The World's Greatest Troll: the Humor of Donald Trump

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[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Donald Trump has a sense of humor that <font color="#CCCCCC">is self-deprecating shockingly</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what do</font> you mind<font color="#E5E5E5"> if I sit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> back</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a little bit</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because your breath is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> very bad</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">downright weird you could say that he is</font> a master at<font color="#CCCCCC"> making people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> feel you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> could</font> go a step further and say he<font color="#E5E5E5"> is the</font> greatest<font color="#E5E5E5"> troll the world has ever seen</font> [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">when united states politics was rocked</font> by<font color="#E5E5E5"> sex scandal at a sex scandal back in</font> 2000<font color="#E5E5E5"> the Donald decided to run for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Reform Party presidential nomination</font> with a drag queen but<font color="#E5E5E5"> the likes Michael</font> wall or even P Diddy were warning America<font color="#CCCCCC"> better option in 2004 was to</font> vote<font color="#E5E5E5"> against</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> W</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Die trump endorsed</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Eminem for president</font> slim<font color="#CCCCCC"> JD</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is a winner</font> what<font color="#CCCCCC"> are the billionaire's you know</font> would show up at WrestleMania to beat up Vince McMahon yeah you taking<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> money</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">throwing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> some men since the 1990s the</font> world have become progressively<font color="#CCCCCC"> more</font> serious<font color="#E5E5E5"> keyword</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> his aggressive</font> political correctness had infected<font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font> about every aspect<font color="#E5E5E5"> of culture news</font> outlets became increasingly full of shit and<font color="#E5E5E5"> politicians that weren't owned by</font> billionaire special interest groups were becoming a dying breed America had descended<font color="#E5E5E5"> into a festering swamp of</font> victim politics propaganda and corruption it<font color="#E5E5E5"> is for this reason that</font> this orange<font color="#E5E5E5"> Patriot descended from his</font> golden throne atop a shiny<font color="#E5E5E5"> tower</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">determined to drain the swamp</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">establishment</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> had become too fond of</font> themselves they needed<font color="#CCCCCC"> to be humiliated</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> first to go</font> will be Jeb Bush boring mild-mannered nerd<font color="#CCCCCC"> a brother of everything</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font> wrong<font color="#CCCCCC"> with Republican Party arrogantly</font> stepping forward to claim<font color="#E5E5E5"> the nomination</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it is his</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> turn</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> corty could best</font> the Donald he was painfully mistaken you know what's happening to Jeb's crowd as <font color="#E5E5E5">you know right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> down the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> street they're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sleeping they're sleeping</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there's a</font> big<font color="#E5E5E5"> difference between Donald Trump</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">me I'm a proven</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> conservative with a</font> record he isn't approved extreme to be <font color="#E5E5E5">easy to get</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> some</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of his cock skin time</font> and time again Jeb<font color="#E5E5E5"> we totally lose his shit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and make a</font> complete ass<font color="#E5E5E5"> out of himself</font> Jeb Bush<font color="#CCCCCC"> is a low energy person for him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to get things done</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's hard</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you win</font> when you can't pay like this you don't <font color="#CCCCCC">win when</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're campaigning like this</font> and know the Donald<font color="#E5E5E5"> didn't hold back</font> even when Jeb was<font color="#E5E5E5"> siting</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> around the five</font> and six percentage points<font color="#CCCCCC"> just look at</font> these<font color="#CCCCCC"> images that was shared on the</font> Donald<font color="#CCCCCC"> Facebook and Instagram pages you</font> got Ted Cruz Rubio<font color="#CCCCCC"> Carlson everyone by</font> the second name and then jab<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then</font> there was the<font color="#E5E5E5"> time when Trump bought the</font> rights to Jeb Bush calm Jeb was sometimes<font color="#CCCCCC"> tried to play along and act</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">like he is part of some inside joke it</font> only<font color="#E5E5E5"> make himself look</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like even</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> more of</font> these I mean even<font color="#CCCCCC"> look at this moment where he</font> gets a<font color="#E5E5E5"> low</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fly from Trump</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> makes him look</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's a Wimpy Kid and the playground</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">getting a 5 from his bully</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because hey</font> man you all<font color="#CCCCCC"> right don't go tell a woman</font> next<font color="#E5E5E5"> though</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is the canadian-born</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> rodents</font> named<font color="#E5E5E5"> Ted Cruz he had a reputation for</font> pathological dishonesty so Trump dumped him<font color="#E5E5E5"> lying Ted</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well sir</font> you'll collapse all<font color="#E5E5E5"> of us fuck ugly wife</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fuck you asshole I'll interrupt your</font> speech with my next those<font color="#E5E5E5"> grade a nobody</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Lindsey Graham</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I said yes I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a man and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">he gave me his</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> number</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I found the</font> card<font color="#E5E5E5"> crying bitch go dost</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> know if it's</font> the right<font color="#CCCCCC"> number let's try it -</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> OH - -</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to 802 9</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> - a president laid out - who</font> could forget<font color="#E5E5E5"> poor little Marco Rubio who</font> sent<font color="#E5E5E5"> more he'll this gag gift with the</font> water and all<font color="#CCCCCC"> that you make your jokes</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">interestingly guys out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of his camp</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are</font> saying this in response<font color="#E5E5E5"> I want your</font> reaction<font color="#CCCCCC"> to it they're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> saying yeah he</font> can send us all the water he wants I'm about to rock this place<font color="#CCCCCC"> drama mocked</font> his opponents incessantly<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then to</font> add insult to more<font color="#E5E5E5"> insult erupted</font> royally in the faces<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the Republican</font> National [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">I brought</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the check for