The Worst "Life Hacks" Ever - 5-Minute Crafts

welcome ramen and gentlewomen to the era of sitting at home hell yeah what a time to be alive least we're trying and so I felt like hey I'll give twitch streaming a shot and not only was it a lot of fun but it was far more entertaining that I even expected none eh I was goofing around watching the videos that you were asking me to watch voice dubbing anime and it was like a three-hour stream a ton of fun and I hope to do more streaming in the future link to my twitch and the description be a part of the nation but one of my favorite parts of that stream was when I reacted to this video from 5-minute crafts where they tell you 42 amazing mind-blowing life hacks that will save you a fortune and it has like 277 million views on YouTube so he'll obviously the quality is gonna be amazing so fam I had so much fun roasting the life hacks for over an hour so this video is the result of that and it's the peak hilarity and commentary curated for your personal enjoyment once again link to my twitch in the description feel free to follow me there for the future but I just had to share this wonderful time with all of you here on the YouTube space so enjoy all right people I am here lovely and awesome streamer extraordinaire NOx otaku so I actually had this crazy plan about reacting to five-minute crafts crafts because they're terrible since five-minute crafts is probably the worst channel on YouTube being that every youtuber is jealous of their 65 million subs so they upload like 10 videos a day what the hell this is not normal 42 Holy Grail hacks that will save you a fortune 277 million views alright disgusting okay so we have a stick figure oh my god there's water on it and it moves how to erase permanent marker from anything so you have a whiteboard oops it's permanent marker you can't erase it but if you color over it then you can actually erase it so everyone next time you color with the permanent marker on your whiteboard you can actually raise my coloring over it clothes hand sanitizer oh my god hand sanitizer is more expensive than just buying a new shirt baking soda lemon juice just buy a new shape but wash that's I call bullsh eisah right here alright this is garbage right now she just poured some crap on it and then he gets rid of it says she puts it in the wash and it's clean I call BS how can I trust them if they cut out the entire part oh this is BS and you know it hairspray does not do that ok if you take the sticker off a shampoo bottle I am very into this right now and you cut the bottom off the shampoo bottle then you have an empty shampoo bottle without a bottom and you cut it a little bit this better be worth the time so this will take hours for normal human being okay right now you have most of a shampoo bottle you what so these were less than a dollar in every dollar store but what they don't tell you is when they want you to get the faucet from this side of the sink to move it on this side of the sink you can't because of this stupid freaking shampoo soap holder garbage and you need to take it off to move it across to put it back on the other side alright so you have a praying her skin and you draw a little mouse looking hole and you cut it which Loki you could have done without drawing the hole but that looks more professional take off the wrapper why does someone need that now if you want your bathroom to look like crap and hold your toothbrushes for those of you too lazy to actually use a cup to put your toothbrush in huzzah we can glue bottle caps and you open the top and make a little hole in the bottom and leave just that little hole part why does someone want something like this oh my god it actually pulls the yarn with the yarn staying in the same place not only do you have this ugly contraption on the back of your chair that took 20 minutes to make but yarn which was literally the easiest thing to unravel ever is now even easier to unravel but you know it's not easy to remove it from the chair because now you have this long string coming down here so if you wanna remove the champ to cut it up away stall that yarn and then this little piece that you just cut off to remove it from the chair ends up in this massive bubble of yarn so now the only way to actually get the string out is to take the whole yarn out and search for the end so that you could thread it through again this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life let's be honest here why do you need a coca-cola with the soap dispenser thing on top this came with a soap bottle if you run out of soap from the soap bottle you could refill it with soap they already have soap that they're filling the coke with money saving hacks alright we're all becoming millionaires I hope you're ready if you take an egg and why would he break the egg with a box cutter if you cut to this little finger bottle in half it's now a case you imagine you're talking to someone and they're like oh let me just get my earphones and they just like out of their pocket with like a rubber band over it because it may look cool now but there's no way this shiz is staying closed in your pocket and then with the rubber band around their hand sometimes they slowly pull off the rubber band open the hand sanitizer and there's earphones in there Wow you could just put the earphones in your pocket alright so we have five little box things which no one has and then a rope no one has rope just saying there is no way that will hold am I the only one egg reveil today this you think you're gonna tie a rope around these these cup things and it's gonna hold all that silverware you're gonna pick up [ __ ] than all six of them are gonna slide out and you're gonna have the worst day of your life you have got to be kidding me this is the most useless thing who needs something like this oh look at how messy this drawer is that's horrible and you know that's not realistic because if it was really that messy there would be way more shoes in that drawer oh this is so sad and that one unraveling but if you put an ice cube tray the ice cube tray can hold everything this is pointless you know they make pencil cases right you know pencil cases are cheaper than ice cube trays you can buy them for 25 cents ah is such a horrible pile of shoes what could we do about it you could ruin your wall by drilling in really low coat hook things so that everyone can humiliate you and hurt their shins on it when they walk in the room or you could get like a normal shoe cupboard we grow vegetable scraps there's a little leftover vegetable so here's what we do oh my gosh want to know a great light back who needs tomatoes just grow a tomato tree in your backyard what you're wasting money on apples when you can clearly have an apple tree none either it's crazy okay how to fold a towel you roll it up in tiny little pieces okay that was a 20 minute job now you have a towel that can hold most people use napkins but huge flex plastic bag life hacks one suffocate in this plastic bag - when paint explodes around you it won't get your face look at smile but now