the wilds being a comedy for 5 minutes and 35 seconds

[Music] an old person party an old person named barbara why on earth y'all acting disappointed i mean look at these that yeah plastic forks oh my god how precious are these it's like you're gonna lose your girlfriend to this kitchen party [ __ ] i mean can you get her off like this okay i take back all negative commentary barbara you're a [ __ ] legend yeah sorry it's just a miniature i had no idea that constant manual labor could be so like cleansing you know those signs that they haven't factored and say x number of days have passed without physical injury no too busy too tired to get in my head about life like jesus yes but without the lame messiah stuff you know just just carpentry give me such a carpenter thank you rachel no settle in order a drink cause baby we're here to entertain you what are you doing um yeah no i don't know i just went into this lounge singer thing and i don't yeah yeah i don't know no matter how shitty this is we practiced it for two hours it was more like three rachel got really in touch let's just do this it's my birthday today you know big 1 8. no fat you can't tell the others few moments later yes what [ __ ] ice the booze and get horny it's dorothy's [ __ ] birthday honestly the way i want it to play out we won't even need the champagne yes we will because we're going to get so freaking trashed on fun champagne that it's going to feel just like home time to mobilize sorry oh i was sort of standing there this is exciting are you excited yeah and i feel like you're giving me some major divorce dad energy vibes it's alright a rhetoric [ __ ] is all coming together in my head now moonlight bonfire maybe even a little luau cultural appropriation i'm not even mad at it once a day july 18th sweet baby jesus 18 on the 18th we have a golden birthday okay okay okay okay we found leah you're on dot distraction duty how do we even do that delegate you figure it out uh the others are over there they're doing tai chi capoeira i mean i don't want to be indiscreet but it is spelled d-i-a-h-h she's just fine stop my cake it's with hmm so what do you think it's a no like an epic note i said make a crown this this is like a sad wreath wow shall we sorry that's fine martha i'm just a little disappointed not new all right just just the work okay and then tony look at my food baby absolutely not martha no one has said food baby since 2017 for a reason we decided to leave it there stop touching me and get to work i am you're the one that's messing around what'd you say one time i was home with mono and i got really into playing my brother's playstation like i straight up stop showering because all i wanted to do was play you ready for this mortal kombat xl get the [ __ ] out i know it just sucked me in with like the action and the characters and the sound effects that were all like finish him you need to do that again can you please just tell me how bad this is no comment for once in your life please just just take off the gloves and tell me the truth that thanks fox now we're sharing all this heat so let's get our spa day on [ __ ] that's all i got she did not tell me that was gonna happen i love hot tubs one day i'm gonna get a heart-shaped one with like cool lights that change color oh oh and get like a hot compress washcloth or something that's a thing [Music] maybe you should name it dot jr [ __ ] off shelby and this is [ __ ] delightful random but related question you're like really good at escape rooms aren't you [ __ ] incredible at escape rooms give me the journal because i never won't love her never ditto [ __ ] [Music]

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Length: 5min 35sec (335 seconds)

Published: Sun May 08 2022