCCCCC"> brief wrapped up the show three times</font> ready he's like<font color="#E5E5E5"> Charlie Brown</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> said Oh</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">insult I mean I wouldn't say Charlie</font> Brown I would say<font color="#CCCCCC"> Charlie beige</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know</font> yeah you know<font color="#CCCCCC"> no I love Sean you know</font> Sean knows I love him<font color="#E5E5E5"> no of course</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he</font> does he's just Charlie's like he's let's let's let you know okay<font color="#E5E5E5"> we'll see you</font> later<font color="#E5E5E5"> so so Yvonne doctor go get some</font> fucking tickets for Christ's sake<font color="#E5E5E5"> go</font> listen<font color="#E5E5E5"> to his podcast</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this past weekend</font> or<font color="#CCCCCC"> two no offence</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on Netflix where I say</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">show in person that's it yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">stolen</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Netflix is kind of okay but you</font> know the new experience<font color="#CCCCCC"> that the club</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> a lot of fun people come out<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lot</font> of<font color="#E5E5E5"> good</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people -</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm sure I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> were testing out material<font color="#E5E5E5"> probably at</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">The Comedy Store you told a while story</font> about like your brother trying<font color="#E5E5E5"> to fuck</font> you or something oh yeah but that<font color="#CCCCCC"> was a wild</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> crazy and I</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> but yeah well set yeah sex I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font> know<font color="#E5E5E5"> I say that yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fucking I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> as I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> said</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but it was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Fannie's</font> a great guy doesn't reason I worked in a free business<font color="#CCCCCC"> still got a woody don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">work with this would go watch him guys</font> thank you for<font color="#CCCCCC"> watching we will be back</font> and next<font color="#CCCCCC"> went</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Wednesday with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> low blow mo</font> guys that's exciting<font color="#CCCCCC"> that'll be fun so</font> we'll see<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guys then thank you guys</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">appreciate you god bless see you next</font> week<font color="#E5E5E5"> have a great week</font> good then<font color="#CCCCCC"> cut</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it off</font> [Music] [Music]
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Length: 115min 14sec (6914 seconds)
Published: Wed Mar 20 2019
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"I just like small amounts."

~Theo Von

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 55 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Jhonopolis πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 21 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

Ethan: No one has changed the world more than Albert Einstein.

Theo: Yeah, or Jesus. Or Dana White.

god fucking dammit this guy is good

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 72 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/[deleted] πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 20 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

Super funny.

I was confused about Ethan taking about his dad in the beginning. Is the white beard and haired dude not his dad? Did he die?

I thought he had a good relationship with his dad.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 46 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/IndStudy πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 20 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

They didn't ask about TheoGate, but it was great regardless. (:

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 20 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/SenseiDezy πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 21 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

what was this moment about the partial discectomy 1:10:00. Was it a joke? Was it serious? You could see Ethan face "Dead silence...."

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 17 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/Logiman43 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 21 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

I love little amounts.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 18 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/locklizzle πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 21 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

Never watched Theo before today. This was the funniest shit.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 16 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/sytrix πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 22 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

chick eating big ass lobster

β€œThat thing look like it got a little Down’s syndrome goin on”

I died

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 15 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/LamboMoonKid πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 22 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies

Really refreshing episode. Feels like Ethan has finally got his groove back.

πŸ‘οΈŽ︎ 13 πŸ‘€οΈŽ︎ u/AfterInfinity9 πŸ“…οΈŽ︎ Mar 21 2019 πŸ—«︎ replies
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