successfully he looks right now damn that paint could have exploded all over my face but because I was suffocating in this plastic bag I'm in fact alive nuki Nix you have a baking pan in a plastic bag and you fit it with paint and it works what is happening right now there's someone that desperately have a paint roller and paint but not actually have the thing to put the paint in like is that a real-life scenario as someone who's never actually needed to paint anything in my entire life maybe all these people are like I have my page and my Pedro no but I have nowhere to put my pain don't worry if I just waste my entire cooking selection I could figure out a way to actually paint my walls all right one dollar hacks okay put toothpaste in his shoe spoilers you just wasted a shoe you thought that it was annoying that you had toothbrushes in a cup that you can't see through well how about putting them in a cup that you can see through upside down I'm still baffled by that toothpaste in the shoe thing okay dirty shoe put toothpaste on the toothbrush which one yeah by the way you'll never be able to use that toothbrush again I love oh everyone thinks it's like the biggest life hack in the world if I actually use toothpaste to clean something it gets clean well no duh every normal human being is cleaning sees with toothpaste twice a day so you're saying that the trick is that someone draws this really intricate thing on the bottle of pills to show when they've used the pills that's the life hack what did that save you saved you a fortune if you drill a hole into soap don't put money in the soap oh my god you're never getting that dollar out I can think of ten reasons why this is BS and why it's garbage which forty IQ individual is watching this video and is like oh my god I am gonna start hiding money in there do you realize if someone's robbing you they're not gonna rightfull through your stuff and be like well this lipstick probably doesn't have money in it so I'm gonna leave it not fam if someone's robbing you they're gonna grab your bag this isn't saving you Jack scheisse except it's wasting your lipstick oh no it's so annoying oh no why am i watching this this is clearly made for six-year-olds alright so if you put the top on it and cut coke in the funnel into the thing and then toothpaste and then you can spray it am i subjecting myself you're not mixing that toothpaste in that coke you know that you're gonna head just have like some coke and a glob of toothpaste on the bottom right oh look someone's trapped in my sink what will I do never fear you just take this random empty spray bottle that I had lying around put in some coca-cola put a glob of toothpaste in there gay daily shake it around a little bit and oh my god it just disappears on the spot where you can use Windex oh my god how can you tell if it's hot by putting your hand in the oil oh no that's a bad move because you'll get your hands you'll burn put some rice in the oil and see if they bubble Wow huge flecks except you know if you're cooking or frying anything and you have a pan of oil I'm about to flex right now whatever you're about to cook in that oil you could just drip in the oil and then see if that bubbles you don't need to also have a few rice kernels in your pocket at all time in case you're gonna fry an egg you just drip a piece of the egg in there and see if the egg starts sizzling or cheaper saving me a fortune wasting these seven rice kernels right now just drop a drip of water in it if it starts sizzling when you drip the water in and you know the oils hot oh this phone is wet so it's not working put it in rice oldest news ever I've tried it once and it didn't work so I'm not super impressed oh there's gum on your ass this is so sad how to save damaged objects you know by taking off the gum and putting the pants in the washing machine but and you know that dum was just chewed by how stringy it is as a master of stringy gum and getting gum on one's ass you know you can if it gets to the point that you notice it it's gonna be hard it's not gonna be this sticky this is a flaw in the logic but if you put an ice cube on it you know it's gonna be hard and you could just peel it off when it's hard oh it leaves ugliness on the bottom this is so sad but if you put wd-40 which is by the way expensive Holy Grail life hacks that will save you a fortune you can then probably take it off quickly how to save an old pot modeling clay for all of you who don't want to waste money on a new pot but happened to have modeling clay sitting around waiting for you to use it this is your time to shine welcome to 5-minute craft where it takes you 45 minutes to pull off most of these crafts and their craft that you should never be pulling off moral of the story subscribe to 5-minute craft the best channel on YouTube they have 65 million subscribers and if numbers numbers don't lie do you have toothpaste that you don't know what to do with do you have a single shoe that you like more than the other shoe I want to show retribution to the second shoe well here comes the time for you where you could pour toothpaste into the shoe and that's it oh man next time I have some toothpaste that I want to waste in the shoe that I just kind of want to show some shoe who's boss I'll know exactly what to do thank you so much for coming on this adventure with me it was a lot of fun Channel saved millions of lives I hope you enjoyed this video as much as I had fun making it linked to my twitch in the description feel free to follow me there I hope to have a lot of wonderful times over there with you all I'm obviously not gonna share all of my twitch streams on my YouTube channel but if the absolute zenith of content is produced well then I guess you'll get videos like these let me know in the comments if you want me to make a completely separate knucks live YouTube channel where I can upload various parts of different streams and if you'd be interested in something like that in the meantime follow me over there because I had way more fun than I even expected to and the basic formula that goes into if nuts is gonna make a video is Willie have fun making it then he'll make it yeah I'm weird like that feel free to slap this video with the like and subscribe for future dope content I want to through more these five minute craft thing cuz this was so funny oh my god alright people your boy nook sanur is here to bring you some freakin awesome news well amazing news for me and it could be epic news for you as well if you play our cards right obligatory yugioh reference this video was sponsored by Ray Khan shadow ledge knob getting it sponsored by Ray Khan and I tell you right here and now this is obviously not in the talking points this is a heart-to-heart from me to you they are hands-down my favorite sponsor I've ever worked with 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Views: 280,179

Rating: 4.9642453 out of 5

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Id: H6oj66el-uI

Length: 16min 47sec (1007 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 31 2020