The Worst Things Teachers Heard A Colleague Say About A Student (AskReddit)

teachers have read it what's the worst thing you have had a colleague say about a student when I was in sixth grade there was this kid I'll call him Danny Danny was an idiot of the highest caliber the kid just sat there with a blank look on his face all day every day we are going over the human body and digestion one day and teacher decides to throw Danny an easy question out to boost him up a bit she asks him how we get liquid into our bodies Danny sits there with a blank look and says I don't know she prompts him again by asking how he gets liquid into his body when he's thirsty Danny replies I don't know she is amazingly frustrated by this point and goes as far to ask Danny how do you get water into your body when you're thirsty and he replies I don't know through your skin maybe she freaks out and loses her shit he's sitting there looking dazed as always and mrs. teacher charges to the back of the room and grabs his arm she pulls him out of his seat and drags into the front of the classroom where there was a sink the water gets turned on and she shoves his arm into the stream and keeps yelling at him through the skin through the skin how are you feeling now are you getting for are you getting enough water you drink water with your mouth I'm nearly 40 now and I will remember that scene for the rest of my life with mixed amounts of horror and amusement I used to have two math teachers older men and they would send various girls to and from each other's classes with important messages to give to the other teacher years later I talked to one of the girls and turns out they were sending hot girls dressed in something like a short skirt or revealing outfit for the other to check out and the notes always had something gross and raunchy on it I had a substitute teacher sub for me one day and in her substitute teacher report for my eighth grade class she wrote Jenny name changed was lifting up her shirt to show the boys her navel ring I predict she will be pregnant by next year I went to the high school my mom taught at teachers were at my house all the time they never held back anything and so it is nearly impossible to distill it to a single thing that one of them said but there are a few that stand out I fucking hate future valedictorian but I'm not going to be the one who gives him an heir or his cunt mom will throw a fit it's not worth the hassle that fucking kid has no sense of reality once his daddy's money stops flowing he's going to be in prison I can't wait to visit him there regarding two attractive twin brothers a year behind me which one is hotter I'd fuck em both at the same time I would kill that little bitch if I could get away with it a student in fifth grade saw a psychologist to test him for learning difficulties this was an average student of accepting educated parents in a private school the psychologist told the kid's parents that he would never go to college WTF how can you limit a 10 year olds future like that the parents were upset but luckily ignored her his current high school is a much better fit for him and while he's not top of the class there's no reason he shouldn't be able to pursue higher education if that's what he wants I have a colleague who swears like a sailor it's a first year in the profession and she's had about six incidents where she sworn in front of students usually by letting a fuck or fucking slip out in class that pales in comparison to the way she speaks about them out of school referred to a 15 year old boy with fetal alcohol syndrome is looking like an abortion apostrophe referred to a girl as being a clitoris referred to a student's somewhat overweight mother as a potato dumpling pointed out an Aboriginal student by saying the negroid next to the white kid even by racist logic this doesn't make sense called our principal and an approachable autistic fuck bag ' I heard that some teacher at my school once literally told a student that he was a nasty filthy little piece of shit and that he should go back to the toilet which he was torn out of that teacher was really angry and the kid he insulted really was an hour he got an official warning but got away unscratched the kid was one that could handle things like it so he took it lightly it sure left an impression though I heard a lot of creepy comments about female students some were subtle and some less subtle but the worst one was actually from a female teacher talking about a male student paraphrasing when he wears those type jeans I just want to give him a spank you know she used to buy him stuff all the time and pay him a lot of attention people thought it was strange but it was okay because she was also his arms my senior year of high school I took a freshman class that was required to graduate my teacher turned to me once when all of the freshmen were being loud and said this is why they don't let teachers have guns this same teacher was arrested the next semester for taping a camera under the sink at one of the handicapped bathrooms another teacher was arrested that same semester for having taken pictures with hidden cameras under desks and an iPad which he would slide out from under his desk when students would go up to talk to him they were stored on his full computer and discovered by a student his reasoning for doing this was something along the lines of it started as an accident and then became a challenge to see how long I could do it get a teacher drunk enough and you hear some shit both my parents were friends with a lot of teachers I had in my school's growing up I would hear teachers talk about what kids to buy weed from what kids would be failures what kids would be dead in the next few years and on one occasion I heard a teacher refer to a student as a stupid whore who will ruin her life before high school she did get pregnant in eighth grade but still adds a fucked up thing to say our chemistry teacher was taking a class on balancing chemical reactions there is this couple talking giggling and disturbing the class our teacher looks at them and says you guys have a nice chemistry going just don't turn these reactants into products from a colleague of my mom's they're going to keep passing her and keep passing her and switch her classes and making excuses because her dad is some shitty lawyer friend of the super I can't fucking wait until she gets accepted to a great uni with her fake transcript she'll get there barely knowing how to spell and finally understand that daddy can't fix her bullshit forever she'll hit a brick wall and probably resort to making fake rape