The very best of Colin Mochrie

what comes to mind when I go Oh cold toilet seats No No Oh get the blinds of the elderly wanna break a hip welcome to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Pierre because my bladder is empty our top story tonight NASA sands probe to Uranus people everywhere giggle what comes to mind when I say book him Danno what comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars Oh tapioca really why is that what's now he's big song Janka tapioca know what I'm talking about unlikely ways to impress women as of right now I'm rash-free we had some fun the story I don't know what it happened he wrote me a letter commander where is happening I think there was a girl involved that's what I'm thinking I don't know what to say this just in Beverly Hills 90210 Cleveland Browns three finished King getting angry I there's many artists in this just had a high school flashback that's where I put that library book anyway creak oh yeah I'm here's a little riddle for you alright what kind of bird always says the name of our time first time on Venice Beach hey there buddy hey there slugger put up your hands I'm a friendly mugger give me your money give me your don't cut down the trees and give me a look give me the bushes and give me the trees give me the dogs with all the please give me this guy give me that thing one crazy unlikely subjects to be the basis for a musical how does food become poo I had no hair Hulme 800 thank you what was that it was frightening wasn't it it was poor or you know I remember once I went to a circus and I saw the strongman bend a car and a car Pat Benatar I'll tell you've proved your point we're not the only master of Segway it's the six o'clock news on your anchor large large pants on pars top story today a man who had been swallowed by a whale a man who had been swallowed by a whale escaped today by running as far as he could till he was all pooped out come to the six o'clock news our top story wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women world's worst catchphrases world's worst catchphrases hey there buddies look at him he's dead he's dead and his name is dead what once was is no longer work he's coming with me on the Grim Reaper welcome to the 6 o'clock news I'm your anchor Woodrow but don't have a paddle returned it's clean hey call what do you usually do when you hear the sounds I go like this Oh No I'm allergic he said I didn't know any of that you know what comes to mind when I say the word ska sandpaper cuz that's the sound you make when you speak wood star scar I'm talking about the music style welcome to the 6 o'clock news I'm your anchor D told through the tulips our top story tonight a man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills no change is expected hi hi how are you fine we don't know what you're watching so we're not going to tell you we're gonna return you to it oh look we're watching animal porn mary had a little lamb he'll be right back just a second good evening and welcome to the 6 o'clock news I'm your anchor Oswald the dens Wald our top story today convicted hitman Jimmy two-shoes McCarty confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddywhack you are dead to me nothing but scum when I look in your eyes I get inflammation of the bum you'll make me feel few trim to the six o'clock news I'm your anchor Arthur any more doughnuts our top story today Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dead at 53 I know it is sad over Barcelona today the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls in a 747 eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane you

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Id: Q961dViRof4

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 25 2009

Reddit Comments

[u/pmj714]

Bed Cot Phily Papers? Red Hot Chilli Peppers!

[u/Twizted_seed]

Knick Knack Paddy-Whack

[u/that_crazy_tall_kid]

I need a list of his news anchor names use in day to day converstation.

[u/[deleted]]

In the Irish drinking song bits, it seems often Colin is the only one remaining composed while the rest are struggling to not laugh and finish the song because of something he, most likely, contributed.

[u/iDownvoteBlink182]

The clip at 1:36 really should start sooner, it needs a bit more context to understand Ryan's slurring.

[u/JohnPaulGagne]

Just fantastic.

[u/ClutchOven]

THE CAT!

[u/angryjunkie]

Mary had a little lamb...

[u/PM_ME_THY_BOOBIES]

Hilarious! Thanks for this