the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wall</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> so on<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one thing that Donald Trump</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hates more than the conservative</font> sellouts it's the mainstream media<font color="#E5E5E5"> beginning</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> first debate when bimbo megyn kelly</font> field of the first question<font color="#E5E5E5"> or rather</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">statement Trump immediate you've got</font> women you don't like fat pigs<font color="#CCCCCC"> dogs slobs</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and disgusting animals your Twitter</font> account<font color="#E5E5E5"> only Rosie O'Donnell</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lightweight</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> reporter shouldn't be so</font> unfair EMBO<font color="#E5E5E5"> did I say that many</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> times oh</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay excuse me</font> you seem to stay angry for months<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah</font> and then rather than<font color="#E5E5E5"> letting the typical</font> news outlet break the big story of<font color="#E5E5E5"> his</font> medical record from decided to release a letter which he<font color="#E5E5E5"> clearly wrote himself</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font> Jimmy Kimmel<font color="#CCCCCC"> mr. Trump eigenstate</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">unequivocally quickly will be the</font> healthiest individual ever elected<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> the president other lines included his blood<font color="#E5E5E5"> pressure is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> astonishing the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">excellent the latter</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> also started with</font> and then there was a<font color="#E5E5E5"> curious case</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of a</font> publicist<font color="#E5E5E5"> named John Villa you published</font> back<font color="#E5E5E5"> in 1991 that you believe this was</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">donald trump pranking you pretending to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a publicist I didn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> believe it I</font> know it to be true<font color="#E5E5E5"> based on the fact</font> that Cindy Adams and Marla maples<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> didn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> like the paint and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there are two</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on the conversation wait</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> youyou</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">taped it because you're a reporter</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> doing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yes I lost</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the tape we were the only one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to copy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> two yes</font> when did you lose it<font color="#E5E5E5"> back 25</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> years ago</font> somebody<font color="#E5E5E5"> have stolen it no it was in my</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">house and then I moved apartment</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so who</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">else would have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> had a copy of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the tape</font> on the trunk<font color="#E5E5E5"> it became clear that this</font> troll was playing the media like a fiddle <font color="#CCCCCC">that compulsion to report his bizarre</font> behavior<font color="#CCCCCC"> succeeded in providing him with</font> billions of dollars of<font color="#E5E5E5"> free advertising</font> not just for<font color="#E5E5E5"> presidential campaign but</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">also for snoo hotels in the expectation</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">of them getting</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> another scoop of Donald</font> Trump saying something crazy the medial are treated to<font color="#CCCCCC"> 40 minutes</font> straight of War veterans endorsing Trump for president<font color="#CCCCCC"> and the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tour this new post</font> office<font color="#CCCCCC"> Hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">major</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> simply your thoughts to that</font> rather succinct<font color="#CCCCCC"> end to this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> appearance</font> by Donald Trump again Josh let us stop investing this with any gravity<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this was a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dog-and-pony</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">show first</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and foremost if you think</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> low energy jab will lying Ted</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bad</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Wayne do you see what was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> installed</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm</font> watching<font color="#E5E5E5"> television and I see her</font> barking like a dog <font color="#CCCCCC">switchin Ashley was fun Trump wouldn't</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> troll crooked on her repulsive</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">character but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> also on the marital</font> troubles<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know folks you think</font> Hillary<font color="#E5E5E5"> would be able</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> stand up here</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">for an</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hour and do it</font> of course a career of<font color="#E5E5E5"> corruption that</font> someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is<font color="#E5E5E5"> not in charge</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of the law in our</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">country because you'd be in jail</font> Secretary Clinton trying to psych her out of the second<font color="#E5E5E5"> debates with the</font> surprise guests<font color="#CCCCCC"> patty Shelton that young</font> woman<font color="#E5E5E5"> is here with us tonight</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so don't</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">tell</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about words</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I am</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hosting</font> infographics of polls where her name hangs literally from beneath<font color="#CCCCCC"> his</font> releasing zone<font color="#E5E5E5"> dick</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Ulis children's book</font> entitled<font color="#E5E5E5"> winners losers to compete with</font> her latent attempt on youth indoctrination<font color="#E5E5E5"> and releasing at archives</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">such as this no I'm a gentleman or die</font> but then again we<font color="#CCCCCC"> have never seen the</font> world<font color="#E5E5E5"> so stuck up full of course it is</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> at any second connected melt after</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">someone said something America</font> heroes it needs a troll<font color="#CCCCCC"> and it has been</font> blessed with<font color="#E5E5E5"> the world's greatest</font> [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">hurt someone</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you inbred Hicks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Nazi truck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> terrorist</font> [Music] <font color="#E5E5E5">nobody</font> [Music] [Music]
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Keywords: Donald, Trump, Hillary, Clinton, prank, pranks, presidential, election, 2016, crooked, cringe, MAGA
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Length: 11min 40sec (700 seconds)
Published: Tue Oct 25 2016
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This is awesome! I, too, am glad to be here with my amazing patriots.

👍︎︎ 5 👤︎︎ u/Real_MadDogg 📅︎︎ Aug 20 2018 🗫︎ replies

Wwg1wga I'm not familiar with this one. What's this acronym?

👍︎︎ 5 👤︎︎ u/PokemonPappy 📅︎︎ Aug 20 2018 🗫︎ replies

Awesome to be here surrounded by true patriots.

MAGA

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