allegations to try to get away I would be shocked but I work at the same school even though I'm just a janitor well janitors are invisible we hear everything most of the people in here posting aren't teachers I do teach and let me tell you my colleagues make fun of college students all the time I have heard plenty of terrible things let me list some of my favorites I honestly don't know how this person got into college because he can't read or I passed a fourth grade level there is a student who kept hitting on me so I lost his final paper and said he never turned one in part of me wants to say f off to students coming into my office when they have stupid questions I failed a student because one of his sentences in his research paper was too close to the opening paragraph of the reference paper he was citing what kind of an idiot does that I'm failing the majority of my students he was laughing as he said it my teacher told us that a couple years before we heard her she had purposely called the student a word that she did not know was inappropriate she only told us that it was a seven letter word that started with s naturally I dropped everything stopped paying attention and started racking my brain for every nought word I knew until five minutes after the conversation had ended I screamed scrotum in the middle of algebra teacher did not confirm nor deny which means she confirmed a bit late to the party that I had to chime in on this one high school junior year most of us were around 16 some had been peeking into 17 in my a party sure had been making some really sexist remarks I had only been half listening so I can't really tell you then verbatim but it essentially led to one of my girl classmates telling him if you were my age I'd slap you so hard right now almost immediately as if he had been waiting to say it for a long time he nonchalantly replied back if I was your age I'd be on top of you in the back of my truck right now the worst part is that he still works there the school can't bring itself to fire him and he's gotten away with so much shit like this okay so both of my parents are teachers might add an elementary school teacher and my mom a high school teacher from both ends the things teachers will say about students astound me I've heard teachers racially profiling kids under the age of 12 because the writing on the bathroom wall was too ghetto to be written by a white child I've overheard high school teachers calling students sluts and talking about how they shouldn't have to teach students that were just going to end up in fast-food service my grandpa died literally the day before my final university exam so I applied for special consideration immediately one of my University's staff members who apparently had some sort of chip on her shoulder was deliberately delaying my application by continually misplacing my paperwork after two months of jumping through this woman's hoops all other applications were approved or declined within one to two weeks I am a hog directly to her boss to complain about her not long after that I received an email from the woman who called me and I quote a few jumpin daddy loving trollop half an hour later I received two more emails one from her and one from her boss apologizing profusely the Boston informed me that my special consideration was approved and that the woman had been fired student here my math teacher constantly makes jokes about kids in my class in regards to their race if you're Asian you will be told to stop studying Chinese characters if you are not paying attention if you are Latino he will ask questions about which community college you're going to if you look European like I do he assumes yeren immigrants I've been told multiple times to make sure to write your test in English and when calling him out on that be told something along the lines of in Poland your behavior would not be acceptable at all all while keeping a stupid grin on his face I wonder how he still has his job my junior year a teacher had a miscarriage when she came back she was a bit mad at the class for a bunch of assholes acting like Gaucher bags and yelled quite a bit a student got up and said something to the effect of guess it's good thing you had a miscarriage she broke down and cried one of the other teachers came and got her for about 15 to 20 minutes there was total silence then the vice-principal came in with a totally red face kid tried to say she deserved it and fought back when he made to grab him the principal punched him in the face hard kid stop fighting total silence for the rest of the hour vice-principal never got in trouble parents actually approved of their kid being suspended I taught in Japan for a bit I was kind of lucky because I got to start in the middle of the year as a result of my mid-year application for the job usually school starts in April but I applied in July started in August the reason I got to start in the middle of the year was the guy teaching at that school the form he was fired for sexually harrassing a student this was at a middle school that guy was in his late twenties and he was sitting on a 15 year girl she was wearing a kimono at a festival and he asked her if she was wearing anything underneath it he had a slight history of creepiness towards the girls so this was the last straw so now I'm working there and getting along great with the staff because I'm not a pedo one day I'm getting a ride somewhere with the Vice pres in four and we passed some high school kids on their bikes he leaned over in the car and nudged my arm and gestured to some of the high school girls he said hey hmm high school girls it was uncomfortable for the rest of the ride I think he was just testing me to make sure I wasn't like the previous guy but I'm not entirely sure I'm an eighth grade math teacher in an urban district some of these kids are lazy and as dumb as a bag of bricks I might show my frustration at times but I don't say degrading things that said the number one thing they say that is fucked up is something along the lines of you kids we'll never go to college or and that's why you'll never amount to anything one of my students even wrote an apology letter to my co-teacher special ed class because he lost his shit on her for basically nagging him in the middle of class I left the classroom with him so that I could talk about what just happened apparently as mentioned in his letter he said in front of the other kids that's what happens when you're not raised properly

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Length: 13min 35sec (815 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 20 2019